"Well, that's what you said. One of the people next to him said with certainty.

"Yes, we said at the time that it must be a friend who doesn't know each other well, just call me brother. Later, I asked you to confirm it, and you said that it was really a year younger. ”

"That's right, at that time, you said that if it was so simple, what would you say, you patted your chest very confidently and said that it was pro, and said that if you said it wrong, you would punish yourself with three glasses of liquor. We were just about to ask you to explain, and you. ”

"Where is he urinating, he went to the toilet to vomit. I'll just say he's drunk and bragging, and you still don't believe it. ”

"No, the main thing is that he said it so surely, I thought he was telling the truth. ”

"Whose brother is a year younger than his brother? ”

Seeing that everyone was restoring the scene at that time, it was decent, and he couldn't help but doubt his memory, he should have really said it. I had to rack my brains to figure out a way: "Even, that's the case." That snob had a twin brother, and when their parents gave birth to them, it was on the last day of the year. After giving birth to his brother, he was born after the New Year. So even though they are twins, his brother is also a year older than him. ”

"That's not right, you're talking about him being a year older than his brother. ”

"Listen to me. This is not after birth, because the twins look too similar, are they mistaken? Then he mistook his younger brother for his elder brother and his elder brother for his younger brother. After that, a few years passed like this, and I went to school for a few years. One day, the parents of the family took them shopping, and happened to meet the nurse who delivered the baby. During the small talk, the nurse mentioned that her brother had a black mole on his arm, and it turned out that they had made a mistake. But the household registration book has already been issued, and it has been called this for a few years, so how troublesome it is to change it again. So I have been using the age in the household registration book, and my brother is one year younger than my younger brother. After speaking, the king of the round lie unconsciously added his own mantra: "Well, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Everyone looked at each other, but this did not stump the king of the lies.

At this time, Xiaohong smiled evilly and muttered in a low voice, "It's time for me to play." Then Xiaohong said loudly: "Wang Huangyuan, you also said that your village made up a song about these things during that drink, and the popularity of singing is still very high. ”

"Poof-" Wang Huangyuan really had the urge to vomit blood now, wine is really not a good thing, and said with a sad face: "Sister, are you really sure that I said that at the time?

"That's right. Xiaohong said innocently.

"yes, yes. We all heard it. ”

"Yes, you sang it to us at the time. ”

"yes, you sang very well, and I recorded it at the time. At this time, Xiao Huang said something next to him, then turned on his phone, operated a few times, and a song came out of it.

It's just that the voice of the person singing is a little wrong, a bit like the voice of a six- or seven-year-old child, maybe the king of the round lie is drunk and his voice is uncomfortable, and his voice has changed when he sings. But the strange thing is that the song also has a background sound.,Maybe it's the background music that the king of the lie himself played on his mobile phone.。

I just listened to the "King of Round Lies" in the mobile phone singing like this.

"Singing back, upside down.

Mother seventeen, father sixteen.

My brother is eighteen, and I am nineteen.

My brother is eighteen, and I am nineteen.

I remember my father marrying my mother, and I was blowing the trumpet in front of me.

I remember my grandfather marrying my grandmother, and I struck a big gong in front of me.

Remember to remember Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Mom.

I blow the trumpet in front of me, in front of me, in front of me.

I remember my grandfather and grandfather marrying my grandmother.

I struck the big gong in front of me. ”

After listening to the song, the king of the round lie pointed at everyone angrily and said, "You scumbags, is it fun to pit me like this......"

Xiaolan hurriedly asked Xiaohong what was going on. Xiaohong showed Xiaolan her phone.

It turned out that Xiaohong pulled everyone present into a new chat group except for Xiaolan and the Circle Lie King. After that, he talked about his plan in the group, and used this "anti-singing" to tease the king of lies, saying that he had booked the "cowhide" of "compiling a song". Then everyone agreed, gossiping, one said that he was scheduled to be the age of his parents, and the other said that he was scheduled to marry his grandmother. And then things went the same way.

"Do you know how many brain cells we spent in order to fulfill these lies. The Circle Lie King was still talking angrily.

"Haha, you've finally admitted to lying. Xiaolan caught the handle.

"Forehead......" The king of the round lie was speechless for a moment, but then shouted: "What I just did doesn't count, those are not what I said, they are the routines you set." Can't be counted as lying and bragging. ”

"Okay, then you explain how you sweat and earn money without spending money. Xiaolan then asked.

"That's ......" The Circle Lie King just wanted to explain, his eyes rolled around, and he said, "Why should I tell you." You are doing this to me, I have my own way, that is, I can make money after health care, why should I tell you. ”

"It's better to blow it. ”

"That is, which merchant would be so stupid and sweat to return the money to him. And they were babbling again.

Then the king of the round lies said, "Don't believe you, or I'll make a bet with you." Next, you have to listen to my arrangement today, and you must not have any objections or disagree. Of course, what you do is not illegal, and you can definitely do it. In this way, you will not only be able to sweat today, but you will also be able to earn money. If you make money, you can use the money you earn to invite me to dinner today. If I lose my bet, I'll treat you to supper. How?"

After everyone discussed, they felt that there was nothing to lose, so they agreed one after another.

So Xiaolan said to Qi Binxuan: "Little boss, keep the tea for us, let's go to sweat first, and then come to you to drink tea when we come back." ”

"Hey, isn't it just a handful of tea, I'll make you new ones for free when you come, and you just tell me how he sweats for free. I'm also curious, and if I don't have to see the store, I'd like to go with you. ”

After the students left, Qi Binxuan wiped the table boredly, looked out the window, greeted the guests, swiped his mobile phone for a while, and prepared for class. At noon, Feng Siyu came over and gave Qi Binxuan a propaganda steam.

"This sweat steaming is so affordable. I'm doing a discount campaign right now, and it's half the price. It's really earned. Feng Siyu said here, with a happy smile on his face, as if he had taken a big advantage from the business.

Qi Binxuan couldn't help but think of some advertorials on the Internet. So-and-so is really vomiting blood.,The discount is unprecedented;Now the game is recharged199 tops999 flowers,The game company is really a big loss.,Why don't you hurry up;The game skin is now on sale.,The price of buying one piece can now buy five pieces.,The game company will definitely lose money in the long run.,What do you think?

"yes, yes. Qi Binxuan casually said: "It's quite cheap." But just now the college students said they were going to sweat too. ”

"Really, where did they go to sweat and how much?"

"I don't know, they say you don't have to spend money, you can still make money. ”

Feng Siyu heard that he could make money without spending money, and he was in a bad mood. "Then you have time to ask them where they have gone, and I'll try it when I have a chance. ”

"Okay. The two chatted for a few more words, and Feng Siyu went home.

After Feng Siyu left, Qi Binxuan continued to be in a daze there. After sitting for a long time, I occasionally walked out of the tea house and stood in front of the door for a while to watch the street scene.

On weekends, the streets are bustling with a lot of people. Qi Binxuan saw a line of beer bottles coming from a distance, with two people escorting them on the left side in front and on the right side of the back. It turned out to be a large beer-shaped inflatable balloon with a person in it, walking on the road to make publicity.

A row of beer people passed by Qi Binxuan's door, and they all turned around and waved at Qi Binxuan, and the one at the back made a flying kiss for Qi Binxuan. Qi Binxuan was stunned, and waved his hand to say hello. When the beer man walked away, Qi Binxuan saw the last beer man who did the flying kiss twisting his buttocks, which was extremely enchanting.

After that, there were some doll people, that is, people wearing cartoon costumes and cartoon hoods, who handed out flyers there. A few people went to Qi Binxuan's shop, stuffed a few brochures, and then gave a bunch of small gifts, including tissues, hairpins, key rings, etc. Everyone else is sending a leaflet to one, but Qi Binxuan is here to send a leaflet to a bunch. Qi Binxuan was also embarrassed, and took out a few bottles of drinks and gave them to the doll.

Qi Binxuan thought to himself, today's doll people are extremely enthusiastic.

In the evening, the college students all returned. One by one, as if they had been fished out of the water, their clothes were soaked with sweat, their hair was stranded one by one, and they were shouting for water as soon as they entered the door.

Qi Binxuan hurriedly agreed: "I'll make tea for you." ”

"Don't be hot, be cold. ”

"You can't make tea with cold water. ”

"It's too slow to wait. ”

"Then I'll get you a drink. ”

"Drinks don't quench your thirst, the more you drink, the more thirsty you get, take mineral water." ”

"Isn't it a waste for you to drink mineral water from me? I use bottled pure water to make tea, so you can pick it up yourself in a hurry. Before Qi Binxuan finished speaking, everyone took a cup and ran to the water dispenser.

After everyone poured a stomach full of water, Qi Binxuan pointed to everyone's salted clothes and asked, "Have you sweated for a day? ”

After hearing this, Xiaohong poured bitter water for Qi Binxuan: "Where are we going to sweat and steam." We're going to install cartoon people and hand out flyers. I came to your shop this afternoon, don't you see? I gave you a lot of small gifts, and you gave me two drinks. ”

"I'm here too. ”

"I'm here too. "A few people should also be in tune.

"It's so unfair, you still have drinks, we beer people have to follow the leader, and we don't even have time to buy a bottle of water. The King of Lies shouted there, and at the same time made a flying kiss to the boss: "Boss, do you recognize which one is me?" made Qi Binxuan goosebumps.

Xiaolan said: "Be content, you just walk and hand out leaflets in the doll." We still had to squat and swing back and forth. ”

"Why are you squatting?" Qi Binxuan asked suspiciously.

"You know the little yellow duck? It's like a scissor hand, moving slowly between the eyebrows, and at the same time repeating from left to right, and then right to left. ”

"You know, I've seen that dance, although it's very simple, but it's quite charming with music. Qi Bin said with a smile.

"We're the dancing ducklings. ”

"But you haven't said why you're squatting?"

"The duck's legs are so short, we have to squat and dance, and if we stand up, we will not be a little yellow duck, then we will become a little yellow goose." ”

This explanation caused everyone to laugh.

Xiaolan also joked there: "Just like Pikachu, when you stand up, you become a pickup soldier." ”

At this time, Xiaohong said: "I'm tired today, and tomorrow I'm going to sleep in the bedroom for a day." Then she asked Xiaolan, "Xiaolan, what are you doing tomorrow?"

Xiaolan was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Tomorrow, tomorrow I will play the little yellow duck." ”

"Ahh Will you go tomorrow?"

"yes, do you want to work and study? I know a training class that I can introduce you to as a tutor. ”

"yes, I feel like I'm dehydrated all day today. You're going back tomorrow, how can you stand it?"

Everyone persuaded Xiaolan with all their mouths. As a result, after Xiaolan finished speaking, everyone shut up.

"But when I passed by the pharmacy just now, I went to weigh it and found that I was a pound lighter. ”

The crowd was silent for a moment, and then one person took the lead.

"Tomorrow I will continue to play the little yellow duck and walk. ”

"Go together, go together!"

Qi Binxuan looked at the energetic college students and couldn't help but admire, they were really young and energetic.