Chapter 694: Zodiac
The experience of donating to the Matthew Davis Cancer Research Foundation in Cathy's name was fresh, but it was nothing more than a small episode in everyday life that was quickly relegated to the corner of memory by Zhang Zi'an.
Life has to go on, so from the moment he wakes up in the morning, he practices boxing, cleans up, and starts his daily business work as usual.
Lu Yiyun came to work with Jasmine on her back and a digital code.
After a while, Wang Qian and Li Kun, who had not seen him for a few days, wore new clothes and came to the store happily carrying souvenirs.
"Come, let's try it, we brought it from home - we made it at home, absolutely clean and hygienic. "They gave snacks and snacks with local characteristics to Zhang Zi'an and Lu Yiyun, nothing more than smoked fish, bacon, bacon, bacon and fish and meat that can't be called, but it tastes okay, and the farmer's home-made method has a unique flavor.
However, Zhang Zi'an is more concerned about another question - "How much money did you get for the New Year?"
They counted on their fingers.
"I'm 3400. ”
"Haha, I'm 3800, I'm almost ready for a new phone, but unfortunately I can't afford to buy an Apple. ”
"So many?" Zhang Zi'an leaned on his broom, looking envious.
"Alas, this year is a little more than in previous years, firstly, because our relatives know that we have three good students, so they give us more, and secondly, after this year, we will graduate from college and will no longer receive New Year's money, this is the last supper. Wang Qian said regretfully.
Zhang Zi'an thought about it and came up with a bad idea: "Then how about delaying graduation?"
Wang Qian and Li Kun: "...... Master, don't crow's mouth, it's a big New Year's ......"
Lu Yiyun was also envious, but she didn't interject, just silently ate the snacks in her hand.
"By the way, you go to the vegetable market first and buy two fresh crucian carp. Zhang Zi'an commanded.
"Oh, it's the cat in the store that gave birth to a kitten, right? We saw it said in the official account, but I can't help it......" They immediately understood, "Our fish there are either smoked or pickled, but there is no fresh one." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, go back quickly, I'm still waiting for the stew." ”
Zhang Zi'an sent them out, cleaned the store first, and asked Lu Yiyun to clean the branch next door.
With the end of the New Year holiday, the businesses around Zhonghua Road have reopened one after another, and the vendors selling fish in the vegetable market have also reopened, so that Wang Qian and Li Kun can go to buy fish every day, and there is no need for Xiaoxue to send fish anymore.
Fina rarely took a nap on the cat climbing frame today, but looked curiously at the pedestrians outside, and asked, "Is there something big going on in this country today?
"It's a big deal, because the Spring Festival holiday is over, which means that we have to go to work today, and after a while, the students will also start school. Zhang Zi'an replied while sweeping the floor.
"Hmph, how can such a decadent and lazy attitude be the demeanor of a servant of the kingdom of God? This palace wants to send them all to repair the pyramids!" said Fina commandingly.
"Okay, okay, you must build a big and sturdy one, it won't fall for a thousand years, and it won't collapse for 10,000 years. Zhang Zi'an answered without a match, and told himself that he would lose if he was more serious with it.
"That's exactly how it should be, the country has a lot of people anyway. Fina yawned contentedly, as if remembering something, and asked, "By the way, what do you mean by saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new chicken and the dog all day long on TV these days?"
"Chickens and dogs are restless, do you mean chickens and dogs! Don't use idioms......" He explained with a smile: "This refers to the zodiac, the chicken is a dog, the dog is a pig, and there is a cycle in 12 years." ”
"Oh, I see. Fina thought for a moment and asked seriously, "Where is the cat?"
"Well...... this" Zhang Zi'an was speechless for a while, there are no cats in this zodiac, everyone Chinese knows about it, but how to explain it to this cat who feels good about fried chicken?
He looked at Lao Cha for help, but Lao Cha pressed the brim of his hat and concentrated on watching TV.
Pemmas lay on the edge of the chaise longue, and though it was not asleep, it closed its eyes tightly as if it were playing dead, determined not to wade into the water.
Fina looked at her face, and her face immediately drooped.
Zhang Zi'an was in a hurry and tried to fool through: "The pig is a rat, the rat is a cow, and the cow is a cat...... Section. ”
The sound of the word "cat" is very loud, and the sound of the word "branch" is very weak.
Tigers are felines, so there's nothing wrong with that, right?
But his cleverness did not escape Fina's ears.
"Felines, what are felines?" Fina glared at him coldly, "This palace advises you to tell the truth, otherwise if this palace learns from the π that you are fooling this palace again, hum......"
It hummed meaningfully, and Zhang Zi'an shuddered when he heard it, feeling that it was a mistake to encourage π to write.
"Meow meow, Your Majesty, this stinky man is talking again!"
At this time, of course, the snow lion is indispensable, it licked its paws and stared at Zhang Zi'an's crotch with bad intentions, "He is fooling Your Majesty, there are no cats in the zodiac, and the so-called feline family is actually a tiger!"
"Tiger?" Fina's surprise even outweighed her anger, "There are no cats in the zodiac?"
"Meow meow meow! Slave family think about it, it should be - rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog...... And him!" The snow lion pointed at Zhang Zi'an.
"You're a pig!" he refused to be humiliated.
"Bah, bah, bah, that you are a pig has lifted you up, and that pigs are more popular than you, a stinky man who talks all day long!" the snow lion protested with teeth and claws.
"Can mice be selected, and non-existent animals like dragons can be mixed in to join in the fun, but not my dignified cat clan!" Fina said indignantly, "What's wrong with this world? The person who formulates the zodiac sign should be sent to build the pyramid!"
"Because when the zodiac was formulated, your cat clan had not yet been introduced to China, and by the time you were late, it had already been decided...... "Zhang Zi'an replied truthfully, "At that time, rats were overflowing, there were no natural enemies, and people were in awe of mice. ”
"It's never too late to make amends. It has been decided that from the next Year of the Rat, all those born in the Year of the Rat will be cats!" said Fina self-righteously, "or it would be okay to change all the zodiac signs to cats, Siamese, British cats, Ragdoll cats...... It's just a turn. Of course, the Egyptian cat is going to be number one!"
Zhang Zi'an: "......" Fortunately, ancient Egypt did not rule the world, otherwise I guess I would have to be in German......