Chapter 773 - Tipping Too Much
What will happen if a foreigner loses something in Han? The answer is: This is an international event, the city bureau will supervise and handle it together, and the case will be closed as soon as possible, so you can't hurt the hearts of foreign friends.
And in Outer Mongolia?
Hehe, this thing that was lost at the Datiankou State Guesthouse was not recovered! The two motorcycles disappeared in such a magical way! What was most unacceptable to Yang Meng was that the local police actually complained to Yang Meng: What are you doing here on such an expensive motorcycle? Isn't this leading people to commit crimes?
Yes, this Nima has become Yang Meng's fault!
Yang Meng's R1150 is a commemorative edition signed by Wu Yusen and other creators of "Memory Rift"! He is not distressed to death? Yang Meng is angry and wants to leave directly! And they want to leave------ local police don't care anyway, the VIP is Longteng, and the idlers can leave when they leave!
As a result, when they found out that this 'idle man' turned out to be the master of Long Teng, the chief teacher of 'Long Yun', they found that things were a little difficult to do!
But this car really can't be recovered!
It's not like Han where there are cameras everywhere, and the police don't do anything but fineγγγγγγ The most important thing is: this place is so vast and sparsely populated, as long as you transport this car out of Ulaanbaatar and throw it into the pastoral area, where can you find it?
If you scatter all the police and troops in the whole of Outer Mongolia, you can't find them, okay?
This incident can be regarded as a slap in the face to Batulega, who was also angry and gave a death order to the chief of the Ulaanbaatar police ----- must solve the case within a time limit.
The chief of the Ulaanbaatar Police Department, Balitu, was dumbfounded, how to solve the case? The concubine can't do it!
Balitu thought for a long time, no, we must first stabilize Yang Meng and his party! How to stabilize them? Send his brother-in-law out.
Who is his brother-in-law?
GEEοΌ
No wonder Tubusin Bayar didn't let Yang Meng tell GEE the truth of the matter: can you be a police chief in Ulaanbaatar, can people be low?
GEE is also very helpless when he encounters this matter, how can he help? Say that this matter is over? Let's not talk about the commemorative value of the R1150, let's just say that the value of these two motorcycles themselves, is it difficult to do a good job? And who is Yang Meng? Longteng's master! There are only three UFC belts in his name! As a result, he has become an 'idle person' in your eyes?
It's enough for someone to lose their car, but you still value him? Who would be angry?
But after all, it's his eldest brother, and he's still the chief of the Ulaanbaatar Police Department, even if he really gives it to the end, the connections in the family are still there, as long as he's still in Ulaanbaatar, he can't help but help with this!
So how can it help?
GEE directly offered a 'procrastination trick': I will help you keep Yang Meng and them for a while, you hurry up and solve this problem, if you can't solve it, then don't blame me!
However, the 'procrastination trick' cannot be used indiscriminately: drag Yang Meng and them to hunt in the wild pastoral areas? What should they do if they leave directly? Not to mention anything else, just Yang Meng's ALL-4-RAG with a fuel tank of 420 liters! It is not a problem to run 3,000 kilometers with a full tank of fuel! Do you believe it or not when you run back to the northern capital directly from here?
Where are they dragging Yang Meng?
There are more than 300 nightclubs in Ulaanbaatar, large and small, and one play is almost enough to drag on for a year, right?
Of course, there are only a few nightclubs in Ulaanbaatar that are worth playing, and most of them are like small cabarets in the townshipγγγγγγ
But although the decoration level is not good, it does not mean that it is not fun here.
Nisgeba once said that he would take Yang Meng and them out to play when he was in Erlian, saying that there are thousands of Mongolian women begging for a life in Erlian, and now the special performance in Erlian is the Outer Mongolian striptease performance, which can be found in any nightclub song room.
Of course, due to the stricter crackdown on the erotic industry in China, their performances are still relatively restrained. (just relatively). But when I got to Ulaanbaatar and watched the original version, it was heaven and earth!
Ulaanbaatar is seriously westernized and European-American, and all the music in the nightclub is hip-hop music, and I even heard the REMIX version of GEE's music------ not to mention that it sounds good.
And Ulaanbaatar's nightclubs are definitely the most unbalanced place in the world where the ratio of men to women is great, there are many more women than men, and there are many foreign girls who drink foreign wine. In the impression of Yang Meng and others, the beauties in Outer Mongolia are all wearing the kind of clothes that are very tightly wrapped, but when they arrived here, they found out that they were wrong, and the women's clothes here are very revealing. It's starting to get cold now, but girls usually wear a fur coat or something on the outside, and a sexy little skirt on the inside.
Like Tsarist Russia, there are usually clothes storage places in restaurants, nightclubs and bars, and when you come, you can put your hat and jacket in the storage place and jump up in a beautiful little dress.
The leading dancers in the domestic nightclubs are dressed in cool, but here----- it's cooler, it's not that there is no cloth on the body, but what is covered is not covered at all, and the places that should be covered are not covered at all!
Although Mongolian girls are generally tall and stout, they really have unique skills in their hands!
Outer Mongolia's Jiu-Jitsu skills are world-famous! Combining Jiu-Jitsu skills with striptease is the specialty here.
Jiu-Jitsu soft gong was born in the Han Kingdom, born from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and developed rapidly in the Sui and Tang dynasties and even entered the court performance. Later, after it was introduced to Outer Mongolia, it became a world-famous stunt in Outer Mongolia today! Many Mongolian girls have been in contact with Jiu-Jitsu since childhood as a way out. Just like many Mongolian boys who practice sumo wrestling from an early age, they all want to go abroad.
In fact, the level of Han Jiu-Jitsu is even higher than that of Outer Mongolia, but in the world, many Westerners only use Outer Mongolian Jiu-Jitsu. In the eyes of many Westerners, Asians are Mongolians, and Outer Mongolians must be the most powerful if they can perform. Many Western girls come to Outer Mongolia to learn jiu-jitsu.
And the jujitsu of the Mongolian girl is not blown out, the height of one meter seven and the weight of one hundred and two are plump enough, right?
The problem is that this thing is put on clothes to perform, it is high-end and high-end, take off your clothes to do it?
The most important thing is that the men here can really get their hands on it: as soon as you tip it, you can touch it in front of everyone. And the girls who came to play here were all surprised when they saw this scene.
Xiao Peng and Hu Er were stunned that these two idiots did a stupid thing, and they almost got into a fight with someone:
Although GEE and Anu found a lot of girls to play with them, after all, GEE is in the mixed art circle, and they are all models, actors, variety actresses, and the like, but Xiao Peng and Hu Er are stunned to take off the outer Mongolia on this stage
Dressdance is more interested. The two simply found a booth close to the stage to watch the girls dance up close.
Hu Er was stunned, he and Long Teng had been to Las Vegas to compete, watched striptease over there, and played 'knee dance' or the like, but Xiao Peng didn't!
The question arises: how much is the right tip?
The two of them were embarrassed to ask, and finally discussed it, so let's give 20,000 figures: after all, this is the largest face value of the currency in Mongolia, and it is only more than 60 yuan when converted into RMB. They don't know that this is to give more and give less, if they give less, then give some moreγγγγγγ
The result is that this person has 20,000 pictures to give something to do!
The girl who performed that was called a passion. Seeing that the two of them couldn't let go, they grabbed their hands and pressed them on themselves! Where did Hu Erzhu and Xiao Peng experience such a thing? Plus after drinking some wine, it was fun enough.
In fact, Yang Meng and they all saw this scene, but they didn't care about them: Isn't it okay to have fun? Aren't Yang Meng and the others also having fun with a group of girls there?
As a result, what happened next was a little out of control: a few more dancing girls surrounded Hu Er and stunned the two of them. These two people also took advantage of the strength of the wine, and they stayed as much as they wanted: a group of beautiful women jumped around the two of them and entangled, and there was a feeling of 'wine pool meat forest' on the side of the booth of the two.
And then...... It's a fight!
The first to fight were the girls, Xiao Peng and Hu Er couldn't understand what they were talking about, what the hell was going on? Why did a group of people who were still happy just now start fighting?
They were still confused there, and there were a few men next to them, and the two thought they were here to persuade them, but this time the target was the two of them, and several people scolded and scolded them, making the two of them confused, what is the situation?
After all, this is GEE's shop, and the security guards quickly discovered the situation here: Do you dare to provoke the boss's distinguished guests? A group of security guards came and took all the girls and men away from the scene, and the men slapped them a few times. And those girls also rushed backstage to do it.
"What the hell is going on?" Yang Meng asked GEE, who came back after learning about what had happened.
GEE smiled bitterly: "Give too much money!"
"What do you mean?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.
GEE explained: "People give a tip of one or two thousand figures, and those who have money give three or five thousand figures, they are good, they get started with 20,000 figures, and continue to stuff when they have fun, so rich guests can those girls let go? The problem is that wolves have more meat and less meat, so isn't this just a fight?"
Yang Meng was dumbfounded when he heard this: "One or two thousand figures? Isn't this three or five yuan that can be touched casually?"
"How much do you think it will take, and if you touch it, you won't lose a piece of meat, of course it won't be too much!" said GEE of course.
Yang Meng blinked, and what he said seemed to make senseγγγγγγ But he still doesn't dwell on the topic: "What's going on with those guys?"
GEE smiled: "They also want to play! But the girls have run to Hu Ershuang and Xiao Peng, can they not be angry? This is to find two people to explain!"
Yang Meng took a deep breath: "You deserve it!"