Entering the Immortal Cultivation Realm for the First Time Chapter 81 Two Senior Brothers Who Live a Happy Life
In the room, Lin Tian suddenly realized, thought of what Ye Qing had given, and nodded hurriedly.
"What a clever plan, tell me quickly, let's hear it. ”
"My brother once had a grievance, killed a flower thief, and got a bottle of estrus medicine, the kind of thief, if you give it to the two senior brothers, and then find a few demon beasts, if you put it together, it will spiral to the sky, and it will be out of control. Yuan Feng seemed to think of that kind of picture, and shuddered suddenly, "Master, what do you think?" ”
Lin Tian and Malonde not only gasped, how could this plan be so vicious, Lin Tian said, "Hey, this is too much, it's better to put more measurements, and then take them to the intoxicating place of the Qinglou, so that they can go from being happy to being unable to extricate themselves to being extremely painful to despairing and spiraling into heaven,"
"Hey, this is a good day. Wonderful, that's all. Although it felt a little wrong, Malond didn't think much about it, compared to Yuan Feng's plan, Lin Tian's plan seemed to be more humane, so he clapped his hands and said that he was sure.
At this time, the senior brother and the second senior brother were still playing happily, and the poor two did not know the coming pain, which was the grief that remembered a lifetime.
Not long after, outside the house of Elder Xuanyang Zongma, two figures supported each other, swaying and walking forward slowly, only to see the two of them thin and withered, and put their shoulders together, and their mouths were even more sassy, and they were still holding wine bottles in their hands, and they drank from time to time.
"Hiccup~ Second brother, I'll tell you, just the two of us, the two of us~ We will definitely be able to climb to the top of the avenue in the future and embark on the bright road, when the time comes, there will be groups of wives and concubines, beauties, drinking and having fun every day, and that life is really beautiful~" The man blinked his eyes, his emaciated face was pale, and he walked tremblingly, as if he had lost his soul, this man was Ma Longde's eldest disciple, named Sun Haoran, the innate sevenfold realm.
"Great. Big brother, little brother toasts you. The short and thin man next to him grabbed the man's sleeve, wiped his mouth, and said happily, "Senior brother is very happy today, but I am still a little worried, after all, it is not easy for us to explain to the master." "The short and thin man is Ma Longde's second disciple, named Kong Liu, the innate fourfold realm.
"Shhhhh
The two approached, Sun Haoran frowned, closed his eyes and sniffed gently, and muttered, "No, this taste, it's not right~"
"What's the matter! A trace of horror appeared on Kong Liu's face, and then he was angry, someone dared to break ground on Tai Sui, is my teacher a soft persimmon!
Just when Kong Liu's psychology was extremely angry, Sun Haoran suddenly patted his head and said apologetically, "By the way, today is the day to accept apprentices." ”
"No wonder there was a mess at the door when I came, but I almost forgot about it. ”
Hiss, the two glanced at each other, and laughed with relief, the laughter was full of lewdness, and the two shouted in their hearts, Senior sister, let's come.
With the sound of the door opening, the two of them appeared on the stage, different from the drunk man just now, now they are looking at the face, neatly dressed, looking like a gentleman, just entering the door, the two began to scan the room, but there was no one else except the two men at the table and their own master.
Inside the house, the three of them had been waiting for a long time, and Malond snorted coldly, "You guys went there again!
"Master, you have wronged us, the newly opened store we went to this time~" The drunkenness of the two has not completely disappeared, Sun Haoran replied.
Kong Liu also said, "Master, don't you know that this ~ is the real Simplest Dao! Senior Brother and I have already understood our own way, we have decided, that is, to go down and become this way!"
What other way is there to go to the Qinglou, what bullshit is not clear at all, Lin Tian opened his mouth and asked, "What kind of way does the senior brother understand?"
"Ah~ This. . . ”
This is the simplest truth. Immediately, Sun Haoran opened his sleeves, revealing his thin arms, and then his skull was supported by green tendons, his face was red, he clenched his fists, raised his forearms, and then lost his muscles.
“。。。 Everyone was a little sluggish, and Yuan Feng was a little skeptical, "Master, these are our two senior brothers?"
"Alas~" Malonde looked at the two of them with a headache, recalling in his mind that the two of them were high-spirited and extremely strong back then, but how could it become like this now, it was really puzzling, but after all, it was his own apprentice, and he said helplessly, "Yes, they started early, you have to call them senior brothers, but you have wronged the two of you." ”
"Alas, it's actually two men. Sun Haoran not only whispered, "Master, why do you say this, we will be sad, don't worry, we will definitely restrain the two junior disciples and promise not to let them be the same as us." With that, he lifted his shirt, revealing his bones and skinny four-pack abs.
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
"If they become like you, I'll drive you two away first!" Malondra lowered his face and roared, "Remember! When the time comes, not only will you two be abolished as personal disciples, but you will also be expelled from the Xuanyang Sect! You will never see Lao Tzu again." ”
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Soon after introducing each other, Ma Longde turned around and left, in fact, he was hiding in the dark with his divine sense, Sun Haoran pulled up a chair, sat down, and arched his hand, "It turned out to be Senior Brother Long and Senior Brother Ye, and they have been looking up for a long time." ”
"Politely, we have already learned from the master that the two senior brothers are highly talented! Yuan Feng smiled and hurriedly patted the horse.
"Haha~ The junior brother praised it falsely. Kong Liu said with a smile.
Secretly, Lin Tian took out the bottle containing the pill and quietly handed it to Yuan Feng, who held it in his hand and hid it in his cuffs, "It's my luck to be able to make friends with the two senior brothers! ”
I saw Yuan Feng take out two small jade-colored cups from the space bag, and then took out a small bottle containing monkey wine, about the size of a fist.
Seeing this scene, the two of them were shocked, this is the space bag!
Yuan Feng smiled on the surface, but shouted in his heart, he was careless! Hurriedly opened the wine bottle, and suddenly the rich aroma of wine spread in the room, scattering what had just happened.
This rich aroma of wine not only made the two of them intoxicated, but even Malonde, who was hidden in the dark, not only trembled, but almost couldn't help but be exposed.
Taking advantage of the fact that the two of them were slightly intoxicated and did not pay close attention, Yuan Feng poured all the pills in Lin Tian's pill bottle, and at the same time began to stir the monkey wine, so that the aroma of the wine came out more, and poured the wine into the jade cup, "Come, senior brother, please~"
In the process of pouring the wine, the six pills were divided into two parts and poured into the wine glass, and then Yuan Feng lifted the wine glass and handed it to the two of them.
The senior brother raised the wine glass and sniffed it lightly between his nose, and suddenly fluttered like a fairy, his expression became intoxicated, he opened his eyes and looked at it carefully, and exclaimed, "What kind of wine is this, it is actually soaked in pills." ”
"Senior brother, this is a good thing, if you drink alcohol, you must swallow the pill, and then the wine and the pill will meet each other in your stomach, so as to experience the feeling of soaring. Lin Tian prompted appropriately.
"Okay!" The gurgling sound came, and without any suspicion, the two of them swallowed the wine mixed with the pill into their stomachs, and at this time, Yuan Feng and Lin Tian glanced at each other and quietly gave a thumbs up.
"Hiss, oh~ It's so hot, it's a strong wine!"
"Oops, no. "Because Kong Liu's cultivation is low, and he has three pills at a time, he quickly has a seizure, his face is ruddy, his eyes are foggy, and he looks at the senior brother beside him, with some indescribable meaning.
"Senior brother, what are you doing, don't take off my pants!" Sun Haoran felt that something was wrong, could it be that his junior brother was drunk? He never thought that it was Lin Tian and the others who had given the love pill, but then the commotion that rose in his heart made him glare, this kind of pill he was familiar with! This is the Passion Pill! It is refined with a variety of herbs in the Passion Herb, although it is a high-grade pill of the Yellow Rank, but its medicinal power is not something that people in the innate realm can resist.
Just as he was about to scold and ask, Yuan Feng said lightly, "Master's task is complete, you can come out." ”
"Master!" Sun Haoran suddenly realized that something was wrong, could it be that the master is so good! Looking at the master who came out of the shadows, he said in horror, "Wait, master, what are you doing here." ”
"It's nothing, I just want you two to change your temperament, you can't go on like this. ”
As soon as the words fell, Sun Haoran couldn't bear the power of the medicine, his eyes became confused, and he began to hug Kong Liu and groped, and his mouth kept making ah-oh sounds, and the unknown meaning stirred in this room, and the two of them were suddenly disheveled.
"Spicy eyes!"
"The two of you take them to Yangyan City, find a green building, and then... Then you must complete the task!" said Malonde, he couldn't go to that kind of place, it would damage his prestige, and he was old, and he didn't have much feeling for the color of men and women, in fact, it was for the sake of cleaning his reputation.
“。。 Yes!"
After speaking, Lin Tian picked up Kong Liu, Yuan Feng picked up Sun Haoran, and the two of them went out and galloped away, so fast that many disciples on the road couldn't see the figures of the two clearly.
At this time, the selection of the sect has ended, the crowd at the door has basically dispersed, and the two of them rushed out of the sect directly.
The two people at the gate of the sect were suddenly stunned, looking at Lin Tian and the others in the distance, "Alas!"
Before the man could finish speaking, another man grabbed him, "Those two are Elder Ma's newly accepted disciples, and the two people carrying them should be Senior Brother Sun and Senior Brother Kong, I guess they went to that place." ”
"Sure enough, it's no wonder that there are rumors in the sect that Elder Ma is a thief~"