Yang Meng and Wang Yupeng walked to the lounge in the training camp, where a girl was sitting and got up to say hello after seeing Yang Meng.

"Eh, Zheng Liwei, you haven't returned to China yet?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

The girl sitting there was none other than the unlucky Zheng Liwei, Yang Meng thought she had returned to China, but she didn't expect her to be here.

Zheng Liwei's face flushed slightly after hearing this: "Hmm。。。。。。 Brother Yang, you know, Yu Peng is not going to return to China now, I can accompany him here more. ”

Yang Meng was stunned for a moment after hearing this, turned his head to look at Wang Yupeng, and after a long time, two words popped out of his mouth: "Beast!" The more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "She was just born when you went to college, right?

Wang Yupeng's old face was flushed and he didn't know what to say, but Zheng Liwei said: "Brother Yang, Yupeng is not to blame for this, I chased him, and it took a long time to succeed." ”

Yang Meng blinked, reached out and touched Zheng Liwei's forehead: "You're not sick, are you?"

Zheng Liwei smiled bitterly: "Brother Yang, I know that Yupeng has done something to make you angry, but no one is perfect, there is no best one for two people together, only the one that suits you." And Yupeng is the one that suits me. ”

Yang Meng scratched her head: "How old are you, do you know that this is the most suitable one for you?"

Zheng Liwei asked rhetorically: "Brother Yang, if I'm not mistaken, you're not a few years older than me, right?"

"Ugh。。。。。。 Yang Meng choked.

Zheng Liwei said: "Besides, Yu Peng is not as capable as you, but he dared to stand up when he saw me being bullied, and he did some wrong things, which was also for the sake of the family and the children." You don't know me, I grew up in a single-parent family, my father abandoned me and my mother since I was a child, such a responsible man is what I am looking for!"

Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "Yes, I apologize to you, you are right, there is no best, only the most suitable。。。。。。 What are you looking for me for? Just to show off your relationship? Uh,, you're not going to register me in Las Vegas to be a witness, are you?"

Getting married in Las Vegas is easy, but you also need to find witnesses. Generally speaking, the priests of the chapel will be used as witnesses, and some people will find a random homeless man from the street to give some money as a witness.

Zheng Liwei blushed after hearing this and said, "Brother Yang, we haven't reached that point yet, okay?"

Wang Yupeng also said: "Mr. Yang, if I marry Weiwei, I won't hold a wedding so casually, this is Weiwei's first marriage, and it must be grand!"

As a result, Zheng Liwei was anxious after hearing this: "What do you mean 'if' us get married?"

Wang Yupeng hurriedly waved his hand: "That's not what you mean!"

"Stop, stop!" Yang Meng was anxious: "What are you two looking for me for? Are you here to show your affection? Then you guys are done showing! Now you can go back to your own house and find your own mother, right?"

"Ugh. Wang Yupeng was stunned: "Mr. Yang, I really have something to do with you this time, we have something to ask you." ”

"What's the matter with me?" Yang Meng said: "No money, love, no appointment, Bao Daren, save my mother, don't know Amway, drink yogurt and lick the lid to eat potato chips and lick your fingers。。。。。。。 ”

Wang Yupeng and Zheng Liwei had black lines on their faces after hearing this.

Zheng Liwei coughed dryly twice and asked, "Brother Yang, do you know Liu Yun?"

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Yang Meng was anxious after hearing this: "Of course I know! The thing I regret most in my life is that I helped her cure her mental illness!"

"Psychotic?" Zheng Liwei was stunned after hearing this.

Yang Meng nodded and said, "Yes, why do you think I came to Las Vegas?"

After saying that, he told him how he cured Liu Yun's mental illness, how her parents bit him back, and then Yang Meng's ability to treat mental illness flowed out of countless people to seek medical treatment, and finally he was so angry that he found Liu Yun's parents to sue him again, and finally he went to get a mental illness certificate and explained it to the two of them from the beginning.

The reason why he talked so much was because he was so aggrieved, and he felt uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted to talk to someone. It turns out that people can't hold too much in their stomachs, and it's much easier to talk about it.

"That's why I'm here in Las Vegas this time, officially to treat my illness!" Yang Meng pointed to his head.

"By the way, I went back with money that I couldn't spend for a lifetime. Wang Yupeng added.

Yang Meng waved his hand: "Money is a trivial matter, the key is to come out and relax! What do you say about Liu Yun? Didn't their family go to Gaul?"

Zheng Liwei blinked: "Brother Yang, we shouldn't be talking about one person, it's the same name." ”

Yang Meng was dumbfounded after hearing this: "Damn, look at what I said so energetically, it turns out that I am not alone! There are really too many names in our country, we should really learn from Zhu Yuanzhang and have a child to create a periodic table!"

At that time, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang was a rebel in the world, he was born an ordinary peasant, his original name was Zhu Chongba, and his father's name was Zhu Wusi. Later, when he rebelled, he defected to Guo Zixing and changed his name to Zhu Yuanzhang, which means 'Zhu Yuan', and Zhang refers to sharp jade. used this name to express his determination to oppose the Yuan Dynasty.

Later, Zhu Yuanzhang became the emperor, and began to change the family tree for the descendants, and the descendants of the Zhu family used the 20 words of "Yunwen obeys the ancestral teachings, Qinwu Dajun wins, and the way is auspicious, and the teacher is good at using Sheng" as the name of the "generation" to pass down from generation to generation. This is not enough, he also set a rule, that is, the name of the child must use the five elements of 'gold, wood, water, fire and earth' as the radical of the name. For example, his grandson is called Zhu Yunwen, 'Yun' is a generation, and 'Yun' is the name next to the word fire.

It's actually very good to name it like this, the family is neat and tidy, just by looking at the name, you know that it belongs to a family, which can increase family cohesion, but Zhu Yuanzhang ignored one thing, that is, the reproductive ability of the descendants of the old Zhu family, and the people of the old Zhu family are more and more generational! In the end, there was really no use for words, so I simply started making words. All kinds of strange names on the side of the five elements emerge in endlessly, and Zhu Shenlei, Zhu Tongniobium, Zhu Chengpalladium, Zhu Micadium and the like have all popped up.

In 1896, when Xu Shougang introduced the Western periodic table to the Han Kingdom, he needed to translate the English characters and give them Chinese names. At that time, Xu Shou also had a headache, after all, it was very difficult to translate the English alphabet into the corresponding Chinese characters. As a result, when he saw the genealogy of the old Zhu family, the door to a new world was instantly opened, and in the end, he took the genealogy of the old Zhu family to translate the periodic table.

So now some people ridicule Zhu Yuanzhang as the 'father of the periodic table'。。。。。。

And now that the Han country has such a large population, the phenomenon of duplicate names is really too common, to give a simple example

For example, the name 'Zhang Wei' in Han is even larger than the total population of Iceland, and names such as 'Wang Wei', 'Wang Fang', 'Li Wei' and 'Li Na' are not much different. The Han side is also a headache for this problem, and now the Han police have suggested that it is best to use three words to avoid duplicate names.

Yang Meng was puzzled and asked, "I know that one named Liu Yun, who are you talking about Liu Yun?"

As a result, Zheng Liwei said: "It's my college classmate, the one who came with me." ”

Yang Meng suddenly realized: "Oh, it's the female man who fought three battles that night?"

Zheng Liwei had a black line on her face, but she still nodded: "Yes, it's her!"

Yang Meng hurriedly said: "I really don't know her! You must not say anything that she has my child and wants to rely on me or something." I can't stand this!"

Zheng Liwei said: "But Liu Yun tells us every day that she is your niece!"

"What's that?" Yang Meng jumped up: "I have such a niece and I would have broken her leg a long time ago! I said that you two are too, both are highly educated people, how can you say whatever others say? Listening to the wind is the rain? I said that I am the son of the leader of the country, am I?"

Wang Yupeng hurriedly said: "Mr. Yang, don't get excited, wouldn't it be better if not?"

Yang Meng took a deep breath and calmed his emotions and said, "You're right. I'm not excited。。。。。。 I was just shocked when I heard it! Why are there all kinds of people now? How can there be anyone who has nothing to recognize my uncle? I said that you are amazing enough. You don't look at the age? She said that I was her brother, and you believed me if I was her uncle?"

Wang Yupeng said: "If you are her brother, we may not believe it, but if you are his uncle, we believe it." There's a seniority here, just like you said, how can anyone recognize an uncle?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Okay, you guys make sense of this." Anyway, what are you mentioning her for?"

Zheng Liwei explained: "Here's the thing, she was arrested by the Las Vegas police!"

"Uh。。。。。。 Mind my birds!" Yang Meng blinked after finishing speaking: "Why was you arrested?

Zheng Liwei was shocked: "No, it's because of drug trafficking!"

"What is it?" Yang Meng was stunned when he heard this.

Zheng Liwei explained: "She met a boyfriend here, and she seems to be quite rich. took her to Mexico for a tour, and later said that her business there was not completed, so she asked her to fly back first. As a result, she was stopped by border control at the Las Vegas airport after coming back, and the Mexican red wine she was carrying had KKY in it!"

Yang Meng shook his head after hearing this: "Is this stupid X? Is it still a college student? Is there red wine in Mexico? This is obviously letting people cheat and help transport drugs!"

Of course, there are red wines in Mexico, but the production is very small, and it is generally produced and sold in-house, and the quality is mediocre. It's a country of 'tequila', 'cold beer' and 'Coca-Cola'.

Zheng Liwei nodded and said, "Since I know that it has nothing to do with you." I've already contacted her family. ”

"Just do what you have to do. Yang Meng said: "You are not her nanny." ”

As a result, as soon as his voice fell, his mobile phone suddenly rang.

"Hmm, how do I have a sense of foreboding?"