"Hey, Ji Ming'er, when did you tattoo a koi on your body?"

"—just now. ”

Tan Ziyang rolled up his sleeve, and a small koi was imprinted on his wrist: "The tattoo is here, I'm not afraid of cutting into the main artery." This picture - is it the one of the koi king on Weibo?"

"—Yes. ”

"What's wrong? Regret it? This is not a flower arm, don't be nervous, we are also half of the entertainment industry, a bit of a row. ”

Ji Ming nodded blankly.

He swiped the hot search on Weibo, and when he found the wishing Weibo of "Koi King", he felt that the koi eyes on the picture were turning, and he looked at it, but it didn't turn, and as soon as he relaxed, it turned again - Ji Ming was stunned to look at the picture for an afternoon. When he couldn't stand such a sand sculpture and decided to turn off Weibo, the koi eyeballs quickly turned up, and then jumped out of the computer, landed on his wrist, and turned into a tattoo.

It almost scared him to death.

sat until Tan Ziyang returned to the dormitory, and he hadn't recovered yet.

Tan Ziyang asked about koi, and his last bit of fantasy was gone-there was really a koi tattoo on his hand, and everyone could see it.

Someone gave him a bow?

Poison?

Curse?

"I don't want to die, I haven't been popular yet. ”

......

Chinese opera, line class.

"Damn, Ji Ming, if you wait to be clicked, I will definitely kill you. Tan Ziyang yawned and glared at Ji Ming fiercely.

Ji Ming didn't sleep all night last night, tossing and turning, and his mind was full of "Baidu sequelae" - once he was not feeling well, he would go to it, it would be either cancer or tumor, and time was running out. Ji Ming has already thought about it, his few savings have to be left to his mother, there is still a single job that has not been completed, and he has to write it down, and the farewell ceremony does not need to be red in vain, after all, he has not been popular......

Even his three roommates also had no sleep all night, and they all became national treasures.

"God forbid, don't point me, don't point me. Tan Ziyang crossed his hands and put them on his chest, reading in pieces.

What I'm going to read today is "Thunderstorm", the drama industry's leading drama, not to mention their drowsy appearance, even if they are in a good state, they may not be able to speak well.

"Make a wish successfully!"

Ji Ming froze all over his body - the koi fish spoke!

He looked at Tan Ziyang, who was unconscious, and the koi tattoo that had not changed, but he didn't have any suspicions - koi, spoken, spoke without question.

As soon as Teacher Chen in the line class saw Ji Ming's four bear-like looks, he knew that they hadn't slept well last night, and they were not small.

She smiled softly: "Tan Ziyang, come up." ”

Tan Ziyang gasped, Murphy's Law told him that the more he didn't want to, the more he would come—but there was no such inch, and the first one was clicked. He glared at Ji Ming fiercely again, and broke off relations with him without ten Haidilao.

Ji Ming was a little dazed—didn't he make a wish?

Tan Ziyang got a passage from Zhou Chong, which is very classic:

"Sometimes I forget the present, I forget my home, I forget you, I forget my mother, I forget myself. I think I'm like on a winter morning, very bright sky,

...... On the boundless sea......

Oh, there is a little sailboat as light as a petrel, when the sea breeze blows tightly, and the air on the sea smells a little fishy, a little salty, the white sail is full of white sails, like an eagle's wings obliquely attached to the sea, flying, flying towards the sky. There were only two or three white clouds floating faintly on the horizon, and we sat on the bow of the boat, looking ahead, and in front of us was our world. ”

This is a monologue that Zhou Chong said to Sifeng, like a dream.

Of course, it is precisely because of the classics that everyone reads them, and the requirements for Tan Ziyang's line skills are higher, and with his level and state, it is naturally a miserable comparison.

Intermittent and reckless.

"I know that you are reading Zhou Chong, but I don't know that I think it is Lin Chong, what's the matter, I'm going to Liangshan soon, and I'm a little out of state?" Teacher Chen was very sharp, Tan Ziyang turned red into a prawn, and he was not let go: "I know that there is a big line class today, but I don't know how to recuperate? If you are in this state, don't come to class, hurry up and find a chance to be an idol, you don't need line skills, you can speak 123456." ”

"I'm sorry. ”

"You don't need to tell me I'm sorry, one session at a time, I've watched too much, it's not that you will definitely be popular if you take classes hard, but you go and take a look, those who can become popular at the age of thirty or forty, all of them are actors with deep professional skills, whether they are popular or not depends on fate, but at this time, learn a little more, the requirements for life are lower, you are a sophomore, and your heart is slowly moving, I also know that you can't listen to it and say more, but I still have to say it. Alright, Wang Wei, you come out. Tan Ziyang went back and thought about it. ”

Tan Ziyang frowned and went back.

Wang Wei is also from Ji Ming's dormitory.

He got a paragraph from Zhou Ping, and his reading was also below the level, and Mr. Chen's face became even darker.

"Zhou Xin, you come. ”

What he got was the same as Tan Ziyang's paragraph, very inch, such an emotional, innocent and romantic word, it was not at all something they could cope with at this time, and it was slightly better than Tan Ziyang's, but it was limited.

"Yes, I wish your idols a long life and will be popular all over China. Teacher Chen coolly put down a sentence, and finally let go of their dormitory and began to order girls.

Ji Ming, the culprit, actually escaped without dying.

Three people, six fiery eyes, almost burned him through - what a hell of life.

Ji Ming didn't dare to move.

"A meal of Haidilao. He whispered a promise, and his desire to survive was strong.

"Why don't you kill it? ”

"It's okay to pick it to death, who would dare to let you pick ......"

"I'll you, at least three times, or I'll kill you. Tan Ziyang was ruthless.

“...... Okay, wait until I close the Uniqlo order. ”

Narrowly escaped.

Until the bell rang, Teacher Chen attacked the entire class with indiscriminate eyes: "Go back and think about it, and continue to spot check in the next class!"

"Oh my mother. ”

Tan Ziyang collapsed on the floor.

And Ji Ming "heard" the voice of the koi again: "The dream comes true! ”

Make a wish, make a wish, make a dream come true?

Tan Ziyang's wish was not clicked, and he was judged by the koi to be successful, but the result was that only he Ji Ming was not clicked - and "his dream came true", of course, it was also his wish not to be clicked. Ji Ming figured out how this koi fish works a little.

If someone else makes a wish, if it also conforms to his wish, it will be in him.

After it comes true, there will be a vow retribution mission.

"Zhou Chong's lines?master?" Ji Ming hissed, the only innocent and tragic character in "Thunderstorm", although he is only 17 years old, he is not easy to perform. Although Ji Ming didn't know what the standard of a master was, the word "master" was not easy to achieve at first glance. He thought about it for a while, and suddenly had an idea: "Koi King, I make a wish to reach the master level of Zhou Chong's lines immediately." ”

The third wish for Aladdin's magic lamp - I hope there are three more wishes......

As a result, there was not a single fart movement.

Have you ever seen a koi fish that can make a wish for yourself?

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