531 Everybody, give me a face, no

When the fat brother reacted and saw a large number of retweets from Weibo netizens, it was already a film.

Lucius not only did not discredit, but also worked very hard to show the achievements of China, their self-driving tour has become a main line throughout, nearly 80 minutes of the program to show the audience the beautiful scenery of China, from the plateau to the mountains, from the desert to the water town, the scenery along the way is fascinating.

It is said that as soon as the trailer came out, the number of people who wanted to travel to China surged, and many people took pictures printed out of the trailer and told the travel agency that they wanted to go to this place in China.

Question: The people who run the travel agency are all British, how do people know what you are talking about!

In the end, all of them were cheaper than those travel agencies run by local Chinese, and there were even two clever travel agencies that launched the route of "re-taking the SC journey" and played the slogan "You can see all the earth's landscapes with just one ticket".

Although the price is ridiculously high, it can't stop the enthusiasm of the rich, which makes international students studying in the UK complain, not to mention buying a discounted ticket home, it is good to be able to buy a full-price ticket.

However, in addition to the beautiful scenery, what impressed British netizens was the high quality and enthusiasm of the Chinese people, as well as the perverted development speed of Huaxia.

"I always felt that Huaxia always said that it was a lie that they were the second in the world, and after watching this episode, I think they are the first in the world. ”

"This is completely different from the poor, backward and dangerous China advertised by the government, I must go to China once in my lifetime, it is so beautiful!"

"Our government officials really should look at their clean streets and, of course, their astounding high-speed rail. ”

"Huaxia used to be our master, I really hope it would be nice if our country was still a member of Huaxia - from Korean netizens. ”

Soon, a large number of strategies about Huaxia tourism were uploaded on the Internet, how to take a car, how to ask for help if you have difficulties, what foods must be eaten in each city, and the items that must be experienced when you go to Huaxia......

In order to prove to the Chinese people how good the law and order in Huaxia is, a foreign girl who died even shuttled through the streets and alleys of Huaxia alone at 12 o'clock at night, and as a result, she went around for more than half an hour, except for two patrol officers who asked her if she needed help, no one paid attention to her.

Foreign netizens have said that this is simply impossible in their own country, and the security in Huaxia is simply unbelievable, you must know that in their place, you can already buy lottery tickets if you go out in the middle of the night for more than 10 minutes before being robbed.

"Have you noticed that it seems that many Huaxia police officers don't go out with guns? ”

"I saw a video taken yesterday by a blogger in Huaxia where their police were dealing with uncooperative drivers with only chili water. ”

"If this were in our country, that hapless driver would have seen God. ”

"Is chili water useful to the Chinese people? After all, their food is so spicy. ”

The British audience is very satisfied with this issue of SC, wearing a mask most of the time, and the fat brother with a breezy face at any time also attracts countless fans with a poisonous mouth, and the British audience especially loves to watch him scold the Yankees of his peers from time to time, and many British netizens will even go to the Internet to search for Zhou Otherwise, a good "travel experience" was turned into a talk show and a self-driving tour by him, which is too happy.

When the fat brother was looking at the evaluation of foreign netizens about himself with relish, wondering if he could enter overseas, he received a call from Wen Yi.

"Eh, old Wen. ”

"At home. ”

"No, no, no, I'm not available!"

"What do you really need me to do? Well, that's fine. ”

"And the certificate to get it? The day after tomorrow, okay, then I'll come over the day after tomorrow. ”

The fat brother hung up the phone and felt a little confused, where is this.

The fat brother thought that it would be over if he got a certificate, so he also deliberately brought Xiao Mengmeng, thinking that after receiving it for a while, he would go to the supermarket to buy some food or something, but as soon as he arrived at the place that Lao Wen told him, he was dumbfounded when he pushed the door.

The hall is full of machines, the background of the podium is the LOGO of the Ministry of Tourism, and a banner is hung on the top: "Warm congratulations to Zhou Ran for becoming the image ambassador of Chinese tourism." ”

Lao Wen, you don't make it clear on your dog day, why did I bring my child here!

The reporter standing by the door also found the fat brother standing at the door stupidly, and just about to take a throat, the fat brother hurriedly stretched out his finger to his mouth and made a small gesture, and then pointed to his sleeping daughter in his arms.

The fat brother just "booed" all the way to the stage, there was originally a female comrade from the Ministry of Tourism who wanted to help the fat brother hold the child for a while, so let your father go up and take a photo with the leader or something, but the little bean Miao in the fat brother's arms just didn't agree.

You can tease me, but if you try to take me out of Daddy's arms, I'll cry to you!

Fortunately, the reporters all know what kind of urine the fat brother is, thinking that the last time he held a press conference, he discussed parenting with reporters halfway through, so the reporters were not surprised that he did something outrageous, and the reporters were also very conscious, they didn't turn on the flash when they took pictures, and they didn't take pictures if they could video.

They can adapt to such a fat brother, but the leaders of the Ministry of Tourism are embarrassed!

For today's occasion, the leader deliberately wore a formal suit and a red tie, but the fat brother was dressed in casual clothes, carrying a backpack with a bottle diaper, and holding a baby in his hand......

After simply awarding the certificate to the fat brother, the leader hurried down, and he couldn't afford to lose this person.

The fat brother has to hold the baby with one hand and the certificate handed over by the leader with the other, and he has to keep apologizing to the leaders and ask for forgiveness.

"Fat brother, can you ask what you think of yourself as a tourism ambassador?"

The reporter in the audience asked in a low voice, for fear of scaring the baby in the arms of the fat brother.

"It's hard to say, I personally think my image is enough, but I don't like to travel much, so I don't know why I was chosen as this ambassador. ”

The fat brother who didn't have a decent line was ridiculing as soon as he opened his mouth, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Lao Wen, who was standing at the end, with his hands folded and pleading with a face, meaning to help, don't talk nonsense, okay?

The fat brother then remembered that this is a serious government department, and he can't joke casually, so he quickly coughed twice and cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Just make a joke to liven up the atmosphere...... First of all, thank you very much for your trust in me...... I will work together in an effort to showcase our country's unique natural and cultural landscapes and rich history to the people of the world...... Sing the main theme of harmonious and progressive tourism!"

Lao Wen and the others who were standing at the back nodded with satisfaction when they heard this, this is what it looks like!

Because it was a public press conference, it was not convenient for reporters to ask the fat brother too many other irrelevant questions, after about 20 minutes of interview, the host saw that everyone asked about the same, and was about to announce the end of the press conference, when a "bang" interrupted the host's words on the stage, and everyone looked down at the place where the sound came from.

The acrylic trophy that had just been awarded to Fat Brother's tourism ambassador fell straight from his daughter's hand to the ground, and it fell into two pieces......

The originally bustling press conference scene was quiet all of a sudden, and everyone glanced at the broken trophy on the ground, and then at the fat brother who was 100,000 embarrassed.

"Guys, give me a face, this paragraph will be pinched, okay?"

The fat brother swallowed his saliva, looked at the reporters in the audience and sneered.