Chapter 1204 is full of absurdity
It's the tallest thing a few people have ever seen, and its complex mathematical formulas are simply frightening, too specialized... This is no longer a topic that they can understand, and they have to find experts in the relevant field to find out what is written.
"Xu Yang... Xu Man..."
"Why is this name so familiar?" the middle-aged man frowned, although he couldn't read the contents, he was interested in the names of the two instructors, as if he had heard them somewhere.
"Wait!"
"Xu Yang Xu Man... Isn't this the name of Academician Xu's child?" Another man present hurriedly took out his mobile phone, opened the Douyin APP software, and found an account from the watchlist, this account is called 'Blind Date and Love Family', and the avatars are two very cute children.
"Look!"
"Xu Yang Xu Man... Academician Xu's child. The man pointed to the introduction, and then a blank expression appeared on his face, and said, "No... Academician Xu's child is only two years old, which... This... It shouldn't be those two children, maybe they have the same name and surname. ”
Belch...
It must have the same name and surname, and a two-year-old child will struggle to even add one to equal a few, let alone know advanced mathematics.
"Xu Yimiao..."
"First grade..."The middle-aged man frowned, and said cautiously: "I feel that this matter is very strange, we didn't receive a notice at all, there is a classmate named Xu Yimiao... Do you want to report it? Ask what the situation is, and if something happens... I regret it. ”
truly
There are too many demons and monsters these days, especially in a metropolis like the magic capital, from time to time you will encounter the so-called second generation, although the degree is slightly worse than the capital, but the probability is also very large... can come up with such powerful content, the background of this child named Xu Yimiao is not ordinary!
"Hmm!"
"Better ask... Let the above decide... In the unlikely event that something happens, we don't have any responsibility. Another man said: "But before we report, we have done our homework and briefly checked the content of the student's topic and basic information." ”
afterwards
The three of them started their own work, and when solving the content of Xu Yimiao's research, it can be said that they put in one hundred and two percent of their efforts, for fear of missing a key link, and finally... They found that this paper was original, and what was even more bizarre was that Xu Yimiao didn't seem to have this person.
Odd...
Why can't I find this person named Xu Yimiao?
Several people glanced at each other, feeling that this matter was getting more and more strange, through the system, there was no school named Xu Yimiao at all, could it be... Does this student not exist?
"That's not right!"
"Is this system not updated?" the middle-aged man pondered for a moment, "It's also... It hasn't been updated for three months, and it's possible that this student named Xu Yimiao suddenly transferred to another school, so he was not included in the system list. ”
"Hmm!"
"There's this possibility. The man nodded: "Our district... Is there a leader surnamed Xu?"
"Of course!"
"Who's... Xu XX is not from our district, maybe he is his relative. The man said seriously: "That's it... Let's report this first, and let the leaders decide for themselves... We're powerless anyway. ”
"Good!"
moment
The middle-aged man took the printed document, went to a certain office, knocked lightly on the door, and then walked in, at this moment an old man who was nearly sixty years old was working, the young man hurriedly said: "Zhong Bureau... We received an email with a very, very professional paper attached, which I didn't know..."
"Are the five people on the list?" said the old man indifferently.
"It's not..."
"Isn't it?" the old man was stunned for a moment, and said solemnly, "No, throw it in the trash." ”
“...”
"I think you'd better take a look, Xiao Lin and Xiao Feng and I think... This student may not be as simple as it seems. The middle-aged man said cautiously: "We can't find this person, it may be that the system hasn't updated the list of transfer students, but..."
After a pause,
The middle-aged man continued: "I suspect... This is the child of a certain leader. ”
Words fall,
He handed the document in his hand to the old man in front of him.
After taking this document, I immediately opened it and looked at it, and then a puzzled expression appeared on my face, and only a few minutes later... The old man raised his head and asked the middle-aged man opposite, "What is this?
“...”
"The bell... In fact, it's all about the same, and no one does it by themselves. The middle-aged man smiled bitterly: "It's just this paper... Somewhat... It's too much. ”
"Xu Yimiao..."
"Xu Yang Xu Man..."
"Are Academician Xu's children called Xu Yang and Xu Man?" the old man thought of something and hurriedly asked.
"Yes!"
"But it may be the same name and surname, Academician Xu's child is only two years old. The middle-aged man said, "Zhong Ju... What should I do now? This Xu Yimiao's background is definitely not simple, or all six of us will report it, anyway, in the end, there will only be thirty people in the demon capital. ”
"The surname is Xu..."
"Who is this?" The old man was a little confused, sitting there pondering, searching for the people he knew whose surname was Xu, only Academician Xu had a high status, and the others were basically grassroots, but... Academician Xu doesn't need this kind of award at all, with his social status, which school can't his children go to?
Weird!
surnamed Xu,
What kind of fairy child is this?
"Forget it..."
"Let's report it together!" said the old man, "just in case... If it's really someone's child or relative, that's something for someone else to consider. ”
"Good!"
...
Ningshi,
Xu Mang was watching TV, and the mother on the side was teasing Yang Yang and Manman, the sister and brother were amused, the family relationship between the next generation has become more and more solid, Xu Mang is a little worried now, what if Yang Yang and Manman refuse to leave when they go back?
That can't be helped... I can only forcibly pull them away, but I can't do it... Let Xiao Man beat him up, you can ensure that it goes well, but Yang Yang and Man Man are also miserable, others are holding them in the palm of their hands, just Xiao Man... Beat it at every turn, but you can't beat it without beating it, it's too skinny!
"Stinky boy!"
"Your mother has something to tell you..."Mother Xu suddenly said to her son who was lying on the sofa: "Your sister-in-law's son is going to high school next year, can you arrange a better school for him?"
“...”
"Let me do this?" Xu Mang pointed to his nose and said helplessly: "Mom... You know my status has... Forget it, let Xiao Man deal with this matter, it's really not okay to spend some money. ”
"What kind of person is your sister-in-law, don't you know?" Mother Xu said angrily: "So a person who picks up, will she spend money for this matter?" She hopes that you can help her solve it, save this money, and get a scholarship every year by the way. ”
Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders, pressed the TV remote control, and said, "I'm not available... Let her figure it out on her own. ”
"You!"
"It's also a relative, so I should help it. Mother Xu said: "When you were a child, you didn't take your sister-in-law's New Year's money every year. ”
Xu Mang sighed and said silently, "I know..."
Then
Yang Xiaoman walked over, heard the conversation between mother and son, and hurriedly said to his mother-in-law: "Mom... Let my sister-in-law solve this matter by herself, with Xu Mang's current status, it is too cheap to let him do this kind of thing. ”
As soon as the voice fell,
Xiao Man continued: "Mom... Leave the affairs of my sister-in-law and children to me. ”
"Good, good!"
"Little Man... Don't get too concerned, that's pretty much it. After all, Xiao Man is his daughter-in-law, and said with a smile.
"Okay. ”
Although Xiao Man usually can't get used to Xu Mang's bad habits, but after all, it is her husband, she doesn't want her husband's reputation to be damaged because of these little things, don't look at what the big pig's trotters say about reputation, don't worry, in fact... He's squeezing!
"Yang Yang Manman?"
"How about grandma take you to the park?" Mother Xu took Yang Yang and Man Man out, this is the happiest moment as a grandmother, taking her precious grandson and granddaughter to the park to show off.
At this point,
Xu Mang and Xiao Man were left in the room, sitting with each other watching TV, and then... They hugged each other.
Ding dong~
The mobile phone on the coffee table sounded, and Xu Mang picked it up and saw that it was an email.
“...”
"What's wrong?"
"It was fine, but suddenly my expression changed. Yang Xiaoman found that Xu Mang's expression became a little weird, and asked curiously, "Did you encounter any problems that could not be solved?"
"It's not..."
"Forget it... It's nothing. Xu Mang changed his face and said with a smile: "Do you want to go to the night market at night?"
"Night market?"
"Hmm!"
"Okay!" Yang Xiaoman nodded excitedly: "Let's ride an electric car, I remember... The first time we went on a date, you rode a battery car to me, it looks like the battery car was stolen, right?"
Speaking of battery cars,
Xu Mang has some helplessness, it has been more than six years... Even the little prince of the battery has been released, and his battery car has still not been found.
A few minutes later,
Xu Mang took advantage of Xiaoman's time to go to the toilet, took out his mobile phone again, and found the email, never expected... A character who was casually forged by himself actually passed the district-level audit and has been reported to the city.
How the hell is this audited?
Xu Mang was so angry that he was going to die... Do you know what particle physics is, do you know the composite Higgs theory, and do you know what is the kinetic energy mixture term of a single state and a triplet fermion?
Such a simple question... They don't want to think about it?
"Ugh..."
"It seems to be very complicated inside!" Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh, feeling that he was still too young.
Okay,
Go with the flow,
Let's see if we can get the first prize!
But at this time,
Xu Mang began to panic again, if he really won the first prize, how ironic and absurd it was!
however
Are there still few absurd things in this world?
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