Chapter 1040: Photographer, You Don't Have to Go to Work Tomorrow!
After being promoted to the Venerable realm, Senior Bai was able to control his strange charm and try to eliminate the impact it had on the surrounding monks. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Now, unless Venerable Bai wanders or enters retreat mode, that strange charm will occasionally emanate uncontrollably.
Fortunately, otherwise, as soon as Venerable Bai appeared in the live broadcast of the 'Xuansheng Teachings', the cultivators of all the heavens and all realms would be pilled today, and they might all be addicted to the charm of Venerable Bai and unable to extricate themselves.
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However, at this time, when Venerable Bai gave all kinds of treasures and magic weapons on his body to Song Shuhang, and even took off the talisman robe on his body, the cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms couldn't help but stiffen, and their eyes became solemn.
However...... Limited by the visual angle of the 'Xuan Sage Teachings', when Venerable Bai took off his robe, the cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms could only see Venerable Bai's position above his neck from the picture.
This live broadcast angle is pinched, and there is nothing to say.
Obviously, he was about to broadcast the welfare camera live, but he suddenly moved his perspective away and gave the camera a close-up of Venerable Bai's face.
Bastard, who is the photographer of Xuansheng's teachings? Photographer, you won't have to go to work tomorrow!!
[Haku-senpai is mine!] The weak Hakutsuru Zhenjun flapped his wings and shouted weakly. The picture of the 'Xuansheng Teachings' cannot be recorded directly, otherwise the White Crane True Monarch will definitely record the picture of the white seniors taking off their Taoist robes and play it back a hundred times a day.
Bexue Senji, who was experimenting with a new cuisine, stopped the kitchen knife again: "......"
She felt like her heart was beating several beats slower. After taking off the Taoist robe, what style of clothes was the White Venerable wearing inside?
She had known Venerable Bai for so many years, and all along, the other party seemed to be wearing that spotless Dao robe forever, although the robe could change the style and shape, she had never seen the other party take off the Dao robe.
And at this moment, the 'visual angle' of Xuansheng's teachings gradually narrowed away.
Seeing that Venerable Bai's whole body image was about to enter the lens of the 'Xuansheng Teachings' little by little. The cultivator of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, and he couldn't even blink his eyes, for fear that he would miss the most important shot.
There are many cultivators who have come into contact with modern technology, and their right hand involuntarily wants to click into the void - this kind of behavior is called 'suspending to see welfare'. Cultivators' hand speed has always been very good, thanks to hand speed, most cultivators can always watch some movies, TV series, and videos, stretch out their hands and poke them, and pause to some flashing pictures.
In anticipation, as soon as the camera of Xuansheng's lecture moved, Venerable Bai's figure all appeared in the eyes of everyone.
But at this moment...... Directly in front of Venerable Bai, a bald figure suddenly appeared.
The position of this bald figure is so ingenious, it just blocks the body of the White Venerable, and from the visual perspective of the cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms, you can only see the face and part of the arms of the White Venerable from the shoulder position of the bald figure.
"it, who's the photographer, drag it out and cut it down. ”
"I want to know who this bald head is, and why it suddenly appears in the frame. Can you blow him up?"
[Jili Quack~] This is the language of which human country I don't know......
"This bald head is the 'Ba Song Xuansheng', the Venerable in White has been communicating with him just now, and he has also handed over the magic weapons and magic weapons on his body to him. ”
"Let's not look bald, let's go bald. ”
"Ba Song Xuansheng, I'm kneeling down for you, just move it, just move it a little bit. ”
......This is a pure bird language, from a bird demon......
"The First Sage of the Millennium not only speaks very well, but also the card position is so classic...... Ba Song seniors, please let go of a way out. ”
[Bang Bang This is the language of birds in some plane, and it is not the language of the human world anyway......
The cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms were all crazy.
Anyway, the meaning summed up is just a few meanings: [The photographer is going to die, the big bald head is flashing, the Ba Song Xuansheng kneels down for you to beg for a way out, the Ba Song seniors beg you to raise your noble legs and move them, and various unknown languages such as chirping and croaking. 】
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【Jiuzhou No. 1 Group】
Crazy knife four waves: "Shuhang Xiaoyou's position card is really urgent, dodge, hurry up!"
Beihe Zhenjun: "Three waves, don't die." After Venerable Bai and Song Shuhang left the 'Heavenly Tribulation World', the group would be able to see your chat history at a glance. ”
Baihe Zhenjun: "Ba Song is rough, don't stand in the way of my Bai seniors!"
The Six Fairies of the East: "Ba Song is rough, don't stand in the way of my family's white seniors!"
Lychee Fairy: "Ba Song is rough, don't stand in the way of my white seniors!"
Kill Feng Gongzi: "Ba Song is rough, don't stand in the way of my family's white seniors!"
Then in an instant, the Jiuzhou No. 1 group was swiped.
Huangshan Zhenjun: "......"
Zhenjun's finger clicked on the option of 'group mute', and hesitated for a moment, do you want to turn on this function?
But to be honest, he also felt that Song Shuhang's card was really annoying.
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Finally, the picture of the 'Xuansheng Teachings' changed.
After Song Shuhang took the Dharma weapon and Dao robe from Venerable Bai in his hand, he stood still - he didn't know that he had once again entered the 'Xuansheng Teachings' picture.
After Venerable Bai handed over all his equipment to Song Shuhang, he got up and left, retreating to the original position of the tribulation.
This time, Ba Song Xuansheng can no longer use his body to cover welfare! The cultivator of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms widened his eyes again, and without blinking, staring at the picture of the 'Xuansheng Teachings'.
As for the lecture on how to avoid and delay the arrival of the Heavenly Tribulation, not many people are paying attention to what the Daoist of Tianyazi is talking about.
-- As a matter of fact, the content of the teachings of the Daoist of Tianyazi is very inappropriate to speak in the 'Xuansheng Teachings'.
If the 'Xuansheng Lecture' is likened to the speech of a student representative at the 'graduation ceremony' of a well-known university, then the lecture of the Taoist of Tianyazi is about 'how to cheat in exams'. It's literally a slap in the face at the graduation ceremony.
The problem is that Daoist Tianyazi didn't expect this, and he only wanted to spread the content of 'beneficial to the monks' through the 'Xuansheng Teachings'.
And now, the appearance of the White Venerable has distracted the attention of the Tianyazi Dao Chief's 'Xuansheng Teachings'. Is this a coincidence or an inevitability? No one knows, and no one can tell.
The screen of the Xuansheng's lecture moves......
Finally, Venerable Bai's whole body was fully reflected in the picture. In the picture, Venerable Bai's long hair is flying, just like an immortal walking out of the painting.
The heartbeats of the cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms began to accelerate faintly. Under the robes of the white-clothed Venerable, what kind of dress is it?
When you see that you can see the image you want to see right away...... Suddenly, a thunderbolt exploded in the Sea of Tribulation.
A large patch of blinding light filled the entire picture.
The dazzling thunder instantly covered most of Venerable Bai's figure, and all of a sudden, in the 'Xuansheng Teachings', Venerable Bai was left with only a handsome face and long fluttering hair. You can still see the slender palms faintly...... Then, it's gone.
The cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms collapsed.
[This thunder of the catastrophe is hairy, if you don't blow it up sooner or later, you won't blow it up later, and you'll die if you delay a second!]
[Quack!] The language of a different cultivator who doesn't know the race may be related to frogs?
[Holy Light?, turned out to be Holy Light?]
Paladins are damned. The 'Ancient Paladin' on the western side cultivates a series of lying guns.
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Jiuzhou No. 1 group
"This ingenious angle, is it the explosion of the lucky attribute that comes with the White Venerable?"
Lychee Fairy: "I can't be wrong, otherwise how can there be such a coincidence in the world?" Song Shuhang and the light of the thunder just blocked the picture...... I'm afraid it's the luck of the white seniors that has been launched, and it's no fun to see the welfare picture. ”
The Six Fairies of the East: "At this time, you should wittily summon Song Shuhang Xiaoyou @Badao Song Yi, Shuhang Xiaoyou, if you can see the news, take out your mobile phone and give Bai Senior a few handsome photos?"
"In the world of Heavenly Tribulation, how can there be a signal?" said Lychee Fairy.
"Damn, why can only Song Shuhang see such a picture. "The White Crane True Monarch is crazy.
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The strong appearance of the Holy Light broke the hearts of the cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms.
Subsequently, the cultivators of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms stared at Song Shuhang's background with unwilling eyes—if it weren't for the sudden appearance of the 'Tyrant Song Senior' before, he would not have stopped the white-clothed Venerable.
Apocalypse world
Song Shuhang suddenly felt uncomfortable, as if there were hundreds of millions of pairs of eyes staring at him in the heavens and worlds.
This feeling is exactly the same as when he was in the state of 'Xuansheng Teaching' before.
"No, could it be that I was involved in the Xuansheng teachings?" Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart, there would be no mistake, this feeling of being in the spotlight must be because the eyes of so many cultivators in the heavens and all worlds were staring at him.
It's strange, why am I getting involved in the 'Xuansheng Teachings' again?
Immediately afterwards, Song Shuhang thought of another important thing. He reached out and touched his head...... Slippery.
Looking at the sky~ That is to say, when he was preaching the Fa in Xuansheng before, he was always bald.
It's too bad for the image.
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang pinched a magic seal and ran the secret technique passed down by the king of the Creation Law - the hair increase technique.
The 'innate true element' in the body was urged, and the hair increase technique was successfully performed.
The next moment, from Song Shuhang's slippery head, black hair stubble came out. In the blink of an eye, the hair skyrocketed wildly.
In two breaths, Song Shuhang's hair grew more than ten meters, falling behind him like a waterfall, and then dragging it to the ground.
From a distance, it looked like a black cloak more than ten meters long had been dragged behind Song Shuhang.
Cultivator of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms: "Lie down!"
Ba Song Xuansheng, is this a live broadcast with long hair?
Just when everyone's eyes were attracted by Song Shuhang's long hair, the second wave of Heavenly Tribulation of the White Venerable on the other side took shape.
A particularly large nuclear bomb has quietly taken shape.
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