Magic City,

After the research report on guano doped graphene was released, after a day of development, it completely exploded on the Internet, but after only one day of explosion, Xu Mang was surprised to find that there was a mysterious force that was preventing the situation from continuing to develop.

This is a force known as 404, it prohibits any posts and comments under the message, Xu Mang didn't have any ideas, but the female demon king Yang Xiaoman blew up directly, she felt that her husband was treated unfairly.

"I'm!"

"Is it really when we don't have anyone?" Yang Xiaoman ran out of her mobile phone angrily and made a call to her cousin, she felt that this kind of thing didn't need to trouble her uncle, she could solve the problem by directly finding her cousin, and her brother-in-law was bullied, so he could ignore it?

"Hello?"

"Brother... Why can't you comment on some of your brother-in-law's posts?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm very angry now, Xu Mang is your brother-in-law, and you actually ignore it... You're still not human? What about my sister-in-law? I'm going to talk to my sister-in-law, you're such a bastard... My family Xu Mang was bullied, you don't care. ”

My cousin was at a loss, he didn't say a word, and he was scolded for splitting his head and covering his face, this... This is even more wronged than Dou E, and said helplessly: "Ahem... Didn't Xiao Xu just publish a paper?"

"You..."

"You really don't care about your brother-in-law at all. Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded, and said angrily: "I made it very clear just now, but you didn't listen to it at all, why is the comment area of your brother-in-law's post banned? Why? Give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise... I'm going to your house to make trouble. ”

Oops...

OMG!

What kind of drug did Xiao Xu pour into his cousin? That's too close, isn't it?

"Wait a minute!"

"I'm going to make a phone call right now and ask about the situation... I guess it was a mistake. The cousin said embarrassedly: "Xiao Man... Don't come, don't worry... This matter, your brother and I will take care of it, don't worry, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"

"Humph!"

"Hurry up!" Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said angrily: "You can do it within an hour, if it exceeds an hour, I will immediately buy a ticket to your house, sit on the sofa without eating or drinking, and then alarm the aunt, don't blame me." ”

The cousin smiled bitterly and hurriedly comforted: "Don't worry... This matter is not handled well, I can always apologize in person, right? Is Xiao Xu by your side, you give Xiao Xu your mobile phone, and I will talk to him a few words. ”

"Oh..."

Yang Xiaoman took the mobile phone, ran to Xu Mang's side, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Cousin's phone." ”

Pick up the phone,

Xu Mang smiled and asked, "Hey, cousin... Are you looking for me?"

"Xiao Xu. The cousin said seriously: "I will help you with this matter, don't worry... What bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods don't exist in front of us, right... Wait a minute, you can calm Xiao Man's emotions, you should understand. ”

“...”

"Cousin... What kind of temper does your cousin have, don't you know?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I... I usually live in dire straits, and I am scolded by your cousin every day... Oh my God, cousin... Do you have any return regulations in the Yang family?"

"I..."

Toot toot~

My cousin was just about to speak, when he heard a blind sound from his phone.

"It's over..."

"Xiao Xu's life may be in danger!" The cousin looked at his mobile phone interface, his face was full of worry, his cousin Xiao Man is not a simple person, he has been smart since he was a child, and he likes sanda, fortunately Xiao Xu came at this time.

"What's wrong?"

"What are you doing in a daze?" The sister-in-law saw her husband sitting on the sofa with a worried expression, and asked curiously: "I just heard what you said about Xiao Xu, what's wrong with Xiao Xu?"

"Ugh..."

"Our brother-in-law, who is already an academician, knows how to cause trouble. The cousin sighed and said helplessly, "It's also... I only won the Nobel Prize in Physics in my twenties, which is almost unprecedented and unprecedented, and I was named an academician of the Academy of Sciences, I really can't figure out who is so bold and dares to come nonsense to him. ”

"You call and ask, I think you, the eldest brother, usually don't care about your sister and brother-in-law at all. The sister-in-law said: "Don't take out the attitude at work, say that you want to deny your six relatives, do you think it's possible?"

"Xiao Xu's social status is not lower than yours, and he also belongs to Yiyantang at home, you can only be regarded as the fourth, and you are one enemy more than Xiao Xu. The sister-in-law said.

The cousin sighed and said helplessly: "Although the status is high, but... Xiao Xu likes to cause trouble, and he doesn't care if he pat his ass when he causes good things, online comments are banned, and he can ask clearly with a phone call, and the result... I don't care. ”

“...”

"I think this kind of character is very good, free, I think at home, Xiao Xu is most like a normal person, you are all workaholics. The sister-in-law smiled bitterly: "Okay... Hurry up and call and go to bed after the call. ”

Words fall,

Left my cousin alone.

meanwhile

Xu Mang had just been beaten by Ai's little fist, sat on the sofa honestly, pinched Xiao Man's legs, and asked with a shyly face: "Wife, are you comfortable? I am now a thief in massage skills, is it so comfortable that I can't speak now?"

"Shut up!"

"Press with your heart!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said indifferently: "Big fool... I know that if you count me down in front of outsiders, your mother's good image will be ruined for you, a big fool... I'm really angry, can you be a person in the future?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Oops... In fact, they are all family. Xu Mang said with a smile: "How can there be any outsiders and insiders, Xiao Manna... We can't produce this kind of class thinking, this kind of necessity, and we have time to take D class and study Marxism-Leninism again. ”

"Get out!"

"If you talk to my mother again, be careful to beat you to death!" Yang Xiaoman raised his small iron fist and said with a disdainful expression.

Xu Mang shrank his head, pinching his feet with a sad face, maybe it was too comfortable, Yang Xiaoman's handsome little face was slightly flushed, his mouth opened slightly, and his eyebrows and eyes were thrown to Xu Da pig's trotters.

"Husband~"

"It's late... Isn't it time for us to sleep?" Yang Xiaoman said with a hint of pleading and tenderness: "Your body has also been repaired recently, I think... It's almost there, and it just so happens that the clothes purchased online have also arrived. ”

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Oh, my God!

This... Is this coming?

Happiness came too suddenly, and I wasn't ready!

"Wait two more days. Xu Mang said cautiously: "I don't think I have made up enough... I'll make up for two more days, and then... Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Nasty~"

...

soon

The next day,

The comments all returned to normal, and a large number of netizen comments began to increase wildly, basically to a one-sided extent, knowing that this is a research report on satire, satirizing those scholars who post articles for the sake of posting articles.

Using bird droppings to remind scientific researchers not to follow the so-called trend, do some tinkering experiments, and publish a little bit of marginal articles, wasting time, energy, and life, and at the same time wasting the financial resources of the whole country, in fact, it does not have any significance for the progress of science.

Many powerful netizens have found research reports similar to guano doped graphene routines, and for a while these authors have become the object of criticism on the Internet, although there are some ruthless, but netizens have been angry with these research reports.

same

It's completely an idea, even worse than Academician Xu's guano doped graphene, others have provided two synthesis methods, and this group of bastards turns out to have only one, isn't this an IQ insult?

Then

A large number of brand new articles appeared.

"A lump of guano makes the faces of scholars who study graphene blue"

"Graphene can be doped casually to publish articles! Finally, someone can't stand it, can it be doped with bird feces?"

"Guano + graphene = SCI paper, academician Xu's hardcore satirical paper irrigation!"

"Academician Xu uses guano to teach you how to kill 3,000 SCI papers in seconds!"

It's all swollen!

Anyone who has done this kind of thing has been slapped in the face, although there is no news about what will happen to them, but the pressure of public opinion has forced many people to stand up and admit their mistakes.

But...

The Graphene Association is still carrying it.

At this point,

In the United States,

Walls is being interviewed on a CNN talk show.

Sitting next to him was a well-known showrunner and follower of American supremacism.

"Professor Walls?"

"What do you think of Xu Mang in Huaguo?" the host asked.

"Liar!"

"A complete liar and at the same time a sensationalizing guy. Walls said mercilessly: "His approach has undoubtedly hurt a lot of people's enthusiasm for graphene, and I bet... In the future, many people will stay away from this new material, which is to prevent the development of graphene. ”

"I strongly disagree with Xu Mang's approach and hope that he will be able to take down his paper full of hilarious papers and apologize to the world at the same time. Professor Walls said.

"What if..."

"What if he doesn't apologize?" the host asked, "Professor Wall, what are your plans?"

"It's easy!"

"I'm going to unite all the scientists who support me and resist him!" Walls said, "and this kind of person shouldn't be based in science." ”

Words fall,

Walls turned his head to look at the camera and said solemnly, "Xu Mang... If you're watching the show right now, I want you to apologize right away, you've hurt a lot of people's confidence, you're an executioner!"

"If you don't apologize, we'll make you pay!"

......