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Albert Einstein, the most prominent time expert of all time, famously said in order to make it easier for a layman to understand the theory of relativity: "A man sits with a beautiful woman for an hour, and it may seem like only a minute has passed, but if he is asked to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it will seem like more than an hour has passed." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

A lot of people tell jokes.

What they don't know is that the "Beauty and the Heat" metaphor isn't just a clever whim.

In his previous life, Luoyang rummaged through the stacks of old books in the library, and stumbled upon the original style of this metaphor, and to his surprise, this passage about the beautiful woman and the hot stove was actually a summary of a short experimental report by Einstein, which was published in a discontinued journal.

Luoyang felt that the analogy was inappropriate.

In terms of appearance, Liu Qin is undoubtedly a beauty, and it stands to reason that he should belong to the former in the relativity metaphor.

But he felt that Liu Qin was the stove, and Liu Qin sat on the sofa watching TV like this, obviously for a few minutes, but he felt that more than an hour had passed, especially when the drama on TV was still a bloody mess.

"It's a little hot. ”

"Yes, take off your clothes. ”

The pattern of conversation between the two seems to be getting more and more bizarre.

Luo Yang stood up lightly and said with a smile: "I'll go to work first." ”

Liu Qin's beautiful eyes flashed with helplessness, "Go write, it just so happens that I cook first, I haven't cooked for a long time, today I will make scrambled eggs with tomatoes for you to eat." ”

Luoyang nodded, entered the study and turned on the computer, and began to write "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" will be published on the fifteenth of next month, and Luoyang must complete this book within a month.

The chapter he is writing at the moment is Chapter 21 [Solving Problems and Resolving Disputes as the Top Six].

[Zong Weixia couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Zhang Wuji capture Yuanyin and lift his weight lightly, but since he was already in the field, how could he show weakness and retreat? Zong Weixia said: "Hmph, it is even more difficult for us to make peace with the Demon Sect. This old thief surnamed Yin owes me three punches and seven wounds, let me fight first. He rolled up his sleeves. Zhang Wuji said: "The seniors of the sect opened the seven wounds boxing, closed the seven wounds fist, according to the opinions of the younger generations, the seven wounds fist of the predecessors of the sect has not yet been practiced." The five elements of the human body, the heart belongs to fire, the lungs belong to gold, the kidneys belong to water, the spleen belongs to earth, the liver belongs to wood, plus the two qi of yin and yang. Every time the fist of the Seven Wounds Fist is deepened, one's internal organs will be damaged by one more layer, but in fact, it will hurt oneself first, and then the enemy. Fortunately, the time for the seniors to practice this way of boxing is not too long, and there is still a cure. ”]

What is this plot about?

That's right, it was the famous six major sects besieging the Bright Peak!

When writing this paragraph, Luoyang himself was also quite excited, in his previous life, when it came to the most brilliant plot written by Jin Yong, the siege of Guangming Ding by the six major factions was definitely one of them, and some people even listed the plot of the siege of Guangming Ding by the six major factions as an extremely colorful stroke in the entire history of martial arts, and its influence can be seen.

Shaolin!Emei!Wudang!Kongtong!Huashan!Kunlun!

When Zhang Wuji, who is alias Zeng Aniu, faced the six major schools alone and blocked all the masters in the world with his own strength, the momentum of being a man and a man is absolutely shocking, a bit similar to Western blockbusters, in Hollywood popcorn movies, although personal heroism is often complained about by the audience, its box office competitiveness has always been consistent, which just shows that the audience itself is a group of extremely hypocritical, while feeling that it has no connotation, and watching it with relish.

Want a double harvest at the box office?

It's almost an impossible goal.

And the plot of the six major factions besieging Guangmingding, in a sense, has achieved a relatively perfect balance between refreshment and connotation, which is its most commendable place.

Luoyang's pen is like a god.

"Burn my body, blaze the holy fire, what joy is life, what is the pain of death, for the good and eliminate the evil, only the light. Joy and sorrow are dust. Have mercy on the world, and there will be many sorrows! Have mercy on the world, and there will be many sorrows!"

When the Mingjiao heroes sang this sentence, Luoyang seemed to see the battles in Guangmingding.

It wasn't until nine o'clock in the evening that Luoyang finished writing the plot of chapter 21 and chapter 22, and all the six major sects dispersed, Zhang Wuji pretended to succeed and successfully became the leader of the Ming Sect.

"Ask for an update!"

"Lord, it's not powerful!"

"Speed, I want to see Zeng Aniu!"

"Boss, boss, have you finished writing Chapter 21, and I'll wait until the flowers are thanks?"

Since the last time Luoyang posted the unreleased plot to the Shuimu House group, everyone has fallen in love with this feeling of being able to predict the plot in advance, and every day they will urge Luoyang to update it early and post the plot to the group.

"Wait a minute. ”

Luoyang typed two words and transmitted the twenty-first and twenty-second chapters of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" to the group, and the latest news quickly became a system prompt: [Luoyang uploaded a group file].

Everyone stopped talking.

Apparently I went reading a book again.

Among them, the most impatient performance is Xiang Tao.

In fact, since the serialization of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", the content performance of the first ten episodes has been tepid, and it was not until the tenth episode that Zhang Cuishan and his wife were forced to commit suicide that it finally caused readers to discuss the plot on a large scale.

Xiang Tao was also secretly worried.

However, what relieved Xiang Tao was that Zhang Wuji learned the complete version of "Jiuyang Divine Skill" in the belly of a white ape in a desperate situation, and his strength increased sharply.

Yes, the foreshadowing has long been buried!

Many people thought that Zhang Wuji fell off the cliff, so he got the "Jiuyang True Scripture".

On the surface, it seems to be true, but as a die-hard reader of Luoyang, when Xiang Tao saw this plot, he knew that this ape with "Jiuyang Divine Skill" hidden in his belly did not appear for no reason-

The foreshadowing was laid at the beginning of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

Master Jueyuan learned the "Jiuyang True Scripture", and before his death, he recited the scriptures aloud.

Zhang Sanfeng, Guo Xiang and the colorless master of the Shaolin faction each remembered a part, so the martial arts of the three factions of Wudang, Emei and Shaolin advanced greatly after a few years, and they have been fighting against each other for decades, which can be said to be a famous martial arts!

This scripture is indeed the "Jiuyang True Scripture".

As for why it was hidden in the belly of the ape, no one in the world knew it at that time.

It turned out that more than 90 years ago, Xiao Xiangzi and Yin Kexi stole this scripture from the Shaolin Temple Scripture Pavilion, and were chased to the top of Huashan by Master Jueyuan.

Later, Jueyuan, Zhang Sanfeng, Yang Guo and others searched for Xiao Xiangzi and Yin Kexi, but when they didn't see the scriptures, they let them take the ape down the mountain.

This is the final plot of "The Condor Heroes", Xiang Tao remembers it vividly, it is the way down from "Jiuyang Divine Skill", which has become a big mystery in the martial arts for nearly a hundred years.

Later, Xiao Xiangzi and Yin Kexi took the ape and went to the Western Regions, the two of them had their own jealousies in their hearts, for fear that the other party would first learn the martial arts in the scriptures, kill themselves, restrain each other, and did not dare to take out the scriptures in the ape's belly, and finally came to the amazing peak of Kunlun Mountain, Yin Xiao and the two plotted against each other, and fought a lose-lose battle.

This supreme method of cultivating internal strength has remained in the ape's womb since then.

Xiao Xiangzi's martial arts were slightly better than Yin Kexi, but because he punched Master Jueyuan at the top of Huashan, he was seriously injured due to the force of the counterattack, and he was killed first when he came to fight with Yin Kexi.

When Yin Kexi was dying, he met He Zudao, the "Three Sages of Kunlun".

His conscience was a little disturbed, so he asked him to go to the Shaolin Temple to inform Master Jueyuan that the scripture was in the womb of this ape.

But when he spoke, his mind was confused and his speech was slurred, and he said "the scriptures are in the monkeys", but He Zudao heard the so-called "scriptures in the oil".

He Zudao is a good person who keeps his promise, and he really went to the Central Plains and told Master Jueyuan the words of "through the oil", Jueyuan could not understand the meaning, but it did not need to be said, but caused a huge turmoil, and there were more Wudang and Emei factions in the martial arts.

As for the ape, he was very lucky.

It takes the fairy peach in the Kunlun Mountains as food, gets the aura of heaven and earth, after more than 90 years, it is still jumping like flying, the long black hair of the whole body has also turned white, and it has become a white ape, but the scripture is hidden in the abdomen, forcing the stomach, inevitably suffering from time to time, and the boils on the stomach are also good from time to time, until this day, Zhang Wuji has to take it out, as far as this white ape is concerned, it is really a big trouble.

All these twists and turns, there are people in the world who are a hundred times smarter than Zhang Wuji, of course, they can't guess.

Xiang Tao naturally couldn't imagine that the original story was so tortuous, so although Zhang Wuji's routine of falling off the cliff and getting miraculous skills can be called bloody, but when it is written with this reason, it is round and seamless!

"Maybe that's the difference between a great god and a street fight......

Generally, when authors write about this kind of plot, most of them don't remember what foreshadowing they buried.

However, Luoyang buried the foreshadowing of "in oil" at the beginning of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", and even at the end of "The Condor Heroes", this is the pen power that belongs to the masters, they can always be self-consistent in the plot that should be bloody, resulting in the original bloody plot is endlessly charming.