Because the recording site of the show was not allowed to be filmed by mobile phones, the five hundred viewers really couldn't make any waves on Weibo, and Yan Le didn't even see these people's Aite.

The fat brother threw such a sentence before leaving, but it was really because he couldn't stand it anymore, listening to my song and calling other people's names, which was the same as his girlfriend calling another man's name when he was, which made him very embarrassed......

On the night of the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, after helping to coax the children in the welfare home, the fat brother also drove home.

Pengcheng is a typical immigrant city, most of them are foreigners, and there is not even a ghost on the originally empty road during the New Year's Festival, let alone the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

The fat brother who felt lonely and cold simply started the live broadcast and chatted with the water friends to paddle the water.

Water friend: "Fat brother, fat brother, it's Valentine's Day after the New Year, what kind of gift do you think I should give to my girlfriend? Preferably under 100 yuan!"

Fat brother: "Give her freedom!"

Water friend: "Fat brother, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time yesterday, and my dad gave her a red envelope, do you know what she said?"

Fat brother: "Thank you, boss?"

Water friend: "Why can't I find a girlfriend all the time?"

Fat brother: "Because you are not only ugly yourself, but also ugly others!"

Water friend: "This year, I went back to my hometown alone, and I accidentally found that my ex-girlfriend was still paying attention to me, fat brother, do you think I still have a chance?"

Fat brother: "Young man, you think too much, and she is relieved to know that you are not doing well!"

Shuiyou: "Fat brother, I met my ex-boyfriend on the street yesterday, and his current girlfriend is so ugly, do you think he has a brain disease?"

Fat brother: "Girl, you can have a snack! People would rather have an ugly bastard than you!"

The fat brother whose painting style has changed greatly has made netizens complain.

"Fat brother, you've changed!"

"It's no longer the confidant big brother I know who makes us chicken soup!"

"It's the New Year, fat brother, are you really good at handing knives everywhere!"

"I don't care, I'm going to die laughing anyway!"

"Fat Brother's live broadcast is 10,000 times better than the Spring Festival Gala, and I don't accept rebuttal!"

"Fat brother has got a new skill in the New Year!

"I think the fat brother is because he is single, so he has the vicious intention of breaking up a couple!"

"What you said upstairs makes sense!"

The fat brother turned around a traffic light while giggling, and suddenly saw a red and blue flashing light in the middle of the road ahead, and two traffic policemen wearing white hats waved at him while running!

Check drunk driving?!

The fat brother who has never been intimidated by the rain of bullets and bullets actually panicked when he saw this battle!

It's over, buddy is really going to be planted this time!

I should really listen to the Korean girl, I don't have a driver's license to drive a woolen car!

The fat brother obediently lowered the window and was about to turn off the engine when he heard the traffic police next to the car hurriedly say: "Comrade help, catch up with the car in front!"

Looking at the scene again, two police cars were smashed to pieces, and one was estimated to have been hit in the middle of the road.

The fat brother was determined, so I said that the traffic police ran to the middle of the road to stop the car.

"Get in the car!"

turned on the rear camera of the mobile phone, wanting to let the sailors watch the first scene of the arrest up close.

"Boom!"

The fat brother put on the floor oil, the V8 engine let out a roar, and the strong push back feeling pressed the three policemen who had just gotten into the car on the back of the chair.

The police officer in the passenger seat looked at it: "Are you still live broadcasting?"

"Aang!"

The sailors in the live broadcast room were speechless when they saw this battle.

"Fat brother, are you born with an aura of troublemaking?"

"You won't stop in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve!"

"Fat brother, count it yourself, when did you go out without an accident?"

"It's really heartbreaking for you......"

After the fat brother turned a corner according to the police's command, he saw the taillights of the vehicle that caused the accident from a distance, so he took the time to ask what was going on.

"Routine check for drunk driving, the car ran away when it saw us, fortunately a few of our colleagues hid in time, otherwise they were all hit by this guy with one foot on the accelerator!"

The co-pilot's policeman explained.

"If it weren't for the fact that many colleagues went to patrol the city tonight, this grandson would have been able to run away from a post!"

A policeman in the back row said indignantly.

The driver who caused the accident saw that there was no car catching up, and actually stopped at an intersection to wait for a red light, which is really bold!

"Copy the front of his car!"

"Z!"

The fat brother braked sharply and stopped in front of the red sports car that caused the accident, the entire front face of the car was gone, and the driver was still driving happily.

The driver who caused the accident was not slow to react, as soon as he saw this situation, he stepped on the accelerator before the police got out of the car, and ran away with the fat brother's S1!

"Damn! You can run the and crash into my car?! Lao Tzu has to kill you today!"

Fat brother is furious!

My own new car! A small wash every three days, a big wash every seven days! I am careful when I open the door, and you fucking rub me from the ass to the front of the car?!

"Comrade calm and calm! We will compensate for the damage to your car! Drive safely and drive safely!"

The co-pilot policeman was frightened by the fat brother's sudden violent driving, and hurriedly grabbed the upper right handle to persuade him.

No matter how powerful the fat brother's car is, it is also a bulky SUV, and it can't catch up with it in a straight line, and the small sports car that caused the accident made a sharp U-turn at the intersection in front, went around to the bottom of the small slope, and merged into the main road opposite.

The fat brother turned his head sideways and looked through the street lamp, and the small slope on the right was a wide green belt, with bushes at the edge and lawn in the middle.

The fat brother who had an idea slammed the steering wheel, and the car rushed straight up the green belt like a drunk!

"Brother, what are you doing, you're on the wrong path!"

The co-pilot's policeman was shocked, could it be that this is also a drunk driver!

"Don't worry!

The fat brother calmed down.

S1 was like a rampaging monster, running over the bushes, rushing across the lawn, and crashing over the railings on the side of the road.

The fat brother glanced to the left, the driver who caused the accident didn't seem to have found his unusual car, and after visually measuring the distance, the fat brother's throttle was a little heavier!

"Hold on!"

Fat guy yells!

"Ping!"

S1 knocked over the barrier in the middle of the road again!

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, the S1 accurately crashed into the right side of the speeding sports car!

How can a small sports car withstand the side impact of a monster like S1, and it was instantly pushed to the side of the road by S1 and stuck on the road, the right side of the body was completely concave, and the tires also burst two.

The fat brother reacted faster than the police, and the first one rushed to the driver's seat of the sports car, pulled the car door, and didn't open it?

The fat brother was not polite, and directly smashed the car window with an elbow blow, dragging the dizzy driver out of the car like a dead dog.

The police arrived, pinned the goods to the ground, and cuffed their hands behind their backs.

"I'm fine anyway, do you go to the institute or to the hospital first?"

The fat guy stopped the policeman who was about to call for vehicle reinforcements and asked.

"Thank you, brother, take us to the hospital first, this idiot was not lightly scolded by you just now. ”

The co-pilot policeman thanked with a smile.

"You're welcome!

The fat brother smiled and helped lift the driver into the car.

"Brother Liu, there is a discovery!"

A policeman in the back seat shone a flashlight at the of the sports car that had been knocked up.