Chapter 535: I'm a Pig!
It is estimated that the judge is also a little confused, he has been a judge for half his life, and it is the first time he has encountered such a person, whether it is a lawyer or a client, crying and shouting to demand a heavy sentence for the client.
What do you think of this place?
Wang Zhihao said: "Today's trial is allowed to observe, you can ask the parties, and as far as I know, the court is also ready to put the whole video of today's trial on the court website for publicity, and if you feel that there is a problem with the verdict, you can raise objections at any time." ”
Yang Meng hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, you'd better find some legal experts to see if there is a problem with this trial, I don't understand it now! Why is the sentence so light!"
The crowd had black lines on their faces.
A female reporter next to her said: "Mr. Yang, I first congratulate you on your release in court, I don't know what you want to do most when you go home?"
"Open the body!" Yang Meng said: "During this time, I have been reflecting on it for a long time, you say that I am a person who does not learn and has no skills, and I want to learn from others to be a doctor if I want to earn a good reputation, and I am tired enough to be a doctor for a long time, not to mention, I don't make any money, and I was splashed with paint and feces on the wall of my house by the patient's family." So I figured it out, and I'll keep playing when I get back. From today onwards, I will concentrate on being a waste person who eats and waits for death. ”
"Mr. Yang, is it too pointless for you to do this?" the female reporter asked.
Yang Meng was stunned: "What do you mean by this?"
The female reporter said: "You have a lot of wealth now, why don't you give back this wealth to the society?"
Yang Meng was about to leave, but when she heard this, she looked at the female reporter with interest: "Then what do you mean?"
The female reporter said: "The gap between the rich and the poor in our society is still very large, and you have money now, you should use this money to help others." If I had that much wealth of yours, I would definitely do it. ”
Yang Meng suddenly laughed after hearing this, and after laughing for a long time, Yang Meng said: "I suddenly remembered a story. Do you want to listen?"
"Mr. Yang, please speak. The female reporter said.
Yang Meng held back a smile and continued: "A reporter interviewed an old farmer and asked him: If you have 10 million cows, are you willing to donate them to do good deeds? The old farmer replied: Of course I do! He asked the old farmer again, if you have a luxury car, would you like to donate it to do good deeds? The old farmer continued to reply: Of course I originally intended that it is a very happy thing to be able to help others! The reporter asked again: If you have two cows, would you be willing to donate them to help others? As a result, the old farmer's head shook like a rattle and said: I don't want to. The reporter asked curiously: You are willing to donate 10 million to others, why are you not willing to help others if you have two cows? The old farmer replied: Because I happen to have two cows! This reporter friend, you are very much like this old farmer. ”
The female reporter was stunned when she heard this: "Mr. Yang, why do you say that? Am I wrong? Our country pays attention to 'if you are poor, you will be good alone, and if you are rich, you will help the world', why don't you do something to benefit the society now that you have money?"
Yang Meng smiled: "I pay taxes according to the law, isn't it for the benefit of the society? I pay dozens of times more taxes than all of you combined, I'm not benefiting the society? The money I spend on running a party is not to promote economic development, not to benefit the society? Who are you? And you want to teach me how to spend money? Oh, you are poor, you are reasonable, I am rich and I am unlucky? Your current behavior is the same as every time something happens in the country, those keyboard warriors who force donations! You are patriotic in words, and high-spending people like me are patriotic in action, and you don't even understand such things, and you still want to be a reporter?
The reporter was still about to speak, when suddenly two strong men in suits came over, and the two of them squeezed a path directly out of the pile of reporters.
Among those reporters were strong male reporters, and the two of them came in as easily as if they were in a no-man's land. And they were followed by a beautiful foreign woman.
"Mengmeng, go home, the family reception banquet is ready. Everyone is waiting for you at home!" It was Zet who came, and the two were Ake and Xiaoou.
"Lawyer Wang, let's go, go home for dinner!" Yang Meng greeted Wang Zhihao.
Wang Zhihao shook his head and said: "I'm not going! I'm full of gas during this time! Cherish life and stay away from Yang Meng!"
Yang Meng laughed: "Are you sure you don't go?" Alas, my private brew is ready to drink now. ”
"Let's go!" Yang Meng and his party directly ignored all the reporters and went straight to the car home.
When he got into the car, Zete looked at Yang Meng and smiled.
"What are you laughing at!" Yang Meng asked Zete puzzled: "Your expression is very wrong!"
After hearing this, Zete couldn't hold back: "I'll laugh at you for stealing chickens and rice! Not to mention destroying your reputation, you will also put in five million!"
After hearing this, Yang Meng shook his hand and said: "Zete, you can't laugh at me, although it seems that I spent five million and didn't achieve anything, but now at least I am showing my attitude: no one should ask me for treatment, Lao Tzu is illegal." Why do you think of me like that?"
Zete said: "No, if you are just for this effect? You don't need five million at all, you can do this casually, at most fifty thousand yuan may not cost anything!"
Yang Meng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and waved his hand: "Zete, you don't know our country, I'm not like this, I'm sure they will do more and more excessive things in the future, this is called kicking the nose in the face, do you understand? I thought about it for a long time to come up with such a good plan, why do you still pour cold water on me? Money is a bastard, let's make it again if it's gone, and spend five million to make yourself quiet, how do you think it's cost-effective?"
Zete said, "Is it really a good deal?"
Yang Meng was anxious after hearing this: "Zete, look at you yin and yang weirdness, I came up with such a good way, you don't praise me, why do you still hit me? I don't believe you can come up with a better way!"
"And what if I come up with it?" Zett asked rhetorically.
Yang Meng thought for a moment: "I promise you one thing not to violate the principle!"
Zete said: "A gentleman's word!"
"Whip the horse!"
Zete said leisurely: "You just find the seventh doctor, Dean Li Quanxing, can you just get a mental illness for yourself? If you want, you can also live in the hospital for a few days." At that time, I looked at it, good guy, you yourself are crazy, who still looks for you to treat your illness? If the Seventh Doctor doesn't do it for you, you can go to He Changsheng, you can go to Beidu and get everything done! Do you think you can use it like you are now? Mengmeng, are you okay? Why is this expression?"
Yang Meng was stunned when he heard Zete's words, and after a while, he yelled and lay on the back of the seat: "I'm a pig!"
Zete snickered as he drove the car.
Yang Meng came back to his senses after a while: "You。。。。。 Why didn't you tell me when you knew it was such a good idea?"
Zete sighed and said: "Mengmeng, let's be reasonable, okay? You did this thing secretly, none of us knows, even if you call everyone to eat, we think you are joking and planning to travel! As a result, you came up with such a stupid method after holding back for a long time, what do you let us say?"
Yang Meng took a deep breath and adjusted his emotions and said, "Zete, let's discuss something, right? You rot this thing in your stomach! Just act as if nothing happened! Don't tell others your attention, or it will look like I'm stupid!"
Zete sighed: "Mengmeng, in fact, everyone was stupid after you had this incident." No one could have imagined that someone as smart as you could come up with such a stupid trick! Even the lobster said, 'What the hell does he think? Why don't you just go and get a disability certificate for mental illness? If I'm not afraid of a bad reputation, I'd like to get one------ but it's better than being caught as a liar, right?" ”
Yang Meng was stunned after hearing this: "In other words, everyone thought of this method, but I didn't expect it?"
Zete nodded: "Now everyone is waiting for you at home, and they all want to hear your true thoughts from your mouth." ”
"Zete, can we not go home now?" Yang Meng asked pitifully.
Zete said, "It's a good thing that you think about it from a different perspective. ”
"A good thing?" Yang Meng's eyes widened: "I've become a laughing stock, how can it still be a good thing?"
Zete asked rhetorically: "Even if you are arrested now, there will still be patients looking for you, there are still a bunch of reporters at the door of your house, but now that you are sent to a psychiatric hospital, people will definitely believe that you are really sick: how can a normal person beg the court to sentence him severely? A normal person can't guard so many reporters like you make a fuss at the door of the court, right?"
Yang Meng said with a bitter face: "In other words, I have spent so much money now, or is it not as good as the method you think?"
Zete shrugged: "The final decision is still yours, isn't it?"
As Zete said, when Yang Meng returned home, there were still family members and reporters of patients, and they didn't care whether Yang Meng was practicing medicine illegally or not, they were using Yang Meng as the last straw.
And what about those reporters? What they are concerned about is whether Yang Meng is really living a life of eating and waiting for death, as he himself said.
Yang Meng did not disappoint them, and held a lively party within two days of arriving home, and this time it cost more: a small 7,000-one bottle of 'Ace of Spades Rose Gold' champagne can be made!
People's champagne towers are piled up with champagne glasses, and the champagne towers here are stacked directly with whole bottles of champagne with outer packaging!
Beautiful DJs perform live and professional dancers set off the atmosphere. People have to sigh: rich people really know how to play.
The result was the same as the last time Yang Meng held a party, and it was at the busiest time when the party was at its most lively, and a car rushed in with a siren.
This time it wasn't a police car that came in, but an ambulance.
People just watched as Yang Meng, who was hugging left and right, was put on a forbidden suit and carried into the ambulance.
Yes, now Yang Meng has a complete certificate.
Mental Disability Certificate!