The secretary's face was red, and she glanced at the special assistant quickly, and she trotted away, still in a figure-eight pace.

Lu Yi bumped the special assistant's hand and said, "Hey, don't you think such a woman is particularly cute?"

The special assistant is the kind of cold-faced man, pushed the glasses that didn't exist, and said with a straight look: "Don't think, Mr. Lu, if there is nothing wrong, then I will go back to my office." ”

Lu Yi sighed twice and said, "Of course there is something, go, the intimate brother will tell you how to take care of your sister." ”

The special assistant smiled coldly, and said in his heart, sister, it depends on you? I was negative in my heart, but I couldn't stand Lu Yi being tall and big, so I relied on the advantage of height and physical strength to forcibly drag him to his office.

As soon as the office door was closed, Lu Yi asked in a special way: "Tell me honestly, when did it happen, good boy, you dare to soak a girl under my nose, you say, what else do you dare not do, don't hurry up, be careful I take your job." ”

The special assistant leaned his back against the door, his expression was helpless, and he said: "Mr. Lu, this is my private matter, it's inconvenient to tell you, you have served my job, where can I find an excellent single talent like me, let me tell you, Mr. Lu, if it weren't for me, your little secretary sister would have been soaked away by someone from another company, okay?"

Is there such a thing? Lu Yi usually stays in the company for a short time, why didn't he notice it, could it be this kid bluffing.

Seeing Lu Yi's expression of disbelief, the special assistant shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "If you don't believe it, you can call all the secretaries of the secretariat department, for example, you can ask little a, little b, and little c, and see what they say, after all, they are all in one place, so you can't believe it, and ah, Mr. Lu, don't be such a bastard on weekdays, you will become ugly." ”

Lu Yi looked disdainful and said: "Ugly? You mean yourself, after all, how can a handsome person like me have the trouble of becoming ugly, and Ah, the eighth woman is not used like this, I care about my subordinates, I care about you, do you understand, if you change bosses, you may be asked to leave because of the office romance." ”

Lu Yi shook his head, praised the innocent little white of the special assistant, and then said: "I only asked because I cared about you, if I didn't care about you, what would I ask, there is that idle work, how good it is for me to rest and rest, you think I have nothing to do all day, just like a long-tongued girl staring at your little secret all day long." ”

The special assistant looked moved, and said: "Mr. Lu, you are really good, I am happy to have such a caring boss as you, Mr. Lu, do you particularly want to hear this, but unfortunately I won't say that, you care so much about our private life, in my heart there is no help I tell you, it's just that the three words of the eight women didn't run away." ”

Lu Yi smiled and said: "Stinky boy, Ba Po is two words, you didn't learn the numbers well, I would actually recruit people like you, it's really sad, and ah, dare to call me Ba Po again, be careful that I deduct your salary, see what you take to make a girl, and when you invite the secretary to dinner, I will call you to come back and work overtime." ”

The special assistant didn't expect Lu Yi to be able to use such a trick, and couldn't help but hang his head and say: "Okay, Mr. Lu, I was wrong, you are so caring, you care about us so much, and you are so considerate of us, it is really our blessing, I am honest and honest, in fact, the secretary secretly has a crush on me, I don't like her at all." ”

Lu Yi smiled and said, "Really, do you really think so, but don't say the wrong thing, there is no regret medicine to take in this world, you must seriously think about what you should say, but don't say something that shouldn't be said." ”

Behind the special assistant, the secretary was standing there with the documents, and as soon as she came in, she heard the special assistant say that she had a crush on him, and she was so angry that she was going to die, but because Lu Yi was here, she couldn't say anything.

The special assistant said in his heart, of course it's not true, you are really a bad woman, but he said: "Of course it's true, Mr. Lu, I have nothing to do, why lie to you, let me tell you, you don't know, your secretary is good at coaxing, and she made a love meal for me." ”

Lu Yi hadn't received the love rice made by someone else, so his mouth was a little sour, and he said: "Oh, I'll send you love rice, you're really good enough, a bowl of love rice has been sent to you, Miss Secretary has a crush on you, I think it's you who has a crush on Miss Secretary, just tell me frankly, I won't laugh at you." ”

The special assistant thought that you didn't know that Miss Secretary's cooking skills were bad, so he couldn't help but want to vomit bitterness, and said: "Of course Miss Secretary has a crush on me, Mr. Lu, how many times do you want me to talk about it, you can't be such a bastard, and ah, you don't know, Miss Secretary's love rice." ”

The special assistant didn't know how to continue.

Lu Yi was a little curious, so he said: "What's the love rice, it's magnified for you, why are you so expressional, how unpalatable it is, let me tell you that it's good to have food, don't pick and choose, when you are old, you will have no teeth, maybe you will miss this bowl of rice very much." ”

After listening to Lu Yi's words, the special assistant made an expression of wanting to vomit, and said: "Mr. Lu, don't say it, even if I don't have food in my next life, I won't miss this bowl of rice anymore, you don't know, the eggs in the rice are all starry, and even the hair on the chicken leg has not been shaved clean, I don't know what I think, and I will even receive it in my hand." ”

Lu Yi was stunned and said: "No, does Miss Secretary look like a person who can't cook, I can't see this at all, you are talking too exaggerated, what is the hair on the chicken leg has not been shaved clean, let me tell you, you must have never been in the kitchen, the hair on the chicken leg is shaved before it is sold." ”

The special assistant sighed, scratched his face, and said, "Hey, is that the case, I thought it was the secretary who shaved it herself, so it turned out to be the case, I misunderstood her, in fact, the secretary is still quite ingenious." ”

After saying so much, the special assistant began to make up for it, and he was also afraid that Lu Yi was a big mouth, and it would not be good to spread this remark to the ears of the secretary.

Lu Yi smiled evilly and said: "Since it's so unpalatable, have you eaten it, should it be, you threw it away to others, but then again, even the rice is not cooked, it is indeed difficult for people to eat it, if you don't eat it, it is also a forgivable thing, brother, okay, you go quickly, I still have guests later." ”

In fact, there was no guest, just an executive who had made an appointment with him to meet an hour and a half before the meeting.

It's just that Lu Yi saw that the secretary lady standing behind the special assistant was already half angry, if he let this kid continue to talk, maybe the marriage line between the two people would be dispersed, which would not be good, after all, the mental health of subordinates is also a place that the boss should pay attention to.

Lu Yi thought so, and felt that he was strange and considerate.

Where did I think that the special assistant seemed to have a stomach full of bitter water to pour, and just now he was reminding himself not to talk about some nonsense everywhere, so as not to reach the ears of the secretary, who would hear that Lu Yi was going to drive him away, so he refused to leave, and pulled Lu Yi's arm to complain.

The special assistant had an aggrieved expression on his face, and said: "Mr. Lu, you don't know, where can I still eat, I took it with one hand, and threw it away with the other, of course, not in front of the secretary, girls don't want to lose face, hey, let me tell you, girls are crazy, it's really scary than men, don't you know, Miss Secretary, she ......"

Before the special assistant finished speaking, he saw Lu Yi winking at him, and the special assistant was still deep in the bitterness in his mind and did not crawl out, so he did not receive Lu Yi's signal.

The special assistant felt very strange, so he asked: "Mr. Lu, what's wrong with your eyes, is there something in it, do you need me to make an appointment with a doctor for you, hey, let me tell you, the current doctor is very difficult to make an appointment, and the last time the secretary was sick, I made an appointment for a long time." ”

Lu Yi didn't speak, he was really going to lose to this special assistant whose brain hadn't turned a corner yet.

Lu Yi was afraid that this stupid kid would say something that shouldn't be said, so he said directly to the secretary behind the special assistant: "Miss secretary, you're here, just put down the documents, I don't have anything to arrange for you here, you go and get busy with you." ”

The special assistant was shocked, and his mouth couldn't even speak, and he trembled and said, "Secret...... Miss Secretary!"

looked like he wanted to see it but didn't dare to look back, and Lu Yi felt a little sorry for this stupid child.

The secretary didn't speak, put the documents on Lu Yi's desk, and turned around to leave.

The special assistant looked at Lu Yi, looking at him with a pleading gaze, a helpless and pitiful look at the weak, and his face was full of I need help.

The special assistant said, "Is it really Miss Secretary? When did she come, why didn't you tell me?" ”

The special assistant looks like he's about to collapse.

Lu Yi said helplessly: "I reminded you." ”

Only then did the special assistant react, it turned out that Lu Yi winked at him, just to remind him that the secretary was already here, don't say something that can't be said, but he mistakenly thought that Lu Yi's eyes were in something.

If it weren't for Lu Yi being his boss, he would probably have directly said that Lu Yi's eyes twitched.

The special assistant quickly turned around and saw the secretary pulling the door of the office.

The special assistant stepped forward quickly, grabbed the hand of the secretary's lady pulling the door, and said in a weak voice: "Honghong, you listen to my explanation." ”

Miss Secretary pushed his hand away and said, "I'm not called Honghong, please call me Miss Secretary, thank you, also, this is a public place, please don't pull and pull at me without my permission, be careful that I call a security guard." ”

The special assistant's tears were about to fall in a hurry, and he took the soft little hand of the secretary again, and said emotionally: "Honghong blames me for being bad, you beat me and scold me, just don't be polite to me, you are so polite, I am afraid." ”

Miss Secretary sneered and said, "Are you afraid? What are you afraid of, I think you are very bold, you dare to say these things in Mr. Lu's office, I think you are not bold, no one is more daring, what did I tell you, well, you ate into the dog's belly." ”

The special assistant looked aggrieved and said: "I remember it, Honghong, but Mr. Lu doesn't mind the office romance, didn't we make it public in front of Mr. Lu? Also, we don't have to be sneaky when we get in touch in the future, we can hold your hand openly, Honghong." ”

The special assistant shook the hand of the secretary, who was particularly delicate.

Lu Yi was so happy to see it, he just wanted to hold a watermelon and nibble on it, and be a live version of the melon-eating audience.

The corner of the secretary's mouth pulled, shook off the special assistant holding her hand, and said, "Okay, I understand what you mean, you dislike sneaking, right, okay, you go to Xiaoli from the company next door." ”