Chapter 79: Half True, Half False
That night, the night was dark and the wind was high, and it was a good time to come out and make waves.
Lu Yi felt that he had lived so many days of fighting animals, and now he urgently needed some lustful dogs and horses to relax his nerves.
So Lu Yi specially wore a designer clothes, and then combed all his hair back, and applied just the right amount of perfume and hair oil.
Looking at his suave self in the mirror, Lu Yi couldn't help but take out his index finger, threw a wink at himself in the mirror, and smiled seductively, "Lao Tzu, you're really handsome." ”
At this time, there was a pop behind him, Lu Yi turned around and saw the second senior brother spit out a mouthful of water in a daze, and then the toothbrush in his mouth fell to the ground, and Lu Yi saw the appearance of the second senior brother, stunned like a goose.
"No, you, junior brother, what do you want to do if you dress up like this?" the second senior brother looked incredulous and unacceptable.
Lu Yi opened the comb in his hand with a brush, turned around and turned around, then touched his hair with one hand, made a classic shape, and threw a wink at the second senior brother, "Handsome or not, second senior brother." ”
"Handsome, you're big, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?"
Lu Yi flexibly dodged the attack of the toothbrush, and the whole person slid to the door like a float.
"It's the middle of the night, what kind of sleep, it's not the time to wave. How about the second senior brother, do you want to go to the waves with me, I will take you to see the crazy men and women in this world. ”
The second senior brother rolled his eyes, picked up the toothbrush again, stuffed it into his mouth and kept brushing, and then shook his hand indistinctly, "You hurry up, don't pollute Lao Tzu's eyes here." ”
Lu Yi rolled his eyes and ran out with a puff of smoke.
Lu Yi chose this store, there are quite a lot of handsome guys and beautiful women, and the music atmosphere is not bad, which is more energetic than the domestic one.
Lu Yi sat at the bar and gestured, the other party understood, and directly brought a glass of wine, Lu Yi picked it up and took a few sips in his mouth, and there were a few Mexican women beside him......
Hey, I've eaten all these flavors, but this black man hasn't eaten them yet. Shall we give it a try today?
Lu Yi stepped forward to respond to the other party's seduction, but saw a figure sitting directly next to him, and a hand touched his shoulder like a snake.
Lu Yi was startled at the time, fixed his eyes, and recognized the beautiful woman with blonde hair and blue eyes in front of him.
Isn't this the woman who came to him when he came down from the Colosseum?
The woman also said at the time that she wanted to go boxing with him, but of course, he refused.
"What a coincidence, do you want to invite me to a drink?"
Lu Yi carefully looked at the woman's beauty and posture, and found that in fact, this foreign girl was quite beautiful, and he was moved for a while.
"Okay, what do you want to drink," and then they exchanged a hot kiss, Lu Yi's tongue was almost eaten by this foreign girl, and it felt very cool.
In the end, they hugged each other and came to the foreign girl's house, and the two of them rolled the sheets. It was the foreign girl who didn't know what he fed into his mouth halfway, Lu Yi felt more and more tired, and finally lost consciousness unconsciously, and when he woke up again, he found that his whole person was handcuffed to the ground.
There was a group of people around in front of him, everyone had bad intentions, and they were more or less holding weapons in their hands, and the bald guy in the middle, holding the woman who was still with him and the sheets last night, was playing ambiguously.
"Fuck, what's going on?"
Lu Yi shook the ropes on his hands and feet, and his eyes swept sharply towards the group of people opposite.
"Are you awake?" the foreign girl pulled the bald man's hand out from under her body, and then walked in front of Lu Yi with a bewitching posture, pinched her chin, lifted it, exhaled with a smile, and said charmingly, "Originally, we still wanted to communicate with you and fight boxing together, but you were not happy, there was no way, we could only use this method to force you to comply, let's talk, if you sign this contract and are willing to fight for us for three years, I will let you go today, and I will share fifty percent of the benefits from boxing." ”
Lu Yi stared at a piece of contract paper held by the foreign girl, hooked his lips and sneered, "What if Lao Tzu doesn't sign it?"
The foreign girl slapped him in the face, then slowly got up, pointed to Lu Yi with her proud chest, and signaled to the back, and immediately a big man with black skin came up with a needle and forced it on Lu Yi's arm.
"If you don't sign it, then I'll have to use you as an experiment, obediently, this is our newly developed D product, no one has used it yet, why don't you try it?"
Lu Yi stared at the needle on his arm that was about to penetrate the skin, and was silent without speaking, the foreign girl thought he was afraid, so she took the contract paper again and put it in front of his eyes, and said with a smile, "How about it?" ”
Lu Yi sneered, looked up at the foreign girl very arrogantly and said, "If you tell Lao Tzu well, Lao Tzu may still be able to think about it, but if you come hard, then of course Lao Tzu will not sign." ”
The "you" woman's face immediately changed, and she directly ordered Lu Yi to be injected.
Lu Yi watched as he was injected into his body, and the next second he began to fall to the ground, his whole body spasmed, jumping on the ground like a toad, and the bald guy and the foreign girl were all laughing there.
The foreign girl even stepped on Lu Yi's neck with her high heels, lowered her head and laughed, "There is an ancient saying in your East that says that toasting is not punished for eating and drinking, I think you are all cheap bones, how good it is to give us a good fist." ”
At this time, Lu Yi suddenly stretched out his hand and suddenly stuck the foreign girl's foot. "Of course, we Chinese don't bother to punch you foreign devils, because you are all weak chickens, and it's not interesting to fight." ”
Seeing Lu Yi bounce up and down uncomfortably one moment ago, it was like dying, and the next moment he suddenly said such a long sentence very seriously. Everyone was shocked.
The bald guy even directly ordered to kill him, and then when all the gunshots rang out, Lu Yi jumped up on the spot, and the ropes that bound his hands and feet all burst, and when Lu Yi landed, he rolled in and rolled behind the bar next to him, and after a burst of gunshots, he suddenly popped up and threw all the knives and forks out like darts, each knife hit the throat, and blood sprayed all over the room at any time.
When the foreign girl saw this scene, she began to scream, squatting on the ground and hiding everywhere, the bald guy picked up the gun in his hand and began to shoot at Lu Yi.
After a puff of smoke, there was no sound in the room.
Just when the bald guy and the foreign girl thought that Lu Yi had been shot and killed, Lu Yijiao fell silently from the ceiling behind the bald guy. After all, the dagger was in the throat of the other party, and whispered, Hei, I'm here, and then in the scream of the adopted sister, he harvested the last human life.
Lu Yi threw away the knife and walked towards the foreign girl step by step, the woman retreated step by step, her eyes were full of disbelief, looking at Lu Yi's eyes like seeing a monster, "You, you are not a human, you are a devil, we obviously injected you, why are you not dead yet, you should have died." ”
"How could I die, how could I be willing to die if I hadn't eaten you? Your medicine is useless to me. Lu Yi slowly cracked his mouth, deliberately revealing an evil smile like a devil, and then turned over and threw down the foreign girl, tearing all her clothes apart.
The foreign girl let out a deafening scream.
Lu Yi was upset when he heard this, so he simply slapped it over, and the woman was bloody, he still remembered how this woman beat him just now, and now he has returned it all.
There was hardly any action of pity, and Lu Yi stabbed it in with a force.
In fact, the medicine he just said didn't work for him, half true and half fake.
When the medicine first entered the body, the feeling was particularly painful, the meridians of the whole body seemed to be entangled together, and the pain was as sharp as tearing, and the internal force in his body also felt like the crisis facing the body, which triggered a self-defense mechanism.
Looking at it in just a few minutes, in fact, his knowledge of the sea is as long as millions of years.
In order to survive, his body and spirit did his best to stimulate the potential of his body, killing the harmful substances that invaded his body, like a fusion reaction, and now the meridian organization and mental state in his body are far from what they were ten minutes ago.
That's right, because of this escape, he broke through a level again. The comprehension of the recipe for longevity has reached another higher realm. At this point, he suspected that he had become invincible, because any toxin that would threaten the body had already reached the body and would be strangled.
He was doing a very good job, and suddenly the mobile phone rang, and the ringtone was particularly persevering, Lu Yi had no choice, he directly reached out and connected the phone, "Hey, who? Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was busy?"
The other party was silent for a few seconds, and just when Lu Yi wanted to scold and hang up and continue to be cool, a gloomy voice came from the other party, "What the are you busy with?"
This voice is really too familiar, it is actually Guo Meiling, who has not been in touch for a long time.
Lu Yi looked down at the foreign girl who was fascinated by himself, and suddenly felt a little weak in his heart, so he quickly laughed a few times, and said honestly, "What, I'm running a marathon, for a marathon, 10,000 meters, amazing, no, what are you looking for me?"
"Marathon?" On the other end of the phone, Guo Meilin's voice was particularly puzzled, full of disbelief, "Lu Yi, you can swear to God, are you really running a marathon now?"
"No, I said, what," Lu Yi really wanted to try to explain, but the woman below stretched out her hand to his arms and urged him to hurry up.
This exposed what Lu Yi was doing.
Almost through the telephone line, across the entire ocean, Lu Yi could feel the anger of the other party.
"No, you listen to my explanation, I'm the one, if I tell you that I'm watching an A-movie, do you believe it or not?"
Then, Guo Meiling didn't make a sound for a long time, and when she spoke again, she threw a thunderbolt and smashed it on Lu Yi's head.
"Lu Yi, I'm fucking pregnant, my mother is pregnant with your seed, I'll give you a day, you give me to get back quickly." ”
Then the phone clicked and hung up. Lu Yi stared at his phone, the whole person was stunned, what was it just now, what, what did it mean, the child was pregnant, fuck, is he already a father?
This news was tantamount to a thunderstorm in the Nine Heavens, and the whole Lu Yi was shattered.
Although he has been playing with flowers for so many years, he has always been very attentive and never thought that he would be a father at such a young age.
He was in no mood at all, and it took him a long time to respond, so he got rid of the entanglement of the foreign girl, shook the cock and got dressed, and rushed out with his mobile phone, making calls while running, and directly booked a plane ticket.
"Hey, may I ask what is your nearest flight to Sea City? ”
Then when he got on the plane, he directly called his second senior brother, who was sleeping in a daze, and was about to scold him, but he didn't expect to be blown up by his words, "Second senior brother, I'm going to be a father, I'm going back to Haicheng." ”
Listening to the little brother's ghost-like voice on the phone, my boyfriend thought he had heard something wrong. I called again and found that the other party had turned off the phone. The second senior brother looked at his phone and thought he was dreaming, so he turned his head and continued to snooze and sleep.
On the whole flight, Lu Yi didn't close his eyes in a panic, his mind was like a magic sound, and he kept repeating what Guo Meiling just said, I'm fucking pregnant, pregnant... Pregnant... Finish... Finish.
It wasn't until the flight landed that Lu Yi realized that he was going to be a father. He rushed to the airport hall.
Then I raised my eyes and saw a particularly dazzling slender figure, wearing a particularly fashionable dress, stepping on ten-inch high heels, wearing a pair of sunglasses, and a big curl on his head, like a star opening the way, walking towards him step by step.
The visual effect was like Moses dividing the sea, and the whole people spread out on both sides, leading to the position where Lu Yi was standing.
As soon as Lu Yi saw the other party's figure, the whole person stood still and didn't move, staring at her with big eyes, and then when the other party took off his glasses, he ran over like a monkey and kept circling around the other party.
"Hey, my mother, you're pregnant, and you're still wearing such high heels, are you interesting?