332 Why can this phone be fine?

Before the fat brother's "black material" could make headlines, it was emptied at lightning speed.

Many melon-eating netizens didn't even know about it, and they were nipped in the bud by Han Yuyun's words, and even the fat brother himself didn't know!

Because he doesn't have the habit of paying attention to Weibo regularly, Gu Pan, Dai Zhiyang or Miss Han told him about everything, and now several people have selective amnesia......

After a busy day, as soon as the fat brother drove Han Yuyun home, the fat brother turned on the TV and tuned to the channel of "Chinese Entrepreneur", and patted the sofa next to him urgently, signaling her to sit down quickly.

Han Yuyun sighed secretly, you are really my enemy!

But he still sat next to the fat brother.

"Inherit the past, embrace the future!" Welcome to watch "Chinese Entrepreneur" on time, I am Chai Han!"

"The survey shows that the age of Chinese entrepreneurs is getting younger and younger, and they are gradually stepping onto the stage and becoming an indispensable force in building a business society.

At this time, there are business tycoons, fans of fat brothers, some people watch alone at home, people watch with business partners in the hotel box, and some people watch big TVs in public places such as airports.

The picture went black, and then a line of eye-catching words read: "7:30 in the morning, Zhou is not at the door of the house".

The sleepy-eyed Zhou Otherwise, his appearance at the door made the bigwigs who were already unhappy with him even more unhappy, lazy and lazy, without a sense of time, and unable to plan themselves!

Some people in the audience envy the mansion of Zhou Ran's family, and some people are inexplicably hateful, thinking that Zhou Otherwise, a star who can only sing and dance, has no contribution to society, why can he make so much money, these people don't realize that the show they watch is called "Chinese Entrepreneurs".

Taking advantage of the fat brother going upstairs to change clothes, Chai Han also smiled and said to the camera: "I think Zhou Ran should have many unique qualities of this generation of young people, strong execution, eager to live and work freely, and don't like to stick to the rules, they know how to adjust life better than our generation." ”

"Hmph! bullshit yearning for freedom, this Chai Han will really put gold on that kid's face, to put it bluntly, he has poor ability to resist pressure, and he will run away when he encounters something!"

At this time, in the box of a high-end restaurant, eight or nine middle-aged men pushed cups and changed lamps, and took time to look at TV during the intermission, and a pot-bellied "successful person" said disdainfully.

"What Mr. Li said is yes, I also think that today's young people are unbearable, they can't suffer at all, and they can't grind and chirp for overtime, which can be compared to the people we were at that time!"

Another boss-looking man chimed in.

"Alas, now that life is better, we will starve to death if we don't endure hardship at that time! What about them? If we don't endure hardship, we will go back and gnaw on the old!"

The other man couldn't agree anymore with what he said, and they all raised their glasses to toast him.

The show continued, and when Hu Laosan came to the door carrying a snakeskin bag of freshly caught fresh seafood, it simply amused the audience who hadn't eaten yet.

All kinds of shrimp, crabs, shellfish, and abalone are all classified into categories for the fat brother in the kitchen, and Hu Laosan said that as long as the fat brother is willing to eat, he will always send it, free!

At this time, on the video website that is playing synchronously, the barrage is already "covering the sky".

"I also want to have a friend who is a fisherman!"

"Do you think your fisherman friends will send you seafood like this?! Let the old man wake you up with a soak of urine!"

"My family is a fisherman, and I am reluctant to give such a bag to 81,000 in the market. ”

"You mean this is the fat brother invited to help?"

"That's not it, I guess the fat brother helped them. ”

"In the past, fishermen relied on the Sea Dragon King to eat, but since a genius discovered the shortcut to getting rich with sonar......"

"Oh, I didn't think of that!"

"What are you guys talking about upstairs?"

"Dragon meat is tired every day, not to mention seafood, what is there to envy. ”

"Who's eating lemons? Why is it so sour!"

When netizens were ridiculing blindly, the fat brother in the camera had already changed his clothes and went downstairs to prepare to go, seeing that he was a loaf of bread and a glass of milk in the morning, many people said that he was pretending, and the female fans of the fat brother were distressed, no wonder the fat brother seemed to be thin again when he watched TV, will his girlfriend take care of people~

Seeing that the fat brother got into the car with the program team, everyone immediately came to the spirit when they saw the interior of the car, this is the car that Chai Han was shocked by!

Seeing that the fat brother put a chic mobile phone in the mosaic position, the audience in front of the TV didn't realize what was going to happen next, and they were still staring at the location next to the phone, as if a little monster was about to come out of it for a while.

Fat brother: "Hello Xiaoxing!"

"Hello master, what are your orders?"

Fat brother: "Help me choose a way to the studio." ”

"Master, please wait a minute!"

"The path planning is successful, the optimal route from home to the studio, the whole journey is 32 kilometers, and it takes about 41 minutes, are you sure to use this plan?"

"Sure!"

The audience in front of the TV was stunned, the silence in the box full of "bosses" was like death, everyone's eyes were bulging, and the content on the TV made them a little difficult to accept for a while!

What are you doing with Zhou? He's talking to his phone?!

The most shocking thing is that the mobile phone is actually answering him!!

Netizens have bigger brains, but they also express their unacceptability to the fat brother's behavior in the show!

"Hurry up and tell me personally, it's for the show!!"

"Is the fat guy on the phone?"

"The phone is talking! It's talking! And it's ...... Is it still doing things?!Did you see it downstairs?"

"Nima's Lao Tzu saw it! That mobile phone is helping the fat brother navigate! It's a dog, am I not awake from yesterday's wine?"

"This is simply a science fiction drama!"

Everyone thought it was over, but I didn't expect Xiaoxing's performance to be even more exaggerated next, carefully reminding the fat brother of the schedule, new email reminders and reading, voice reply emails, real-time weather reminders, fat brother wants to check any information, as long as he asks, he will automatically search for help and recommend answers, voice control the entire mobile phone, and even tell jokes!

Netizens have been stunned, didn't they say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were not allowed to become sperm? Why can this mobile phone become a sperm?

Just when everyone was shocked, the fat brother threw out another bomb.

"This is the first artificial intelligence mobile phone we launched, I am actually still a little hesitant, I will not talk about the twists and turns in the middle, but when I returned to China with it and saw the unconditional support of domestic netizens for Xingyou, it strengthened my confidence, I told the staff, the next mobile phone, there must be Xiaoxing!"

"Oh, it! I said it wasn't that simple!"

"The truth! No wonder the Marines did not hesitate to dispatch cross-border pursuits to make such a big move!"

"So, this one called Xiaoxing was developed by us?"

"Are you fucking stupid upstairs? If the Americans developed it, would the fat brother still have the ability to sneak in and steal it?"

"If it weren't for our research and development, it is estimated that the US imperialists would have directly attacked the fat brother's residence, I guess they just want to stay alive!"

Although I just bought the mobile phone, as soon as the third generation of Xingyou came out, I immediately changed the mobile phone!"

"Make a small advertisement, the White Shark mobile phone I just bought half a month ago is high-end, the invoice packaging box is there, the original price is four thousand nine, and now two thousand nine shots, intentional private chat!"

"I just bought the second generation of Xingyou a week ago! Fat brother, you're trying to force me to death!"