"Hey, Comrade Lao He, what have you eaten?" Yang Meng covered her nose and fanned her all over the plane.

He Changsheng was confused: "What's wrong with me?" After he finished speaking, he also frowned, how could this smell of it? As a result, he tilted his head and saw that everyone was looking at him.

"I didn't put it!" He Changsheng argued.

But so many eyes were on him, and his explanation pale in comparison.

Yang Meng sighed: "Forget it, Lao He, I won't say anything about you, after all, you don't want to." In the future, pay attention, and if you can't hold back, go to the bathroom. After all, the space in the plane is closed, and it is really not good for you to affect everyone like this. I heard that there was such an incident on a plane in the Netherlands, because a passenger did not stop farting and finally a conflict broke out, and finally the plane made a forced landing and took many people away. ”

Di Wei, who was sitting on the side, said: "Master, you can't blame Lao He for this, in fact, this is a physiological phenomenon, called 'high-altitude flatulence reaction', referred to as 'HAFE'." Some people need to release the air in the intestines by farting because of the change in air pressure due to the system problem. In fact, many people have this problem, and holding farts is not good for the body, if you hold farts for a long time, it is easy to cause colonic diverticulosis. He Lao is so old, you can be considerate. ”

Yang Meng nodded: "Forget it, count me unlucky, who let me sit next to him?"

He Changsheng muttered, "It's not my fart。。。。。。 ”

"Alright, alright, we don't blame you. No need to explain. Yang Meng waved his hand: "That's all over this topic!"

And Pan Peiyu, who had not spoken, suddenly blinked and whispered: "Master, this is your fart, right?"

Yang Meng blushed: "What nonsense are you talking about? It's Old Man He! It's not strange that you can't control your ass when you're old!"

After he finished speaking, a group of people around him looked at He Changsheng, how could there be ambiguity in what he said?

He Changsheng came back to his senses: "Yang Meng, you kid is looking for trouble, right?"

Yang Meng stretched out his hand: "Look, why is this person still in a hurry? We don't blame you." ”

Di Wei nodded and said, "Indeed, we are on an Aeroflot plane today, and we drove a little hard, and I was a little uncomfortable when I climbed just now." He Lao, it's not surprising that you feel uncomfortable. ”

He Chang's face was red with anger and his neck was thick: "I said that it wasn't my fart!"

Yang Meng frowned: "Lao He, you are leading the team at this meeting, why are you so short-tempered? This is not good, okay, okay! Fart is the head of my release, right? Can you stop for a while on the plane? What do you let others think of us like this? You are just embarrassed yourself, you can't take us with you, right?"

Pan Peiyu hurriedly said: "Master, Old He, forget it, it's all your own people, no one is to blame for this, just blame Aeroflot's plane for driving too hard!"

Di Wei said: "Can the plane of Aeroflot not be fierce? How can we still be arranged to take this plane?"

He Changsheng came back to his senses: "Oh, the surname is Yang, I understand, you are not satisfied with this plane, right? But this is arranged by the organizing committee, how can they save money and how to come, what can we do?"

Yang Meng, who was poked into thinking carefully, sighed: "Alas, it is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift!"

Although Yang Meng has taken a few planes, but it is either business class or first class, this time they went to Paris in the name of 'medical exchange', and the air ticket is also the responsibility of the conference party, not to mention the economy class, in order to save money, it is still an Aeroflot plane. This made Yang Meng uncomfortable.

Who put that fart just now? Of course it was Yang Meng! Before he got on the plane, he had a meal of stewed shrimp with shredded radish, and Di Wei said something about the 'HAFE' reaction, so he let out a fart happily.

The first person to smell the fart must be the fart himself, this fart stinks Yang Meng enough, so he directly threw the pot on He Changsheng, who was sitting next to him.

As for Pan Peiyu's throwing the pot at Aeroflot, it is not unreasonable, Aeroflot's pilots are a 'legendary' existence in the world's civil aviation.

First of all, Aeroflot is not one airline, but dozens of companies. However, it is collectively called Aeroflot by the Chinese people, and if there is a plane crash on the other side, no matter which company it is, it will be called 'Aeroflot crash again' in China, which is the result of the domestic media's bottom-line report. The real Aeroflot refers to 'Aeroflot', which is the one that Yang Meng is flying on now.

And there are so many legends about Aeroflot.

Many people know that the smog in the Han Kingdom is serious, and it is much better after the treatment, but it is not an exaggeration to describe the onset of smog at the most serious time.

When the smog breaks out, most of the flights will be canceled or delayed due to poor visibility------ but this does not include Aeroflot, it doesn't matter if you can't see the runway, people can take off and land!

And people are not only not afraid of haze, but also typhoons!

At that time, when Typhoon Chanhong hit the magic capital, all the planes flying to the local area were canceled, but what about the plane of Aeroflot? It landed in a swaying storm and rain, and it was not too late to land, and after resting, people took off and went home against the typhoon, which shows how fierce the plane of Aeroflot flies!

Of course, this alone does not speak for itself, because if the smog or typhoon is so strong that all flights are cancelled, Aeroflot planes will not be allowed to leave Moscow. It is also impossible for them to land at the airport. However, there are not many aircraft that can take off and land normally in such an environment.

All because of how tough Aeroflot pilots really are!

And why are Aeroflot pilots so tough?

The reason is very simple, many of their pilots are retired Tsarist Air Force pilots! And what kind of existence are the Tsarist Air Force pilots? The 'Babylon Sea Scalpel' is what they do!

(PS: The Babylon Sea Scalpel incident refers to the fact that the Nordic Viking Air Force sent a reconnaissance plane to carry out reconnaissance missions along the coast of the Soviet Union in the past year, encountered a Su-27 fighter, and then began to play with the Su-27' This made the Su-27 pilot angry, because he couldn't fire, so the pilot flew directly to the reconnaissance plane, and used the vertical tail to directly cut a big hole in one of the engines of the Viking reconnaissance plane, and the reconnaissance plane almost crashed, while the Su-27 pilot drove the plane back to the base. ）

(PS again: The glorious deeds of the Su-27 pilot are not only this, his name is Vasily Simbar, who once poured aviation kerosene on the plane directly in order to expel the Viking spy ship.) Ask for the psychological shadow of the Viking crew at that time. ）

Ahem, the above is purely a joke, in fact, many Air Force pilots are not wrong among the pilots of Aeroflot civil aviation, but they all fly transport planes.

Of course, there are also many domestic media who are not responsible, and all kinds of demonize Aeroflot planes, such as fake news such as 'Aeroflot captain drunk driving'. How is this possible? People need permission from the tower to take off, and passenger safety always comes first! If an Aeroflot pilot comes into contact with alcohol during a flight, then he will never want to touch an airplane again in his life! All flights are blacklisted!

Who would joke about their own jobs!

In fact, there have only been three air crashes in the 30 years since the establishment of Aeroflot, and what is even more valuable is that the original passenger plane they used was the Tu-154 passenger plane, which is known as the "coffin in the air", and as a result, they have not had a single accident in 19 years of use! This is where they are bullish. Whether it is the global safety airline ranking or the comprehensive ranking, it almost surpasses any airline in Hanguo. (Second only to China Eastern Airlines in terms of safety, and far surpassing domestic airlines in terms of overall ranking)

Why aren't people late? Because in order to maintain the reputation of a high-quality airline, Aeroflot has a series of policies that benefit the people, and if you are late, you will be compensated!

So why are Aeroflot planes able to take off and land in all kinds of bad weather? The only reason is that Aeroflot's pilots are highly skilled!

So why are they at a high level? The real reason is because Tsarist Russia is a high-latitude country! All kinds of extreme weather are very common. Many places are in a state of violent snowstorms for most of the year, and if they all stop flying when it snows and rains like here in the Han country, then their airlines simply close their doors.

Many airports and airplanes are now equipped with a lot of advanced electronic equipment, which are used to take off and land in bad weather. Generally speaking, if you encounter bad weather in China, you can land in a different place, and you will not take risks if you can. Aeroflot pilots are more experienced in dealing with such weather, after all, people often encounter similar weather in their hometowns. Like typhoons, blizzards and the like, people are not surprised.

It is said that Aeroflot is cheap, but in fact, the cheap is economy class, and there is not much difference between business class and other airlines. The reason for this is simple: they don't have to pay much for airspace. Most of their flights to Europe are in their own airspace, and the number of flights left vacant will be reduced when they are in transit, plus their country has cheap fuel. So naturally the ticket is cheaper.

Overall, Aeroflot is a really good airline!

Di Wei thinks so: "I said Brother Pan, do you also believe the words of demonizing Aeroflot on the Internet?"

Pan Peiyu pointed at Yang Meng and said, "Then why is the master so dissatisfied with the Aeroflot plane?"

Yang Meng sighed: "What else can I do, of course, because there is no beautiful young lady!"

Di Wei and Pan Peiyu ignored it and laughed.

Well, this is where Aeroflot complains very much: Aeroflot recruits flight attendants based on physical and psychological quality and education level, and many of them have a medical-related background. And age doesn't matter, so there are not many beautiful little sisters and little brothers in Aeroflot, they are generally older and have a relatively cold attitude. After all, their national identity is there: less talk, less smile.

Where's the young and beautiful flight attendant lady? First class, of course!

Can Yang Meng not be disappointed?