Chapter 54 The Great General of Dusting

Mu An'an's first day's work ended quickly, and the first day went smoothly, Mu An'an did not encounter any tourists who violated the rules and regulations, but occasionally people who came to walk the dog forgot to dispose of the excrement for the puppy, and they all remedied it one by one after Mu An'an's reminder, which also reminded Mu An'an of the scene when he first met Yin Xiyao.

At that time, it was Yin Xiyao's golden retriever who defecated everywhere, which gave them a chance to get acquainted further.

"So my affair started with a bubble of shit?" said Mu'an on the way back to the park management locker room.

Mu Lili on the side stared at this side with big curious eyes.

"Big brother, what is an affair?"

Mu An'an covered his face, he ignored the fact that Mu Lili could hear his heart.

In order to avoid the embarrassment of explaining the word "sexual encounter" to Mu Lili, Mu Anan changed the topic and said: "Lili, apart from me, can you hear what others are thinking?"

Mu Lili was stunned for a moment, she didn't seem to have tried to do this, and when a passer-by passed by, her attention was slightly attracted, but she quickly took it back.

"I can't hear you. After practice, Mu Lili came to a conclusion.

Mu An'an did not frown, but smiled slightly.

"Is it really my goldfinger?"

Mu Lili was puzzled again: "Big brother, what is a golden finger?"

In order to save Mu Lili the trouble of explaining the golden finger, Mu Anan casually changed the topic and said, "Lili, what do you say we have tonight?"

"Lili doesn't know. ”

"You just tell you what you like to eat. ”

"What is a like?"

Mu An'an guessed that Mu Lili would ask this question, he thought for a while, organized the language, and replied: "Like is a very abstract thing, it is a kind of human feeling, which probably means the pleasure you feel when you come into contact with certain things. Mu An'an explained according to his own understanding, "You should know what pleasure is, right?"

Mu Lili nodded this time, it seemed that she didn't know anything after all.

"If you know what is called pleasure, it is very easy to explain that I like it, let me give you a few examples, for example, Uncle Sun likes to fish, because of the pleasure of the moment the fish is hooked, Aunt Liu likes to cook, because of the pleasure when he is appreciated by others, and Uncle Zhu likes to play chess, because of the joy when he wins the chess general. Mu An'an instructed step by step, "Then what do you say a person likes to eat, and why?"

"Is it because he can feel pleasure when he eats this thing?" I have to say that Mu Lili's little brain melon seeds are still very bright.

"You're right!" Mu An'an nodded his affirmation of Mu Lili, "So what do you like to eat?"

Mu Lili thought for a while: "Big brother, Lili likes to eat that sweet thing last time." ”

"You mean lollipops?"

Mu Lili nodded her little head, perhaps because it was too aftertaste, she couldn't help but squint her eyes and stretch out her pink little tongue to lick her lips.

Before going to the bus stop yesterday morning, before Mu An'an was kidnapped, he had bought a lollipop for Mu Lili when he passed by the candy store. Why did you buy only one? Because Mu An'an had no money at that time, this was a very real problem, but now it is different, Mu An'an has more than 200,000 yuan at home, and he still has several thousand on his body.

Looking at Mu Lili's cute appearance of a little gluttonous cat, Mu Anan waved his hand very generously and said, "Let's go, brother will buy you a hundred lollipops, no, buy a thousand!"

Mu An'an really fulfilled his promise, after leaving the park, he took Mu Lili to the candy store yesterday, when he came out of the candy store, he carried three large bags of lollipops, a total of more than 300, he actually wanted to buy a thousand, but 300 is already the entire reserve of this special candy store.

Mu Lili followed closely behind Mu An'an, holding a lollipop of different flavors in both hands, sometimes stretching out her little tongue to lick this one, sometimes licking that one, her eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, like two small crescents.

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Take Mu Lili all the way back home, since the family officially has a new member to join, no matter what, you have to arrange a room for her, although the first floor is now rented out, but fortunately, there are two secondary bedrooms on the second floor in addition to a master bedroom. One of the second bedrooms was where Mu An'an used to live, and he moved to the master bedroom after the old man's death, but he still kept the bed in the second bedroom, thinking that it would be better to entertain any guests in the future.

But in fact, Mu An'an, who has neither distant friends nor close relatives, has never welcomed any guests.

In fact, before Mu Lili moved into the second bedroom, Mu Anan also considered a problem, as Mu Lili, who is the "steel hammer spirit", it seems that she does not need to arrange a special room to live in, she just sleeps in the steel hammer.

But after thinking about this question repeatedly, Mu Anan looked at the little girl in front of him, who was no different from ordinary people, with substance and thoughts, and he really couldn't treat her as a "spirit".

"From now on, this room will be yours. Mu An'an walked into the second bedroom with Mu Lili, and after turning on the light, he announced.

The two stood at the door and looked inside, because the bedroom had not been cleaned for a long time, all the furniture was covered with a thin layer of dust, fortunately, the bed was covered with a gray cloth, and it looked relatively tidy after being opened, as long as the floor was mopped, and then the table and bench were wiped down, the room could be renewed.

"I'll clean it up for you first. ”

Mu An'an took out the broom and was about to clean it, when he suddenly remembered the steel hammer.

"Why don't I try it with this steel hammer and see if I can clean the room," Mu An'an thought as he put down his broom and took out the steel hammer.

"On the front, the room gets cleaner, on the back, it's dirtier, that's right. Mu An'an asked Mu Lili.

Although she had expected the result, Mu Lili still didn't stop Mu An'an, she just smiled and nodded slightly.

"Look at Lao Tzu's throw!" Mu An'an threw the steel hammer into the air with all his might, and the silver-white coin landed in Mu An'an's palm after a few spins in the air.

When the results were revealed, the originally closed window was suddenly blown open by a gust of wind, and a large amount of dust was blown into the room from the window, and after a while the room became dirty and messy, and the thick dust covered all the furniture, and now it looked like it had not been cleaned for decades.

"Assi!" Mu An'an said bitterly, covering his forehead, he should have expected that with his luck, the chance of getting a good result was almost zero.

"Big brother, it's okay, Lili will help you sweep it. Mu Lili picked up the broom very obediently.

Mu Lili was wearing a complicated antique dress, and at a glance, she knew that it was definitely not very convenient for her to clean, and Mu An'an, who thought she was full of manly strength, rejected her proposal.

"No need. Mu Anan said.

But even so, Mu Lili still didn't mean to put down the broom, and it could be seen that she really wanted to help Mu An'an.

"Just leave this kind of thing to the big brother, you go to the living room and watch TV for a while. Mu An'an tried to convince the little girl.

"TV, what is TV? Big brother. Mu Lili was really attracted by this new word for her.

"It's the big black box I told you about before, and there are a lot of beautiful images in it, and you'll definitely want to check it out. Mu Anan continued to "induce".

The little girl obviously couldn't resist her curiosity, her eyes couldn't help but drift to the living room, Mu Anan took the opportunity to take back the broom in her hand, when Mu Lili looked over, Mu Anan walked behind her and pushed her back: "Go, go, you just need to press the button in the lower left corner of the black box to open it." ”

Mu Lili still didn't overcome her curiosity after all, and went to the living room, of course, Mu An'an kept urging it was also one of the reasons.

As soon as the little girl left, Mu An'an began to take a stance, in order to prevent the dust from entering, he took off his shirt and tied it to his face, and with a broom in one hand and a dustpan in the other, he attacked the second bedroom like a great general on the battlefield, and the thick dust attached to the furniture was obviously his enemy.

Although the enemy is outnumbered, but after all, there are divine soldiers to help, with the blessing of brooms and dustpans, the dust removal general Mu An'an launched a fierce offensive against the enemy, the enemy army has no ability to resist in front of the divine soldiers, and soon collapsed.

After the victory, it is difficult for Mu An'an, the general of dust removal, to hide his joy, and fate will always turn when people are proud and complacent, especially for people like Mu An'an, who are extremely unlucky.

Want to suppress the first Yang, after the rout, the dust of the guerrilla scattered in the house, so that forgot to open the window of the dust general suffered, chaos "dust" gradually became charming, soon the dust of the general's eyes were blinded, he could not see the road in front of him clearly, so put down the dustpan to wipe his eyes, but his hands because of the "killing" just now fascinated, has long been stained with the enemy's "blood", how can he wipe clean.

At this time, the general of dust removal happened to remember that there was a small rag on the table, although the front of the rag was polluted by dust, but it was still bright towards the back of the table, so the general squinted his eyes and raised his foot in the direction of the feeling in a blur, but he missed an important thing, the dustpan that he had just put down, and at this moment it was intercepted on his way to hope.

There is no doubt that the dust removal general was unfortunately injured by the divine soldier, he lost his balance and fell headlong on the bed, you may think that he did not fall on the hard floor but on the soft bed is not the most unlucky, but you must know that the floor just now is the "battlefield"

The enemy troops on the floor have undoubtedly been "slaughtered", and the bed is the only territory that the dust removal general has not set foot in.

Dust, overwhelming dust scattered throughout the room due to the fall of the Dust General, they enveloped the entire room, turning the world into a cloud, and the visual range of the room was less than five meters.

"it!" the dusting general let out a painful wail!

Mu An'an, who was covered in ashes, had to pause cleaning, and looked at the "mist" atmosphere in the house, he shook his head helplessly.

The matter of cleaning the second bedroom can basically be abandoned, and only when the dust disperses by itself can there be any sense of continuing to clean up, Mu Anan opened the windows one by one and walked out of the second bedroom.

He came to the living room with a dusty face, and was about to go to the bathroom to dispose of the dust on his body, but found something strange in the living room.

The lights in the living room were not turned on, but the room was not dark, and the lights flickered from time to time. Mu Lili was sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, she kept staring at the TV screen, as if the snowflake screen was attractive enough for her.

Mu An'an patted his head, he obviously forgot to tell Mu Lili where the light switch in the living room was, and he also forgot to tell her that his antique TV set was in disrepair.

It's not too late to say now, Mu Anan was about to turn on the light in the living room, and then tell Mu Lili to take a few pictures of the back shell of the TV, but at this moment there was a sharp knock on the door.

"Brother An, Brother An. There was a knock on the door, and a young man's voice came from outside the house.