Chapter 22: What Did the Pangolin Really Say?

The little girl was amazed, as if God had suddenly put on a blindfold, and her eyes were plunged into darkness.

She stretched out her hands and kept groping in the dark, and one of them stretched out directly from Boss Zhao's mouth, which looked like a movie poster of "Intruder".

Mu Anan was so frightened that he hurriedly looked at Boss Zhao's face in reality, and after finding that he was safe and sound, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Boss Zhao saw that Mu An'an didn't answer, but kept staring at his face, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?

"No ......" Mu Anan was about to say something, but saw that the little girl directly stuck her head out this time, a man's chest with a little girl's head, this scene is weird enough just thinking about it.

The little girl probably didn't know what had just happened, but she looked curiously left and right, only to realize that she was blocked by a man.

From Mu An'an's point of view, the little girl is actually not very scary, but very funny, which really makes people laugh, but in order not to let Boss Zhao misunderstand, Mu Anan still tried his best to hold back the laughter.

The little girl got up and stood aside, she put her hands on Xiao Man's waist, staring at Boss Zhao angrily, obviously blaming him for suddenly snatching her seat.

She looked so funny and cute that Mu Anan finally couldn't help but laugh twice.

"Haha. ”

And this scene was placed in Boss Zhao's eyes, which made him naturally think that there was really something dirty on his face, so he wiped his face and asked, "Is there anything else?"

"No ......" Mu Anan barely held back his laughter and was about to answer, but when he saw that the little girl was useless, he stretched out a pair of small fists and constantly "beaten" Boss Zhao's face.

Of course, she couldn't touch Boss Zhao at all, and a pair of pink fists ran through Boss Zhao's face.

Seeing the little girl's hard beating, but it could only be exchanged for Boss Zhao's abrupt face, this look was obviously more interesting than just now, Mu Anan finally couldn't bear it, and laughed.

Boss Zhao couldn't help frowning, he turned around and took a picture on the reflection of the glass, and said suspiciously: "Xiao Mu, I don't seem to have anything on my face!"

Mu Anan thought that Boss Zhao couldn't see the little girl at all, and he couldn't feel her at all. In fact, the main reason was that he thought that if he continued to laugh, it was very likely that Boss Zhao would be treated as "crazy", so he forced himself to calm down, tried his best to hold back a smile and said, "No...... Well, it's nothing. ”

Boss Zhao was still puzzled and asked, "Then why are you smiling so happily?"

Mu An'an said casually: "Because I thought of something happy." ”

Mu Anan didn't expect Boss Zhao to ask.

"What's the joy of what?"

Mu An'an stretched into his trouser pocket, touched the steel hammer and thought for a while, then stopped talking: "Then it's a long story......

Originally, Mu Anan wanted to end the topic with this, but he didn't expect Boss Zhao to say persistently: "You make a long story short." ”

It seems that he is trying to figure out why Mu An'an laughed for no reason today.

"Okay, ahem, I'll make a long story short. It was a long, long time ago, one day, the forest held an animal conference, and when it was the pangolin's turn to speak, he came up to the stage and said a word, and all the animals started laughing, he said...... Hahaha...... Pangolin ...... Hahaha...... He said...... Hahaha...... He said...... Hahaha......" Mu Anan said for a short time, laughed for a long time, and couldn't stop at all, "Hahaha...... I'm sorry...... It's so funny...... Ha ha...... I couldn't help it...... Hahaha......"

Mu An'an, who was telling jokes here, slapped the table with a smile, but Boss Zhao, who listened to the jokes over there, couldn't laugh at all.

Seeing Mu An'an's smile almost suffocating, Boss Zhao couldn't help but think, "Is this little young man's laughter already low to this level?"

However, seeing that Mu Anan laughed for a long time, and was still so "happy", Boss Zhao had new doubts: "Or is the joke he wants to tell really that funny?"

With this doubt, Boss Zhao couldn't help asking: "Xiao Mu, tell me, what did this pangolin say?"

Mu Anan just laughed and didn't answer at all, just now it was a perfunctory plan he came up with temporarily, and he didn't improve it too much, so where did he know "what the pangolin said". But he couldn't directly say that he didn't know, so he couldn't explain why he couldn't stop laughing just now, so he could only laugh and cover it up, hoping to hold on until Boss Zhao's patience was exhausted and he wouldn't ask again.

It's just that the sentence "the ideal is very full, but the reality is very cruel" is obviously a truth.

Mu Anan laughed for more than three minutes, and Boss Zhao was still frowning and staring at him, without the slightest intention of leaving.

The little girl on the side waved her small fist for more than three minutes, and she was so tired that she was panting for breath and stopped fighting. On the other hand, this Boss Zhao has been holding on to it, but he is really persistent.

"She'll be tired. Mu An'an looked at the little girl thinking like this, and unconsciously stopped smiling, he was actually tired of laughing for a long time, and the muscles on his face were already sore when he stopped.

Boss Zhao's eyes were quick to "speak", and he immediately seized this opportunity to ask: "What did the pangolin say?"

Mu Anan wanted to continue to hide it with laughter, but the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't laugh at all.

Fortunately, at this time, a guest happened to be patronizing, he pushed the door and came in, and shouted with a wave of his big hand: "Boss Zhao, come with four fritters, two scallion pancakes, a cup of soy milk, cakes and four eggs, and the money is counted!"

Boss Zhao immediately got up to greet him, and Mu Anan was finally able to rest, he took the opportunity to rub his face and looked at the door, the guest turned out to be Uncle Sun who got up early to change the guard.

As soon as Uncle Sun saw that Mu An'an was also there, he came over and sat down and greeted, "Yo, isn't this An'an? ”

Seeing that Boss Zhao was sent by Uncle Sun to prepare fritters, Mu An'an was grateful, he hugged Uncle Sun and cried bitterly: "Uncle don't say much, you will be my grandson from now on." ”

"Huh?" Uncle Sun naturally looked confused.

Mu Anan felt that he had made a mistake, and hurriedly explained: "No, I mean I am your own grandfather." ”

"Huh?" Uncle Sun was about to hit someone.

Mu An'an hurriedly opened his mouth again to explain: "No, I am your grandfather...... No, you're my grandson...... Heck, you just get the idea. ”

Uncle Sun snorted coldly.

"You kid......"

Seeing that the uncle wanted to speak and stopped, Mu Anan smiled and said: "I've been stupid since I was a child, and you know it, uncle, so don't be angry." ”

Uncle Sun shook his head and said, "I'm not angry about this. ”

"Then what are you angry about?" Mu An'an wondered.

Uncle Sun sighed and said, "Tsk, you kid forgot so quickly, you ...... yesterday"

Uncle Sun's prompt had little effect, and Mu Anan was still puzzled: "Yesterday, what happened yesterday?"

"Hey, you kid really dare to forget, don't you remember what happened to your Aunt Liu yesterday?"

"Oh, is this the case?" Mu An'an suddenly realized, and then he explained: "Uncle Sun, it can't blame me for this! Think about it, if I help you, even if Aunt Liu doesn't say anything at the time, it is inevitable that she will settle accounts with you when she goes home in the end, so it is better to cash it on the spot." Do you think that's the reason?"

"This ......" Uncle Sun thought for a while, and found that he couldn't seem to refute it, "It seems to be true." ”

"Something, it's obvious. Aunt Liu, don't you understand? That's a gentleman's revenge, ten years of temper, I remember when I was a child, she and my master were there for some reason, I saw that a fight was about to start, so I persuaded to fight back. Although the eldest lady didn't say anything in person, in the end, she didn't put a whole three people's laxatives into the jar of Moutai wine that my master loved to drink. ”

Uncle Sun also recalled the miserable appearance of the old neighbor who vomited and diarrhea at that time, and thought of yesterday's incident, he couldn't help but be a little afraid, he took Mu An'an's hand and said gratefully: "An'an, it seems that it is the uncle, I blame you, thank you!"

Mu Anan waved his hand and said, "What else are we talking about thanks, you forgot, I am your own grandfather...... Ahem, grandson!"

"Whose grandson is it?"

While the two were talking, Boss Zhao walked over with the fritters, flatbread and soy milk ordered by Uncle Sun.

But before he could speak, a few more customers poured in at the door.

Boss Zhao glanced at Mu Anan unwillingly, took heavy steps, and turned around to greet the guests.

After Uncle Sun picked up the fritters and took a bite, he chewed and asked casually, "An An, what's wrong with Boss Zhao?"

Mu Anan finally had time to eat breakfast, he picked up the scallion pancake and took a bite, and replied casually: "I don't know either." ”

Uncle Sun smashed his mouth in the way of drinking hot tea in an extremely standard old man, took a sip of hot soy milk, looked at Mu An'an, who was holding a piece of scallion pancake in his hand, and asked with concern: "Can you eat so much?"

Mu An'an, who was brought up by the old man and Uncle Sun, although he was young, he also mastered the special posture of the old man drinking hot tea, he also smashed his mouth, took a sip of hot soy milk, and replied with an embarrassed face: "I am shy in my pocket." ”

Uncle Sun took a piece of cake and a fritter and put it in front of Mu An'an and said, "Look at your skinny, eat more!"

Mu An'an actually doesn't really have no money in his pocket, he still has a thousand eight hundred, but he has a little money to save money, just eat something without being hungry.

Mu An'an handed back the cake and fritters, but when he saw Uncle Sun's eyes, he had to dispel this thought before the uncle was verbose.

I have to say that the appearance of an old man and a young person, others really look like their grandfather and grandson.

Even the little girl on the side had this feeling, she looked at Uncle Sun Mu Anan and said, "Big brother, this is your uncle!"

Although the little girl listened to this as if she was scolding, Mu An'an still replied happily: "That's right, this is my uncle." ”

Uncle Sun on the side was inevitably puzzled: "An An, who are you talking to?"

Mu Anan scratched his head, not knowing how to explain.

This time, Uncle Sun was sitting opposite him, and he could hear what he said clearly, with the level of Uncle Sun's monkey spirit, it was basically impossible for him to make up nonsense again.

Mu Anan thought that Uncle Sun was one of the few people close to him, so he didn't want to talk nonsense to him, and after some cranky thinking and careful consideration, Mu Anan pointed to the reflection of the little girl on the window glass and said, "I'm talking to her?"

Uncle Sun turned his head to look at the empty glass, looking dazed.

"What did you say?"

Mu Anan smiled bitterly and asked, "There's a little girl there, don't you really see it at all?"

"Don't joke with me, old man. Uncle Sun waved his hand and smiled.

Seeing that the uncle didn't believe it, Mu Anan chose to explain from the time he met the original little girl.

"Uncle Sun, I'm not joking, let me tell you, just a few days ago, I suddenly dreamed of a little girl, and the weird thing is that I dreamed of her for several days in a row. "But that's not the weirdest thing, the weirdest thing is that she suddenly appeared in front of my eyes yesterday." ”

Uncle Sun tried to understand Mu An'an's words, and he asked, "You mean, the things in your dreams appear in reality?"

Mu An'an nodded and said, "That's right, and the strange thing is that you don't seem to be able to see her, and I can only see through the reflection of glass, I thought she was a ghost at first." ”

Uncle Sun put down the fritters in his hand, he frowned and glanced at Mu An'an strangely, and then pointed to the place Mu An'an pointed at just now and asked, "The little girl you are talking about, is she outside the window now?"

Mu An'an shook his head and said, "If it is based on the reflection of glass, she is next to you." ”