Chapter 52 Profession of Postpartum Care for Sows
If you do, you won't be discovered, will you?
The three of them panicked.
"Auntie, they ......"
Chen Sansan was about to explain, but the dormitory manager pointed at Yan Ming and Fang Xu and said: "Tell me if you two look like students, you actually wear makeup when you go to school, where do you think this is? This is a school, a place to teach and educate people, not a disco bar, you are students, not social people."
Yan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be a false alarm.
"Auntie, they won't be next time," Chen Sansan said apologetically.
The aunt pointed to the three of them: "You three promise me that you are not allowed to wear makeup during school."
This made the three of them a little embarrassed, they had never learned false sounds, and they were easy to reveal when they spoke.
"Say," the aunt urged.
"Auntie, we were wrong, don't dare next time" Yan Ming lowered his voice, trying his best to make his voice like a woman's voice, but this nondescript appearance, as if a duck was crowing.
"Why is your classmate talking in such a strange voice?" the aunt looked at him suspiciously
"I've had a cold recently, and my voice is a little hoarse, which is normal," the witty Yan Ming explained.
"Well, that's right, there are also my two classmates, they also can't even speak because of a cold and sore throat," Chen Sansan pointed to the remaining two.
"That's it, forget it, remember that you can't wear makeup in the future, students should look like students, let's go in"
"Hey, thank you, Auntie, goodbye, Auntie"
After speaking, the four of them walked into the dormitory.
The dormitory manager glanced at the three of them, and suddenly a gust of wind rose, blowing up the skirts of the three of them, exposing the six hairy legs in the air.
"Tsk, the current girls are really well developed, do they have such long leg hair?" said the dormitory manager.
Out of the sight of the dormitory manager, the four of them successfully blended in.
"Ouch, I'm, I'm scared to death, if I let the dormitory manager know that I am a man and a woman, my reputation will almost be ruined" Fang Xu was palpitating.
"Yes, it's good that I'm witty" Yan Ming took out a tissue and wiped the sweat on his head with a corner of his hand.
Ling Xiao said: "Okay, don't talk about it, little junior sister, take out the position finder."
"Good"
The four of them followed the direction of the finder and walked up to the third floor of the dormitory.
There are about seven or eight rooms on one floor.
"Is this the room?" Ling Xiao took out a talisman and looked at the room in front of him.
"It should be right," Chen Sansansan.
Yan Ming touched the Shangling Bagua Mirror in his pocket, and then took out a thunder talisman.
The four of them looked serious and nodded at the same time,
Ling Xiao held the doorknob in his hand and twisted it slightly, but the door was unlocked.
A crack was opened in the room.
The curtains were drawn, and the outside light could not enter the room, making it look a little dim.
The house was quiet and there didn't seem to be any people.
But Yan Ming saw the quilt on one of the beds bulging, and there seemed to be something inside.
He walked over slowly, and was about to lift the quilt when it suddenly covered his head.
Before the others could react, they saw a dark figure flee the room.
"Don't let it run, catch it," Ling Xiao shouted.
The three of them rushed out.
When Yan Ming took the quilt off his head, he was the only one left in the room.
He was about to go out with him when suddenly there was an extra person at the door.
"Who are you?" Mr. Jiang shouted at Yan Ming.
It's embarrassing.
Yan Ming said hesitantly: "That, I'm from this school, eh, student, newcomer, come to see the dormitory"
"Don't explain, you're clearly a pervert"
"No, where do I look like a pervert?"
"You still say that you are not a pervert, you are a big man wearing women's clothes and appearing in the women's dormitory, no, I have to call the police" Teacher Jiang shouted and took out his mobile phone.
It was only when he found out that his wig had fallen off.
"Don't, eldest sister, I'm a good citizen, a big drop of good people," Yan Ming said as he walked out of the door.
"Don't come near me, stand back," Mr. Jiang picked up a broom by the wall and alerted him.
Now Yan Ming is speechless, he can't tell ordinary people that he came to the dormitory in order to catch the obsession Lingcai man disguised as a woman, then it is estimated that he will not only be regarded as a pervert, but also as a mental illness.
Is my name going to be ruined here?
"Why are you still here" Fang Xu suddenly ran back, panting and looking at the two people standing in the room.
Teacher Jiang stepped back to the side, and pointed at Fang Xu with a broom, "Classmate, do you know him?"
Yan Ming seemed to see a savior, as long as Fang Xu could fool this teacher, he would be saved.
"Of course...... I don't know, teacher, I've never seen this classmate, oops, this person is still a pervert, a big man is still wearing women's clothes, teacher, I'll help you call someone to catch him!" Fang Xuyi finished speaking, and ran out directly.
Yan Ming was almost stunned by this operation, and you ran back to deliberately trick me again?
Yan Ming didn't dare to delay any longer, otherwise he wouldn't be able to run away when the others came.
Gritting his teeth, he rushed straight to the door.
Teacher Jiang warned him loudly, but when he saw that he still didn't stop, he beat him down.
Yan Ming, who was hard to take a broom, screamed in pain.
Teacher Jiang quickly grabbed his hand, and shouted at the same time: "Catch the pervert, come quickly!"
Yan Ming panicked and wanted to tear her hand away, who knew that this girl's strength was really big, between the two of them, one was careless, and both fell.
Yan Ming's whole body was pressed against Teacher Jiang's body, and the two of them were face to face, mouth to mouth.
Teacher Jiang's eyes widened, and the whole person was stunned, her first kiss was actually taken away by a pervert!
Yan Ming hurriedly stood up, apologized, and then ran out of the dormitory.
Ten minutes later.
Yan Ming climbed over the school wall, sat on the ground, and fanned the wind with his hands.
Before he could rest for long, a phone rang, it was Ling Xiao calling.
"Hey, Brother Yan, where are you now?
After Yan Ming said the location, it didn't take long for a car to stop in front of him.
He stood up, opened the car door, and looked at Fang Xu sitting in the back seat of the car with a smile on his face.
"Hey, Brother Yan, the weather is so nice today," Fang Xu looked at the gloomy sky and smiled.
"Yes," Yan Ming stretched out his hand and grabbed Fang Xu.
"That, Brother Yan, if you have something to say, let's not move our hands and feet, don't do it, everything that values harmony, don't don't, Ya Yan Butterfly, don't slap your face, I eat with my face"
After beating Fang Xu, Yan Ming's heart suddenly became much more comfortable.
Fang Xu was lying on the seat, facing the sky, with tears in the corners of his eyes, his long skirt had long been torn, and the delicate makeup on his face had been spent.
looks like a girl from a good family who has been ruined.
Yan Ming, who was holding a cigarette afterwards, spit out a smoke ring, "Hey, have you caught that obsession spirit?"
Ling Xiao shook his head, "No, it's so fast that we didn't even see its shadow before we ran away."
"So what now?"
"Well, I think we should go back to that girls' dormitory and investigate, since the obsession spirit will appear somewhere, there must be a reason for it"
"Are you going back?" Yan Ming escaped just now, and now it is estimated that the entire school is looking for him, isn't this going back to the net?
"Don't worry, this time we don't wear women's clothes, just swagger in"
"What can you do?"
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In the afternoon, the teacher's office.
Jiang Qingyue corrected the students' homework, but before she could correct a few books, she thought of what happened this morning.
The mood suddenly became irritable.
Dead pervert, don't let the old lady catch you, otherwise you will be castrated!
She swore in her heart.
At the door, a middle-aged man walked in, he was the director of teaching at this school.
"Teacher Jiang, are you still busy with work?" asked the dean with a smile.
"What about changing students' homework, is there anything wrong with the director?"
"That's right, there will be a few people who are coming to our school, they are graduates of a university, and they want to come to our school, so they come to visit in advance.
Originally, I was supposed to receive this, but I have something to do temporarily, so you can help me receive them, what do you think?"
"Okay, no problem, I don't have a class in the afternoon, when will they arrive?"
"Well, in about half an hour, you're ready to prepare."
"I'm going to prepare"
Half an hour later.
Jiang Qingyue stood at the school gate, looking at a car driving in from outside.
The car stopped in front of her, and soon, four people walked out of the car.
These four people were none other than Ling Xiao and them.
"Welcome four of you to visit our school, my name is Jiang Qingyue," she said with a smile on her face.
"Hello, the contemptible person's name is Fang Xu, it's nice to meet you, beautiful young lady" Fang Someone held her slender hand very gentlemanly.
The rest of the people also introduced themselves.
Jiang Qingyue's gaze stayed on a man wearing sunglasses and a mask, although she couldn't see the man's facial features, she always felt that this man was inexplicably familiar, as if she had seen it somewhere.
But for a while, I couldn't remember it.
Yan Ming leaned to the side slightly, trying not to let Jiang Qingyue notice him, otherwise she would find out that she was a pervert in the morning, which would be terrible.
Fortunately, after Jiang Qingyue just glanced at him, she took them on a tour of the campus.
While walking, everyone chatted.
"I don't know which university you graduated from?" Jiang Qingyue asked.
Several people have already agreed on the good lines and unanimously said a university name.
"Oh, this university is quite famous, hey, what majors are you?"
"Literature Major"
"History Major"
"Art Major"
"Sow Postpartum Care Specialty"
“......”
Everyone looked at Yan Ming, who was walking at the end, with a confused expression.
The corners of Jiang Qingyue's mouth twitched slightly, "Do you still have this major?"
Ling Xiao explained: "This is a new major opened in our school a few years ago, and you also know that pork is expensive now, and postpartum care for sows can increase the number of pigs, which can contribute a lot to society."
Jiang Qingyue nodded sneeringly, not saying anything more.