Chapter 516: The Most Bizarre Dog Food in History
No matter how much everyone guessed, they didn't expect that the first thing Wang Shen's Kaibo did was to sprinkle dog food.
Crazy, all crazy.
Liu Li, who was doing the last rehearsal before taking the stage in the theater, had just determined a moving line and was about to drink saliva when the senior sisters suddenly screamed and rushed up.
"Liu Li, Liu Li, look at Weibo!"
"Your boyfriend shows his love in public and officially announces his feelings!"
"Woo woo, I'm so excited, look at you!"
"Huh?"
Liu Li took the phone in a daze, sat down on the spot, and read the blog post with a word horse.
After reading it word by word, the corners of his mouth slowly opened and hooked, but tears filled his big eyes.
"Oh, little Liuli, what are you crying about?"
"That's it, Wang Yan is romantic, if it were me, I would have to at least perform a 360-degree somersault with a split ...... before laughing."
"Look at the comments, you're crazy, tsk, now, you're the happiest and most hated girl in China!"
Indeed, the comment area screamed and cried.
"Ahh
"I don't believe it!"
"Hallucination, everything is an illusion......"
"Whoever is that, I'll count to three, let go of my male god immediately!"
The little girls who refused to accept the reality screamed, probably not trying to save anything, but simply venting.
Others, they started playing memes.
"That's right, it's time for you to know...... My nickname is 30,000!"
"I'm forty thousand!"
"I'm two cakes!"
"Get out of the way upstairs, here's the evidence!"
The little girl posted half an ID photo on her Weibo, and the likes, comments, and retweets instantly exceeded 1,000 - mom! It turns out that there are really people with the surname three and the name Wan!
The vast number of comments began to brush the same sentence:
"Kid, what do your parents think?"
Zhen Sanwan himself was very proud: "I used to have deep doubts about my background, but now, everything has an answer...... My dad has already paved the way for me to become a princess!"
"Poof!"
laughed, and then the little girl was crazy about her fans, and she was so cool.
After that, the nymphomaniacs began to split.
"The male god is so handsome and romantic, oh my God, I'm drunk like a dog!"
"It's so sweet, woo woo, this is the best dog food I've ever tasted!"
"From today on, I'm going to die of Wang San CP, little, don't worry about my male god anymore!"
"Hey!What the hell is Wang San CP?!"
"Wang Shen is a real bull, I don't know how to describe it, too decisive, too boyfriend, too domineering president......"
"God Wang, thank you for appearing, because of you, I have come to believe that there is a god. ”
"It just sweetens the girlish heart of the old lady, when will someone say this to me......?
"Upstairs, looking at your selfie, I think there should be more than one person who has confessed to you, but they are not as handsome, humorous, generous, rich......"
"Seconded!"
"I am willing to call Wang Shen the first in romance, the god of flirtatiousness!"
Female users are one-sided and take the opportunity to carnival, and most of them are immersed in the surface emotions of the text.
Male users who are not fans are more shocked and shocked.
Nima...... What about this person?"
"The moment I saw the hypothesis, I had a hunch, but I really didn't expect that Wang Shen could launch a counterattack in such an inhumane way......"
"God-like Wang Shao, brothers, I will kneel down first for respect!"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, do you have a big one to explain? Why can't I understand it?"
"Hypothesis, fantasy, the existence of God...... The keywords are all in your face, and you still don't understand?"
"Uh...... Does it matter?"
"Western economics is a discipline based on several basic assumptions, which are the cornerstone of the existence of all subsequent theories. ”
"Yes, the first core assumption: all people are homo economicus. ”
"What is an economic man?"
Everyone has insatiable desires, and at the same time, they are absolutely rational and pursue the maximization of individual interests. ”
"What is foot fetish? I don't get tired of it, I have foot fetish......"
"Insatiable = greedy and insatiable. ”
"So?"
"Utopian theology! Isn't it because of this comment of Wang God that so many people are engaged in the economy now?!"
Some of the people who ate melons finally came to their senses, turned around and looked at Wang Yan's "confession", and were completely shocked.
"Damn!That's a cow beep, isn't it?!"
"I'm sure, Wang Shen's brain and my brain are not the same structure......
"I just snorted CP for a long time, it's so sweet, and now you tell me it's a cannon?!"
"Niu, firing the cannon doesn't affect your eating dog food, the two are one. ”
"Cow beep cow beep here!"
"Thank you for showing up, because of you, I have come to believe that there is a god - that god word is so special!"
"This should be the strongest love story of the year, a beautiful girlfriend, a female fan, a group of shameless economists, and a melon-eating crowd like me...... Wang Shenniu beeps !!!"
In the overwhelming Wang Shenniu beep, the topic of confession began to hit the first hot search again.
And then at a certain moment when everyone was shouting wildly, forwarding wildly, and replying wildly......
With a click, Weibo collapsed.
At the same time, He Miaomiao's mentality also collapsed.
This princess has been worrying about you for four or five days, guarding Weibo every day and brushing the relevant information, and I can't wait to spend money on the water army in person, as a result, that's it?!
It happened to be the first day of school, and Fang Qingwan was accompanying her baby daughter to talk about her parents' shortcomings, and at the same time saw the Weibo.
"Tsk, this kid has a really good relationship with her girlfriend......"
Parents who really know how to communicate will never say anything like "that kid is not worthy of you", and belittling the person their daughter likes is the most wrong way to dissuade.
Who hasn't rebelled young?
The more demeaning, the more troublesome.
Just like Fang Qingwan, cutting meat with a soft knife is the most discouraged.
He Miaomiao's mouth was deflated, and her big eyes were covered with a layer of mist in an instant.
She really didn't want to cry, but the grievances in her heart just couldn't help it.
As a real proud girl of the sky, watching her favorite dog confess in public in such a sensational way - to be specific, it is to confess to her rival in public, which is the biggest setback she has grown up to date.
If the mother is not there, the eldest lady is afraid that she will cry bitterly.
However, the situation was just the opposite, He Miaomiao's stubbornness was suddenly aroused, gritted her teeth and held back her tears, and crackled and typed a blessing.
[She can't be your final destination, wait and see!]
The ID of the fruit princess is a bit rowdy on Weibo, and it was quickly topped.
However, no one can be sure whether Wang Yan will see it or when.
......
Hua Qing Yuan, Bauhinia Apartment.
Duanmu Chuge came out of the shower, changed his clothes, and prepared to go out.
Today is the weekend, and Wang Yibo organized a small-scale gathering of the second generation of mining provinces.
Wang Gongzi's father Wang Yubao has officially taken over the position of the group's eldest brother, and now Wang Yibo is already the first son of the theoretical drum horn.
Even though Duanmu Chuge doesn't need to be afraid or curry favor with Wang Yibo, but the first time people save a game, it is a normal social gathering, and there is no reason not to give face.
As soon as he put on his coat, suddenly, Xiao A, who was sleeping with him, screamed.
"Oh my God!
Hey?!
What did Wang Yan do again?
Duanmu Chuge's movements were sudden, and before he could react, Xiao B, another girl in the same bed, immediately pounced.
"What's the situation, what's the situation?
Xiao C looked at the book without moving, but still interjected: "Can you be a little reserved like a Huaqing scholar?
"Cut! Huaqing girls don't get married?"
"I'm concerned about the debate in the economics community, but not the body of a gluttonous male god......"
Little C pouted: "Shame on you two." Look at Chu Ge, how cold she is, the goddess should have this kind of heart!"
Duanmu Chuge immediately raised his chin and nodded coldly.
Then, he turned and hurried out the bedroom door.
Xiao A asked in the back, "Hey, Chu Ge, are you going out?"
I just didn't hear it.
I'm sorry sister, I'm itching in my heart, in a hurry!
It was not her brother Duanmu Qin Wu who came to pick her up, but Wang Yibo - he happened to be studying in the research institute, and the distance was very close.
"Brother Wang is good!"
As soon as Duanmu Chuge got into the car, he said hello briefly, immediately took out his mobile phone, and couldn't wait to open Weibo.
"Sister, what are you doing in a hurry?" Wang Yibo asked with a smile.
"Wang Yan seems to have responded, I'm curious, take a look. Duanmu Chuge didn't even raise his head back.
A hint of surprise flashed in Wang Yibo's eyes, and he immediately patted his little brother who was about to drive, signaled not to worry, and then took out his mobile phone.
"That's what you have to see, Wang Shao has been giving us too much of a drum recently......"
A group of people over there were waiting for the protagonist to go to the banquet, but Wang Gongzi was not in a hurry at all, and he and Chu Ge bowed their heads and swiped Weibo.
Long......
"it!"
Wang Yibo let out a sigh and was dumbfounded.
Duanmu Chuge bit his lower lip lightly, his expression uncertain.
When the party began, everyone gathered together to eat and drink for a while, and after a while, the topic turned to Wang Yan again.
"Hey, brothers and sisters, have you heard about Wang Shao?"
"Wang Shao has been really popular recently, and no star is as hot as Wang Shao. ”
"It's a pity that Wang Shao is not in the imperial capital and can't come to ......"
As soon as he heard Wang Yan's name, Duanmu Chuge immediately subconsciously looked at He Meng, and it happened that He Meng also raised his eyes and smiled at her.
Little slut, what kind of posture are you putting on with me?
People have girlfriends, it's officially announced!
In fact, Duanmu Chuge didn't feel good in his heart, but he didn't really like Wang Yan to the point where he couldn't extricate himself - it wasn't me who only hated the scenery.
Especially when they talk about 30,000.
"That girl named 30,000 is Wang Shao's girlfriend in Emperor Dance, right?
"It seems to be Qin Wu and Yinyin's classmates?"
His eyes turned to him, Duanmu Qin Wu's face twitched, and his mentality collapsed.
"Uh...... I'm not very familiar with ......."
After subconsciously brushing it off, he looked at Li Yunyin nervously.
Li Yunyin naturally wouldn't expose him, smiled, and nodded: "It's my contemporary, my real name is Liu Li, a particularly soft and cute girl." ”
Although he has never been a friend, and he has the unhappiness of a prospective boyfriend "splitting his legs", Li Yunyin's atmosphere is fully revealed at this moment.
Another girl at the same table said enviously: "What does it mean to climb to the sky in one step? ”
"That's right! Wang Shao is so top-notch in every aspect, I seriously doubt that Liu Li is not worthy of Wang Shao!"
"That's the male god of the whole people, the master who can wrestle with Wang Siming, it's really more serious, how many girls can be worthy?"
"Dream dreams are sure to be okay!"
He Meng hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't pull me, Wang Yan is dedicated and responsible, and people are in good feelings." ”
The words are beautiful, but those who are familiar with He Meng can find that her mood is not high.
It's not even her, the three flowers in the small gathering, no one's mood is high.
Wang Yibo is the most keen and sleek, the first to perceive.
In normal times, he must have quietly changed the topic, but today it is very strange to talk about it.
"When I first met Wang Yan, I even thought it was a little follower who followed the big head to eat and drink, but it turned out to be good, a real dragon curled up in the sun there......
Now that the flying dragon is in the sky, it feels very sudden when I hear about it, but when I think about it, it seems that it should be like this.
The one who beeps the cow beeps at any time, and he can't hide it.
I don't know what you guys think, but I'm honored anyway.
It's not that we want to bring anything less, the key is to really give us a drum and a face!
In the past two days, I chatted with my classmates and friends, and as soon as they heard that I knew Wang Shao, they were immediately in awe, gave a thumbs up and said that you drums and horns beep!
Come on, brothers and sisters, let's have a toast to Wang Shao!
When he comes to the imperial capital again, I will be responsible for inviting him out, and everyone will get together again, and let's listen to Wang Shao personally tell the ins and outs in person!"
"Howler!"
"Cheers!"
Everyone responded with great enthusiasm and enthusiasm.
Although he is not very familiar with it, Wang Yan, who made such a big scene, seems to be the spokesperson of the second generation of drums.
The idea of climbing up lingers in everyone's heart.
Even, Wang Yibo, the first son of pure blood, is no exception.
In terms of money and power, Wang Yan is still not top-notch, and everyone knows it.
However, when the thighs don't need to be the richest or the most powerful, they just need to be convinced.
Now, the second-generation circle of drums, which thinks highly of itself, from top to bottom, is convincing.
......
"Yaoyao, do you have a picture of your sister-in-law?"
The little fairy He Xiaolu quietly poked Zhang Yao and asked angrily.
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes: "Don't call it sister-in-law!"
Xiaolu was overjoyed, and hugged Zhang Yao's neck: "Good sister, I know that you will face me! Wait for me to become your sister-in-law......
"Oops!"
Zhang Yao pulled away He Xiaolu in disgust and sneered.
"Don't think about beautiful things! I don't recognize Wang Gou, I don't have that kind of brother!"
"Huh?!"
The fawn was stunned.
At this time, it is not far from the New Year, and Yaoyao is still not angry-
During the Chinese New Year, Wang Yanzhi asked people to send red envelopes for half a night, and then said that he would give 10,000 yuan for the New Year, and then sell Zhang Yao to her mother......
Is it a human thing?!
After understanding the crux of the problem, Xiaolu decisively took out his small purse: "Isn't it just pocket money?
Zhang Yao patted his head and sighed: "Psychotic! How can you be obsessed with him......?
Xiaolu immediately took back her wallet and turned her face instantly: "You are not allowed to insult my idol!
Zhang Yao was about to go crazy, and asked madly: "What do you like about him?"
The little fairy's expression immediately became serious, only her eyes were shining.
"You don't understand how grateful I am for your brother's presence, because of your brother, I came to believe that there is a God. ”
"Poof!"
Zhang Yao really vomited blood.
"...... Climb for me!"
pushed away the sticky deer, picked up the phone, and saw the rows of "Because of you, I began to believe that there is a god", and suddenly, the whole person was not good.
Wanggou, you big liar!
The big liar Brother Dog found that the situation didn't seem to be good.
As soon as he finished posting on Weibo, Xiao Gongju went back to the room because he was "unwell".
Nago pouted and followed.
Lin Pingzhi never sent any news.
Normally, the new young lady who will communicate in time has not moved for 30 minutes.
He Miaomiao didn't close it, but it was even more terrifying - Wang Yan saw her comment.
Along the way, I found something even more terrifying - Liu Li didn't know when she paid attention to her!
It's numb claws, and then the little annoying spirit is still sending harassing messages......
MMP, embattled?!
To tell the truth, Brother Dog would rather quarrel with someone than deal with this situation.
However, the hanging blog posts can't be recovered, and the influence that is about to explode will not be transferred by anyone's will.
That's right, the Weibo server is not an explosion, and on the morning of the 1st, it really exploded.