Out of the private room, Xia Shan walked in front and said, "Drink too much water, go to the toilet." ”

Song Xun knew that he wanted to talk to him, so he followed.

Got to the toilet and there were no outsiders. After all, it's normal that no one is there before the bar is lively. Serious people, who comes here for dinner......

"Your teacher is very good. Xia Shan began to walk towards the urinal as he spoke.

Song Xun followed him and warned Xia Shan: "Don't beat our teacher's idea!"

Although Song Xun was hostile to Xia Shan, even as an enemy, he had to admit Xia Shan's advantages.

This guy ...... It's too foul!

"What do you want...... Xia Shan sneered, "I'm asking you not to disappoint your teacher, people are good to you, you have to give back something to others." ”

"You don't need to say it!" Song Xun snorted coldly, he naturally knew that he knew about the Grace Map.

Determined to mix with society, he regards righteousness as heavier than the sky.

"Do you think anyone can wait for you for thirty years?" Xia Shan shook his head, "If you want to reciprocate, take something realistic." ”

Song Xun seemed to be insulted, and shouted at Xia Shan, "I won't bribe!

"Who told you to stuff red envelopes! You can have this kind of thought, and you also look down on your teacher Lin! If you have a kind, just study hard to show her......"

"Reading is a fart!"

"Reading is your only chance to level the playing field. You see, you can't even ...... sum a series of equal differences."

"Fart!" Song Xun finally untied his trouser belt and began to release the garbage in his body.

But he knew that he was at a loss and was ready to take a curve to save the country.

He glanced at Xia Shan, who was very close to the urinal on the ground, and mocked: "If you stick it so close, you are not afraid of splashing yourself all over." ”

"One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization. Xia Shan responded directly with a slogan posted on the wall.

Song Xun expected Xia Shan to say this, and he found a breakthrough.

"You see, this is the moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor taught in school? For the sake of illusory quality, splash yourself with urine? Brother, in society, what is important is who can be more unruly to the greatest extent!"

Xia Shan squinted at him, "You think what I said is quality?"

"Then what's not!" Song Xun was holding the victory, and he spoke steadily.

Xia Shan smiled and said, "Then I'll tell you, this sentence is actually science." According to the study of fluid mechanics, after the urine leaves the body for 15 cm, the urine column will split into urine beads, and urine beads are more likely to splash. Therefore, try to control the urine to touch the wall of the urinal within 15cm of the body, so that it is not easy to splash on the body. ”

You think this sentence is quality, but in fact, it is science. ”

Song Xun's mouth grew up, and his confused eyes were full of doubts about the authenticity of this world.

In the short half day he met Xia Shan, he encountered too many things that could subvert his worldview.

Xia Shan took back the baby, fastened his belt, and went to the sink to wash his hands.

Song Xun saw that Xia Shan had his back to him, and silently moved forward half a step, ending this magical process of excreting garbage.

When the two returned to the private room, the party had come to an end.

Teacher Lin was arranging how to send the children back, and she drove the car over to send the children back to their homes one by one.

This is the responsibility and obligation that she should consciously assume as a people's teacher.

She only has one car, and she can only deliver three children at a time.

So, the rest will have to wait at the bar for a while.

She was still worried before, but after a while of contact with Xia Shan, there was another accident that was not an accident, and she was still relieved when Xia Shan was here.

Therefore, Song Xun was naturally arranged to be the last to go.

This will be the time of the people in the bar.

The bar is already starting to come alive.

Song Xun had another plan in his heart.

If he can't get the first victory here in Xia Shan today, he will go home and lie in bed, and he will definitely not be able to sleep all night!

"Can you dance?"

The music in the bar is gradually rising, and happy hour is coming.

Song Xun stabbed Xia Shan with his elbow.

"Okay. Xia Shan gladly accepted.

Xia Shan accepted it too simply, and Song Xun immediately added another condition, "Bring a companion!"

Saying that, Song Xun shouted at a tall and beautiful girl among the remaining female students: "Younan, can you dance with me?"

You Nan has been learning dance since he was a child, and he is even more experienced in a hundred battles, can he still lose to him?

Song Xun is full of hope for this game.

Xia Shan shrugged his shoulders and looked at the female students, always feeling that it was not appropriate.

The eyes of the two girls who came with Xia Shan lit up, and they finally found an opportunity.

After looking for a night, I can be regarded as finding an opportunity!

"I'll accompany you!" the girl who picked up her best friend and went to the train station immediately got up and put her arm around Xia Shan and said.

Moreover, she had already taken the opportunity to eat and took the time to go to the toilet to make up her makeup, which was also a confident comparison at this time.

Facing the little girl, the girl seemed to puff up her chest defiantly.

The four of them stepped onto the dance floor to the sound of the music.

In just a minute, the female student named Younan said in Song Xun's ear: "Forget it, they are so powerful!"

Song Xun's heart was full of anger, he couldn't dance well, his eyes kept staring at others, can we not lose?

Younan obviously seems to be a good girl, although she came out to play with her classmates out of curiosity, but her personality will not change much.

She hurriedly explained in Song Xun's ear: "He is really powerful, better than the teacher who taught me to dance, he should be professional, right?"

The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway.

Younan, who has been learning dance since childhood, actually went to the path of a professional dancer.

"Ah!" Song Xun was crazy in his heart, but he had to roar incompetently in his heart.

When Mr. Lin came to pick up people for the last time, only Song Xun and Xia Shan were left, and the two girls had also been sent away by Xia Shan.

Song Xun hung his head and squatted on the side of the street outside the bar with Xia Shan dejectedly.

Even the best drinking orders and dice swinging bells I did best!

In the face of oppression, Song Xun tried, worked hard, and tried his best.

It's a pity, the will of heaven cannot be violated!

Standing on the side of the street, Mr. Lin looked at Xia Shan apologetically, "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long......"

"It's fine. ”

"Where do you live, and I'll take you home, shall I?"

Xia Shan shook his hand and gave a white lie, "No, someone is coming to pick me up." ”

This Teacher Lin is very tired and has a cold, so let her go back and rest early.

"Then, I'll send Song Xun back?" Teacher Lin said with some hesitation.

There is a sentence that she is embarrassed to say in her heart.

She has always been asked for contact information, and for the first time she has the idea of asking for contact information.

He's funny, and it's nothing to make friends...... Lin Long explained to himself in his heart.

It's just that after all, she is still thin-skinned, and the words go to her throat and are swallowed by her.

"I've heard that it's not all out there lately, so you have to be careful...... That, goodbye. ”

"Don't worry, goodbye. Xia Shan said.

There will be a time to say goodbye......

Lin Long got into the car, fastened his seat belt, looked at Xia Shan who was smiling and waving his hand outside the window, and said to himself.