Chapter 16: Ghost Testimony

"In the past, this square was closed, but the ghost door was closed, my car could only go here, and I would be fined if I went forward, so let's get off here!"

The taxi stopped in this wide square, and the yellow-haired young man said with a professional smile.

"Thank you!" Qin He replied politely.

"What do you use to thank you, use your mouth, take out money, and you won't let me take out my wallet for doing something for you, right?"

"In my current situation, where is the money?

"How many times?"

"Five!"

"No money!"

"Ten times?"

"Pay for it yourself!"

"Twenty times, it's always okay, right?"

"Hee-hee, deal!"

Huang Rong showed a wicked smile on her face, took out her mobile phone, looked at the front of the taxi, and swept it, and then, Qin He heard a "drop", and then, a pleasant sound came from the taxi horn.

"Taobao has received fifty yuan!"

"Thank you two, find me when you need a ride, be on call!"

After hearing that he had received money from Taobao, the yellow-haired young man smiled and said enthusiastically to Qin He, who got out of the car.

"Got it," Qin He responded.

"See you two back!"

The yellow-haired young man dropped the co-pilot's glass, said hello to Qin He again, and then drove away.

"Why don't the prefectures use WeChat or Alipay?"

Hearing the sound coming from the taxi, Qin He couldn't help but wonder.

"The underworld is not as particular as you are, what WeChat, Alipay, etc., merge all the functions into one software, how good is this, a Taobao has all the functions of the software, save people, save trouble, save effort, and save money, why not?"

"Is that okay?"

"Why can't you?" Huang Rong had a rare and strange expression, explained indifferently, and then said impatiently, "Why are you talking so much nonsense?

"Ugh!"

Qin He is not verbose, and at the same time blames himself in his heart, he has nothing to do, he knows that this Huang Rong is a strange person, and he still has so many words, isn't this that he is not happy for himself?

Turning around, Qin He followed Huang Rong towards the building.

As he walked, he looked at the square.

The wide square, surrounded by a circle of paper wreaths, is colorful and well-arranged, and looks particularly beautiful.

In a corner of the square, a group of elderly aunts are dancing happily in the square to the sound of music, and the neat dancing has attracted many ghosts to watch.

The stone pillars in the center of the square are full of people, including the elderly, young people, and children.

A group of children were playing around the adults, some of them were skateboarding, some were learning to skate, and some were chasing and playing, all of which made Qin He marvel.

What is the difference between this netherworld and the yang world?

As he approached the building, Qin He saw police cars parked at the entrance of the building.

A pair of uniformed underworld staff escorted ghosts into the building.

"What are they doing here?" Qin He asked puzzled.

"Oh! this is the first procedure to enter the underworld, apply for a ghost certificate!" Huang Rong replied as she walked quickly.

"Ghost evidence?"

"After each new ghost comes to the underworld, he has to register some of his personal information, and then give them a card that can prove their identity, which is similar to your ID card in the yang world, the difference is that the underworld is more detailed, through the card, you can know the person's name, age, what occupation he does, what he did before his death, how much property he has, what relatives in the underworld, what relatives in the yang world, etc., can be found out through the card!"

"Then do I have to apply for one too?"

"Hehe, if you want to stay in the underworld permanently, you can consider getting one!"

"What do you mean?"

"Once you apply for this ghost certificate, you are a resident of the underworld, and if you want to return to the yang world, it is impossible, unless you apply for reincarnation, how about it?

"This is a piece of! I don't want to die yet! But if I don't, what's the trouble?"

"Generally, there is nothing to do, but once it is discovered by the tolerance personnel, then it will go directly into the livestock road, and you will never be able to be a man!"

"What should I do?"

"I've never seen such a stupid person as you, holding a golden rice bowl and thinking about how to ask for food?"

"What do you mean?"

"Oops, I've never seen such a stupid one, let me ask you, what is Taobao's biggest dirt in your yang world?"

"There are too many fakes!"

"Isn't this the end of it, can't you just fake it?"

"Are you sure this is okay?" Qin He asked a little uncertainly.

"Nonsense, there is no perfect system in the world, and the underworld is no exception, besides, there are so many counterfeiting masters in the world, after arriving in the underworld, one by one, they don't follow the old business, why do they live in the underworld?"

"You know all of this, now that you know it, don't you care about the underworld?" Qin He was really surprised.

As a customer service staff, knowing that there is fraud, it is just a matter of not stopping it, but encouraging himself to buy fakes, which is too incomprehensible for Qin He.

"The road is one foot high and the demon is one foot high, this is nothing, and the underworld is not averse to fraud. ”

"Why?"

"It's called coercion, you know? Counterfeiting methods are becoming more and more sophisticated, forcing law enforcement agencies to work hard, and this is also an incentive. ”

"It's so strange that the underworld has such a rule. ”

"Wonderful? There are fewer strange things in your yang world?, I advise you to hurry up and get a certificate to come over. Soon, an enforcer will come over, and you'll be in trouble!"

Hearing this, Qin He didn't talk anymore, and concentrated on his own mind.

After entering the underworld Taobao, Qin He entered the ghost certificate in the search column, and soon a long window appeared on the webpage, all of which were for ~ certificates.

Qin He picked the top and placed an order with the largest number of ~ certificates.

As soon as Qin He finished ordering and immediately purchasing, the other party's customer service sent an OK gesture.

Just when Qin He was depressed about why the other party didn't want his photo or ID card, a voice came from his ear.

"Hello Mr. Qin He, there is your express delivery, please sign for it!"

Qin He turned his body and saw a young man in a yellow vest talking to him with a smile, and the four big white characters on the front of the yellow vest were particularly conspicuous, "Second Express Express".

"It's too fucking fast, isn't it?" Qin He muttered inwardly, reaching out to take the express mail handed over by the other party.

"I'll see you next time, sir!"

After the yellow vest guy said hello to Qin He, he turned into a puff of green smoke and fled underground.

"It would be great if the express delivery in the yang world had such a fast speed!" Qin He sighed while opening the express.

"It's... Where did you get this picture? How is it exactly the same as the one on my ID card?"

Qin He held up his ghost evidence and asked Huang Rong.

As long as you have applied for a mobile phone card, registered Taobao or something, used photos or ID cards and other documents, the prefecture Taobao will automatically collect and sort, and leave these documents in the background as backup information!"

"Then how can these forgers have my documents?"

"Stupid! Haven't heard of selling information? Your personal information has been resold by bad websites! Alas! I really don't know how you got mixed up in the yang world!"

Huang Rong shook her head as she spoke, making a sigh.

"Is this still a fucking underworld? It's too up-to-date, isn't it?

"Don't bother, hurry up and get into the hall!

Huang Rong grabbed Qin He's hand and quickly ran over the ghost gate hall.

When I walked into the hall, I saw that the entire hall was thousands of meters long, and it was crowded with people.

On one side of the hall are rows of long office windows, each with a prominent sign.

Ghost Certificate, Photography, Tourism Office ~ Certificate, Reincarnation Office ~ Certificate, Dream Consulting, Company Registration...... , the Qin River was dazzled by it.

"Where are we going now?" Looking at the lively scene in front of him, Qin He was a little overwhelmed and asked Huang Rong in a daze.

"To the seventeenth layer of hell!"

"How to get there?"

"Of course it's an elevator! fool!" Huang Rong sneered at Qin He as she walked briskly through the crowd.

Qin He followed closely.

After a while, the two came to the entrance of the elevator.

There are two elevators, one is responsible for ascending, one is responsible for descending, and the door of the elevator is already full of ghosts, a piece of black pressure, some go up, and some go down.

Qin He looked at the elevator entrance, he was full of curiosity about everything in the underworld, especially for a modern underworld that was full of this modern underworld.

I saw that the elevator is about three meters high, but more than 100 meters wide, and the whole elevator does not know what material it is made of.

Through this mirror-like wall, Qin He really saw his appearance in the underworld, or his appearance in the yang world, and even his clothes did not change in the slightest.

"108, 107, 106, 105...", a series of numbers above the elevator door changed rapidly.

Qin He knew that this was the elevator descending, but the speed of the descent was too fast, and it only took about a second for each floor.

After marveling at the speed of the elevator here, Qin He turned his head to look at the elevator opposite.

Since that elevator is up, the opposite one should be down.

Qin He guessed correctly, the elevator in front of him was indeed the elevator leading to the eighteenth floor of hell.

That's too slow, right?

It took a full minute for the elevator to rise from the eighteenth to the seventeenth floor.

With apprehension, Qin He waited quietly at the elevator entrance.

After nine trips on the ascending elevator, the downward elevator finally reached the first floor.

When the elevator door opened, Qin He's face showed a surprised expression again.

I saw a group of people coming out of the elevator, there were thousands of people, and what surprised Qin He was not the number of people, but the dress of these people.

The group of people who came out were dressed in all kinds of clothes, including tunics, cheongsams, and long braids and coats.

There are also Mongolians with shaved heads and Mongolian clothes,

Which one over there is wearing Hanfu and walking steadily, Si Sven.

The most exaggerated thing was that one of them walked out dressed in a animal skin, and his eyes were like torches, and his head was high.

"This...?" Qin He turned his head to look at Huang Rong behind him, wanting to know what the situation was from his mouth?