Xu Mang spent an afternoon in the hospital, accompanied by Yang Xiaoman, who was very helpless about the violent airport, and originally planned to go shopping in the afternoon, who knew to accompany such a neurotic...

"Hey!"

"How are you going to compensate me?" Yang Xiaoman, who was sitting in the infusion room, glanced at the man beside him and said angrily: "You have to give me a perfect explanation today!"

"What?"

"Do you understand that I'm sick now?" Xu Mang looked disdainful: "If you are sick, you are the emperor, how can a slave dare to talk to the emperor like this, and he will slap his mouth two hundred times!"

You...

It's so angry!

Do you really think of yourself as a green onion?

Yang Xiaoman was about to do it, but in the end he held back, not to mention that this guy was hanging a drip, even if he didn't hang a drip and beat him, he couldn't give you a headache and brain fever, it was not as simple as tossing an afternoon at that time.

It's annoying!

This idiot is getting better and better!

"Huh?"

"Anyway, you've changed a little now... Is it because of the relationship that you met me?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "I remember when we first met, you weren't like this, you were stupid at that time, and now... A little clever ghost. ”

Xu Mang hesitated, this question seems to be a question on the surface, but in fact, if you don't answer well, it is a proposition, you must answer it carefully, otherwise... Sanda waits.

"Uh..."

"Guess?"

"I guess you're a big-headed ghost!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded, and said angrily: "You... You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

Xu Mang didn't speak, it was too dangerous to speak at this time, it was wrong to say anything, it was better to keep your mouth shut.

really

A few minutes later, Yang Xiaoman's anger subsided, and at this time, she took out an apple from her bag, handed it to Xu Mang's mouth, and said, "Hurry up and eat!"

"Didn't wash..."

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

"The old lady will wash you now!"

After that,

Yang Xiaoman left the infusion room in a huff.

Looking at the back of the airport, Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and was about to post a Weibo, when he saw his Weibo name, he fell into deep thought...

Yang Xiaoman returned to his side with the washed apple, handed the apple to his mouth again, and this time Xu Mang took a bite.

"How is it?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a smile, "Is it delicious?"

Xu Mang frowned and said helplessly: "It's a little sour..."

Be at the end of one's forbearance

Yang Xiaoman's slender hand stretched out to Xu Mang's waist, and then suddenly exerted force, after all, she had learned Sanda, and her hand was full of strength, plus she was in a state of anger at the moment, directly causing a critical blow to Xu Mang.

"It hurts, it hurts!"

"Delicious, delicious, delicious!"

"Humph!"

"Slut!"

moment

The two returned to harmony.

"Help me post two tweets. ”

"Why didn't you send it yourself?"

"I'm a troll!"

“...”

This reason cannot be refuted!

Yang Xiaoman followed Xu Mang's instructions and posted two Weibo posts, each with a video, and the content was to expose the ugly behavior of unscrupulous merchants.

"Alright. ”

"Hmm!"

...

Weibo exploded!

Netizens across the country witnessed the ugly face of the exquisite Japanese restaurant in Ningshi, and commented and forwarded it below, and major media also began to report it.

soon

The Ningshi Municipal Market Supervision Bureau set up a joint investigation team composed of industry and commerce, quality supervision, and price departments to conduct surprise inspections at Ningshi's exquisite Japanese food stores, and found out many problems, the most infuriating of which is that the cost of 4999 a bowl of oversized eel rice is only about 800.

shop closure,

The boss was detained.

This incident has caused a lot of turmoil in society, and it has also brought a lot of reflection to people.

Why does the price of food stay high once it becomes an influencer?

Behind it is the operation of capital?

Or is it human curiosity?

Or am I being too lenient with so-called influencers?

This question,

Food for thought...

Monday

Morning.

Xu Mang came to the school with a happy and sad mood, although the black-hearted boss of the pit man was arrested, but how many black-hearted bosses were not arrested?

however

The next minute he was even more sad and helpless.

"I'm sorry!"

"You're late!" the student council members stopped Xu Mang outside, forcing him to remember his name.

Xu Mang: @#¥%......&

Less than three months after the start of the new semester, Xu Mang was deducted negative points, and he also became the student with the most points deducted in history, and he was also the student who was punished the most for copying school rules.

"Let's all go to the playground later. ”

Lin Yishan finished the first class and said to the students below.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, other schools didn't know, as long as this school was in the third year of high school, it was basically goodbye to doing exercises, and Xu Mang had reported it to the Education Bureau, but in the end it was sunk into the sea.

Right now...

The school finally remembered that grades are not all there is to students, and physical fitness is just as important?

Due to the long-term lack of exercises, coupled with the perennial 'illness and hospitalization' of the physical education teacher, queuing has become a problem for the first class of the third year of high school.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman are very well-behaved, both of them stand at the end, Xu Mang is second at the end, and Yang Xiaoman is first at the end.

"You should be at the front!"

Xu Mang glanced at the violent airfield behind him, and really couldn't understand why such a short person stood at the end, if the physical education teacher who was 'terminally ill' could recover, seeing this scene, it was estimated that... You're going to be hospitalized again, right?

"I want you to take care of it!" Yang Xiaoman glared at him viciously, and said angrily: "Don't talk about my height in the future, otherwise don't blame me for killing you!"

"What about the breasts?"

"No way!"

"Ass?"

"Not really!"

Admission

A few minutes later.

Xu Mang collapsed... It turned out that it was not an exercise, but a leader's speech.

"Whew!"

"Hey, hey, hey?"

"Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

The physical education teacher, who has been 'sick and hospitalized' for many years, miraculously stood on the stage to adjust the microphone, which moved many students in the audience to tears.

The dying PE teacher removed the oxygen tube and urinary catheter and took a taxi to the school with perseverance, just to test the microphone for the principal.

This love, this righteousness, can sing and cry!

"Students!"

"Today, I would like to take this opportunity to explain the campus security issue to everyone, and everyone applauds and welcomes!"

Principal Mu's words fell, and the audience began to applaud.

There was a hint of tiredness and helplessness in the warm applause...

Another few dozen long minutes.

"Students!"

"Teachers!"

"The campus is a place where the country cultivates talents, and this place is sacred, it is..."

At this point,

Xu Mang fell asleep standing up.

"Here!"

"I need to praise a certain student of your school, one of his report calls successfully allowed the police to find out the campus social gang hidden in Ning City for many years!"

"Seventy-eight criminals have been arrested this time, and the number of victims is as high as thousands, and if it were not for that classmate's report, there may be more students who have been violated!"

"This classmate's name is Xu Mang!"

......