"Friends walk together for a lifetime, and those days are no more. ”

"In a word, for a lifetime!"

"A lifetime of love, a glass of wine!"

Xu Mang and Wang Shuxue were full of alcohol, and then one of them held a microphone, sat on the sofa in the living room and sang wildly, and specially ordered the classic old songs, which may be the effect of alcohol, resulting in a bit of true feelings.

"Waiter!"

"Cut the song!" Xu Mang finished singing, he seemed to be still in a state of unfinished, and shouted to Yang Xiaoman, who was sitting on the side, who was sullen: "I want to sing "Sudden Self", hurry up... Otherwise... Tips are no longer given to you. ”

I...

You...

Yang Xiaoman felt like he had been punched by someone else. And then I couldn't fight back, and I was so uncomfortable that I was going to die, and this damn bastard actually took my wife and me as a waitress little sister.

But being angry was angry, Xiao Man still did it and helped Xu Mang order a song "Sudden Self".

"I heard you say that the morning sun rises and sets. ”

"The rain and shine are unpredictable, and the road is full of footsteps. ”

"I'm used to your sudden self. ”

"Swaying and swaying, you can see through nature. ”

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

It's hard to hear!

It's about the same as a husky shout, who gives you the confidence to sing?

For Xu Mang's singing, Yang Xiaoman has long understood it very thoroughly, when he first fell in love with him, this guy was incomplete in five tones, he didn't believe in evil at that time, he must let him sing, as a result...

"Then don't stay, there will be no more time after the time passes. ”

"The sky you look at in the distance, hang more rainbows. ”

“...”

"If you only have this life, what's the point of starting from scratch. ”

The crying is over,

Yang Xiaoman thought that this was almost the case, but he never expected that his sister Wang Shuxue would start applauding.

"One more song!"

"That's so good!"

I...

Are you deaf?

What's the good news?

Yang Xiaoman stared at Wang Shuxue, seeing that her face was full of wine, and her eyes were sluggish, which was obviously a manifestation of drinking too much, and she was drunk to the point of being unconscious.

"That's pretty much it!"

"I'll make a decanting soup for the two of you!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and got up angrily to prepare the decanting soup.

"Sober up for what?"

"The second game hasn't started yet. Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and said in a daze: "Why do you have so many things to do with this girl? I..."

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, who was confused, and couldn't help sighing... He used to drink a lot of wine, but this time he only drank eight bottles of wine and got drunk unconscious...

Is this fake wine?

Thinking of this,

Yang Xiaoman ignored Xu Mang, and directly took out his mobile phone to call his father.

"Hello?"

"Dad... Does XXX red wine have a lot of stamina?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "Is it more stamina than white wine?"

"XXX red wine?"

"It's really much stronger than liquor, because it's a wine that has been stored for a long time, why did you suddenly ask this?" Father Yang asked curiously, "Someone is drunk?"

"Your son-in-law and Xiaoxue worked together for a box and a half, seven or eight of which were drunk by your son-in-law, and one bottle was drunk by Xiaoxue, and now there are two of them..."Yang Xiaoman glanced at the two people who were studying how to order songs, and couldn't help but show a wry smile: "The two of them are crazy." ”

“...”

"I can only drink half a bottle... You hurry up and make the soup now, and then let the two of you spit it out, right... Don't blow the wind, or you'll get even more drunk. Father Yang said: "I estimate that the two of them won't have to get up tomorrow, and they will have to sleep for a day before they wake up." ”

"Oh..."

Hang up the phone,

Yang Xiaoman sighed, this is simply nothing to do, what kind of wine to drink properly, and now he is drunk to the point of being unconscious, and his husband is really good, he will drink to death if he drinks well... Now tragedy, right?

Served!

Followed by

Xiao Man brought out two bowls of decanting soup and forcibly let the two of them drink it, and then... One person holds a large trash can and spits there... I woke up a lot in an instant.

"Ahh

"Finally alive!" Wang Shuxue collapsed on the sofa and said to herself with a sad face: "It's so uncomfortable... It felt like dead. ”

"Brother-in-law?"

"Are you still alive?" asked Wang Shuxue.

"Your brother-in-law has already died!" Yang Xiaoman wiped his mouth while helping the unconscious Xu Mang, and complained angrily: "Drink, drink... Will you drink it in the future? I said, what did you study abroad?"

“...”

"Okay, okay!" Wang Shuxue said helplessly: "I know... You're only three years older than me, and you know how to discipline me all day long, are you even more verbose than my mother. ”

"How?"

"Don't say you're three years older, even if it's a day older, it's your sister!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "If you don't do anything all day, you know that you have to worry about your family, you look at what you have lived, and it's great to win a few broken awards?"

If it was usual, Wang Shuxue would have refuted it a long time ago, but now her head is dizzy, and she doesn't even have the energy to refute, so she can only be trained silently.

"Grandpa Ting said that you don't plan to return to China in the future?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "What are you doing if you don't go back?"

"I..."

"me... I do whatever I like. Wang Shuxue said angrily.

"Hulai!"

"If you don't come back, I won't be kind to you. Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: "Which company you enter, which company will go bankrupt, if you engage in scientific research, I will let your brother-in-law come forward and fire you directly!"

"You..."

Wang Shuxue knows that her sister Yang Xiaoman has this strength, and with her brother-in-law's influence in the scientific research community, even if she is abroad, she will be found out by the other party.

"There is only one path in front of you!"

"That is to return to China, and then accept the job arranged by your second grandfather, or the job I arranged for you, if you want to go crazy abroad, it is absolutely impossible!" Yang Xiaoman said coldly: "You'd better make it clear to me." ”

"I'm annoyed!"

The more Wang Shuxue thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, but she also understood that this was her sister's concern for herself, but her concern was too domineering.

"Are you done throwing up?"

"After throwing up, go take a shower and go to sleep. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The ghost is crying wolf... Don't you know how bad your singing is?"

"Cut!"

"It's obviously my brother-in-law crying wolf, I think my voice is pretty good. Wang Shuxue suddenly smiled and said, "Sister... If I go back to China, can I be a star?"

"Whatever!"

"As long as it's in the country. Yang Xiaoman said absentmindedly: "You can be whatever you like, but how are you going to persuade the second grandfather and your parents? They strongly oppose your involvement in the entertainment industry." ”

"Hee-hee~"

"Aren't you here..."Wangshuxue smiled shyly: "Good sister... When the time comes, I don't think there will be any problem at all, but it really won't work... Let my brother-in-law come forward, his face will definitely be okay!"

"Let's go!"

"Your brother-in-law is usually very busy, so how can he have time to take care of your. Yang Xiaoman glared at his sister, then helped up the paralyzed Xu Mang, slowly walked to the stairs, and then turned around and said, "Go to bed early." ”

"Oh!"

...

night

Yang Xiaoman threw Xu Mang, who was full of alcohol, on the bed, and then stripped off his clothes, looking at his husband who was like a dead fish, and suddenly became angry.

"Big idiot!"

"I used to blow it directly with a bottle... Now seven or eight bottles are poured. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said curiously, "What are you talking about?"

Then

Xu Mang muttered, "Wife... Wife..."

“...”

"What's wrong?" Yang Xiaoman leaned to the side and asked in a low voice, "What's uncomfortable?"

"I..."

"I love you... Wife. ”

Suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman's heart melted, maybe he was more or less perfunctory before, but now it is certain that he is sincere, because he spits the truth after drinking.

Xu Mang: Zzzz

At this time, Xu Mang was in a dream, and he found that his wife had obtained a proud figure, and she had improved a lot in all aspects, and every indicator reached an amazing model standard.

"Hey, hey, hey~"

"Good, good, good!"

Yang Xiaoman: ???

What's the situation?

smiling so cheaply, it must be some kind of bad dream.

"Don't!"

"Don't go!"

"I... I don't want to fly!"

Yang Xiaoman:( ̄△ ̄;)

What?

Flying a plane?

What to fly?

"Huh?"

"What kind of plane are you flying?" Yang Xiaoman leaned over to Xu Mang's side and asked softly, "Tell me..."

"Airplane..."

"Airplane..."Xu Mang closed his eyes, frowned, and said with difficulty: "Xiao Manpai... Plane. ”

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Damn it!

I knew there was nothing good about it!

I can't imagine bullying myself in my dreams, it seems that this bastard can't do it without a beating.

But...

Yang Xiaoman thinks that Xu Mang is very interesting now, and he has almost never seen him drunk, so it's better to... Take this opportunity to take a good look at his past things, such as how many girlfriends he has.

"Xu Mang?"

"How many girlfriends have you had?" Yang Xiaoman asked softly, "Tell me... Tell me!"

"Girlfriend..."

"I... I only have small... Xiao Man. Xu Mang muttered in a daze: "Only Xiao Man... Only Xiao Man..."

Out!

Proper perfect marks!

Hearing this answer, Yang Xiaoman was excited, but time did not allow her to be happy, because there were still many questions that needed to be answered by the big pig's trotters at this time.

"Then I ask you..."

"Xu Yang, Xu Man, Yang Xiaoman, among these three..."Xiaoman asked softly, "Who do you love the most?"

Then

Xu Mang's face was almost distorted together, and he seemed to be very entangled.

There is no answer,

Only tangled to distorted expressions.

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang at this moment, but she was distressed, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay... All love all love..."

Words fall,

leaned into Xu Mang's forehead, and then kissed the dragonfly in a watery manner.

"Rest well, big fool. ”

"My child and I will always be by your side, we will never be separated, never! forever!"

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