"Huh, Mommy, who is this?" Zhang San stared at the person in the mirror with a crazy glare, and quickly covered his eyes.

"Good guy, this time the old handsome!" Zi Xue was so excited that she even burst out of the Northeast dialect.

"Well, I didn't think you looked that old!" Yang Xinhua also looked at him carefully and nodded.

To tell the truth, Zhang San has been handsome and cute since he was a child, but since the family changed and became crazy, he has never retouched the edges, and he has always been a crazy and sloppy image in the eyes of the villagers.

Now that he has cut his hair and shaved his beard, his eyes are bigger, his forehead is shining brighter, and even his skin has turned much whiter. Now it doesn't look like the vicissitudes of fifty or sixty years old before, just when the man is forty-one flowers.

When he understood that the person in the mirror was himself, he opened his eyes again and looked up and down, left and right, and sighed:

"Grandma, I thought I was disfigured by someone when I slept at night......! Extremely unorthodox!"

He shook his head and sighed as he cleaned the clippers, razor and other tools on the table, carefully put them away, and then reached open a drawer to put it in.

"Hey, so many small bags?" But the drawer was full of avoidance/pregnancy/condom, and he didn't know what it was, let alone whether Yang Xinhua wanted it or not, he grabbed those small bags and piled them up on the table. Then put the barber tools in the drawer one by one and replace them.

"You, what are you doing?" Yang Xinhua asked ashamedly and angrily.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Sanmad glanced back at her, and replied with a very manly look: "Be a man!"

didn't wait for Yang Xinhua to speak, then pointed to the two broken beds and said: "This way it takes up a lot of space, it is better to move it all to it to make a double bed, and it will be convenient to fall asleep in the future." That's it, you pack up first, and I'll come back in the afternoon and move together. ”

"No, you, I'm ......" Yang Xinhua was baffled by him, and she didn't react when she opened her mouth.

Zhang Sanmad said while pointing and pointing at Zixue Nunu and beckoned: "Let's go, let's do your business first......"

As soon as he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and instructed Yang Xinhua: "What, you don't have to pay for the haircut just now, anyway, we shaved it ourselves, and it will be even more difficult to distinguish between the two in the future." ”

He was ashamed to say it, and stepped out of the door.

Yang Xinhua then figured out that this madman was relying on herself, and she couldn't help but ask angrily: "Hey, don't go, who promised to partner with you?"

Unexpectedly, she was crossing her waist to ask, and she saw a figure flashing in front of Zhang Sanmad and was stopped. The person who came was none other than the second son of Wang.

"You turtle grandson, who are you going to partner with?" Wang Erzi couldn't help but say and scolded Zhang Sanmad.

"Huh......" Zhang Sanmad was stunned at first, and then looked at the second son of Wang with a smirk, and asked rhetorically: "Hehe, what, you also want to partner?"

"He's a fart!" Wang Erzi was furious, and he was about to do it as soon as he stroked his arm.

At this moment, Dawn, who had been curious to see the excitement, suddenly went berserk, "Woo!" roared angrily, and raised his back hair and stared at Wang Erzi.

"Wang!" the Black Yama also barked wildly, bluffing the pedestrians on the street.

"Mom......" Wang Erzi was so frightened by the two big dogs that he jumped to hide behind a pedestrian, pulled someone's arm, trembled and shouted: "Put ...... Keep the dog on a leash, and if you bite someone, you will have to pay for the medical bills!"

"You're sick!" the pedestrian shook him off and walked away angrily.

At this time, Zhang San was crazy, raised his eyebrows and sneered: "What's the matter, you leper, if you want to cooperate, you must first get the consent of our two divine beasts, otherwise you don't need to talk!"

The second son of the king was afraid and angry, and shouted and scolded from afar: "Who ...... Who's partnering with you, that in there is my wife!"

"Hey!" Zhang San was not happy at this time, and raised his throat to scold him across the street: "You are a deflated grandson, do you call your wife like this? Who believes it, I still say that she is my wife!"

"You, do you dare to call my wife my wife? Wow, I'm so angry, you can shout again......" Wang Erzi was angry and hateful, jumping and screaming from afar, pulling his neck and rubbing his fists.

"Just call it, I'll call it!" Zhang Sanmad also rubbed his hands without showing weakness, turned his head and shouted into the house: "Wife, wife, wife, I love my wife!"

"Wow!" Seeing this, Zixue hurriedly jumped aside to dodge, leaving Yang Xinhua alone in the door frame.

At this time, there were more and more onlookers on the street, and some people actually shouted hello to Zhang Sanmad:

"The madman is better, he is better than dealing with Zhu Wuneng when he ate wontons that day!"

"Yes, I almost didn't recognize this haircut, I'm almost catching up with Jacky Zhang!"

"I just called it well, this woman can make that second-rate son miserable, scream again, everyone will applaud you!"

"Yo ho!" Zhang San couldn't help but be happy when he heard this, and shouted at everyone: "The excitement can't be seen in vain, if we shout again, do you dare to testify that she is my daughter-in-law and I am her man?"

"Dare, dare to dare to ......" The crowd on the street suddenly rose to the top, and there was a chorus.

"Okay, I'm shouting!" I saw Zhang San rolling up his sleeves frantically, turning around and rushing towards Yang Xinhua to take a breath, and he really tore open his voice through the door frame and shouted:

"The woman inside, your man Zhang Xi is about to shout - dear - love - old - mother-in-law - daughter-in-law and son-in-law ......"

His roar was even higher than that of a tenor, and the sound waves of the Tao ran through the room, and the tips of Yang Xinhua's hair fluttered. Then the sound waves turned back from the house into sound waves, rushing to everything that could be penetrated, and finally the echoes disappeared into the sky like Sanskrit sounds, and even the dark clouds dispersed......

"Uh......" Yang Xinhua felt that her body, her heart, and her whole person were trembling by the voice, and she stood for a long time, like a pure jade statue, and like a girl who was intoxicated by the sea of flowers......

Everyone on the street was deeply affected by this situation, and the scene was silent for a while, and it took a long time to burst into warm applause and cheers......

Zhang San outside the door roared madly, "snort" panting and looking at Yang Xinhua, feeling that he was twenty years younger all of a sudden.

Yang Xinhua in the door met his eyes, and suddenly blushed and closed the door.

"Uh...... What do you mean?" Zhang San scratched his head in place in a daze, not understanding.

"Hahahaha, there's a play!" everyone suddenly made another commotion.

Unexpectedly, just when everyone was jubilant, suddenly a vicious roar broke into the street: "Damn, who is making a fuss?"

This group of people are all in black clothes and black pants, and there are more than a dozen of them. The leader is a black fat strong man, because of his height, a black cotton coat is half long and not short, and it looks a little nondescript when hung on his body.

The black strong man is none other than Zhu Wuneng.

Wang Erzi, who had been shrinking his head and enduring humiliation and holding his breath, saw that it was Zhu Wuneng, and immediately straightened his chest to come to his senses, raised his face and walked through the crowd with a duck step, and cried out bitterly as soon as he met:

"Ah, I'm dropping the fifth brother, why don't you show up when you collect protection money? Little brother can be bullied miserably today......

Zhu Wuneng looked at Zhang Sanmad and the two big dogs, and then glanced at Wang Erzi, rolled his eyes and shouted: "What are you crying for, isn't Lao Tzu manifested!"

As he spoke, he turned around and stared at Zhang Sanmad, and asked fiercely, "Hey, are you here to gather a crowd to make trouble?"

"Uh......" Zhang San couldn't help but shudder when he saw that he was the villain who bullied Zhang Jinfeng at the wonton stall that day, and saw that he had brought so many people here.

However, it was obvious that he had a haircut and a shaved beard, and Zhu Wuneng did not recognize him. But at this time, Zhu Wuneng noticed Zixue behind him, and couldn't help but smile evilly and stepped forward: "Hehe, it turned out to be your little cutie......

Zixue had already recognized him, and when she saw that the other party was piling up with a face of cross-faced/forced over, she hurriedly rushed to break the dawn and shouted: "Breaking dawn, be alert!"

"Woo lur!" Seeing that Dawn heard the order, his back trembled, his teeth were raised, and he was sideways in front of Zhang Sanmad, and a pair of cold eyes shot a terrifying cold air at Zhu Wuneng.

Seeing Dawn's might, the Black Yama King also roared and followed, staring at Zhu Wuneng side by side with Dawn.

Zhu Wuneng was glared at by the two big dogs, and couldn't help but gasp. However, when he saw the Black Hades clearly, he couldn't help but be surprised, and looked at the subordinates behind him and asked:

"Hey, isn't this Kong Qigong's Black Hell King? What's the matter, the ghost race hand was taken by the police, but his dog followed this little girl!"

A man in black behind him glanced disdainfully at the two dogs and whispered to him:

"Whatever, we brought dog spraying medicine, and we will solve it all later! However, fortunately, the eldest brother is wise, after we received the order of the ghost hand, we just sat on the periphery and watched the tiger fight this morning, otherwise the brothers may also enter the game!"

"Well, Lao Tzu is lucky today, just stewed dog meat at noon this day to celebrate!" Zhu Wuneng smiled crookedly when he heard this, and said ruthlessly: "Get ready, see my eyes and act ......"