Chapter 31 Sweeping the streets in the middle of the night and causing a catastrophe
All this is being seen clearly by the pestle that is following up.
"Why are you bullying the old man?" asked the pestle, limping and angrily.
When he met the drunk, he couldn't help but "smack!", and suddenly became angry.
"Wow! It turned out to be you a king calf with urine and squirting feces!"
The pestle recognized it clearly, and the drunk man in front of him was the guy who cheated and drank and almost killed himself on the street!
When the drunk man saw that the pestle knew him, he looked at the pestle with drunken eyes for a moment, and then grinned and showed his big yellow teeth: "Smack, little brother, it's you ......"
Before he finished the word "you", he felt a "bang!" on the top of his head, and he collapsed to the ground with a black "chirp" in front of him.
Looking at the pestle again, I don't know when there was an oily half-brick in my hand. From picking bricks to getting drunk lying down, it's just a blink of an eye.
"Hey, hey, that's amazing!"
Grandma Liang saw a brick of the pestle slapping on the drunk's head, and she was so frightened that she threw the broom and fainted.
After a long time, I complained with a crying voice: "Something is wrong! Cause a big disaster! Child, wow, why are you so angry, why do you say that you can do it......"
He ...... He deserves it! He cheated me into eating and drinking, but he owed money and ran away, and he bullied the old man!"
There was fire in his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and glared at the drunk man on the ground.
"Ah......h
Grandma Liang was anxious and afraid, feeling that the sky was about to fall, so she stomped her feet in a panic and screamed.
When the pestle saw the drunk lying on the ground motionless, he was also afraid, and after thinking for a moment, he ran away as soon as he spread his legs in his heart.
But as soon as he ran two steps, he looked back at Grandma Liang and stopped lame and returned, and hurriedly put the garbage truck on her shoulder and urged:
"Grandma, you go first! I can't bother you!"
Grandma Liang's legs were already frightened, and she wiped a handful of old tears and pushed away the pestle: "Child...... What nonsense are you talking about! Grandma is so old, I won't lose anything by squatting in prison and shooting me! You go first, go quickly!"
At this point, she decided to stay and save the pestle.
"No, the disaster is mine! You go!" the pestle knew that he had caused a big disaster, and urged loudly in a hoarse voice.
"You muddy bear child, be quiet! If you don't leave and be discovered, neither of us will be able to escape......
In the panic, Grandma Liang was so anxious that her gray hair spread out, and her pale face was full of tears.
She was anxiously urging the pestle away, when she suddenly felt that the sky was spinning in front of her, her chest was so suffocated as if it was blocked by a stone, and then her throat was sweet, "Wow!" spit out a mouthful of blood, shook a few times and sat on the ground.
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?"
The pestle was really frightened when she saw her grandmother vomiting blood, so she couldn't run away and hurried to help her.
Grandma Liang's old face was sallow, and the corners of her mouth were bloody, leaning on the garbage truck and shaking her head weakly, unable to move when she opened her mouth. After gasping for a moment, the tears rolled in his eyes and smiled sadly, and he sighed weakly to the pestle:
"Child, I'm afraid our fate is coming to an end...... I'm not able to walk......"
Looking at her grandmother's old and haggard appearance, she couldn't hold back her tears anymore. At this moment, his heart was broken, and he secretly scolded himself for being a bastard and harming his grandmother! Obviously, grandma wanted to take the blame for himself, how could he bear to leave his grandmother alone?
He wiped a handful of tears and picked up the old man vigorously, and shouted: "No, let's run together......!
"Hmph, run...... Where to run!"
Just when an old man and a young man were panicking and scrambled, the drunk man on the ground suddenly stood up with his arms propped up, knelt on the ground and roared at the two of them.
"Ah, I'm not dead!"
The pestle exclaimed, and Zhang Huang picked up Grandma Liang and dragged it to the garbage truck and ran.
"Little ...... Little bastard!I'll tell you to run!" the drunk scolded as he grabbed the bottle and threw it out.
"Bang Chang!" the wine bottle was smashing on the lame leg of the pestle.
"Alas!" the pestle screamed, and he didn't care about the pain, and dragged the broken car with his grandmother and jumped into the black alley......
When she got home and went into the shack, Grandma Liang collapsed on the bed all of a sudden, lying upright and out of breath and rolling her eyes.
The pestle was also "snorting, swooping", panting, pounding in his heart, frightened, lifting the curtain and looking out.
After a long time, there was no movement outside, and the pestle was relieved. Turning around to look at Grandma Liang, who had not yet eased up, she tore the broken quilt and covered her, and comforted her while rubbing her chest:
"I didn't ...... It's all right! He didn't chase ......."
"Hmm...... It's okay...... it's okay" Grandma Liang slowed down for a long time before she breathed a sigh of relief, closed her eyes and fell asleep.
The pestle was also scattered, and sat on the ground next to the bed legs, still "plopping" and jumping in his heart.
"Grandma's, it's really back!"
He couldn't help but curse in his heart, feeling that he was too unlucky, he was simply going out to step on dog shit, fart and smash his heels, and stuff his teeth when he drank cold water......
He was frightened, angry, tired and sleepy, scolding and scolding and dreaming again......
The old cripple stood under the old locust tree at the entrance of the village with a dogskin whip in his hand, staring at himself menacingly.
The pestle was naturally not convinced, and he also crossed his waist to fight against him.
Zhang Sanmad took a small notebook to record on the side.
"Little bald donkey, you say, why don't you let me and my daughter-in-law An Ansheng live?"
The old cripple gritted his teeth and asked.
"I'm sorry, old miscellaneous hair, you forcibly annihilate the sheep, see that I don't go to the Jade Emperor to sue you!"
The old man was anxious and scolded: "Wow, you sue me? Do you think I don't know what you did? You stole the milk cover of the girl in the building materials factory, and sniffed it!"
"You ......" The pestle was also anxious, and rushed up with red eyes to fight with the old man, "Wow, the master and you fight three lilies......"
"you!"
The old man smiled coldly, and with a wave of the dogskin whip in his hand, it turned into a bundle of fairy ropes, and "Hulala" tied the pestle strongly.
The pestle was not flustered, and he smiled coldly and shouted into the air: "Hey!
In an instant, the sky was suddenly overcast with thunder and rolling. With the deafening sound of "boom rumbling ......", a rolling thunder wind fell from the sky, "Click!" was smashing on the old man's head.
"Ah...... Mommy ......"
The old cripple screamed and disappeared into pus and blood. There was only a pit left on the ground, and a few wisps of green smoke in it dispersed with the wind, and an iron bullet appeared at the bottom, which was a black iron bead.
The body of the pestle shook, and the bundle of immortal ropes fell to the ground. He stepped forward and picked up the black iron beads, rubbed them lightly with his fingers, and sighed in the ointment:
"You said you, you don't look round and not square, your muscles and brains are hard, it's called beads, it's a little blowing, it's called an egg/child, it's a little wave, it's called a pimple, you hear a headache, it's called a hammer...... Doesn't that sound like a curse on me!......"
At this time, Zhang Sanmad came over and pointed to the pit on the ground and complained: "Ma Zhuzi, why didn't you even leave him a bone?
"You can't blame me, hehe, it's it!" the leper smiled and pointed to the iron lump in his hand.
"Oh! that's not the ...... Who's that......"
Zhang Sanmad was shocked when he saw Tie Zhuzi, opened his mouth wide, scratched his ears, scratched his head, and was stunned.
"What are you fuss about, what kind of baby do you think it's it?"
The pestle stabbed Zhang San madly with his arm and asked.
"Well, this ......" Zhang Sanmad came back to his senses, closed his eyes and pretended to pinch his fingers to read the words, and then opened his eyes all of a sudden, and said seriously:
"The mountain man pinched his fingers, although this thing looks ugly, it has a great background, and its real body should be a piece of iron!"
"Damn!" the pestle almost squirted down, scolding: "You are a crazy person, do you really understand or not? You are still half an immortal, I think your real body should be a piece of stinky meat!"
"Uh......" Zhang San shrugged his shoulders helplessly, pouted and muttered: "Believe it or not, don't believe it, pull down ......"
The pestle no longer ignored Zhang San's madness, and stared at the iron beads: "You, how nice it would be if it was really a big pearl, as big as a goose egg!
He was daydreaming, when he saw a white bead the size of a goose egg appear in front of him, and in the middle of the bead there was a round black spot with red light, and there were two such big beads!
"Huo ......" the pestle admired and leaned up to look, and suddenly "Mom!" screamed and almost fell, it turned out that what was in front of him was not a big pearl, but two bloody eyes!
The eyeballs were sweet, oozing with blood and bulging. Gan Tiantian moved to the pestle step by step, and asked in her mouth:
"What a horse, you negative person, have you forgotten me, have you forgotten me?"
"Hmm...... No, no, I haven't forgotten ......."
The pestle retreated, and suddenly knelt down and kowtowed: "Grandma, I beg for mercy! I beg for mercy! Actually, ...... She's you, too!"
"Who is she?, who is she......" Gan Tiantian glared at him fiercely, her eyes getting bigger and bigger, and her eyeballs were about to fall out!
"Mom, don't scare me! I will avenge you......!
The pestle was so frightened that he covered his eyes, knelt on the ground and began to cry. Suddenly, the sweetness between her fingers suddenly turned into Wang Shuini, her face was covered with blood, her body was white and swollen, and she was soaked!
Wang Shuini's face was expressionless, and she slowly raised her hand to stroke the hair of the pestle.
"Big big ...... Sister, don't recognize the wrong person......! There is a debtor and a debtor, you can rest assured...... I'll avenge you!"
The body of the pestle was like a sifting chaff, lying on the ground motionless, not daring to move.
At this moment, Wang Shuini suddenly turned into a puppy, "Wangwang!" and ran away.
Hey, isn't this the village chief's Lele? The pestle was stunned, only to see Lele running a short distance and wagging his tail and turning his head, sticking out his tongue and smiling slyly at the pestle.
"Damn, this dog is a sperm......"
The pestle woke up with an exclamation, and it turned out to be another dream!
"Alas......" he sighed, moving his sore shoulders to look at the bed, Grandma Liang was still sleeping.
"This weird dream ......"
The pestle stood up and shook his head and smiled bitterly, saying that the sky should be bright, right? Unexpectedly, when the curtain was lifted, he suddenly gasped and secretly complained bitterly......
I saw that it was just dawning outside. Outside the low wall of the small courtyard, a fat black man with a bandage on his head was looking into the courtyard, it was the bastard who was slapped down with a brick last night!
Behind him were a few young men with crooked heads and faces, all dressed in fancy clothes, permed their hair and pierced their ears, some shook their heads and shook their arms and held sticks and were fierce, and some bared their teeth and angry eyes and played with springs/knives with murderous spirits! At first glance, they were some bad young people.
"It's over!" The pestle couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, and quickly retracted his neck......