Chapter 17: Come, Boy, Split Your Legs!

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E-2222's parallel cargo identity is poorer than the identity of the deity, this is really a sad story, Qin Yu was embarrassed for a few seconds, and finally pretended to be casual: "Then it's good to come back." ”

I've seen through your shame.

Jiaojiao showed a disdainful expression, "Okay, I'm tired, just step down if you're okay." ”

Qin Fish: ???

Who came out to bother who first?

"Have you gained weight?" she thought the discovery wasn't very secretive, because it was so obvious.

"Where's it! Which eye of yours sees where you're fat!" Jiaojiao resisted the word fat.

"The face, neck, waist and buttocks are fat, a big circle. Qin Yu studied it carefully and replied very seriously.

Jiaojiao: "....."

The cat's tail rolled up, wrapping its increasingly fat body, "A poor ghost, raise a fat uncle?, Uncle Ben is going to bed." ”

Then he ignored her.

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"Mo Dao is not ecstatic, the curtain is swept by the west wind, and people are thinner than yellow flowers......" In the classroom that is not counted, the Chinese teacher's recitation of the wooden board came from the classroom, and some of the students below read along from time to time.

People are thinner than yellow flowers, and cats are cheaper than people.

Qin Yu sighed in his heart, retracted his gaze, and began to listen carefully to the lecture.

But after one day of class, she expressed her disdain for Jiaojiao to "go to school obediently" step by step.

The foundation is too poor, and she is not talented, and it is indeed difficult to achieve her expected academic achievements in less than three months, and it is also something that the current golden house, which is very low, cannot help her achieve it easily.

Picking up the pen, Qin Yu wrote down the Chinese, mathematics, English, politics, history, physics and chemistry required for the high school entrance examination on a piece of paper.

Chinese classes may be fine, and the difference in perception and understanding is also "probably", but mathematics, English, physics and chemistry are more rigid, will it be very intuitive to be able to distinguish the difference, in this regard, the third and fourth classes of junior high school are only the middle classes in the middle and junior high schools have a clear watershed, and the only considerable is Li Yuan.

"Even if it's Li Yuan, he is only medium in Jinyi Middle School next door, my cousin is in Jinyi Middle School, and I heard that the minimum level of the first echelon over there has to be six hundred and fifty points. ”

", six hundred and fifty points!" someone seemed to have heard something terrible, and asked eagerly: "What about Wen Xi, she is not the first place in Jinyi, how much did she take the exam?"

The young man who relied on his cousin's "heard" had a sense of superiority recognized by others, so he raised his chin, as if Wen Xi was pampered in his house, and spit out a score in a cold and arrogant voice.

Seven hundred and twenty-five.

On the 480 points of the general high school admission score line, every point will cost tens of thousands of dollars to buy, Qin Yu calculated, and suddenly felt that he was not only a poor bastard, but also owed a lot of debt.

The score of the Sprinkle family is so thin, where is Mo Dao not ecstatic~~

Qin Yu sighed, and today's last class was over.

However, today Qin Yu and the three of them need to stay on duty, this is the old rule, and the students who need to catch the bus will arrange to be on duty on the same day, and the number of people will be a few more than usual, so that they can finish cleaning as soon as possible and catch the bus home.

Generally, there will be plenty of time, so you don't need to be in a hurry, but you can't be delayed.

Li Yuan, Qin Yu and Li Xiaoyun had a very tacit understanding, and soon Qin Yu swept the floor and went outside with Li Xiaoyun to take out the garbage with the trash can.

"Weird, where's the trash can?"

"yes, I'm usually here. ”

The two looked around and found that the trash cans placed outside several classrooms in the corridor were all gone.

Qin Yu's eyes were sharp, and he swept his gaze and saw traces of dragging on the ground, and of course, there were also garbage debris falling on the ground.

"Someone took them away. ”

Who is so lacking in morality?! Li Xiaoyun has a good temper, but she is also entangled, they still have garbage to take out at hand.

"Let's go to the playground. ”

Qin Yu remembered that there were several trash cans on the playground, and this "thief" would not be so mad as to take away the trash cans in the playground.

However, when Qin Yu and the two arrived at the playground, they found that there were not only no less trash cans in the playground, but also more.

Row by row - all the garbage was dumped aside, upside down on the ground and used as a stool.

To be precise, it was a few teenagers who stepped on the garbage can and looked at the school playground next door.

It's school time, and I don't know what I'm watching, but there's a basketball game next door?

Li Xiaoyun was curious, but saw that Qin Yu, who was also curious, emptied the trash cans in his classroom one by one after emptying the garbage, buckled them on the ground, and stepped on them.

As soon as you step on it, you know why you don't need a stool and choose a trash can.

The stool is too high to be spotted, and the trash can is just right.

Qin Yu's eyes just crossed the horizontal line of the wall and saw that a group of students were sweeping the floor in the red plastic playground of Jinyi next door.

It's the same as sweeping the floor, why does the other party have so many diligent middle school boys peeping?

Because they are girls, and they are beautiful goddesses, and the most important thing is that there is warmth in them.

It's pleasing to the eye.

"Hey, you come down!" Qin Yu was sighing when he heard a fierce shout, and his clothes were ripped off, and when he turned his head, he saw a tall and burly boy raising his eyebrows at her.

"You come down! give me the spot!"

It's quite horizontal, who let this be Brother Pony.

Ma Tiange is also strange, how can there be a skinny stinky girl in a row of boys in the past.

This person is a little bully in diligent middle school, Li Xiaoyuan was about to cry in fright, and desperately gave Qin Yu a look, for fear that she would anger this little overlord.

But she was too careful, Qin Yu saw that it was Ma Tiange, and she was so numb that she came down from the trash can.

It's so discerning.

Ma Tiange was quite satisfied, stepped on it, and still didn't stand firm.

Karma!

The bottom of the trash can broke, and he stepped on it to the end.

The movement is not small.

The boys: "Ah!"

Li Xiaoyun: "Ah~"

Qin Yu: "My bucket !!"

The heart is like a knife.

Ma Tiange's face darkened suddenly, embarrassed, embarrassed.

Why does the barrel break?

Almost annoyed and angry, Qin Yu didn't want to provoke this kind of little overlord, so he put away his heartache expression for a second, and calmly soothed: "It's just a trash can, if it's broken, it's broken, don't be afraid! Brother Xiaoma, come, you spread your legs, step on the edges of both sides of the bucket with your two feet, stabilize your center of gravity, and you can still see it when you stand up." ”

Split legs?

When Ma Tiange was stunned, he also saw this skinny girl who didn't look amazing with a serious face: "Don't be stunned, hurry, otherwise Wen Xi and they will leave!"

"Step on the center of gravity, steady, you can do it!"

That tone is like he couldn't buy "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-Year Simulation" one step late, and since then he has missed out on college.

The tone is very mother-in-law.

Is it true love, Ma Tiange hurriedly stepped on both sides of the trash can and went up to look at the wall.

At this glance, I just saw that Wen Xi and the others had swept to the corner of the wall, and they were all looking at them, with very strange expressions.

So.... Did you just hear that?

Ma Tiange looked at Wen Xi's indifferent face with a surprised gaze, and his face suddenly turned red.

A group of boys were shocked and embarrassed, and several of them fell.

But at this time....

Qin Yu had already pulled Li Xiaoyun to run, and as he ran, he fished out a trash can on the playground.

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For Qin Yu, this is a small episode, it is not a matter at all, she calculated the difference between 300 points, 480 points and 650 points at school, and when she went home, she also saw her parents counting the income of some sweet potatoes and vegetables and other agricultural products sold today.

A total of seven hundred and fifty pieces.

They were overjoyed.....

Qin Yu flashed a fragment of her future memories - that was when she was drinking a glass of red wine, which was worth about fifty or sixty times, so that her parents were extremely happy.

Her heart was quiet.

After eating, Qin Yu rushed to help wash the dishes, Yu Sheng wanted to stop her, but Qin Yu shook her hand, "I sit in school seven classes a day, each class sits for forty minutes, it is easy to get hemorrhoids after sitting for a long time, you have to stand for a stop to exercise, and washing dishes is the most natural activity, and it is also conducive to me to do housework to show filial piety, Mom, do you think this is not good? I still hope I have hemorrhoids~~~"

Yu Sheng: "...."

How do you think that my daughter's recent speeches are particularly reasonable.

After doing this, Qin Yu didn't feel tired, took a bath again, and also told his parents that he had to do his homework, and went to sleep when he was done, so that they didn't have to bother.

Qin Yu has always had a lot of say at home, and with the heavy homework in the third year of junior high school, Qin Yuan and Yu Sheng naturally agreed.

As soon as he entered the house, Qin Yu carried his schoolbag into the Golden House, and re-entered the small world of E-2222 through the Golden House.

Oh, what the hell!

As soon as Qin Yu appeared, he found himself in a small filthy room.

This is her small rented house, and the floor is full of garbage bags of puffed food.

Look at this mess, you don't have to think about it to know that it is the work of a certain cat.

"Oh, I guess I've found the reason for your recent gain in weight, are you playing dead, Jiaojiao. ”

Of course, the wrapped cat is motionless.

Hehe.

Qin Yu sneered, but at this time, the mobile phone on the table rang.

When he saw it, Qin Yu's eyes deepened, and he picked up the phone.

It's Su Qing's.

Jiaojiao's guy has only stayed in this world for a short time, just to deal with the contact between Su Qing and the others and Qin Yu, but since Qin Yu plans to re-enter this world, he has not erased his traces, so there is still a connection.

Because there were no dead people in the show, the degree of damage was controllable, or the capital behind Wu Han was really powerful, and finally let the show be broadcast, and because the ogre on the hidden island was a world-class criminal who disappeared more than ten years ago, it received widespread attention and made this show popular.

Naturally, Su Qing and others were also on the hot search all of a sudden.

The show, there are always red and black, but at first, probably no one thought that Su Qing would become popular all of a sudden.

Maybe it's because it's dark to the depths and it's naturally red, or it's out of fear and compromise with Wu Han, or maybe the ogre has brought enough explosive points, the program team gave up the plan to continue to black Su Qing, and there was no deliberate black in the later stage, and the natural performance made Su Qing exceed the audience's expectations.

As soon as someone began to praise her, someone went to wash her white, washed and washed, and it became white, and white and white became red.

That's right, it's so popular for no reason!

Su Qing, who was red, didn't care about the people who hacked her before, but she cared more about the people who cared about her when she was dark.

For example, the little fish who changed her life is clear and beautiful.

"Well, I'm hungry... Is the PD there too?"

After hanging up the phone, Qin Yu was almost cleaned up, because it was rural, and there was nothing to be picky about the worst rental house in the city, just clean it.

Get these done, clean up yourself a little, and go out with the dozens of dollars you found when you were cleaning up the house, the restaurant is not close to where she lives, but she doesn't plan to take a taxi, she just wants to take the bus, so....

Enough money.

It is also enough to buy a newspaper on financial and current affairs.

Reading the newspaper all the way, and then looking at the world that is in the same direction as the development of the modern world, its urban structure, its popularity, its economic structure.

This is not something that a girl would notice, at least she should not have noticed it itself, but should have cared about or indulged in its colorfulness.

But Qin Yu is thinking, and this kind of thinking will always sow a seed and bloom a flower.

Two and a half hours later, she saw the towering edifice.

The restaurant arrived.