"Hey, Di Wei, I can't see that you have a good temper. Are you used to her aunt and grandmother just now?The people in her circle of friends are definitely very depressed, who would have liked to see her bloody feet?" Yang Meng habitually wanted to smoke, but later thought that this was the hospital and put the cigarette back again.

Di Wei said leisurely: "After seeing such major events as birth, old age, sickness and death, I don't care about any worries and sorrows. ”

Yang Meng nodded after hearing this: "I met a few beautiful girls when I was in Dongying, and today I called me and said that I came to Hanguo to find me, and I also want to take you to have a friendship, but now it seems that I don't need it." I went up to Pan Peiyu. ”

Di Wei was anxious when he heard this: "Don't, Master, you can't swallow it yourself if you have a beautiful girl!"

Yang Meng said, "Hmm, what do you mean by what you just said?"

Di Wei hurriedly said: "It's just nice words, don't take it seriously!"

Yang Meng nodded and said, "Well, I'm not serious, don't take what I say seriously, I'm teasing you!"

Di Wei: "。。。。。。 Master, is it really okay for you to bully me like this?"

Yang Meng said 'um': "Very good!"

Di Wei didn't know what to say, when there was a knock on the emergency room.

"Please come in!"

Two more women came in, but this time it should be said that women and girls are more suitable, the girl is also fourteen or fifteen, and the other woman is like her mother.

After the two sat down, the girl's mother couldn't wait to introduce: "My child has a terrible stomachache, doctor, what is the situation for you to check?"

Di Wei asked, "Do you have diarrhea?"

The girl's mother shook her head: "If you don't have diarrhea, it just hurts!" I went to the 'Zhiniang' to check, and said that it may be gastroenteritis or cholecystitis, or it may be appendicitis, so hurry up to the hospital to make sure!"

Di Wei frowned: "Are these places in the same location? But it's not bad, you checked on the 'Zhiniang' and knew to come to the hospital, if you go to the 'Du Niang' to check, you should go to the funeral service store now." ”

If you ask the doctor what kind of patient is the most annoying, it is to check what kind of illness they have on the Internet before going to the hospital, and some people will even check what medicine they should take by themselves. Pan Peiyu said that he met such a person, who obviously had mild symptoms of heat stroke due to loss of appetite and nausea and vomiting caused by the hot weather, and ran to the hospital to say that he had symptoms of bowel cancer, and asked the hospital to treat him immediately according to bowel cancer. Pan Peiyu told him that it was not bowel cancer and he was angry, saying that he spent so much money and didn't find out the disease, and the hospital was too incompetent, and then went to another hospital to continue the physical examination.

There is a saying: 'One look at the headline of the whole body, one check the mother's grave has been determined'.

We have good intentions and don't want to believe that the reason why this situation is because it is a means for those Putian hospitals in the front row of Du Niang to spend a lot of money to advertise in order to attract patients, and we prefer to believe that those online claims are used to attract patients' attention。。。。。。

But if online medical treatment can solve everything, what else do you need a doctor to do?

Di Wei put on a stethoscope and listened to the girl's stomach, and then reached out and pressed a few positions on the girl's stomach, and the girl looked very painful.

"Doctor, are you okay?" The girl's mother couldn't wait to ask, "Look at her pain, it's not appendicitis, right? Look at my daughter, there is a feeling of nausea and vomiting that continues to worsen, and the pain can be transferred, from the upper part of the abdomen to around the navel." Splanchnic nerve reflex pain, and there are also tender points, which will hurt when you press it. These are all manifestations of appendicitis. ”

Yang Meng had a black line on his face, Damn, are you a doctor or is Di Wei a doctor? You are a big deal, I don't know and think you are a doctor? If you find some symptoms on the Internet, you can see a doctor? Then don't send your daughter to the hospital!

He can understand the anxious state of this girl's mother, but you must at least let Di Wei finish the diagnosis, right?

Di Wei took a stethoscope there to auscultate, and after listening to the words of the girl's mother, his brows furrowed into a big pimple------ just now he said that he didn't care about any troubles and sorrows?

He annoyed this patient's mother so much!

But what can he do about it?

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Di Wei suddenly asked the little girl with a stomachache.

Before the little girl could answer, her mother rushed to answer Di Wei's question: "My daughter is only fifteen years old, how can she have a boyfriend?

Yang Meng didn't know what was going on, but after watching her mother speak, she said, "Well, this lady, it's better to tell the truth to the doctor, it's good for the child's diagnosis." ”

The girl's mother looked at the little girl, but the little girl's face turned red and nodded, and her voice was like a mosquito fly: "I have a boyfriend." ”

The girl's mother was shocked: "Huh?" and looked down at the girl's stomach: "Doctor。。。。。。 Do you say?"

As a result, Di Wei shook his head after hearing this: "Oh, it's okay, I'll just ask casually." Your child's condition is not troublesome, there is too much and it is blocked, I will write a medical record for you and go to the nurse to do an enema. It'll be fine in a while. ”

"Poof. Yang Meng, who was on the side, couldn't hold back and laughed directly. He looked at the girl and her mother with black lines on her face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really don't want to laugh, but I really can't hold back." Hahahaha. ”

The patient's mother said angrily, "What are you doing? Why are you here?"

Yang Meng hurriedly took out his work card and showed it to the patient's mother: "Well, I am a pharmacist in the hospital, and for the purpose of being responsible for the patient, I am here to check whether the doctor has prescribed medicine indiscriminately." As you know, many patients have misunderstandings about hospitals, so now the country has formulated a new medical policy, and our municipal hospital, as a tertiary hospital, must respond positively, and finally achieve a win-win situation for patients, doctors, hospitals and the government!"

At this time, Di Wei handed the medical record to the patient's mother: "Just take it and pay the bill, and then find a nurse to make an enema." ”

The patient's mother glanced at Yang Meng viciously, took the medical record prescribed by Di Wei for him and left with the girl.

As soon as they left, Yang Meng couldn't stand up with a smile: "Di Wei, I can't see that you are so skinny! That girl is going to hate you to death! How innocent do you say she is? Her mother is annoying, she lies on the gun!"

Di Wei shrugged: "What am I? Then catch up with you, your serious appearance just now scared me, if I didn't know you, I would have believed what you said." ”

Yang Meng said disdainfully: "A fool can't believe it, right? What else is 'a win-win situation for patients, doctors, hospitals and the government'? I have been playing mahjong for so long, and I have never seen a time when four people can win money." ”

Di Wei laughed after hearing this: "Propaganda slogans, whoever believes in them will lose." ”

Yang Meng sat on the consultation bed and said: "I think I should have come to the hospital to play, there are so many interesting things here, I just came here for a while and saw two strange things." ”

Di Wei said: "What you said is really right, master, let me tell you, if you feel that there is something unhappy in life and something that you can't get over, you can go to the hospital and sit, and after a day, I don't dare to say that you are in a happy mood." ”

Yang Meng smiled: "Really fake?

Di Wei said: "I am in an emergency, and at most I encounter some strange symptoms, such as the number of times my ex-boyfriend can't hold the dry firewood at the class reunion, and finally leads to the rupture of the X channel。。。。。。 It's more interesting to go to other departments. ”

"Hmm, isn't that the most interesting?" Yang Meng's eyes widened.

Di Wei simply took out his mobile phone, which contained a photo of a woman in her thirties.

"Master, do you know why I have this photo?" Di Wei asked.

Yang Meng shook her head: "You have a crush on her, she looks good!"

"What, everyone in the hospital has it, which means that a ------ sees her take a detour!" Di Wei explained: "This woman's name is Zhao Jingjing, a standard high-ranking child, and his father came to us to live in a special needs ward." ”

"And then?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

Di Wei smiled bitterly: "His father is a retired high-ranking cadre who suffers from chronic bronchitis, and every time he gets sick, he has to go to the special needs ward of our hospital. And every time she comes to the hospital, the hospital is like chickens and dogs. It's different every time you're looking for trouble. Do you know why she made a big fuss about the respiratory department last time?"

"Why?" Yang Meng was even more confused, such a retired senior cadre was treated 100% of the treatment, and she lived in a special needs ward here to enjoy the best benefits, why did she still bother?

Di Wei said: "Because the last time he came to the hospital, he had to pay 680 yuan in the end. You also know that some drugs are not included in the scope of medical insurance, and last time her father's illness was more serious, so the drugs used were slightly adjusted, and all other parts of the medical insurance were 100% reimbursed except for the 680 yuan! ”

Yang Meng was completely stunned after hearing this: "I heard me right, right? How can the pension of a retired senior cadre be tens of thousands of dollars a month, right? As a result, the hospital made a big fuss for 680 yuan in medical expenses?"

Di Wei nodded and said: "At that time, Zhao Jingjing blocked the gate of the respiratory department, saying that the doctor earned rebates for drug fees, and said that the hospital did this because of the underground interest chain. She had to be reimbursed by medical insurance for her father! Her father was a retired senior cadre, so what could our hospital do? We always joked that someone was depressed? Let him come to the doctor for treatment, and his depression would soon be cured, and some people would want to be depressed? Let him become a doctor! He would soon be depressed!

Yang Meng said disdainfully: "It's still you who are not productive, if she falls on my head, I will let her not eat and walk around! Okay, you continue to work, I will go to find your father and ask him how you plan to deal with the beating of people." Yang Meng said.

"Hmm, master, you know?" Di Wei was stunned.

Yang Meng was about to walk out of the room, and after listening to Di Wei's words, he stretched out his thumb: "Well done!"