"Hey, Yang Chengze, didn't you bring some medicine from the Venus Cave? Why don't you put some on him, I heard that the old man who lived in the cave is a miracle doctor." ”

A thousand feathers floated on a whim.

"Can this work? What if it's poisonous......" Yang Chengze hesitated.

"What are you afraid of, you can use less observation and observation first, let's use the live horse as a dead horse doctor, if it really works, it can be regarded as helping him." In case of...... If it's poisonous, you will be regarded as a righteous murderer!"

Qianyu Fusheng sympathized with Zhang Sanmad, but thinking about it, he couldn't freeze to death, and he wouldn't die if he bled a little, so he was optimistic and half-jokingly spoke to him.

"Huo, do you still have sympathy for a girl?" Sure enough, Zhang San was in a hurry, "Why did you become a live horse as a dead horse doctor, and my old Zhang is not dead!"

"Hee-hee, that's why a live horse is a dead horse. Qianyu smiled evilly.

"What about the righteous killing of relatives? I didn't commit public anger, as for being so hateful?" Zhang Sanmad quarreled with Qianyu Fusheng.

However, he really cared about the other party's words, thought about it and hesitated: "Why don't you ...... Just try?"

The first is that he really hurts a lot, and the second is that he is in a hurry to find the pestle to save the Black Hades, so he is determined to give it a try.

Yang Chengze disagreed at first, but then insisted, so he had to agree to try it out in small amounts. On the side, Qianyu Fusheng saw that Zhang San was crazy, and he lost no time in declaring:

"I'm just saying it out of moral sense, if something really happens, I'm not responsible!"

"Heh, then I also declare that if something really happens, the mountain people will not be responsible!" Zhang Sanmad also straightened his neck and declared first.

"This ...... Alright then, I'll take the responsibility for Qianyu for her. Yang Chengze took out a few small medicine bottles from his backpack and reminded Zhang Sanmad:

"However, Mr. Zhang can think about it, if it is poison, your body is your own. ”

"Bah, you are also a crow's mouth, is our Lao Zhang's luck so bad? Don't worry, the sixth sense of the mountain people is proper, these bottles of medicine of yours are specially prepared for me by God's arrangement, and you are a holy hand medicine envoy, you will definitely get sick and fall ill!"

Zhang San was crazy enough to think that what Yang Chengze brought out from the Venus Cave must be a good thing, and he wanted to try it by himself for a while.

"Poof, the hand is sick?" Qian Yu Fusheng couldn't help but smile, "That's called the hand up and down, and the head rolls around." ”

"Uh, such a good thing as rejuvenation is terrifying, and the little girl is not particular!

Zhang Sanmad grinned in pain and rolled his eyes in defense.

At this moment, Yang Chengze had three bottles of medicinal powder in his hands. One bottle of red, one bottle of blue, one bottle of yellow. The label on the bottle is just a few strange characters, and even Zhang Sanmad doesn't know it.

The two discussed it and decided to try it bottle by bottle. Qianyu Fusheng covered his eyebrows and scratched his cheeks, and couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Yang Chengze first opened the red medicine bottle and sniffed it gently, it smelled slightly rusty, not very pungent.

He pinched the vial and looked at Zhang Sanmad and asked, "Sir, are you ready?"

"Oak. Zhang Sanmad gritted his teeth and sat on the ground with his hips on his side, nodding worriedly.

Unexpectedly, Yang Chengze carefully pinched the medicine bottle and bent down, and Zhang San howled like a pig: "Wow......!

"Uh," Yang Chengze was startled, and hurriedly raised the medicine bottle and said, "It hasn't started yet." ”

"Oh ......" Zhang Sanmad was a little embarrassed to hold back his crying, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that Qianyu Fusheng was secretly laughing at himself, and he was busy explaining:

"It's okay, it's okay, it's all mountain people's cultivation to improve their nerves is too sensitive, hehe, you take medicine!"

Unexpectedly, Yang Chengze raised the medicine bottle again and said, "It's finished." ”

"Hmm, it's over?" Zhang San was stunned and shook his ass to feel the feeling, "Hey, why don't you feel it?"

The wound on his crotch was about the size of an egg, and the powder was quickly soaked in blood, so he didn't feel anything unusual.

"It doesn't work, change the bottle. "Zhang San is crazy.

Yang Chengze was relieved when he saw that there was no risk, and took the blue medicine powder and sprinkled it on him, but he still didn't feel it.

"Cut. Zhang Sanmad was even more disdainful, glanced at Qianyu Fusheng and pouted at Yang Chengze:

"Xiao Yang, isn't that Venus Cave a fake? It's a miracle doctor, in our opinion, it's a pepper noodle seller. No, even the pepper noodles are fake!"

"Okay, maybe it's peppercorn noodles, and you won't be able to sleep after you are anesthetized. ”

Yang Chengze thought that what he brought out was a magic powder medicine, but he couldn't help but be disappointed when he saw that it had no effect at all.

Qianyu Fusheng also felt a little tasteless, and sighed with a slight sigh:

"Don't look at all the amazing things we're going through now, I feel like it's more like a dream. Maybe we always put too much imagination on reality, so we live in an illusory world. Like these bottles, it may just be ordinary pollen or paint. Red, yellow, and blue, obviously the three primary colors......"

"Well, that makes sense. Hearing this, Yang Chengze nodded and looked at the three vials again, and cast an admiring look at Qianyu Fusheng.

Zhang San was crazy but impatient, snatched the yellow vial and said: "Sprinkle mustard powder and eyebrows, this is not the time to flirt with my sister......"

He sprinkled on his crotch as he spoke, but before he finished speaking, he heard a "bang" explosion, and a big fireball burst out on his buttocks!

Although the explosion was not as powerful as a grenade, the sound and light effect was not bad at all. When the fire dissipated, the three of them were already smoky and burning, as if they had drilled through a furnace pit.

"It's terrible, it's disfigured, it's disfigured!" exclaimed, first touching the cheeks of his smoked face.

"Woo, my God......" Yang Chengze was even more full of soot, looking at Qianyu Fusheng and then looking at Zhang Sanmad, I don't know what it detonated.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough......" Zhang San was the most miserable, his whole face was smoked into a pig's head, and his mouth and nose were full of green smoke.

"Uh, why am I spewing clouds, Mo ...... It's not that you've already attained ......."

He groaned on the ground, then shrugged his nose and said, "Who makes sausages...... Or do you want to eat barbecue? It tastes a little burnt......

He squinted and sniffed, and finally fixed on his buttocks, and saw that the wound on his crotch was still "sizzling" and bubbling oil, the green smoke dissipated and turned hot, and the smell of grilled skewers was endless.

"Wow shit!" Zhang Sanmad knew that it was the smell of his burning buttocks, and this surprise was not trivial, but he jumped up from the ground with "Teng", regardless of the pants hole, half of his buttocks were exposed, and he screamed and disappeared into the mountains and forests......

"Oh, chemistry?" said Thousand Feathers.

"Uh, could it be that these are gunpowder ingredients......" Yang Chengze was also confused.

The two listened to Zhang San's crazy voice and became farther away, and finally disappeared at the bottom of the mountain, and couldn't help but look at each other in shock, and even forgot to chase after them.

But he said that Zhang Sanmad's sloppy running was similar to skiing, stumbling and rolling left and right on the jungle slope, and finally went directly to the bottom of the mountain without much effort.

"Hmm......" When he finally stopped, he suddenly found that he had become a turtle.

"What's the matter, could it be that we were only a king in our previous life, and we have appeared? Obediently, fortunately I was not seen by that Qian Xiaoyu, otherwise I would not have been laughed to death by her!"

Zhang Sanmad muttered to himself and heard that there was no movement outside, and carefully poked his head out, only to find that he had rolled into a big snowball!

"Grandma's, the shell Lang is dipped in sugar, and it doesn't smell fragrant when it eats. ”

He cursed and struggled out of the snowball, moving his legs and feet to find that the wound on his crotch didn't hurt anymore.

"Hey, God really helps!" He looked up at the towering Lingyan Mountain, and the clear hole in the distance penetrated the sky of the clouds, changing rapidly.

And the mountains are full of green pines and white snow, and the ravines and forests are deep, and it is impossible to find where Yang Chengze and Qianyu are located.

"Grandma, it's important to save the dog!" Zhang San stomped his feet madly and hatedly, and hurried out of the mountain......

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