Chapter Seventy-Five: Birds Fly and Dogs Jump More Blurred
Zhang San smiled at the pestle as if he was fine, and couldn't help but be puzzled, and asked:
"You can still laugh? That big bird almost took you in your mouth!"
"Hehe, what big bird?" Zhang Sanmad looked unaware, and explained with a hippie smile: "Just now, the mountain people saw you coming from afar, and wanted to see if you still cared about us, so they pretended to hang themselves, hehe......"
When he heard him say this, he really didn't seem to know that a human-faced strange bird had attacked him just now, and he couldn't help but become even more worried.
Why, could it be that something was wrong with me? But that's right, the strange bird was really hit by a slingshot of his own......
He pinched the bullet sac, and it was bulging inside, and the black iron bead came back at some point, as if it had never been fired.
No, no, the black iron bead is not fake, this morning it was indeed shown that the magic trick restrained the hand of the race ghost! But why did the old skunk open his eyes and say nonsense and refuse to admit that there was a strange bird......
The pestle is really confused, looking at the sky and the earth does not look like a dream. Blink of an eye, he looked at the two big dogs, one white and one black, and recognized them as Snow Wolf and Black Hades, and was even more convinced that everything was real.
The Snow Wolf and the Black Hades had long recognized him. I saw the snow wolf excitedly whispering "whoop", jumped up and jumped forward to him, shaking his head and playing cross-eyed, looking pleased.
However, the Black Yama King was very different, staring at the slingshot in the pestle's hand in horror and taking a few steps back, I don't know if he was shocked by the power of the strange bird he had just knocked away, or because of the hostile existence last night, he was very wary of the pestle.
"Woo wow!" the snow wolf turned around and saw that the Black Hades wanted to slip away, and rushed over with a low roar to show off his might, jumping and barking, and took the big black dog back again.
Zhang Sanmad saw that the pestle had been looking at the big black dog, and said with a smile: "This is the newly collected black dog soldier of the mountain people, and he will go back to catch the black cat spirit in the future! Hehe, I will tell you a good thing again, our old Zhang is not crazy!"
"Uh, aren't you crazy?" Tsushiko was stunned for a moment, shook his head and sighed bitterly: "I think you seem to be even more crazy, and I'm going crazy with the contagion!"
He really can't figure out what's wrong with the world now, everything has become incredible, absurd and crazy!
"Cut, if you say crazy, you're crazy, you know that you still look down on us, it doesn't matter!"
Zhang San rolled his eyes at him to protest at the lowest level, and then smiled shyly: "Hehe, I don't know...... Do you still have your big white bun?"
Seeing him ask like this, the pestle, who was originally full of entanglement, heard that this meant that he wanted to reconcile, and immediately threw all his worries back of his mind, and responded with great joy: "Yes, yes, it's steaming!"
"What, it's steaming, it can't be so coincidental, right? Are you sure that our old Zhang will come to you?" Zhang Sanmad was also very surprised, joking with him.
Thinking of the previous incident of driving Zhang San crazy, the pestle couldn't help but be ashamed, and said in a humming voice: "Go ...... Last time, I spoke urgently, I apologize to you, and take back those angry words!"
"Haha, I know you're still angry!" Zhang San was also very happy, "Let's take back those words that Lao Zhang also broke up!"
"Hahahaha......" Although he didn't find Tian Tiantian, he accidentally found Zhang Sanmad, stepped forward and hugged Zhang Sanmad's shoulder, and relieved each other's suspicions, and both of them laughed heartily......
At this moment, Zixue is helping Grandma Liang make lunch in the small courtyard, and there is a pot of steamed buns on the earthen stove. But Zixue's level of fire is really not flattering, she smeared her face with ashes, and made the yard full of smoke, but there was no fire in the stove.
"Ahem, cough, cough......" She was choked with tears but wanted to cry without tears, and cried out again and again: "God, this is a primitive society!"
"What, primitive society?" At that moment, a girl's voice suddenly came from outside the wall.
"Huh?" Zixue got up and looked out of the wall and couldn't help but be stunned, Ji'er panicked: "You...... Are you sweet or Fang Bailu?...... I'll tell you, I didn't mean to run away at the department store last time......"
"Hmph, is there any unintentional sneaking away?" the girl sneered and pushed the door in, asking, "Why are you here?"
"You...... You won't report me for smuggling snow wolves again, will you?" Zixue asked worriedly.
"Hmph, if you want to report it, I'll report it a long time ago, who still thinks about a dog!"
The person who came was Fang Bailu, she saw that Zixue was stunned and at a loss for what to do, so she hurriedly stepped forward to pull out some firewood in the stove, and then used a fire stick to provoke the fire and blow it gently, and suddenly the flame jumped up and the smoke was gone.
"Bah, it's amazing!" Zixue was stunned at this time, and couldn't help but cast an admiring look at Bai Lu.
At this time, Grandma Liang leaned out of the curtain of the shack door, and saw that it was Bai Lu full of surprise, and greeted with two face-to-face hands: "Girl, why didn't I hear you ring the bell today?"
"Hehe, I didn't ride a bicycle today, the little yellow goose sent me!" Bai Lu smiled sweetly, and hurriedly carried Grandma Liang into the shack.
"Heh, the two of them really look exactly the same!" Zi Xue stood in the courtyard dumbfounded, not knowing that the fire in the stove had burned out.
However, she was in a daze, when she suddenly heard a faint cry of "Woo woo woo!" in the distance, and her eyes couldn't help but light up with surprise: "Hey! It's dawn......
She was pleasantly surprised, just listening to the cry getting closer and closer and more cheerful, only a moment later, there was the sound of "da-da-da" hooves running wildly, and then the wall of the small courtyard "Wow!" A white shadow flashed, and a white-haired giant beast seemed to fly in from the sky, it was the snow wolf.
The snow wolf was even more excited when he saw Zixue, rushed forward and stood up, put his two front legs on Zixue's shoulders, and stretched out his big fleshy tongue to lick her face.
"No, no, no!" Zixue was licked and trembled, and shouted: "It's itching, it's itching!"
Grandma Liang and Bai Lu in the shack hurriedly came out to see what was going on when they heard the movement, and they were frightened and exclaimed when they saw Zixue being pounced on by a big white dog like a bear.
At this moment, as soon as the courtyard door opened, Zhang Sanmad led a big black dog panting and chased in. As soon as he saw Zixue, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood, patted his thigh, and panted breathlessly:
"I say, why is it wrong with this beast when he sees the shack...... It turned out that the little foreigner was here!"
Zixue was also surprised when she saw that it was Zhang Sanmad, and hurriedly ordered the snow wolf: "Da Bai, come down quickly!"
But the snow wolf didn't listen, and still licked and made trouble excitedly, Zixue got angry and shouted: "Dawn, Squat down!"
As soon as the snow wolf, who had been making a lot of noise, heard this order, he immediately jumped off Zixue's shoulder with his ears upright, and sat upright on the ground like a primary school student.
"Hey, it's really called Dawn?" At this time, the pestle pushed the door and followed up with a startled question, but when he saw Bai Lu, he immediately became cramped again, and hurriedly straightened his collar and greeted with a smile: "You, you're here!"
"Hmm. Bai Lu nodded slightly, and asked with a little dissatisfaction: "I've only been here for a few days, what's going on?"
"Bird...... Birds, birds, birds, birds, dogs, and dogs!" Zhang San corrected madly and pretending to be crazy.
"Hey...... Hehe, isn't that good......" Kiko smiled awkwardly and didn't know how to explain to Bai Lu.
At this time, Zi Xue suddenly stared at the big black dog and exclaimed: "Oh, My God! Isn't this the old pervert's Black Hades, I didn't expect it to be such a purebred Chinese pastoral dog!"
"What old pervert?" Bai Lu asked, stunned.
"Hehe, don't listen to Zixue's nonsense. The pestle hurriedly explained: "It's just an old man, it's just that the bad guy has grown old......!"
Zixue saw that the pestle was snatching words, so she glanced at him unhappily and said, "That's the case, there is a bad scumbag who stunned you and sold you to that old pervert, and almost ...... you."
"Uh, what a mess!" Bai Lu saw that Zixue was speechless, and her face was inexplicable.
"No, no, no, I mean there's a little brother who looks exactly like you, he's actually a woman, and he ran through the window......"
Zixue didn't explain in the preface, and the pestle on the side was so angry that she secretly cried out, and hurriedly interjected: "Don't listen to her nonsense, what men and women don't have!"
"Ma Zhuzi, you don't interrupt, you have to explain clearly today!" Unexpectedly, Bai Lu scolded with frost on his face.
She had already seen through what the pestle was deliberately hiding, and then thought of all the weirdness he had before, plus the person who looked like herself outside the department store before, Bai Lu's eyes widened, and she stared at the pestle like an ice blade......