Chapter 20: The Enchanting Auntie
Tan Shaoxuan and Huang Bo embarked on a journey to Xuanyuan Ancient Town, in order to have a few remaining road expenses, many car masters were unwilling to carry their wild requirements, they walked through a lot of places, and also asked many people about the route of Xuanyuan Ancient Town, finally, on a remote road, a long-distance bus with the word Xuanyuan written on the front windshield attracted their attention.
"Boss, boss, look, is that bus to Xuanyuan Ancient Town?"
Tan Shaoxuan took a closer look and hurriedly ran.
The conductor saw that there were two people behind the car who were jumping and shouting and waving to the bus, and hurriedly asked the driver to step on the brakes, and the car slowly stopped.
Tan Shaoxuan and Huang Bo's strange outfits attracted the attention of the passengers on the bus, and a pair of strange eyes fell on them, and the conductor came over after they found an empty place.
"Where are you two going?"
"Let's just sit at the finish line. ”
Tan Shaoxuan said to the conductor with a smile.
"Okay, it's 360 for two people. ”
After saying that, the conductor tore off the two tickets and handed them to them.
"Hey, wait! Tear it up whatever you say!"
Huang Bo touched his trouser pocket and found that there were only a few dozen yuan, so he hurriedly said.
"What's the matter?"
The conductor put the remaining untorn ticket in his pocket and said to them.
At this time, Tan Shaoxuan looked at his coat pocket and found that there were only a few yuan, so he hurriedly smiled and said politely to the conductor.
"Sister, you see that it's not very difficult for us, or you can give us less. ”
Suddenly, the bus stopped, the two were kicked off the bus, and the conductor threw their luggage backpacks to the ground and scolded fiercely.
"I can't afford to take a car!"
Then the bus slammed the door shut and left them with a roar, Tan Shaoxuan lowered his head and was a little frustrated, Huang Bo saw this, hurriedly picked up his backpack and patted the dust on it, and walked to Tan Shaoxuan and said comfortingly.
"Boss, it's okay, we are poor, we have to buy a bus when we have money, and we can carry whoever we want!"
Tan Shaoxuan smiled reluctantly, and the two of them continued to walk in the direction of Xuanyuan Ancient Town.
At this time, another dilapidated van slowly drove slowly with black smoke, stopped not far in front of them, a thin driver got out of the car, opened the hood, and at that moment black smoke came out, the driver's face was blackened, and the passengers in the car laughed when they saw it, and the driver pouted, and saw that only two eyes were rolling.
"What are you laughing at, quickly got off the cart. ”
"We don't push it, but if it doesn't work, we'll take a passing car." ”
The passengers on the car heard as if they didn't hear it, chatting after getting off the car, it was convenient to go to the convenience, but no one paid attention to the driver, at this time the driver shook his head helplessly, so he had to find tools in the car to check the fault, Huang Bo saw that the opportunity came, so he quickly ran over.
"Master, the car is broken, isn't it? ”
The driver glanced up at Huang Bo and continued to look down for tools.
"Master, let's do it, I'll help you fix the car, how about you give me a ride with my boss. ”
Hearing this, the driver smiled.
"The guy can also repair the car, okay, okay, if you fix my car today, let alone take a ride, I'll give you some repair money." ”
Hearing this, Huang Bo nodded hurriedly and ran to the hood to check, when Tan Shaoxuan came over and said to the driver.
"Master, is this still far from Xuanyuan Ancient Town?"
The driver took out a cigarette from his coat pocket and leaned against the car door with a smile.
"It's not far, it's a car ride, and it's four hours away. ”
"Four hours, I can't get there for a day, stop bragging, go fix the car. ”
The aunt who was eating melon seeds on the side squatted on the road and turned around and said.
"Yes, yes, my fairy. ”
Huang Bo, who was repairing the car, was in awe when he heard the word fairy, and hurriedly looked up to see his face, then handed it to the driver with a cold eye, and continued to bow his head to troubleshoot, while Tan Shaoxuan pretended not to hear anything and came to Huang Bo.
"I said, Aboa, you still have this hand. ”
"This is thanks to my sister, who asked me to learn auto repair from Master Zhang downstairs, but it was still a little harder, and then I went to do beauty salons. ”
Huang Bo smiled, and suddenly after a while, the van engine started, and the driver came over to take a look and gave Huang Bo a thumbs up.
"Yes!"
The driver immediately happily handed each of them a cigarette.
"Where do you want to go? ”
After speaking, the driver took out two hundred yuan from his trouser pocket and handed it to Huang Bo.
"Here, it's hard work. ”
Huang Bo took the banknote with a smile, and Tan Shaoxuan said.
"Master, we are going to Xuanyuan Ancient Town. ”
"It's easy to say, although passing by, it's also a direction, get in the car!"
The driver summoned the rest of the passengers to get on the bus and drove in the direction of Xuanyuan Ancient Town, along the way, everyone chatted, and the aunts and aunts began to gossip.
"I heard that the old man who could perform Miao opera fell ill. ”
"It's a pity, it seems that there will never be such a Miao opera here again. ”
At this time, the uncle in the car asked curiously.
"Why don't you pass on this old man to future generations?"
The driver replied with a smile.
"It's not that it doesn't pass on, it's that young people don't learn now, it's hard and tired, and there are no free performances yet
If you have an income, you might as well go out and work. ”
"It's a pity, it's a pity. ”
Everyone shook their heads in regret.
At this time, Tan Shaoxuan heard Miao opera, which was so consistent with what his grandfather said, so he filmed
I touched the shoulder of the aunt in front of me.
"By the way, auntie, I heard you talk about Miao Opera, where is it?"
At this time, the aunt slowly turned around and saw that Tan Shaoxuan had just reached out to go back, so she smiled.
"Oh, you look like you're interested, boy, aren't you? ”
"Hehe, yes, auntie, can you tell me where it is. ”
When the aunt heard this, her face was shy, and she pouted and said to Tan Shaoxuan.
"Don't be an aunt, I'm so old, why don't you go back with me, I'll tell you slowly. ”
Seeing that the aunt suddenly posed in a bewitching and provocative posture to herself, Tan Shaoxuan's back was cold, and he seemed to feel that he had stabbed a hornet's nest, and then turned his face to Huang Bo with a disgusted expression, but Huang Bo was silent, and laughed out of a pig sound.
The driver was a little jealous, rolled up the window, and said back as he drove.
"Okay fairy, stop teasing us lad, when the car passes by the dock in a moment,
If you are lucky, you can take the boat to Xuanyuan Ancient Town immediately, and you can arrive in half an hour. ”
When Tan Shaoxuan heard this, he smiled and gave the driver a look.
"Old thing, drive your car, don't shout. ”
The aunt turned around and touched Tan Shaoxuan's shoulder, and said with a sneer.
"Handsome guy, why don't I take you there, sister. ”
Huang Bo on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked a flattering look at his aunt, and then smiled evilly.
"Sister, our boss is not good at this, or I'll go with you! I'm lonely anyway
Don't worry, I'm not a picky eater, and any type is acceptable. ”
The aunt felt that Huang Bofei and others beside Tan Shaoxuan seemed to be veterans of the rivers and lakes.
Since she is a veteran, it is inevitable that she will get some disease, and the more she thinks about it, the more she panics, she becomes anxious, and she hurriedly pats the driver's shoulder.
"Old thing, old thing, I'm in a hurry, I want to get off, I want to get off, I don't stop I jump
Ahh
The driver pretended not to hear and continued to drive forward, and the aunt was in a hurry, using a thick rouge-coated one
He squeezed the driver hard and shouted.
"Believe it or not, I snatched your phone and told your wife about the two of us last night!"
Suddenly, the driver braked suddenly, and the leaning body of the whole car almost hit the front baffle.
"Good, good, fairy, go ahead!"
The car door opened, and everyone saw the red dust woman twisting her waist and slowly walking into the woods and grass.
They were all shaking their heads, and everyone was talking.
"What's wrong with it, you have to do this. ”
At this time, everyone in the car squinted at the driver, and the driver immediately blushed.
At this time, the aunt's phone in the car suddenly rang, and she learned that her daughter-in-law was about to give birth
At the same time, urge the driver to drive.
"Master, please hurry up and urge that convenient sister, my daughter-in-law is about to give birth. ”
At this time, Huang Bo smiled evilly at the driver and continued to drive, and the driver looked at the woods
After a while, he shook his head helplessly and signaled to everyone to wait, and then he suddenly remembered that the word "wife" was displayed on it, and he saw the aunt slowly twisting from the woods, and the driver kicked the accelerator, and the car drove far away.
Seeing this, the aunt was furious, and then angrily took out her mobile phone and dialed the phone
Phone.
"Old immortal! Quickly call someone to pick me up, but I was actually tricked and, I
No more cars. ”
The people sitting in the car laughed, and the driver also looked at everyone with a wry smile, and then called out
Everyone was silent, and the driver picked up the phone.
"Hey, wife, I'm driving out, I'm on my way back, okay, okay, okay,
I'll pay attention to safety, and I'll call after the shift in a while, bye-bye. ”
After hearing this, everyone shook their heads, feeling sad for his wife, and the driver also realized his mistake, slowly put down the mobile phone, and continued to drive without saying a word, and the car immediately quieted down until he reached the destination, and the driver did not say a word.
Arriving at the port, Tan Shaoxuan and Huang Bo got out of the car, and saw that there was a boat in front of them that was going to Xuanyuan Ancient Town, Huang Bo patted his thigh and said.
"Good luck today, boss, look, boat!"
Tan Shaoxuan patted Huang Bo on the shoulder.
"You're going to break the siege today, thank you, let's go!"
Huang Bo nodded happily and walked to the dock.