Su Ye was full of surprise and said, "I said, you won't cheat when you want to take the exam, right?"

Cui Long suddenly rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Let's not talk about cheating or not cheating, for example, do you think the two of us are going to be suddenly admitted to the top 50 in age, what do you think everyone will think?"

Su Ye smiled dryly: "They must think that the two of us are cheating......"

Cui Long nodded approvingly: "So, even if the two of us really have the ability to be in the top fifty, do you think Dong Yan's mother-in-law will be able to return the tablet to me at that time?"

Su Ye touched her chin and said softly: "That's right, even if we meet Dong Yan's requirements with real skills, she will think that we are cheating, and then she will definitely use such an excuse to shirk that we will all have to maintain that kind of results in the future......"

Cui Long said indignantly: "Even if our grades are maintained, that mother-in-law will definitely say something, oops, this is about to take the college entrance examination, in order not to affect your studies, then I will return it to you after the college entrance examination is over, his grandmother's, if the college entrance examination is over, do we still need to be afraid of her?"

Su Ye glanced at Cui Long, and said angrily: "Then what do you want to do?"

The corners of Cui Long's mouth raised, patted Su Ye's shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's all up to you!"

Su Ye said angrily: "In your gossip, I also heard that Dong Yan is afraid of ghosts, and then you want me to touch her bedroom in the middle of the night to scare her?"

Cui Long coughed a few times, and said angrily: "Dong Yan's mother-in-law is not my Tang Wan goddess, she may be more courageous than the two of us, scare her, it's good not to be scared by her in turn!"

"And what do you want me to do?"

Cui Long smiled and said, "Or, you agree first?"

Su Ye immediately glared and said, "Do you think I can rashly agree until you tell those ghost ideas of yours?"

Cui Long smiled awkwardly, shrugged his shoulders angrily, picked up the plate and continued to eat, put on a very casual look, and said: "My method is very simple, I just want you to chase Dong Yan." ”

At this moment, if Su Ye is eating like Cui Long, he may not be able to squirt out immediately.

"What did you say?"

Su Ye looked at Cui Long in disbelief.

Cui Long smiled awkwardly, and then weakly explained: "Do you think, if you successfully catch up with Dong Yan, then I want to ask her to return my tablet, isn't it just a matter of one sentence?"

Su Ye immediately wanted to say that you want me to betray my hue just to get back those teachers of yours?

But before Su Ye could speak, Cui Long had already waved his hand and interrupted: "Don't refute it yet, listen to me!"

Su Ye took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!

Cui Long smiled and said slowly: "It's been two and a half years in the same class, have you noticed that Dong Yan's mother-in-law is more pitiful than the two of us, she has no friends at all, and she has been isolated by everyone." ”

Su Ye said angrily: "What's wrong?"

Cui Long hurriedly said: "Hey, you don't know this, this shows that Dong Yan is a very cold person! And I heard, what about this cold woman, don't look at her being cold to everyone, she looks like she rejects everyone thousands of miles away, but once she is pried open by someone, her custody is even hotter than you think, hehe." ”

Su Ye couldn't help but tilt his head, and said angrily: "What the hell does this have to do with me?"

Cui Long squinted his eyes and said: "And Dong Yan, is it the girl with the best grades in our class? Is it all like this on TV, those female students with good grades will inexplicably like some scumbags, what is this called, well, men are not bad and women are not loved!"

Su Ye smirked: "Heh, you're really getting more and more narcissistic, don't tell me that the reason why your grades are not good is because you always think that your grades are not good, but it will attract the attention of some female classmates!"

Cui Long's expression immediately became sad and angry, he snorted, and said weakly: "If I said that I thought so before, would you believe it?"

Su Ye immediately rolled her eyes, but she hadn't spoken yet.

Cui Long was already indignantly scolded: "It wasn't until later that I found out that my fucking letter was wrong, the reason why those girls on TV like those boys with poor grades is not because men are not bad and women don't love them, it's just because people are handsome! I always scold now, TV series are really harmful! I really can't wait to kill the screenwriters of those youth campus TV dramas who have written about female students falling in love with male scumbags, first X and then kill, and then X and then kill!"

I have to say that Cui Long's ability to speak smoothly while eating can't be learned by others.

After Cui Long finished speaking, he had already wiped out all the food on the two plates.

And Su Ye looked at Cui Long's sharpening posture, the corners of his mouth twitched a little, and he was full of puzzlement: "You have been forced to talk so much, what do you want to say?"

Cui Long pursed his mouth slightly, and said quietly: "You look around." ”

Su Ye tilted his head, looked around, and puzzled: "Nothing abnormal......"

Cui Long suddenly pinched the oil-stained hand to Su Ye's neck, and shook it vigorously: "You still dare to say that there is nothing abnormal!"

"Ahem!" Su Ye pretended to cough a few times, but he really couldn't understand what was abnormal around.

I saw Cui Long said indignantly: "Don't you see those girls around you, you will always inadvertently glance at your kid!"

Su Ye was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked to the side again, and indeed found that it seemed to be like what Cui Long said, in the evening, those girls who gathered around the campus to eat would inadvertently look at their side, but after they looked over, they were like mimosas, and immediately lowered their heads or turned their faces in a panic.

What's going on? Am I not zipping up?

Cui Long said angrily: "Since you kid is inexplicably strong, I didn't expect to become so handsome! I'm really angry with Lao Tzu! You say, with your current face, to chase Dong Yan, is the success rate very high?"

Su Ye was a little stunned for a while, originally the reason why he would use his ability to make himself stronger was just to prevent others from pointing fingers at Su Youguo and blaming Su Youguo for not giving Su Ye food, but he never thought that there would be such an effect.

For no reason, the corners of Su Ye's mouth couldn't help but rise, and he grabbed the hair on his forehead slightly, posing as an extremely stinky fart.

Cui Long had a bitter face, and after letting go of Su Ye, he said angrily: "If Lao Tzu loses weight, he will definitely be much more handsome than you kid, but when I lose weight, we will graduate from high school, and I'm afraid we will be able to graduate from college!"

Su Ye was puzzled: "Do you think it's a good thing for me to chase Dong Yan just to get your tablet back?"

Cui Long said angrily: "Getting back my tablet is secondary, what's important? It's you who can get a girlfriend, isn't this a good thing?"

Su Ye said weakly: "It's better not to, right? Why do I feel weird?"

Cui Long said step by step: "Well, Dong Yan really can't be compared with Tang Wan or Feng Keqing, the two goddesses in the class, but think about it, if there are no these two people, wouldn't Dong Yan be the most beautiful, especially her figure, that long legs, even Tang Wan and Feng Keqing can't compare!"

Su Ye said weakly: "But she is our sworn enemy after all......"

Cui Long smiled evilly: "So, didn't you have a moment when you especially wanted to kill Dong Yan first, and then kill again......?

Su Ye couldn't help but squint and laugh evilly.

I saw Cui Long put it on Su Ye's shoulder and encouraged: "So, you go and soak Dong Yan!"

Su Ye touched his chin and said faintly: "But I found that there is a particularly fatal loophole in this conspiracy of yours!"

Cui Long suddenly became angry, straightened his waist and said, "What kind of is this, my idea, when did you have a loophole?"

"Don't you think that just these two guys who have never talked about girlfriends will know how to chase girls?"