Chapter 405: Sarcasm Between Words (1/3)

The strong man didn't realize the horror of the incident, and felt that Xu Mang was making a little fuss, but looking at his serious expression, he was a little cowardly for a while, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to check the relevant news on the Internet, not to mention... It's really special!

Suddenly

The strong man was even more panicked, and apologized to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman again and again, he did enter a Joule range to obtain a silver bracelet.

Compensation is necessary to compensate, but not monetary compensation, but to get what you should get, at this time Xiao Man held three giant puppets, his face bloomed with joy, but this alpaca puppet can not... It's so ugly!

"Big brother!"

"You're going to testify to me!" the strong man pleaded at Xu Mang: "I didn't mean to!"

"Oh..."Xu Mang could also see that this guy didn't mean to, otherwise he wouldn't be stupid not to pull a toy gun with such a high joule value, and it was estimated that he had been deceived, so he couldn't help but say: "I'll accompany you to turn yourself in, and by the way, I will help you intercede." ”

Followed by

Accompanied by this dispute mediator, several people came to the dispute mediation site, and under the reception of the official staff, they learned about the situation, and the above attached great importance to it, a deputy office was personally in charge of the matter, and there was also a subordinate staff member of his department.

"This gentleman!"

"Hello, hello!" When the deputy director saw the strong man, he immediately asked solemnly: "May I ask what the situation was like at that time?" Can you tell me about it. ”

"What I'm going to say..."

"Don't be afraid, and don't arrest me. The strong man said with a worried face.

Words fall,

The deputy said seriously: "We are professionals, we will not be afraid, please speak!"

"I..."

"I accidentally got a gun!" asked the brawny man cautiously.

Then

Xu Mang, who was standing on the side, saw the legendary tactical leaning back.

"Which gun?" asked the deputy director.

"It's just... It's a toy gun!" The strong man hurriedly said: "A toy gun for balloons in the playground!"

A comrade next to the deputy office took out his mobile phone and searched for pictures on the Internet, pointed to the picture on the mobile phone to the strong man, and signaled if it was this?

"It's an AK47!" the strong man shook his head.

moment

Another picture was changed.

"This is the M4A1... It's not a real gun!" The strong man was a little anxious: "Toy guns! Not the real one." ”

"Got it!"

You continue. The deputy nodded and said seriously.

When the strong man heard the words of this comrade, he hurriedly said: "On this day, I went out of the stall as usual, and life was not easy... cheated a little child's money, but these two people appeared behind me, and at first I earned a couple of hundreds of dollars, and I thought it was beautiful at the time, thinking that I had met a fool. ”

"Then there was a tragedy, this couple won crazy, crazy, crazy, and in a blink of an eye, I lost more than 1,500, that is called quasi... Don't even aim, click and hit, I'm like a human being..."The strong man was halfway through his explanation, and suddenly smiled at the other side.

however

Xu Mang felt that at this moment, it seemed to be injected into the soul!

The strong man asked with a confused expression, "You... Are you laughing at me?"

"No, no, no!"

"Just thought of something happy to do. The comrade immediately put on a serious expression: "Please continue." ”

Outcome...

The deputy also laughed.

The strong man was anxious: "I'm not joking! I've really broken the law!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"What's that... Straight to the point. The deputy director asked, "Did you bring the toy gun in your mouth?"

"Bring it!"

The strong man took out a toy gun and handed it to the two people in front of him.

After a closer inspection, I didn't find anything unusual, it was just a normal toy gun.

Puff,

Once again, the comrades around the deputy did not hold back... I laughed out loud very helplessly.

"Hey, I've put up with you for a long time!" said the strong man, "I've really broken the law!"

"Ahem!"

"Don't get me wrong... I just remembered something happy about. The colleague hurriedly explained.

"You're laughing at me, and you haven't stopped. The strong man shouted at the comrade.

"This gentleman, we are highly trained professionally, no matter how funny it is, we will not laugh... Anyway, the man and woman behind you were your customers at the time, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"This big brother said that I have a gun and if I don't turn myself in, I will go to jail in the future. The strong man pointed at Xu Mang.

"Hello comrade. "Xu Mang originally wanted to call the police uncle, but... I am also a professor myself, and it is a bit embarrassing to call someone else's uncle, so I temporarily changed the title of comrade, "Don't doubt whether I am wrong, because I dare to guarantee that I am more professional than you!"

The deputy looked puzzled, this... What's going on with this guy? He came up and claimed to be professional.

"You are?"

"I am the deputy director of the Department of Physics of Fuda and a professor of theoretical physics, Xu Mang!" Xu Mang took out a piece of paper and handed it to the comrade in front of him: "This is the joule value of this toy gun that I calculated through calculations. ”

β€œ...”

β€œ...”

He said he was a professor?

How to look like a student.

Xu Mang...

The name sounds familiar.

"Xu Mang?" The comrade seemed to recall something, and said in surprise: "You are the youngest professor in history who has been very popular recently, Professor Xu Mang?"

"That's right. ”

"That's me!" Xu Mang smiled.

Words fall,

This colleague said something to his leader, and for a moment, the deputy's puzzled expression became a little serious: "Hello Professor Xu, thank you for supporting our work in your busy schedule, what... We'll have professionals come and judge if it's really lethal. ”

"It's not..."

"I!Xu Mang!" Xu Mang pointed directly, and asked with a face full of disbelief: "Authority in the field of science, do your professionals have my major?"

Not to mention,

At this point, Xu Mang has absolute confidence, others need professional instruments to judge, and Xu Mang only needs to know the air pressure and hit time of the balloon, and he can accurately calculate the specific value.

"This... That's what. The deputy didn't know what to say, but relatively speaking, he believed in professional equipment, after all, Xu Mang was not an expert in this area.

"Forget it. ”

"It is said that this old brother does not know that he has broken the law, and he has a plot of surrender, so he should mainly serve education. Xu Mang asked curiously, "I don't know what the two of you think?"

The deputy nodded again and again, and said seriously: "That's that." ”

In fact

Xu Mang is just a professor, and he doesn't have so much weight in his words, the reason for all this is that this deputy has seen the list of winners of the annual commendation conference of the magic capital, and a whole series of Xu Mang's names, which can be imagined... How terrifying the power behind you is.

afterwards

Xu Mang watched the strong man write a letter of guarantee, and then was verbally educated, and the three of them left here.

At this time, the strong man was in awe of Xu Mang, and did not take such an aggressive attitude as before, just in that situation, it was obvious that even those staff members respected Xu Mang very much, so what reason did he have not to respect him?

"Big brother!"

"Thank you!" said the strong man sincerely, "I didn't expect the matter to be so serious. ”

"Don't thank me, thank you for this harmonious society. Xu Mang suddenly stood on the moral high ground and said seriously: "Goodbye..."

After saying goodbye,

Xu Mang and Xiao Man are not in the mood to visit the playground, but Xu Mang is riding a locomotive, and how to get the three giant dolls back has become a problem, but this is a fast-paced era, Xiao Man used SF Express to send the three puppets to his school.

Looking at his fiancΓ©e filling in the express delivery form, Xu Mang stood aside and not only sighed at the rapid development of the times, but also the pace of people's lives is accelerating day by day.

Fast food, express delivery, snapshots, express trains... It's all fast, and even this price rise is outrageously fast.

But...

The stress of living in this world is almost overwhelming.

"Let's go!"

"Looking at your sad face, what troubles do you think of?" Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's arm and asked curiously: "You have so many thoughts every day, can't you think about it a little bit as a person?"

"I was thinking... The future gravitational wave detection laboratory, how to arrange this working time. Xu Mang frowned and said: "The competition is too fierce, and it stands to reason that you need to work overtime constantly... But then the joy of life is missing. ”

Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to say for a while, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "You can't have both fish and bear's paws." ”

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and the gene of death began to activate, and he said: "It's okay to be poor and single." ”

Xiao Man is so angry, mother, I have to make a bar for everything, this guy is reincarnated, right?

...

Following

Monday morning.

Xu Mang met Wang Jiafu on the way to teach the students and briefly talked to Professor Wang, mainly about his daughter.

"Xu Mang!"

"Thank you very much!" Professor Wang said sincerely, "You helped me solve a big problem. ”

"Nothing. ”

"But there's one thing I need to discuss with you. Xu Mang said solemnly: "If Xiao Ai's attitude is not correct, it affects the progress of scientific research... It's impossible to expel her, I may reprimand her, and then the tone will be a little heavier, Professor Wang, don't mind!"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Wang said seriously: "Xu Mang... If Xiao Ai doesn't have a good attitude and makes some small emotions, he doesn't have to sell me any face, just do what he wants!"

That being said... But Xu Mang really doesn't know how to do it, at most he treats it coldly, after all, he and Professor Wang used to have a teacher-student relationship, and now he is a colleague and a subordinate relationship, no matter how much he can't do anything to his daughter.

meanwhile

Yang Xiaoman came to the laboratory with an irritable mood, and the reason for her irritability was to see that group of people again.

Xiao Man vaguely heard that the people in the group were talking about themselves behind their backs, nothing more than talking about themselves and Xu Mang, and he didn't think anything about it before, but when he heard it with his own ears, he felt very angry.

Like what...

She relies on Professor Xu, and Professor Xu will let her in?

There is moisture in her World Mathematics Competition, and I heard that Professor Xu is behind it.

She has today's status, not because of her family and Professor Xu.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the more angry I became, the more angry I wanted to beat people, Yang Xiaoman sat in his position alone, and he was angry with himself.

"Yang Xiaoman?"

"Is there any progress in the calculation?" A girl from the physics department in the group glanced at Yang Xiaoman and asked indifferently, "We'll wait for your data now." ”

"Nope. Yang Xiaoman replied indifferently.

"Alas!"

"Some people... Relying on the background, do whatever you want. The girl sighed and said in a weird way.

Words fall,

One of the boys laughed and said, "What? What do you have any opinions?

"Yes!"

"The world has changed, it's become a little complicated. Another girl grinned and said, "But... It's okay to be pretty, so I ask you if you're angry?"

"Then what should I do?" said another boy: "In this era, it depends on appearance, otherwise others will look at it like this?"

Suddenly,

The lab was filled with ridicule.

Listening to these people's disguised sarcasm about himself, Yang Xiaoman felt that he was particularly wronged, the first time he was so targeted by others, he knew that he had done nothing wrong, but he put all the problems on himself.

At this time, Xiao Man wanted to beat them up, but... This is unlikely, if he really does this, I am afraid that Xu Mang will be implicated by himself.

Woo woo...

Big stupid!

When are you coming?

......