Chapter 156: Every time I go out, I feel abandoned by the times!
It can only be said that he is worthy of the retreat madman Bai Zhenjun!
Suddenly promoted during the Death Retreat, and then the retreat was bombarded by the Heavenly Tribulation, although this thing is rare, but it has happened in the cultivation realm before. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But like Bai Zhenjun, after surviving the catastrophe in the retreat and successfully qualifying, he didn't get out of the retreat immediately, but continued to calmly retreat, and there was really no one!
Most of the monks retreat to the death level are for promotion, and since they have been promoted, the goal has been achieved, of course, they must first go out of the customs to greet the Taoist friends who are still alive to celebrate.
There is only Bai Zhenjun, and he is closed purely for the purpose of retreat...... Enjoy the retreat!
"In other words, Senior Bai, you are now a 'Venerable'?" Doudou asked.
"Hmm. Bai Zhenjun nodded calmly.
Now he is already 'Bai Venerable' instead of 'Bai Zhenjun'!
Song Shuhang asked curiously: "That Bai senior, why did you become a statue later?
And the timeline is also a bit out of correspondence.
Bai Zhenjun retreated one hundred and fifty years ago, and when he was halfway through the retreat, he encountered a catastrophe and blasted off the ban on the retreat, at most it will be more than 100 years, right?
However, according to the record of 'Lin Yao Village's 'nameless view', the statue of the immortal monarch was enshrined 'hundreds of years ago'.
"It's a long story. Bai Zhenjun smiled and said: "That Heavenly Tribulation destroyed my retreat, and I finally successfully survived the Heavenly Tribulation by relying on the secret method, and the residual energy of the secret method formed the 'statue shell' you see, protecting me. ”
"Then, because I had just completed my promotion, I happened to be still familiar with the new spiritual power form, and I didn't close the retreat immediately, but just entered a semi-cultivation state. ”
"Perhaps it was the great momentum of the catastrophe that happened to attract a monk in the vicinity at that time. It was an empty monk who mistakenly thought my retreat was a good place. He worked hard to find my retreat, through many mechanisms, and dug all the way to my retreat. ”
Bai Zhenjun pinched his chin and recalled the situation at that time: "He was very excited after opening my retreat, but unfortunately, my retreat had no other treasures except for my natal flying sword 'Meteor Sword'. ”
"That empty monk who steals the door is not very strong, and his vision may not be very good, so he even thinks that my natal flying sword is an ownerless thing. Then he happily took my flying sword away...... I thought he was quite interesting, so he took the flying sword away. ”
"So my natal flying sword should still be in his hand now, right? I'm going to get it back after a while, it's inconvenient to have no flying sword. I've been playing with him for more than a hundred years, he should be satisfied, right?"
"......" Doudou had a broken look on his face, the flying sword of the white predecessor was really stolen?
"Liuxian Sword, what a good name. Song Shuhang's focus is on the flying sword. After experiencing the effects of Edgeworth's flying a few times, his desire for 'Flying Sword' has reached the ** level.
Jing Bon Doudou asked again: "Then, Senior Bai, you were dug out by the villagers who dug the well?"
"No, it's the monk who stole the door empty. He was strange enough to take my flying sword on the first day. Then the next day he went to my retreat and moved out the statue I had transformed. At the time, I thought he had found out who I really was. But it seems that he just wants to bring out my statue and keep watch day and night in a daze. I was stunned for several days. Bai Zhenjun pondered.
Song Shuhang and Doudou glanced at each other - needless to say, it must be the reason for the special charm influence exuded by Bai Senior, right?
Speaking of special charm, Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Bai Zhenjun in contemplation.
Suddenly, I felt that Bai Zhenjun at this time was really becoming more and more graceful! He was like a black hole, which could attract people's attention and make people unable to take their eyes away.
Even my heartbeat involuntarily quickened.
Song Shuhang, who had had an experience, hurriedly turned his head forcibly, and then, he saw that Doudou was also staring at Bai Zhenjun firmly, with a pair of dog eyes shining, and he was reluctant to look away.
Song Shuhang hurriedly patted Doudou's head, Doudou can fly in the air now, what if he doesn't see the front clearly and hits the plane?
Doudou stuck out his tongue in embarrassment, pretending to gasp for breath.
Bai Zhenjun continued: "Continue again...... About three or four days later, the monk who had been stealing the door suddenly looked frightened, dug a deep pit and buried me in the earth. What an inexplicable guy!"
"Then, I felt that it didn't matter even if I was buried in the ground, so I continued to retreat. I don't know what happened next, but when it was dug up by the villagers, and I didn't even feel it in the Taoist temple - you know what happened next, and I found out at the end of my retreat that I was offered as a statue. Bai Zhenjun said with a smile.
When he woke up from the retreat, he found that he was actually offered as a statue of a god in the Taoist temple, and he felt quite embarrassed.
Song Shuhang sighed secretly, the legend is really a very unreliable thing. I think it should be the villagers' word of mouth, and the word of mouth is passed on, and the time of 'digging up the statue' is exaggerated.
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The other side.
The TV station in Nanhuahu City is broadcasting a news - outside the 'nameless view' in Lin Yao Village, hundreds of people collectively brawl, and the scene was tragic.
The police quickly arrived at the scene and arrested more than 70 people who gathered to fight on the spot......
In addition, the idol of the 'Nameless Temple' was stolen and taken away in this chaos.
According to the description of the pilgrims at the time, before these three waves of hundreds of people collectively fight, there was a wave of people who stormed the 'nameless temple' and took away the idol.
The police said that this crowd brawl incident was extremely bad, and they would definitely severely punish the people involved in the brawl, and they would definitely find the idol in the nameless view!
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Doudou's flight speed was speechless, and soon they landed in the 'Medicine Master's Building'.
Bai Zhenjun stood on the roof of the building, looking down into the distance.
As far as the eye can see, high-rise buildings are rising from the ground, and the entire Jiangnan University District is like a forest made of steel.
"I remember that more than 150 years ago, it was a huge jungle with a beautiful lake on the side. Bai Zhenjun compared the scene in front of him with the memory in his mind, and sighed faintly.
Every time he came out of the lockdown, he felt like he had been abandoned by the times!
Bai Zhenjun, who is in a sighing state, is also a handsome mess!
Bai Zhenjun quickly adjusted his psychological state: "Fellow scholars, where do we start to familiarize ourselves with today's world?"
Song Shuhang smiled proudly: "I have been prepared for a long time, please come with Senior Bai." ”
Then, Song Shuhang took Bai Zhenjun into the third floor, the room where he was temporarily staying.
Bai Zhenjun looked curiously at everything in the room, color screen TV, air conditioner, refrigerator, microwave oven, and other electrical products that were not available a hundred and fifty years ago.
These are all things left by the former owner of the house, and the pharmacist predecessor made such a trench, and the owner of the house naturally did not care about some small things.
Song Shuhang turned on the computer, then logged in to the No. 1 group on Jiuzhou and opened the group space.
Then pull out a few of the files and download them.
1. The role and diagram of modern electrical appliances - air conditioners, televisions, computers, mobile phones, refrigerators, rice stoves, etc...... Wait a minute
2. Matters that monks need to pay attention to in a modern society: science and technology are developing rapidly, and how to quickly integrate into society in ten ways.
3. The basic rule of traffic safety, remember not to crash the car on the road. Accessories: Various car shapes.
In order to take care of Bai Zhenjun, Song Shuhang used software to convert all the characters of the document into traditional Chinese.
"Senior, you come and take a look at this document first, which includes the illustration and function of the electrical appliances used in normal homes. After you understand these things a little, I will apply for a chat software account for you, and let Huangshan Zhenjun add you to the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. By the way, I have to get you an ID card or something like that first, and then I will give you a mobile phone and computer. "Song Shu Channel.
"I'll take a look!" Bai Zhenjun sat down in front of the computer with great interest, followed Song Shuhang's example, grabbed the mouse, and swiped the gears.
"Ah, this stuff is interesting. The one in front of me right now is the computer, it's so convenient, so many functions. There is also a refrigerator, I used to have to rely on a large ice vault or an ice formation to refrigerate some things. There is also this mobile phone, the function is the same as that of Qianli Transsion. Bai Zhenjun's eyes began to glow.
He himself was very interested in the 'Mechanism Magic Weapon', and so many modern things in front of him made him feel full of happiness.
"Senior, you look at it first, I'll contact the No. 1 group of Jiuzhou. "Song Shu Channel
He used his mobile phone to log in to the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, and found out in the group space that 'Daoist friends have been in retreat for more than 50 years, and you need to create legal ID cards and personal information to get out of the customs, please contact (*******) - Snow Wolf Cave Master!'
The owner of the Snow Wolf Cave also seems to be a long-term diving senior.
When he posted a picture of Bai Zhenjun coming out of the customs in the group space before, this Snow Wolf Cave Master had appeared.
Jiuzhou No. 1 group
Shushan was under pressure: "@雪狼洞主, are you senior?"
The Snow Wolf Cave Lord quickly appeared: "Haha, do you need the legal identity documents and personal information of Bai Zhenjun's predecessors, don't worry, these things Huangshan Zhenjun has already entrusted the old man to make them, and someone will deliver them to you tomorrow." ”
"Huangshan Zhenjun is really thoughtful. Song Shuhang sighed.
"Little friend Shuhang, Senior Bai Zhenjun has come out of the statue now, right?, how do you feel?" the Snow Wolf Cave Lord immediately asked again.
"What does it feel like?" Song Shuhang thought about it and said, "I don't feel anything, I just feel that compared to the statue, the real person of the white predecessor is more handsome." ”
As for Bai Zhenjun's skill of 'falling on the ground', Song Shuhang feels that he still takes care of the face of his predecessors, and he can cover it up if he can cover it up - after all, he can't do it when he talks bad about people behind his back.
"Oh, come on, little friend of Shuhang. The Snow Wolf Cave Master seemed to be very satisfied with Song Shuhang's answer.
Song Shuhang was confused.
Then, he cautiously looked back at the white senior. In other words, what is there about the white seniors that makes the seniors in the group uneasy like that?
He had wondered if it would be Bai Zhenjun's special charm that would make the male seniors in the group feel embarrassed. However, aren't there still female cultivators in the group?
Song Shuhang couldn't figure it out. (To be continued.) )