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Why did you touch yourself?

Why is it thirteen?

Xu Mang's voice was not very loud, but in the ears of the three of them, it was so deafening, just kidding... Three hundred and eighty-eight times, and then three times more left since * touched, one person is one thousand one hundred and sixty-four times, is this guy going to eat people?

"You..."

"How did you find out?" the young man pointed at Xu Mang in horror.

Xu Mang nodded with a smile: "Sit down and sit down, this is the basic operation of Xueba, don't be so nervous." ”

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“...”

If you heard Xu Mang's words before you changed it, you would definitely think that this was bragging, but... But now it seems that he really remembered all the cards, as he himself said.

Cheat!

Out of the old thousand!

Pity... These are all other people's claims, but there is no evidence for this.

The three of them looked at Xu Mang's self-touching cards, this heart pulled out of the cold, although the thirteenth unit does not sound so cool, the outside world says that this type of card is called the orphan card, 10,000 tubes 19, east and west, north and south wind plus white, plus any pair.

In terms of fame, there is no big four happy, big three yuan and other card types are loud, but the difficulty of thirteen is high, that is extremely harsh, because there is a very test of luck premise to do thirteen, that is, thirteen cards are touched by themselves, can not eat and touch, if other players touch any pair, then can only touch the chapter.

Look at Xu Mang's again,

Six of them are all unsealed, isn't this luck due to cheating?

I don't believe it if I die!

However, there is no evidence, so he can only be fooled.

One thousand one hundred and sixty-four,

Self-touch killing,

Three thousand four hundred and ninety-two.

500 yuan each, that is, 1,746,000 yuan.

A handful of cards,

Straight win nearly two million... What the hell are you human?

"Are you still playing?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "During the Chinese New Year, I bought a car and spent more than four million. Belch... Why don't you help me make up for the rest of the car money? ”

Rob your sister!

Get lost!

The noses of the three people are crooked, what do you have to do with us to buy a car? Why should you make up the money? However, he really made up nearly half of the money.

Xueba...

Xueba... Not only is it good to learn, but even the means of pit people are also first-class.

Knowledge really changes fate!

"Hahahaha!"

"You Cai Birds!" Yang Xiaoman didn't know when he stood beside Xu Mang, looked at the angry faces of the three people in front of him, and said wildly: "Come on! Play two more laps! I can't win you!"

Yang Xiaoman was originally full of anger, but now when he saw Xu Mang's last Jedi turnaround, he felt so comfortable that he couldn't wait to come back a few more rounds and win this group of people until they went bankrupt.

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Irritating!

It's so infuriating!

This little couple is really not a family, they don't enter the door, they all belong to the cannibalistic type.

The young man didn't dare to refute Yang Xiaoman's words openly, but he could secretly poke and poke and say to Yang Xiaoman: "Xiaoman... Keep an eye on your boyfriend, find out the card of the thirteen, and you will be hit the next day. ”

"Get out!"

"Crow's mouth!" Yang Xiaoman glared at him, and said angrily: "I don't have the strength to play cards, so I started to play this kind of sinister villain's routine, do you think I will believe it?"

"Ugh..."

"Believe it or not. The young man smiled bitterly: "Last year, since I found out the thirteenth piece of mahjong on the Internet, I have been standing on my back, playing five pieces of this kind of small mahjong, can lose tens of thousands of yuan, so... This deck really can't mess around, just your boyfriend Hu is so big, three thousand four hundred and ninety-two. ”

"I think..."The young man thought for a while, and said silently, "You can call the hospital now, ask if there is a place in the ICU ward, and book one immediately, ready for emergencies." ”

Yang Xiaoman frowned, she is a layman of mahjong, although she has just understood some basic principles, as well as the basic winning card type, but she does not understand some of the rules inside, including the taboo of mahjong.

Will it really be miserable?

Isn't it a lie?

Then

Xu Mang spoke, he had always rejected these things, and said with a serious face: "It's just Murphy's Law, what you're afraid of will come, besides... There is no theology in the world, all theology is nonsense. ”

"From the quantum world exploration, everything in the world, including the universe, is composed of nothing more than twelve material particles and four natural forces, if you go a little further, as large as the interstellar galaxy, as small as electrons, protons, quarks and other elementary particles are composed of two-dimensional space-time "energy lines", that is, strings. ”

"Look..."

"I have analyzed the universe to such a thorough extent, do you think the so-called theology and metaphysics, can they still be in it?" Xu Mang continued: "Brother... That's science. ”

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it!

Just said a simple taboo, but as a result, others slapped him in the face with a scientific slap.

It hurts hotly.

Unlike others,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang in surprise, originally thought that he was learning physics purely funny, but just now he said a lot of quantum mechanics theory, and by the way, he mentioned string theory, is it... He was going to go into physics, or theoretical physics.

At this point,

Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao, the three of them looked at each other with a hint of shock on their faces.

"I'll go!"

"Xu Mang, this guy... What the hell is this guy doing?" Zhou Shao asked in horror: "He has a strong memory, he is good at mathematics, and his hacking skills are also first-class, and now he even has physics involved, what is he going to do?"

"I don't know..."

"But for now I just want to shout... Xu Mang is awesome!" Wang Shao smiled bitterly.

Chen Shao sighed and said silently: "I originally thought that we were at the same level as Xu Mang, but at present... It's because we're superficial, and other people's ambitions aren't comparable to each other. ”

Don't!

People open and close their mouths is science,

The mace of science waved over, and asked whose heavenly spirit cover could withstand it?

No!

afterwards

The three of them put the money into Xu Mang's account, willing to gamble and lose, these people's gambling products are still good, after all, they all have families in the mine.

Dinner is a buffet barbecue, behind Chen Shao's yacht, there is a lot of space to meet the barbecue party of more than ten people, Xu Mang has always been very fond of barbecue, and usually takes Xiaoman to eat supper is also barbecue.

The barbecue party was hot, but there were three people sitting on the side without making a sound, they were shut up, but they didn't speak, the barbecue still had to be eaten.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"Roasted corn, roasted eggplant, roasted meat. Xu Mang carried a lot of barbecue, hurriedly ran to Yang Xiaoman's side, and said with a smile: "I put a lot of meat foam and minced garlic in the eggplant. ”

roasted eggplant,

It is Yang Xiaoman's favorite food, but unfortunately she doesn't like this eggplant very much.

"Where's the green onion?"

"Why didn't you put green onions?" Yang Xiaoman complained.

"I'm allergic to green onions. Xu Mang said helplessly: "You don't know, if you eat a little green onion, you will start to vomit... Vomit until all the stomach acid comes out. ”

“...”

"Annoying!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "I have time to go to the hospital to have a look, every time I eat with you, I have to pick green onions for half a day, and even a little green onion can't do it, it's a waste of time." ”

"Oh. ”

"I'll check it out when I have time. ”

Xu Mang was eating lamb skewers and grilled eggplant at the same time, lying on the recliner with a comfortable and satisfied face.

"Huh?"

"Stupid!" Yang Xiaoman ate the eggplant and asked curiously, "Do you really want to study physics?"

"That's right!"

"Is there any problem?" asked Xu Mang.

"But... But you're a liberal arts student!" Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Other people's physics departments don't have to be you, physics departments want high-achieving students in science classes." ”

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, as if it made sense.

What to do?

"Uh..."

"There shouldn't be any problems. Xu Mang thought for a while, and said seriously: "Just with my college entrance examination results, let alone the physics department, even if you apply for the solar system or the Milky Way, it is also appropriate." ”

Idiot!

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and ate the eggplant silently, but he had already acquiesced to Xu Mang's statement in his heart.

At this point,

The crowd not far away,

A battle is brewing.

"Chen Shao!"

"You, Zhou Shao, and Wang Shao all have strong memories, right?" said a well-deed person with a smile: "I remember that you and Xu Mang are both the top three players in "The Strongest Mind", why don't you four play mahjong together?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Have fun, have fun. Another do-good man coaxed.

moment

There were cheers on the scene.

Chen Shao and the others were a little embarrassed, is there a difference between playing mahjong and committing suicide with Xu Mang? This is clearly giving money to the other party, but deep down in his heart he is full of expectations, being able to be with the strong is a kind of glory in itself, and...

If he wins, wouldn't he prove that he is stronger than Xu Mang?

Chen Shao and the three nodded, agreed with this opinion, and played two rounds of mahjong with Xu Mang.

"Xu Mang!"

"Do you want to play mahjong?" The good deeds who took the lead in provoking the war shouted at Xu Mang: "The battle of the century!"

Yes?

Hit again?

Crazy, right?

Xu Mang asked curiously, "With whom?"

"Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao. The do-good man said, "All four of you are people with great memories, and we want to see what kind of situation it will be like if four people with strong memories play mahjong together." ”

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, and asked Yang Xiaoman beside him, "Xiaoman?"

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"I don't want to. Yang Xiaoman observed the other party and said in a low voice: "It's obviously a dozen three, you suffer." ”

"How?"

"This little thing has to be agreed by Xiao Man?" The good deed man smiled: "Xu Mang... Rake your ears!"

Xu Mang's head stiffened, and he said arrogantly: "What can't be beaten?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Die to save face and suffer sin!

Big idiot!

Subsequently,

The battle of the century will be scheduled after the barbecue, which has only just begun.

"What's wrong?"

"Don't worry... I never fight unprepared battles. Xu Mang said with a smile: "If this wave of leeks is cut smoothly, I will buy you a car." ”

"Really?"

Yang Xiaoman was ecstatic, buying a car by herself and Xu Mang giving her away are two completely different concepts, the latter is a strong love.

"Really!"

"As soon as you get your driver's license, I will accompany you to buy a car immediately. Xu Mang nodded solemnly: "The premise is that there is a lot of income today." ”

"Come on!"

"Kill them!" Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's handsome cheek and said with a grin.

At this point,

Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao began to make code words for each other.

"This action is a strip, this action is ten thousand sons, and this action is a cake. Chen Shao said: "For example, with my index finger three times and middle finger three times, it means that I want 80,000." ”

Zhou Shao nodded: "What about the whiteness in the southeast and northwest winds?"

"Easy!"

"Well, they're like this... Such... In this way..."

moment

The three of them completed the comparison of the codes, and practiced by the way, and the success rate was about 90% or more.

"Chen Shao..."

"Isn't it okay for us to do this?" Wang Shao smiled bitterly: "Isn't it too unfair to Xu Mang?"

"Alas!"

"How can you fight if you don't have a thousand?" Chen Shao said helplessly: "That's it, we may not be his opponent." ”

Also

With Xu Mang's extraordinary memory, not to mention... Even if he is out of a thousand, he can't win, because his brain is the biggest old man in the world.

soon

The delicious barbecue tour is over and the battle of the century is about to begin.

Xu Mang is on the table,

However, unlike before, there is plenty of barbecue and beer on the side.

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Chen Shao and the three of them glanced at Xu Mang, who was drinking beer and barbecue at this time, his face was full of helplessness, can you respect this battle of the century?

"How many laps?" Xu Mang burped and asked silently, "Why don't you do two laps?" ”

"Yes!"

"It's about two laps. Chen Shao smiled and said: "A thousand times, Xu Mang... Be merciful!"

Clams?

I'll go!

It's such a big fight, huh?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: "Isn't it... Too big?"

Words fall,

Cause the disdain of the surrounding circle of people.

This year, Dota's TI bonuses are hundreds of millions, is there a problem with playing a few rounds of mahjong for millions?

"Xu Mang?"

"You're going too far. The young man who had been cut leeks before said, "Just won nearly two million from us? or... Hey. ”

Yang Xiaoman was very sensitive at this time, and couldn't listen to others say bad things about Xu Mang, so he said angrily: "What's the matter? Are you going to use money to judge heroes now? But which of you has more money from my family?"

"A thousand is too little!"

"Five thousand!"

"Hit!"

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