Chapter Seventy-Three: Black and White Shame on Zhang Xicai
Zhang Sanmad was startled when he saw the black thing at the entrance of the cave. After looking closely, I realized that there was a hole hidden under the wall, but the hole was too narrow, and a big black dog was stuck in it.
The big black dog is none other than the Black Hades of the Ghost Race.
Zhang Sanmad's fried dough sticks in the morning were not digested before they reached the middle of his stomach, and he was thinking about picking up a rabbit to eat, but he didn't expect to find the Black Yama King in distress.
He was so hungry that he wanted to eat everything, so he tilted his head and asked the big white dog Yile, "Hehe, do you mind if you stew dog meat at noon today?"
When the big white dog heard the word "eat", his eyes suddenly lit up, and he excitedly stuck out his tongue around the hole and turned and barked.
"Hey, hey, gluttony, can't even learn how to bark ......"
Zhang San rolled his eyes, rolled up his sleeves and squatted down, tilting his head and laughing while leaning his hand into the hole to grab the head of the Black Yama King.
To be honest, he doesn't look like a dog, but like a fish. Even the big white dog on the side widened his eyes, worrying that he would be bitten by the wild dog in the cave.
"Come on, come on, little girl, uncle pulled you up and make a bad ......," he laughed lewdly and fumbled.
When the black king in the cave saw that he stretched out his two dirty hands, he didn't have a seizure at first without distinguishing between the real and the false, and when he saw that the two hands were open with ten fingers open and touched his mouth, he immediately felt insulting to the dog's character, so he became irritable.
But when it chose the most meaty part of the tiger's mouth and just wanted to open its mouth to bite, Zhang Sanmad suddenly stood up with a hand, and muttered:
"The dog, the heavenly and earthly branches are yang, and the gossip is the gen, and the innate yang energy is the purest......! It is also a strong body of yin and yang, and there must be yin and yang eyes, which is really an ink unicorn that uses yang to overcome yin to drive away evil and avoid ghosts......"
He muttered a grin: "Hehe, the mountain people can't stew you, you have to keep it and go back to Daqing Mountain to catch the black cat spirit......!"
He was snickering, and just now the big black dog didn't bite him, and now he came out with a ferocious "poof".
"Huh!" Zhang Sanmad was shocked when he saw the situation, and he was about to leave in a panic, when he saw the Black Yama King jump up and take a bite according to his heels.
"Uh, mommy......" Zhang San screamed madly, and didn't care about 3721, desperately trying to break free. Fortunately, the Black Hades only bit the heel of the shoe, and he just ran for his life, and the entire rotten sole of the shoe was torn off.
The big black dog was slammed and stunned by the bite of a stinky sole. Zhang San's crazy golden cicada came out of his shell, and he was so frightened that he ran with one bare foot and pulled his throat to ask the big white dog for help: "Ahhh......h
But the big white dog just watched the excitement like a fool, and when he heard him call himself "big white", he still waged his tail.
Seeing that the Black Yama King was holding a broken shoe and had a beastly hair, Zhang San was so anxious that he scolded: "You are an ungrateful second goods, and you are also known as the snow wolf, you already knew that you would not even give half a fritter......!
Zhang Sanmad was screaming and scolding in a panic, while circling around a pile of rubble ruins. I saw the Black Yama King spit out the broken shoes, and roared twice, and suddenly spread his legs like arrows flying over the string.
"Lie down, I didn't eat the stewed dog meat, this time I'm going to burp and catch a cold......" Zhang San saw the big black dog barking on its fangs and jumping up and pounced on him like a vicious tiger pounced, and couldn't help but cry bitterly in his heart......
Unexpectedly, just when he thought that there was no hope of escaping, the big white dog seemed to be awakened by the sound of "dawn", and suddenly his back hair stood up to reveal the nature of a wolf, and he roared and rushed towards the big black dog. At the same time, I saw that its waist and abdomen were like a bow, and it soared into the air. This leap is more than one person high, and the momentum is like a broken bamboo, except for the lack of thunder and lightning.
The Black Yama King pounced on Zhang Sanmad, it was already fierce enough, but it couldn't have imagined that at this moment, there would be an even more ferocious white-haired giant beast above him.
Before it could react, it saw a "bang" in black and white in mid-air, and it was hit by a snow wolf and flew out.
The force of this collision was so great that it was as fierce as the King Kong pendulum thunder, and the Black Yama King "Yo Yo" roared and flew out seven or eight meters before he fell heavily to the ground with a thud, unable to contain his inertia and rolled over five or six rolls, "clicked" and hit a dead tree, and the dead branches and leaves "scattered" and fell to the ground.
When it was convulsed for a long time and limped and tried to get up, the snow wolf looked up and stood in front of it.
"Yo, hey, hey, hahaha!" Zhang Sanmad, who was originally frightened, was immediately happy when he saw this sudden turn for the better, wiped the sweat on his forehead and let out a sigh: "Grandma, this wolf lamb turned out to be scolded!"
However, although the Black Yama King lay on the ground and didn't dare to get up, he grinned and roared "woo" and was not convinced.
"Cut it, cut it! Give our old Zhang out of anger!" Zhang San madly waved his slap far away to encourage the snow wolf, gloating at the big black dog.
"Wow!" I saw the snow wolf open his mouth and scream at the Black Hades monster, as if he was provoking.
How could the Black Yama King have received this kind of anger, he got up with a "woo" and made a counterattack posture. As soon as it stood firm, the snow wolf jumped for joy like a cat playing with a mouse, and with a wave of its big white paws, "poof!" slapped it down again.
Immediately afterwards, the snow wolf jumped up, and it was a toss to cover his head and face regardless of the severity. The big black dog resisted once or twice at first, but then directly tilted his neck and bared his stomach to fiddle.
Later, so that Zhang Sanmad couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly stopped. Maybe the snow wolf also felt bored, and after being absent-minded for a while, he lay down and rested.
The big black dog drooped his head and lost the momentum of the Black Hades, pretending to surrender, secretly observing the attitude of the snow wolf and wanting to get up and slip away. But as soon as it moved, the snow wolf stared at it with its ears up.
After several times in a row, the Black Hades never dared to go beyond the range demarcated by the snow wolf with his eyes, and finally had to lie down aggrievedly and completely dispel the idea of escaping.
Zhang Sanmad observed from afar for a long time, and grinned: "It's okay, a big victory, Mingjin withdraws his troops!"
While he was having fun, he stepped forward, touched the snow wolf's head and sighed with satisfaction: "A wolf is a wolf, a good one! Although this black burning stick has been stumbled a little, it can still be won down and used by me!"
Zhang San had something to discuss with the snow wolf, and when he saw that it didn't react, he gently whistled at the Black Yama King to test it. The Black Yama King bet that he was in the same group as the Snow Wolf, so he had to wag his tail slightly twice to show that he had something to say.
"Hehe, this is good, now it is the desire of the dog, the soldiers are strong!"
Zhang Sanmad was satisfied and lay down on the south wall on the side, touching his shriveled stomach and thinking: "The soldiers and horses have not moved, the grain and grass go first! If there are really more mouths, the problem of eating is really difficult to solve......
He touched his stomach and pondered for a long time, and unconsciously "snored" and snored. The snow wolf also no longer paid attention to the Black Yama King, lazily came to Zhang Sanmad's side, pillowed his head on his stomach and squinted and snored......
Lao Zhang can sleep if he wants, let's ignore him for now.
said that the pestle said goodbye to Du Xianzhai and rushed back to the shack, and Grandma Liang was leaning on crutches against the door and looking forward to it.
"Grandma, I'm ......" The pestle looked at her grandmother's haggard appearance and couldn't help but choke up, and then thought about what happened to her overnight.
"Don't say anything, just come back!" Grandma Liang smiled relieved when she saw him come back safely, both relieved and unable to hide the vicissitudes of life.
"Well, it's not good for me," the pestle hurriedly helped the old man to turn around and go home, pretending to be calm and hoping to find a suitable reason to reassure grandma, "I ...... I met a friend who ...... He invited me to stay for one night!"
"Cough, cough, cough, cough......" Grandma Liang didn't speak, she couldn't help but cough for a while, and the pestle quickly helped her into the shack.
Unexpectedly, he lifted the curtain before entering, and couldn't help but be stunned and exclaimed: "Huh, bang, bang!"
It turned out that somehow there was a person lying in his small bed, and it was a woman, and he slept like a dead pig......