One day eight years ago, after Mu An'an lied for the third time that his homework was eaten by a dog, the head teacher, the bald old Liu, finally couldn't bear to call his parents.

And after the old man was criticized by the bald old Liu and reprimanded for lax discipline, he was very disappointed with Mu An'an's clumsy flickering skills, so he chose to teach Mu An'an the golden three rules of flickering at dinner time that day.

Just as the two were eating, the old man suddenly stopped his chopsticks and pretended to be serious and said, "An An, I want to teach you three golden rules for speaking today. ”

Mu An'an bit the chicken leg in his mouth and said vaguely: "Master, you say." ”

Seeing that Mu An'an was not respectful at all, the old man was angry.

"You, you, you, you know how to eat, stop me first. ”

Instead of being obedient, Mu Anan stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth and said, "It's okay, you say, I'll listen." ”

The old man was a little helpless.

"Don't eat it. Tsk tsk, but leave some for the teacher!"

Mu An'an grinned, pointed to the cabbage on the side and said, "Master, eating too much meat is easy to get high cholesterol, so I deliberately left all the green food for you!"

"I thank you!" The old man couldn't stand Mu An'an's appearance, picked up the chopsticks and took away all the chicken legs in his bowl, looking at Mu An'an's eyes that suddenly became pitiful, the old man said angrily: "Eat after listening!"

Mu Anan had to put down the dishes and chopsticks and listen carefully.

"Ahem, barely an apprentice. But before you say it, you must first know that the so-called three golden principles are actually lip service, although it sounds a little unlegitimate, but you will probably be able to use it in your future life. ”

After the old man finished speaking, he changed into a serious expression that he didn't usually have, and said, "You must remember not to use this for your own personal gain. ”

"I know, Master, the apprentice will remember the teacher's instructions, and of course he will not forget you when he seeks personal gain. ”

"Hey, you kid, when did the teacher teach you like this? Besides, is the teacher that kind of person?" the old man retorted seriously, and after speaking, he added: "There are some things you can rest assured." ”

"Yes, Master. Mu Anan pretended to be respectful.

"Ahem, that's the teacher's first rule of law, don't shy away. The so-called "non-avoidance" means that no matter what you say, as long as you look the other person in the eye and pretend to have a clear conscience, it will be difficult for others to judge the truth or falsehood of what you say. It's taboo to look around and bow your head while lying in front of your bald head teacher. ”

"Uh-huh. Although Mu An'an listened, his eyes kept staring at the plate of chicken legs in front of him.

And then there's the second one, the runic context. The so-called runic context means that you must always pay attention to the tone of your voice, and remember that the disguised emotions must match the content of your language, otherwise others will see through it at a glance. For example, if you fooled yesterday that Zhang's mother died next door, the tone was wrong, it was too elated, and your tone should be sad when someone died. ”

After the old man finished speaking, he looked at Mu An'an's reaction, but found that Mu Anan was reaching for the chicken leg, he frowned, picked up the chopsticks and hit the back of Mu An'an's hand.

"Did you just listen to the teacher?"

Mu Anan retracted his hand and nodded with a smile and said, "Didn't you just say that yesterday, but I'm really happy that Mother Zhang passed away, and you didn't ...... it yesterday Master." ”

The old man hurriedly covered Mu An'an, who was unabashed, and said, "Shhh......h Ahem, let's get back to the point, the last and most important of the golden rule for teachers, admit your words. This is easy to understand, that is, when necessary, even if what you say is false, you have to convince yourself that it is true. ”

While the two were talking, Mu Anan had been coveting the plate of chicken legs, and he stretched out his hand to get it several times, but he was stared back by the old man's eyes.

Mu An'an couldn't help but be greedy, so he had to pick up a few peanuts, throw them into his mouth with the taste of chicken legs, and said, "But Master, if you believe your lies, then the lies are not lies." ”

"That's true, so Master's Master, that is, your Master, once said that the best lies are half-true. Halfway through speaking, the old man squinted his eyes and continued as if he had a feeling: "True and false, false and true, no one can argue, and no one will doubt it." ”

"Master, I'm ......"

The old man opened his eyes, saw Mu An'an's appearance of wanting to speak, and said in surprise: "What?

"I ...... Ahem...... I ......"

"Don't get too excited, it's actually just a small skill, and there are still a lot of skills you haven't learned as a teacher. ”

"I ...... cough cough cough ...... Master, please hand over the water, I'll ...... Ahem...... Choked. ”

The old man was petrified on the spot.

......

Thinking back to reality, after Mu Anan remembered the three golden principles, he was naturally confident in the face of the little girl and her father's question, and according to the three principles, he quickly formulated an answer plan in his mind.

"This old brother ......" Mu An'an's opening was almost exposed, but he quickly reacted and continued to answer slowly: "No, that uncle, we were just playing the upgraded version of the Treasure War." ”

"Treasure battle?" The little girl's father was puzzled: "Still upgraded?"

"That's right. Mu An'an instantly turned on the big flicker mode, "Treasure battle, this game I believe you also played when you were a child, uncle, that is, one person is randomly selected as a treasure to hide and escape, and the others chase and rob him together." Each time you touch the "treasure", you will get 10% of the wealth, and all participants will pause in place for 20 seconds until the treasure is hidden again or run away before continuing to pursue. And so on, until all the wealth in the treasure is fought over, the game can not end, and in the end, whoever gets the most wealth will be the winner, and then this person will be the treasure of the next game. ”

Although the little girl didn't have such a game in her father's memory, what Mu Anan said was reasonable, and he nodded very face-wrenching after listening to it.

"This game is very simple and fun, but it also has shortcomings, one is that there are not enough people to play, or there are few people who lose the fun of the game, second, when the treasure is too hard, the whole body has to run around, third, because of the length of a game is different, so it is difficult to plan a fixed play plan, and as the president of the school entertainment association, I have been researching this game recently, and in order to solve these shortcomings, I have improved the upgraded version of Treasure Battle。 ”

"As for this Treasure Scramble upgrade, what's the difference?"

Mu An'an deliberately sold a pass, and the little girl and her father really couldn't hold back their curiosity and asked, "What's the difference?"

Seeing that he was gradually getting into the trap, Mu An paused and said: " First of all, the first point, I removed the rule of using people as treasures, and the treasure is represented by an item, which not only reduces the number of players, but also greatly reduces the difficulty of the game, and maintains the fixed length of a game; and then the second point, in order to make the game more interesting, I stipulate that the opponents of the treasure battle can stop each other by any means to obstruct others; and finally the third point, in order to enhance the playability of the game, we will randomly give each player the same debuff (game term, that is, adding debuffs to the character) before the start of the game, for example, we have just randomly drawn them"Crawl only" debuff. ”

After listening to Mu An'an's explanation, the little girl and her father's face suddenly had an unclear expression.

Mu An'an's statement perfectly explained the strange-looking behavior of him and the little girl just now, and why the house was so messy and the furniture was placed everywhere. The old girl, whose father was now completely convinced, held up the hammer and asked, "Is this thing a 'treasure', young man?"

Mu An'an nodded.

The little girl's father played with the steel hammer and joked, "Then since I grabbed this treasure in the end, is there any reward for being the winner?"

"This ......" prize or something, Mu Anan hadn't thought about it at all, and he didn't expect the man to ask this question, so he choked up for a while.

The little girl's eyes seemed to be expectant.

Mu An'an was feeling embarrassed and wanted to make up a prize casually, but the little girl helped to solve the siege in time and said: "Dad, how old are you, and you want to reward us children?"

The little girl's father laughed dryly and said, "I'm just talking." After saying that, he asked, "By the way, when did you meet this guy?" I haven't heard you mention it. ”

Seeing that the little girl couldn't answer for a while, Mu Anan said casually: "I am a freshman from another school. ”

"Oh, yes, what school did you go to?"

Mu Anan didn't expect the little girl and her father to ask questions, but fortunately this time he reacted quickly enough, remembering the high school he studied at the time and replied: "Municipal No. 1 Middle School." ”

The little girl's father nodded, and as soon as her mouth opened and she wanted to say something, the little girl was already impatient. She was afraid that she would talk too much and be exposed, so she hurried to her father, raised her little head and sniffed, then covered her nose, pretended to have a disgusted expression and said, "Oh, yes, you don't smell the stinky sweat on your body, and you are still chatting, hurry up and take a shower." ”

The little girl's father sniffed her armpits seriously, and said with an innocent expression: "I don't stink either." ”

"I stink, it stinks. The little girl couldn't help but say something, and pushed her father into the bathroom.

After putting her father in the bathroom, the little girl returned to Mu An'an, and the jade hand showed the steel hammer and said, "Oh, you can take the coin back." ”

"What, have you figured it out? Aren't you afraid I'll pay the bill?"

"Do you want it?" The little girl said impatiently, and was about to withdraw her hand.

Mu An'an hurriedly took the steel hammer and said repeatedly: "If you want it, Cheke is making trouble." ”

The little girl looked at him with disdain and said, "Don't talk about such an old stalk, okay?" ”

By the way, I forgot that you are the flower of the motherland in the new era. Xiao Xuanxuan, we have a generation gap. ”

The little girl blushed and said, "Why do you call me Xuanxuan?" That's my nickname, only the elders can call me. ”

Mu An'an joked: "Am I not your elder?" Seeing that the little girl glanced at him, he spread his hands and said helplessly: "But I don't know what your big name is." ”

"My name is Rui Shiwei, the poetry of poetry, the water of water. ”

"Your surname is Rui? ”

Rui Shiwei said with a cute face: "It's not uncommon, my father, my uncle and my grandfather are all surnamed Rui." ”

"Ahem, when I didn't say it. Mu Anan covered his face and said, then he reacted to one thing and asked: "Eh, your name is Rui Shiwei, but your father called you Xuanxuan just now, I don't think you seem to have the word Xuan in your name." ”

This time it was Rui Shiwei's turn to despise Mu An'an's insight, and she said: "Who said that a nickname must have something to do with a big name?

"This ...... Count me ignorant. Mu Anan spread his hands.

Mu'an, who was an orphan since childhood, did lack this knowledge.

Looking out the window at the end of the day, Mu An'an said goodbye: "Since you have already returned the steel hammer to me, then I won't bother, and I will settle the bill tomorrow." ”

"Oh, okay. Rui Shiwei responded.

Looking at Mu An'an's back as she walked out of the door, she suddenly reacted and hurriedly shouted, "I don't know your name yet!"

Maybe Mu An'an didn't hear, or maybe he didn't bother to answer, he walked downstairs without looking back. But in fact, the reason why he really didn't answer Rui Shiwei was because he couldn't care about answering at all now.

As soon as Mu An'an walked downstairs, a voice began to echo in his mind, a voice that he had heard a few times, but it was not familiar, the voice of the immature little girl.

"Big brother, big brother, I thought you didn't want me anymore. ”