Chapter 626: Reasoning with the Wolf
Hao Hao never dreamed that his howl didn't call Zhang Shanfeng back, but called a group of wolves!
This season, the animals in the mountains are very thin, and with so many wolves, no amount of meat is too much for them.
It is not easy to meet such a delicious prey as Haohao, and the wolves don't care whether he is male or female, and happily prepare to feast on this prey that they have sent to the door.
As the wolves slowly approached, Hao Hao thought of almost all the methods he could use to deal with wolves.
Playing dead, throwing stones, singing, farting...... All the methods were used, and the slowly approaching wolves could not be stopped.
There was no way, he took out the only weapon he had on his body, a lighter, and put it on his chest.
"Don't come, don't come here, if you come here again, I'll die with you!" Haohao said with a lighter.
A larger gray wolf stood at the front, only to see that it was shocked by Haohao's strange voice, which was neither male nor female.
Then he made a "poof", as if sighing, shook his head, and continued to approach Haohao with a sigh.
Haohao didn't know where a force came from, so he made a lot of effort.
All of a sudden, stand up!
He pressed his back against the trunk of the tree, and stood straight against the support of the trunk.
"I can tell you, my eldest brother's name is Zhang Shanfeng, and he is nicknamed Wolf Eater! He is so old, if you dare to eat me, my eldest brother will dare to eat you!" Hao Hao made a big effort to say such a painless sentence to scare these beasts.
If the wolf could understand human speech, he would have laughed off all the big wolf teeth.
Appetite overcame curiosity about strange people, and the big bad wolves continued to move forward.
"If you don't want to cut off your children like me, you'd better not eat me!"
"I'm full of hormones, I take medicine every day in order to be like a woman, if you eat me, I guarantee that you won't be able to have children in the future!"
Hao Hao shouted weakly, not only did he not stop the approaching wolves, but even his lighter was blown out by a new round of swept mountain winds.
I wanted to light it up again, but I couldn't fight anymore, and I threw it indiscriminately, but I threw it out all of a sudden. Now it's okay, Haohao has no comfort in his heart, and he doesn't even have a wolf-proof object on his body.
In desperation, Hao Hao suddenly thought of the good idea of going up the tree, he suddenly opened his teeth and claws and shouted, scared more than a dozen big bad wolves stunned for a moment, with this moment of kung fu, Hao Hao used both hands and feet, desperately climbed up the tree.
Maybe it was because Haohao's appearance of climbing the tree was too strange, and the wolves were not as nervous as before, but after a moment of hesitation, they rushed up in unison.
The bigger gray wolf rushed to Haohao's ass in one bite!
"Ahh!!h
Haohao, who was bitten on the buttocks, flashed his belly again because of the pain, and suddenly felt a stream of air in his stomach rushing around, and then he couldn't care about it anymore, and a stinky fart was released.
This fart came at the right time, and it happened to rush into the nose and mouth of the big bad wolf.
Where did the big bad wolf think that this seemingly delicious human could still have such a nirvana!
Because the wolf's nose is too sensitive, it is not lightly smoked by this stinky fart, like a drug, and he shakes his head vigorously with his head down, and he is dizzy when he looks at it.
"Hmph, let you dare to bite Lao Tzu's ass, let you taste Lao Tzu's power!" Hao Hao shouted loudly without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
He tried hard to climb higher, but because of his lack of experience, the trunk was steep, and he still couldn't climb up.
When he turned around and saw the wolf who was stunned by the fart, he looked at himself with fear, and Haohao was even more proud.
"Come on, who else dares to come, I'm not afraid to go together!" Haohao roared at the swollen face and fat man.
Unexpectedly, the wolves who were completely disobedient before were very obedient this time, and as soon as his words fell, another wolf jumped high all of a sudden.
It bit Haohao's foot and dragged him off the tree in one fell swoop.
"Ahh
In an instant, he was caught in the middle of the wolves.
Just as he was about to start, he suddenly heard a whistling sound from the big locust tree overhead.
As the whistle sounded, the wolves suddenly stopped attacking Haohao like marionettes, and more than a dozen big bad wolves took a few steps back in unison and looked at the treetops.
Hao Hao also knew that it was powerful this time, and he didn't dare to say big things, so he got up from the ground and quickly retreated to the edge of the big tree.
While watching out for the sudden attack of the big bad wolf, he also looked towards the big tree.
I saw that the treetops were relatively high, and I don't know when there was a person standing on it.
Looking up from the bottom, I could only see my clothes and feet, but I saw that the man was motionless and could not see everything.
"This is not scientific, it is clearly a group of big wild wolves, how can it be domesticated!"
"Could it be that I met a pack of dogs?"
Hao Hao didn't dare to look at the person above his head, but looked at the wolves not far from him vigilantly, wanting to find out.
I saw that those wolves were also looking at themselves, and the older gray wolves looked very much like a leader, although they had been choked by farts, but in the end they were calmer, sitting there majestic, very honest.
The other wolves were not so calm, especially the few wolves that looked very thin, pacing back and forth very irritablely, as if waiting for the right time, and wanted to hug them.
"Hey, I said the one on the head, who are you, can you let these wolves go quickly, I'm scared when I look at it!" Hao Hao cried out pleadingly.
The man did not speak, nor whistled again, but let out a long howl at the sky.
This sound frightened Haohao again.
People call the ugly sound a ghost crying wolf.
This man's voice is like a ghost crying wolf, not like a human voice, but more like a ghost crawling out of a grave!
Thinking of this, Haohao looked at the black hole he almost fell into again, and the last line of defense in his heart collapsed like this.
Could it be that the one standing slightly above the locust tree above his head is not a person at all!
Otherwise, how could the wolf be afraid of him?
Could it be that he didn't let the wolf eat him, not to save Haohao, but to treat him as a prey and keep it for himself?
Thinking of this, Haohao's fragile little heart could no longer withstand this huge fright.
With a "quack", he fainted.
It's better to die and confess yourself when you faint than to watch yourself die.
In a daze, Hao Hao was dizzy and unsteady.
He felt more and more wolves gathering towards him......