At night, I should have had a stroke in my head, so I took Su Xiaoliu to see Zhao Yilun......

He always asked strange questions along the way, such as, "Are you all living together, are you there? To what extent?" or "I'm afraid you've been deceived, so many years of singleness shouldn't have ended so quickly!"

I was black-haired, and I was questioned by him for some unknown reason.

He came up to me again, and there was not even a figure on either side of the road, but he looked down as if he had some unsavory secret, and asked, "Really, there is no such thing, right?"

"Stay away from me!"

"You didn't get in his car, did you?"

"Get out!"

"No, this is really a serious question, is there any?"

“......”

The more he stalked like this, the more suspicious he became, and I grabbed Xiaoliu by the collar, "Hey, you...... You don't like me!"

He was stunned for three seconds and then mocked: "You're afraid you're not stupid, what should we Qingqing do?"

"Yes, what should you Shen Qing do?"

"Don't scold her!"

“......”

Watching Su Xiaoliu drift away on the road of becoming stupid, I couldn't help but sigh like an aunt, I had never seen a student in Z University who was more sophomore than him......

This kind of bickering is the way we get along from childhood to adulthood, no matter how excessive the joke is, we can always say that we break off the relationship in one second, and start to fight endlessly the next second.

Entering the building, the moment the elevator door opened, Zhao Yilun didn't know where to catch the little black cat again, he looked at Xiao Liu behind me, and the expression on his face was as sour as if he had drunk hundreds of liters of aged vinegar.

I told him about Xiaoliu, and I only mentioned one sentence, if I have a bad memory, then I can't blame me......

Just as I was about to introduce Xiao Liu, the boy who was underwhelmed put his arm around my shoulders and asked affectionately, "What do you eat at night?"

"Hey, Su Xiaoliu, don't be embarrassed, my current heel is six centimeters, I don't know if hitting you will leave sequelae." ”

"I'm here to see who you're looking for, why are you so rigid. "He was close to my ear, and the heat he was blowing made me faint.

Zhao Yilun rudely pushed open the door and shouted angrily, "Come in!"

Xiao Liu blinked quickly, and it took a long time to react, and he stammered: "This, is this your rent or his....... It's like he's the landlord.,Yo he,Also,It's quite domineering.。 ”

"Deserve it, who let you stimulate him. ”

I pushed the stunned little six into the door. Originally, I didn't tell Zhao Yilun about Xiaoliu here, but the temporary idea, coupled with someone's stalking along the way, I have no time to report to Zhao Yilun when my brain cells die.

He grabbed the collar of my jacket again, wondering, "You really don't have that?"

"Ahh

I stepped on him, and I gained three pounds this month, I hope he can bear it.....

I spent the next dozens of hours in remorse, regretting stepping on him.......

He actually touched his feet in public in the living room, which reminded me of the aunt downstairs who picked his feet, when would it be convenient to find a time for them to talk about their experiences about feet......

In this way, Su Xiaoliu hid in the living room and picked his feet alone on the grounds that he was seriously injured, oh no, touching his feet. Zhao Yilun learned to cook in the kitchen.

He clumsily sliced the shredded potatoes and asked suspiciously, "Did you hear any strange sounds?"

"What's the sound?" I poured the oil into the pot, and after a crackling sound, I faintly heard something strange.

"Listen carefully, there really is. ”

"I hear you, could it be the kitten you just got back?"

He waved his hand, "No way, how can it make such a big movement when it's so small." ”

We went out together to see.

Su Xiaoliu...... Picking at the feet unscrupulously......

It seems that it wasn't him just now, so who could it be?

As soon as he cleared him out of suspicion, he stood up in a daze, stomped on the floor, and from time to time he banged on the door and wailed, spitting fragrant words: "Ah, damn, it hurts me to death, I'm going to die......"

Zhao Yilun's face was speechless, and he said lightly: "There will be a good show to watch in a while." ”

My head was full of mud, "What's the show?"

"Do you remember the last time the aunt downstairs came to me?"

“......”

With that aunt's brain, seeing that the three of us are still two men and one woman, I don't know what I think in my head......

Looking at Su Xiaoliu who was stomping wildly, how did I feel like watching a big fool...... Anyway, Zhao Yilun also thought the same thing when he saw me stomping on the floor that day?

Zhao Yilun calmly commented on the stunned Su Xiaoliu, "Aren't you really sisters and brothers, even the stomping movements are so consistent?"

"Absolutely not!" Ah, it's embarrassing......

There was a strong smell of burnt paste wafting from the kitchen, ahhh

Most of the evening, the house was full of chickens and dogs, and after a period of scramble, the meal was finally served.

Zhao Yilun doubted his life in the only shredded potatoes that were burned by him, and Su Xiaoliu, who was disturbed by the scenery, was still arrogantly picking his feet.

I couldn't bear to yell at him: "Su Zhe, you go wash your hands for me, rub it ten times before you eat on the table!"

"No, if it weren't for you, would I be like this?"

"Yo he, you're quite arrogant!"

Then don't blame me for being rude, I raised my phone and recorded a short video of Xiaoliu picking his feet, what the hell is this serious demeanor, what the hell is this expression of more and more devotional, I don't believe that Su Xiaoliu was a class grass in high school........ After the shooting, I will draft a title, called 'Your Prince Charming is Picking His Feet on an Unforgettable Night', and send it to his girlfriend, I hope I don't thank me too much for letting her see Su Zhe's unknown side.

Zhao Yilun rubbed over and grabbed my ear, "What bad things are you planning?"

"In a moment, puff, puff, you'll know haha......."

I tried my best to hold back my laughter, and the interval video of Su Xiaoliu washing his hands had been successfully sent.

Probably, today was a more convulsive day, and we even drank the alcohol that Xiaoliu got out of nowhere, and the alcohol content was as high as 56%.

I don't know, but it's the same for all men in the world to be drunk? At least the two in front of me are now spitting nonsense. One drank two glasses, the other drank three, and at least I was still awake with five glasses......

I vaguely remember when I was a child and took the fifth-to-last exam, Zhou Mingming seemed to have taken the first place in the age, his dad asked my dad to have a drink, my dad was drunk and directly boasted that I was in the top five of the grade and held the certificate of my brother's Olympiad math award to show off, Zhou Mingming and his father were even more hateful, boasting that his son was the first in the country......

Su Xiaoliu began to be confused, and ran the train with his mouth full of Zhao Yilun: "You know that when I was a child, Su Ke and I used artillery to blow up the reservoir at the last moment, hiccup-who gave up her life to carry her life, it was me, me!" he patted his shoulder proudly.

Why didn't you talk about constipation, it was obviously him who was constipated at the time.......

Zhao Yilun put the wine glass heavily on the table and beckoned to Xiao Liu, "Hey, you know me and her....... Hahahaha, do you understand?"

"Brother, brother understands you, how do you feel?"

This whisper is too loud, is it, is it because I am deaf?

Su Xiaoliu leaned over again, full of alcohol, "How do you feel, I and we Qingqing, Qingqing haven't tried it yet......"

"It's just slippery, it's soft, it's addictive, it's like taking drugs. ”

Zhao Yilun....... You're really shameless, invincible in the world.

I moved my body in a daze, Su Xiaoliu was already lying on the ground and crying wolf, "Qingqing, my Qingqing!"

After a nervous night, I got up in the morning and received a message from Xiaoliu's girlfriend.

"Ah, our Zhezhe is so cute even picking his feet, aren't you jealous and jealous, and we don't have to lose it so much if you want to take it apart. ”

“........”

Sure enough, Shen Qing...

I pushed open the door with my dazed head, almost frightened by the scene in front of me, and suffered a heart attack.

Zhao Yilun slept on Su Xiaoliu's lap, and Su Xiaoliu, who was half-sitting, was groping his face and shouting shamelessly: "Qingqing, let's kiss ......."