Chapter 194: Cooking Rice Doesn't Happen to Sleep on the Floor
“Wo……”
Yu Fan's eyes widened, unable to believe that this was actually the words that came out of Tang Lingxue's mouth.
He also thought that Tang Lingxue would say, "Give you a chance to marry me", but he didn't expect her to be so straightforward, and directly said "cook the rice"!
Is this still Tang Lingxue, who is clean and self-conscious, super difficult to get off the [apex] hand, and has been "talking about vegetarian" for two years?
"Tsk, it can't be that you have been transferred......
Yu Fan couldn't believe it, and reached out to touch her face, especially groping carefully on the edge of her pretty face, with a very serious expression, as if she was looking to see if someone else was wearing a human mask and pretending to be her girlfriend.
As a result, it was clear that nothing was found.
Instead, he was slapped by Tang Lingxue angrily, and said angrily: "You have just been transferred! Don't forget it, I'm sleeping!"
With a red face, he crawled down from him, burrowed into the bed, and wrapped himself tightly.
God knows how much courage it took her to say that.
If it weren't for reading Yu Hang's suicide note today, she wouldn't have made such a hasty decision.
Yu Fan's stunned reaction made her, who was already a little timid, even more shy, unable to hold her face, and retreated directly.
"Uh......"
Yu Fan was embarrassed for a while.
After reacting, he also got into the quilt and hugged Tang Lingxue from behind.
He smiled and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's not that you don't want to, it's just that what you said was too sudden, and I was a little surprised." ”
"Humph......"
Tang Lingxue didn't reply, and arched him with her back, looking like she didn't want him to touch it.
Yu Fan was not so easily pushed away, and hugged him tighter, and his two hands moved restlessly under the quilt.
"Hmm......"
Being attacked by a sneak attack, Tang Lingxue's sensitive body trembled slightly, and she couldn't help but let out a snort.
She poked Yu Fan with her elbow, while protecting her "vital point", she was a little flustered, bit her lip and said, "Don't touch it, I was joking just now." Frost is still outside, and I don't want to show her a joke. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I can use the True Yuan to lay down an enchantment to isolate the sound from the outside world. ”
Yu Fan said with a smile, his two hands became more and more dishonest, and he specifically attacked her well-defended "vital point".
The quilt is like a spring silkworm wriggling, and there is a coquettish sound from time to time.
In less than a minute, Tang Lingxue was a little overwhelmed, and said coquettishly: "That...... That's not going to work, I have a lot of things to do tomorrow, you can't ......"
Hey.
Yu Fan stopped moving.
That's a problem.
It's good to do things.
But what if she can't get out of bed tomorrow?
With such a big accident as the group, no one in charge can not come forward.
But......
Yu Fan suddenly had a flash of inspiration and replied: "After the incident, I will give you a big pill to eat, and I promise to be alive tomorrow!"
"you!"
Tang Lingxue was angry and funny, kicked him away, ran to the other side of the round bed, draped the quilt on his body as clothes, wrapped it like a snowman, and snorted: "There is only one chance, you just refused, there is no second time." ”
"Ah, that's ......"
Yu Fan sighed regretfully.
This expression is mostly a show.
To make the bad to the bad, in fact, he didn't want to eat Tang Lingxue tonight.
There are still many things to do tomorrow, and he can't even stay at home, so he can't just run abroad after eating and leave her to deal with the mess of the group.
Eat a big pill or something, just joke, if you really want to do this, his master Taiwei Daojun is estimated to be so angry that he can jump out of the six reincarnations and beat him.
Of course, there is another reason that is the most important, that is, Yu Fan has not thought of any way to isolate the divine thoughts of the Great Banyan Tree King now.
There's an old monster hidden in the magic weapon, and it always feels weird to stare at him all day.
It's just a matter of fighting with people on weekdays, but if even the secrets in the room are spied on, there will always be a little pimple in my heart.
"Ahem...... Boy, what do you want?"
I don't know if Yu Fan's thoughts played a role, and the Great Banyan King suddenly sent a divine thought exchange to him.
Yu Fan was almost taken aback, "Senior, can you give me a reminder next time, your sudden voice like this will scare me!"
"Heh, then next time I'll use my divine thoughts to simulate a sound of wind and rain, and then speak?" The Great Banyan King used a mocking tone very facelessly.
Yu Fan: ......
The Great Banyan King paused and continued: "Stinky boy, don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. The old man's generation of senior demon kings, can you still peek at your shit?"
"It's hard to say. Yu Fan said very mindfully.
"Hey, you kid!"
The old-timer's tone was raised a little, and he said angrily: "Senior, I was kind enough to help you pay attention to the dangers around you, but I was misunderstood by you like this." That's it, I won't help you in the future, the old man will continue to be my landscape tree, and I won't teach you as a little lover!"
"Don't, senior. Yu Fan said busily.
The Great Banyan King Gang didn't help him pay attention to the dangers around him, but this was secondary.
But if you don't help him teach Han Qingyue, this is a big deal!
"Jade Ding Returning Dan Jue" is such a good exercise, and it happens to match the qualifications of my sister-in-law, which is a great opportunity.
If you give up this and switch to other mental methods, the effect will definitely be greatly reduced.
"Seniors are angry, seniors are angry, I'm joking with you. For the sake of his sister-in-law's great future, Yu Fan can only admit it.
The Great Banyan King snorted coldly, and pretended to be displeased: "You are the owner of the Qiankun Bracelet, how dare the old man be angry with you." In case you are unhappy, erase the Qiankun Dao Law and reset the small world, no matter how high my cultivation is, I will have to turn into ashes. ”
As soon as these words came out, Yu Fan was stunned.
"Also...... How else?" he asked.
The Great Banyan King wasn't actually angry, just to tell him how to use the magic weapon.
Immediately said: "You are really the worst one in the Yuxu Sect of the past dynasties, and you don't even know this." The Qiankun Bracelet has been refined by you, and everything is under your control. As long as you block it with your mind, even if the old man cultivates ten thousand times more than you, he can't disobey half a point under the shackles of the Origin Rules. ”
"I see. ”
Yu Fan suddenly realized.
He tried to seal up the bracelet according to what the Great Banyan King said.
Suddenly, the old man's voice was disconnected from the bottom of his heart.
He could feel that the Great Banyan King was still communicating with him, but his thoughts had been cut off and could not be conveyed to his heart.
"The magic weapon can be played like this, this is amazing!" Yu Fan was overjoyed.
He lifted the blockade, and the voice of the Great Banyan King immediately appeared in the bottom of his heart, saying, "How is it, it's very simple, right?"
"Thank you seniors for your advice!" Yu Fan thanked without hesitation.
The Great Banyan King snorted lightly, "I'm not instructing you, I just don't want my dignified Ten Thousand Year Demon King to be mistaken for an old rascal who likes to peep." ”
"Uh, hey......"
Yu Fan was embarrassed for a while.
"Come on, you're busy, the old man is about to start teaching Qingyue girl to practice the mind. The Great Banyan King spoke, and then fell silent.
When Yu Fan heard this, he realized that his sister-in-law had completed the basic study of cultivating immortals in this day's time.
His mind looked inside through the Qiankun bracelet, and he saw his sister-in-law sitting cross-legged on the grass in front of the cabin, her eyes slightly closed, and she was making her first attempt at cultivation.
"Hey, what's the fuss?"
At this moment, Tang Lingxue's voice interrupted his divine observation.
Tang Lingxue pouted, her expression very unhappy.
Halfway through the flirting and scolding game, the other party actually began to wander in a daze, which is too disrespectful to her!
Anyway, she is also a big lady, and she will never tolerate it when she should lose her temper!
She held the quilt in one hand and pointed under the bed with the other, and said to Fanjiao: "Go down and sleep on the floor."
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