A minute, a minute passed, and there was silence in my head.

There was no voice to answer Qin He, only the black and white web page was lonely, quietly floating in his mind.

"What's the situation? Didn't you just speak? Why did you suddenly have no sound?"

At this time, Qin He had no fear, only curiosity and doubt.

"It's a little strange, doesn't it mean that the system can speak?, why don't you talk to me?" Qin He flipped through the web page with a mind full of questions.

"Hey, there's even customer service? I don't know if this customer service can be contacted?"

Qin He's thoughts had just finished thinking about it, and a crisp voice suddenly sounded in his mind,

"Hello, the customer service staff of Taobao No. 10086 in the underworld is serving you..."

This time the voice is very different from the last time, the last time the voice was cold, like a robot, and the voice of this customer service is obviously joyful and human.

"Hello sir, it is a pleasure to serve you, may I be able to help you?"

"What the hell is going on? How can I have a web page in my head? And it's a Taobao website?" Qin He said his question.

"That's the case, sir, first of all, congratulations on winning the jackpot!" the customer service smiled and congratulated.

"Hit the jackpot?"

"Yes, sir, we only have one user in the underworld Taobao in the yang world, and the one in five billion chance you get, isn't it what is the chance of winning the lottery?

From the tone of the customer service, Qin He could feel a hint of naughtyness.

"Okay! I've read some novels and know some rules, now you can say it! What tasks do you need me to complete? Let's talk about it first, I won't do perverted things?"

"What task? I don't understand?" asked the customer service after being visibly stunned for a moment.

"There are no requirements for upgrading, fighting monsters, and doing tasks?"

"Giggles...". There was a burst of laughter from the customer service.

"What are you laughing at, is it funny?" Qin He said a little unpleasantly.

"It's funny, giggles... , You've read too many novels, and there's no task at all, it's just like your Taobao in the yang world, it's just a shopping site, but things are a little different. ”

The customer service explained to Qin He with a smile.

"Okay, let me ask you? If I shop on your website, how do I settle the bill? How do you send me mail? Use SF Express or three links and one reach? And do you have any bad reviews? How many days to change? Do you send red envelopes? If I return the goods, find that courier...".

"Stop, you have too many questions, I can't remember it, let me tell you, some of the shopping systems are similar to your yang, there are bad reviews, refunds and exchanges, basically not much different from your yang's Taobao."

The customer service paused and continued, "Of course, there are many different places, first of all, this mail is very different from your yang world, our express delivery is faster, more fast, as long as the customer is bound, it will generally arrive in seconds!"

"Then, if I were to buy something, would it be able to use it in the Yang Realm?" Qin He said the topic he was most concerned about at the moment.

"Hehe, the things you give us to the underworld can only be used after burning, and vice versa, what you receive is what has been burned, to put it bluntly, what you buy is a pile of paper ashes..."

"Stop, stop... You say if I make a purchase, all I get is a pile of paper ashes?"

"Yes, sir. ”

"Then what do I want you to do with this website? This is winning the lottery, how do I feel unlucky?" Qin He was a little disappointed.

"It seems that you haven't figured out the huge benefits that Taobao has brought you, so let me briefly remind you, for example, you often say in the yang world that "money can make ghosts grind", you can spend money to hire some ghosts in the underworld to do some things for you!"

"It's... Can you elaborate a little more?" Hearing this, Qin He's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to interject.

"People have all walks of life, and when they die, they become ghosts, and they retain the skills and knowledge they used in life. People from all walks of life basically maintain their jobs in the yang world after they arrive in the underworld, if you need any knowledge, as long as you pay for it, they will send the knowledge they know to your mind, of course, as long as you pay more money, you can also let them do it, this is your legendary money can make ghosts grind......!

"I think I understand a little bit about what you said, that is, if I have something to do, as long as I find the right ghost and pay him money, I can get some knowledge of him before he died, or can I let him do things for me?" Qin He guessed.

"Understand correctly, as long as you pay, you can find ghosts from all walks of life to serve you, but the price is high and low, and the price of experts is different from that of ordinary people!" said the customer service in a provocative tone.

"Cake seller! Quick, tell me how to do it?" Hearing this, Qin He's cheeks trembled, and he hurriedly spoke out excitedly.

"It's a very simple thing! I see that you are excited, as for it?" the customer service said with a little disdain.

"Hehe, I made you laugh, and please introduce it carefully...". Qin He said with a smile.

"You spend money, they do the work for you, it's as simple as that!

"No, I mean, didn't it mean that ghosts can't appear in the yang world?" Qin He hurriedly said the doubts in his heart.

"Who told you that ghosts can't appear in the yang world? If ghosts can't appear in the yang world, how do you know that there are ghosts in the world? Let me tell you, ghosts can appear in the yang world, but the environment in the yang world is not conducive to us ghosts, and we don't want to go to the yang world!"

"Didn't you say that ghosts are afraid of the sun?"

"Yes, I am afraid, but there is a difference, the ghost who has just died will be scattered when he sees the sun, and the longer the ghost, the less afraid of the sun. Of course, there is another way that you don't need to be afraid of the sun at all, and that is the soul attached to your body!"

"Soul possession? Isn't that a ghost? Am I going to die, or is it harmful to my body?"

As a rural background, Qin He has heard a lot of legends about the ghost body since he was a child, but he didn't expect that this ghost body could still be a business, and he didn't expect that he would have a day of personal experience, but Qin He didn't know if this ghost body was harmful to the body.

"Don't worry! Once they take the order and possess you, they won't cause you any harm, otherwise you can give him a bad review! Our punishment for bad reviews is much harsher than your yang world, so let's tell you! Since the establishment of the website, there has not been a single case of bad reviews, understand?"

"How do I shop?"

"What you want to do, you can do it in your mind, you can do it, choose the category, turn the page, talk to the store, and include me, as long as you think of communication customer service in your mind, you will automatically connect to me."

"That..."

Qin He still wanted to ask something, but suddenly felt a pain in his head, and his consciousness immediately withdrew from his mind.

"Who hit me?" Qin He, who came back to his senses, found that he had a piece of chalk on his head, so he asked Mo Ningxue at the same table softly.

"Qin He, why are you stunned!" A tendon asks you to answer the question!"

"Ahh

At this time, Liang Wenfeng on the podium had a blue face and glared at Qin He.

In his impression, Qin He, a student, although his grades are average, he is quite diligent, he is relatively honest, and he has never made trouble in his class, but today he doesn't know what's wrong, and he keeps his head down, which makes him a little angry.

Qin He hurriedly stood up and asked weakly, "Professor Liang, what's the matter?"

"What's the matter?" haha......" Liang Wenfeng laughed angrily, "I dare to talk about it for a long time, and you haven't listened to a word, have you?"

"I listened!" Qin He replied weakly.

"Did you listen?" Liang Wenfeng's face became a little gloomy again, this Qin He was obviously distracted in class, not only did he not admit his mistakes, but he also dared to lie to himself, which was simply unreasonable.

However, Liang Wenfeng did not immediately expose Qin He's lies, but turned off the projector and said, "Since you said that you have been listening carefully, then please recite the first volume of the Huatuo Zhongzang Sutra that I just talked about." ”

"Hiss"

Hearing Liang Wenfeng's words, all the classmates gasped, and then everyone whispered.

"Damn, it's worthy of a tendon, it's so ruthless!"

"I can't even read it, I can't read it, Qin He is dead now. ”

"Qin He is really, it's not good to be distracted in someone's class, it's not distracted in a tendon class, but now it's good, with a tendon character, you can't memorize it, and it will be difficult to get the certificate of completion when the time comes. ”

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There was laughter and ridicule in everyone's eyes looking at Qin He at this time, but more sympathy. All of them thought that Qin He was impossible to complete.

"Qin He, you should admit your mistake to Professor Liang! Professor Liang admits death. If you admit your mistake, I will reprimand you a few words at most, but I will let you go. Mo Ningxue on the side whispered a suggestion to Qin He.

Qin He glanced at Mo Ningxue, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, "No, this is not difficult for me." ”

In the past, Qin He was likely to bow his head and admit his mistake as Mo Ningxue said, but now, he has the big website of Taobao in his mind, and it should be a small idea to find a book on the website!

The main reason why Qin He did this was that he wanted to verify whether this underworld Taobao was as magical as the customer service said.

"Can he really memorize it?" Looking at Qin He's confident expression, Mo Ningxue was puzzled.

"Hello customer service, I need a book now, Hua Tuo's Chinese Tibetan Sutra, can it be quickly sent to my mind?" Qin He bowed his head and was silent, everyone thought that Qin He lowered his head and thought about the Chinese Tibetan Sutra, but they didn't know that Qin He was quickly contacting Taobao customer service in his mind at this time.

"Okay, wait a minute. ”

Moment. That is, in two seconds, the sweet voice of the customer service came to Qin He's mind.

"Hello, this book has been found for you, the price is 200 yuan, do you want to buy it? and the original author also has a door-to-door appendage service business, possession for a minute, 5,000 yuan, what kind of service do you need?"

"Buy the book first, and don't consider the original author's possession for the time being. Qin He thought for a moment and said.

"Okay. Seconds, please pay attention to check. ”

In less than a second, Qin He's mind had an extra book, the Zhongzang Sutra.

Qin He hurriedly used his mental consciousness to open the book and read it out loud according to the book: "People, the heavens, the earth, the yang is supplemented, the yin is supplemented, the heaven and the earth are favorable, and the heaven and earth are popular, and the heaven and earth are against the people, and the heaven and the earth are against the people......"

"Isn't it??This thing is so perverted~ that it can really be memorized?"

"I heard you right, can I memorize this!"

"This Qin He is obviously a scumbag, how can he do the thing of a scholar?

"Damn, not a normal person. ”

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