Chapter 7: Interesting Facts about Shaha
According to the prompts of their sister Huang Sha, Tan Shaoxuan and Huang Bo set off from Chihong City to find the mysterious Shaha Miao Village. Sleepy, the two of them found a flat grass on the way, used the ground as a bed, and took the sky as a place to fall asleep. When they were hungry, the two of them found the cheapest bun shop to buy two steamed buns and continued on the road. After ten days and nights of journey, the two finally arrived at the unique Shaha Miao Village, where the combination of wood and stone creates a high and low stilted building standing against the mountain, and the looming group of roofs seems to indicate that this is still a holy place far away from the mortal and noisy.
The old motorcycle slowly stopped in the square of Shaha Miao Village with a piercing roar, looking at the strange outfit of the yellow-haired Tan Shaoxuan and the green-haired Huangbo on the car, frightened the fool who was playing with the children with a rattle in the square, and the shouting of the fool attracted the attention of the young people with guns in the Miao Village, they were wearing white turbans with a mustache on the top of their heads, wearing a collarless right open copper buckle green cloth shirt, straight big trousers, carrying a long musket on the shoulder, and carrying a waist knife, walking in the direction of the square, scared Huang Bo's backpack fell to the ground, at this time the DV camera flew out and was broken, he hurriedly put away the broken DV camera, I was really surprised when I saw this situation, and said to Tan Shaoxuan in a panic.
"Boss, this appearance is more exaggerated than all of us, and he also carries knives and guns, I really admit this. ”
"Don't be afraid, we're not here to make trouble, we're just here to inquire about Miao Opera, it's impossible for them to be unreasonable. ”
Tan Shaoxuan looked at Huang Bo and said calmly.
The young people of Shaha slowly approached, Huang Bo's feet began to weaken, and Tan Shaoxuan was in a cold sweat, and the young people gathered them in a circle, seeing that the fool was shaking a rattle and the children were applauding.
"Big bad guys, fight bad guys, protect people, fight evil guys. ”
When Huang Bo heard this, he thought of the bad things he had done, and he knelt directly on the ground with a weak heart.
When the young men raised their spears and straddled over their heads, Tan Shaoxuan said in a panic.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have no grievances with you, why do you take our lives like this? ”
After a few gunshots, Tan Shaoxuan was so nervous that he sat down on the ground, and Huang Bo was so frightened that he urinated and urinated.
At this time, an old man from behind the ancient tree slowly walked out, his temples were gray, his thin body still looked so spirited, and his slender arms carried a spear of his age, and everyone respectfully called him Zhai Lao.
He slowly walked up to the young man who was surrounded by guns and smiled, smiling at the two who were slumped on the ground.
"Hah!Ha!Ha!Ha!Get up! You two are the 10,000th guests who have come to our place in Shaha, and in order to show our gratitude to the tree god, we in Shaha Miao Village welcome our most special guests in the most sacred way!
Then the old man with a serious expression suddenly looked mischievously at the green-haired Huang Bo and smiled.
"Ah Huang, they've grown so big, your sister called me before and said you were coming, I'm so happy, come on, show the second uncle, why is your hair dyed green, it's weird and ugly. ”
The young people of Shaha slowly helped Tan Shaoxuan, who was sitting on the ground, and Huang Bo, who was paralyzed.
"Old man, your welcome ceremony here is really special, I was sweating just now. ”
After Tan Shaoxuan finished speaking, he bowed to Shaha Zhai Lao, looking at Tan Shaoxuan, who was so polite and sensible, Zhai Lao had a little appreciation for this young man.
"I said second uncle, don't do this next time, I'm scared to pee. ”
Huang Bo complained weakly, and the old people and the young people of Shaha laughed happily.
"Welcome!"
At this time, the young man led by Shaha shouted in a high voice to every household in Shaha.
At this time, the men and women of Shaha Miao Village successively brought out rice wine from their respective homes, reeds, singing and dancing, the old man of the village looked at Tan Shaoxuan and Huang Bo with a smile, although they had a strange dress with ordinary people, but the Shaha people adhered to the principle that everyone who came was a guest and everyone who arrived was a guest, and they did not regard them as strangers, but the enthusiastic cheers overshadowed a wave.
"Welcome to you, guests from afar, we, the people of Shaha!"
After the Shaha girls wearing silver jewelry and Miao ornaments finished speaking, they raised the horn cup containing rice wine in their hands and saluted Tan Shaoxuan and Huang Bo.
"Ah, the girls are so enthusiastic!"
Huang Bo*** looked at the Shaha Miao girls who toasted to them.
"I can't even say that I can't drink this wine! I drink! I drink!"
Before Huang Bo finished speaking, the two of them were poured bowl after bowl of delicious rice wine brewed by the girls of Miao Village.
One cup after another, and one cup after another, finally Tan Shaoxuan couldn't hold on, and fell drunk to the enthusiastic cheers first.
"Boss, why did you fall, a small amount of wine! a small amount of wine! Come on, let's continue, wine is food, the more you drink, the happier you are!"
After more than a dozen glasses of belly, Huang Bo, who was good at wine, also smiled and poured in front of the hospitable village elder.
At this time, the fog rose, everyone's faces were extremely blurred, the young men carrying the guns all raised their guns and fired them into the sky, and the dancing ghosts in the blur put two hoes on Tan Shaoxuan's chest, at this time, Tan Shaoxuan couldn't move no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't speak, he couldn't make a sound, he could only watch the five Shaha young people put Tan Shaoxuan's head, chest, arms, knees, The feet were tied to the He drying pole with five bamboo sticks, and then two more Shaha youths came and lifted him on the He drying pole, Tan Shaoxuan wanted to make a sound, but he couldn't say anything, it seemed that only the brain was awake, and the piercing rattle on the hand of the ghost dancer on the way continued to stimulate Tan Shaoxuan's nerves, and the ancient trees were deformed and rattled at him in the dense places of branches and leaves, and the rows of passers-by on the side of the extremely narrow muddy road with their backs to him looked extremely weird motionlessly, and the woodcutters had already placed the recently prepared tree coffin in the depths of the netherworld, at this time the two Shaha youths stopped, and the human-shaped trees slowly walked towards him, frightening Tan Shaoxuan to close his eyes, They lifted him up and slowly put him into the coffin, the moment the coffin lid was closed, suddenly Tan Shaoxuan fell into free fall into the urban management bureau in the dark night, he took the vice in his hand and continued to pick the lock of the warehouse, no matter how he pryed, he couldn't pry it.
Suddenly there was a dog barking in the distance, Tan Shaoxuan looked left and right, and found that there was nothing except a lot of fog, so he continued to pick the lock, click, the lock fell down and shed a lot of blood, he was a little scared, but in order to get a motorcycle for his brother, he walked in hard, and was about to push the cart.
"You can't die!
The fat chengguan who was pale and black, his eyes were black, and his lower body was still bleeding, and the chengguan who were killed with blurred faces flashed and grabbed Tan Shaoxuan's hand.
Tan Shaoxuan woke up immediately, only to see Huang Bo holding Tan Shaoxuan's hand and smiling stupidly.
"Boss, after a day's sleep, why didn't you wake up now, I knew you couldn't drink it, I should have helped you drink. ”
Tan Shaoxuan came back to his senses and realized that it was a dream.
"Where are we?"
"Yesterday, after we got drunk, our second uncle arranged it here, it seems to be a dormitory specially arranged for us. ”
Huang Bo habitually scratched his ears and said.
At this time, a young man dressed in a small cloth coat, carrying a knife at his waist, and holding a small mustache on his head, looked at a young boy of the Shaha and Miao tribe who seemed to be only eleven or twelve years old and walked in with a teapot.