Chapter Eighty-Three: The Arctic Snow Monster
"Can we climb the snowy mountains with your stupid high-calorie junk food?" Lord Rovaloa clenched his fists, his whole body trembling with rage, like a depressed volcano, ready to erupt, "Or to put it another way, with your stupid high-calorie junk food, can you save my life when I am about to stumble and fall off a cliff?"
"Hmm...... I don't think so, sir. ”
"Can't be, can't it, since you can't ......" Fed up with Sam's stupidity, Lord Rovaloa's volcano finally couldn't help but erupt, he had bruises on his forehead, jumped up and pointed at Sam and shouted, "Then why don't you use your stinky hamburger to change a rope that can save my life!"
"Well, obey the order, sir!"
Sam quickly ran away with his bag of burgers, but after only a few moments, he ran back again.
"But sir, I don't understand what they say in the North Pole?"
Old Man Rovaloa's face was as dead as ashes, and he had only one thought in his heart now.
"Why did I bring this waste?"
It was quite difficult to explain to the local residents that the frozen burger was actually a rare outside delicacy, after all, there was neither a TV nor an oven in the area, so Lord Rovaloa could only ask Sam to make a fire to roast the burger for the residents to see, and then exchanged a whole bag of fragrant burgers for some "delicious" dry food, strong enough straw ropes, and non-slip climbing tools made by local residents.
In addition to bartering, the locals also gave away two important pieces of information about Lord Rovaloa for free.
"Travelers from afar, the person you are looking for lives in the foothills of the Elk Snow Mountain, and you can see it if you go all the way here. ”
"But be careful, on the way to the snowy mountains, there is a huge snow monster that always blocks the hunter's return at the turn of night and night, and needs to pay a sincere tribute so that it will not be entangled. ”
Nibbling on the air-dried elk meat in his hand, Sam only felt hard like a piece of iron, and after just one bite, his teeth couldn't stand it anymore.
"Sir, I'll just say we should keep a few hamburgers, they're harder than iron. ”
Also gnawing on the iron-like dried meat, Lord Rovaloya, who was already very depressed, was poked in the sore spot.
"Either shut up and eat your air-dried meat, or give me your fat!"
This frightened Sam to silence immediately, but not long after he left, he spoke again: "Master, how long will we have to walk to find that guy?"
According to the locals in the village just now, the guy lives in the foothills of the snowy mountains not far away, and along the road that is now reached, they should be able to get there before dark, as long as this Sam doesn't talk much.
Stopping, Lord Rovaloa pointed to the snow-covered ridge in the distance and asked, "Sam, do you see the snowy ridge ahead?"
Sam nodded, "Master, do you mean that as long as we climb over that snowy ridge, we will be there?"
"No!" Lord Rovaloa shook his head directly and decisively, "I mean, if you say so much, I'll kick you off there!"
Sam's face turned red from the cold in an instant, he knew that Lord Rovaloa was not just talking, the last time he didn't believe it, he was kicked into the Pacific Ocean by Lord Rovaloa from the plane, for fear that this time it would really roll down the snowy mountain, Sam immediately covered his mouth, so as to show that he would never speak again.
"Good. Lord Rovaloa gave him an approving look.
At last, there was no more noise in their ears, and the pace of their march quickened, and it was not long before the two of them reached the snowy ridge that Master Rovaloa had just pointed to.
Standing on the snow ridge and looking down, the eyes are full of snow-white world, but it is different from the unobstructed snow plain before, and now there are mountains, basins, rivers, and even a few snow-white polar animals walking leisurely there not far away.
Throwing aside the bone-chilling wind, this scenery is truly a paradise on earth, and Lord Rovaloa thinks it's best to have a hot vodka at this time.
"Sam, wait a minute, don't move. ”
Perched on the hill, Lord Rovaloa stopped Sam and tried to go around behind him to get the wine from his backpack.
The fat man with a pale face looked surprised, and whenever Lord Rovaloa went around the back of his ass, he jumped to dodge.
"Master, I haven't said a word since just now, you can't do this, right?"
Sam seemed to have misunderstood, he thought that Lord Rovaloa still had the intention of kicking him down the hill, although he was not mistaken, Lord Rovaloa really wanted to do so.
But the current situation is that Master Rovaloa can't drink, Sam jumps from side to side, making him lose patience, and he finally can't help but slam his fat shoulders and threaten viciously: "Sam, I swear, if you hide again, it will happen later, but it will not only be as easy and pleasant as you being kicked off the snowy mountain." ”
"Hmm......" Sam swallowed subconsciously, and after a struggle in his heart, he finally gave up resistance, but fortunately, Lord Rovaloa's big foot did not mean to kick him in the ass.
Lord Rovaloa finally got his vodka, even in the cold and biting polar regions, the alcohol concentration of an astonishing 60 degrees of high-strength vodka is still in a clear and pleasant liquid state, just open the cap, smell it emitted a strong aroma has already made Lord Rovaloa feel boiling from the limbs.
Lifting the wine bottle, he took a sip into his throat, although at first he could only feel the extreme cold below freezing, but it didn't take long for a thick warmth to rise in his abdomen, and after a while, Lord Rovaloa felt that the blood in his body seemed to be boiling.
Looking at the happy expression on Lord Rovaloa's face after drinking, Sam said weakly: "Master......"
"What, do you want to take a sip too?" Lord Rovaloa seemed to be in a much better mood after drinking, and even joked with more interest, "I thought you M people only like to drink those sparkling water that you give when you buy fast food." ”
Sam's attention didn't seem to be on Lord Rovaloa or the vodka in his hand, he was looking behind Lord Rovaloa, where something seemed to fill his eyes with fear.
"Old ...... Sir, there's a ...... behind you," Sam said in a trembling voice, and it was not only the fat that made him tremble with fear, but also the shrill voice.
"Yes, what?"
The timid and fearful Sam in the eyes of Lord Rovaloa is always a look of never seeing the world, his eyes, Lord Rovaloa has really seen a lot, the last time was in the tropical jungle when I saw a palm-sized tarantula, last time I accidentally fell into the sea and encountered a shark, last time I was chased by lions, last time I was a little confused last time Lord Rovaloa remembered.
Anyway, no matter how big the is, he will be scared of this cowardice, and Lord Rovaloa is no longer surprised by this.
Turning around carelessly, Lord Rovaloa wanted to see what kind of "beast" scared Sam, and he thought that it should be an animal like an arctic fox or a polar bear, after all, this far north is not very rich in species.
But when he turned around, he saw a towering and terrifying giant monster, with snow-white fur, sharp teeth, hideous face, a height of three meters, and a white mist from its huge nostrils that covered the entire face of Lord Rovaloya.
At this time, Sam slowly spoke: "Yes...... There are snow monsters ......"
......
The ice crystal charm in the car swayed left and right as the car went, and the sentimental Miss Rairia suddenly had a bad premonition for some reason.
"I hope that my father and they will not encounter any danger on this trip. ”
"Miss, I'm sure they're much happier than we are now!" Lao Xia waved his hand and said, this is not a relief, he really thinks so, after all, this time the master they went to the North Pole, "That's the best place in the world." ”
"I hope so. Raria's worries hadn't gone away, and her instincts had always been accurate.
......
"Run, sir! it's right behind you!"
Sam, who chose to roll down the snowy mountain in a ball, stood at the foot of the mountain and shouted excitedly to Lord Rovaloya.
Master Rovaloa, who didn't dare to look back, ran down the hill at full speed as he yelled at Sam, "Don't shout, I know where it is." ”
As Lord Rovaloa said, the movement of the monster behind him when he ran was not small, and the whole snow-capped mountain was trembling with it, such a terrifying monster was chasing behind your ass, and it was impossible for the psychological pressure to be small, Lord Rovaloa was depressed, and when he saw the round Sam standing there talking without backache, how could he not be irritable.
"Master, I think you can get off too. Sam stood at the foot of the hill and shouted at the top of his hand in a loud voice.
"!" Lord Rovaloa rejected his offer without much thought, not because it wasn't feasible, but because it was too embarrassing and shameful to look like he was curled up and rolled down, and his manly dignity did not allow him to do so.
"It's okay, sir, you get out first, I promise I'll catch you. Sam shouted again, this time gesturing in the direction of Lord Rovaloa, "But hurry, the monster will soon catch up with you." ”
Looking at Sam, who was swearing to pack the ticket there, Lord Rovaloya, who found that the monster was getting closer and closer, also knew that there was no other way, and immediately prepared to shrink into a ball and roll down the snowy mountain following Sam's actions just now.
But just as he was about to do so, he heard a thud behind him, and he turned his head to see that the monster had fallen against the stone, and its huge body seemed to be rolling down.
At the last moment, Lord Rovaloa dodged and jumped to the side, and sure enough, the monster fell and rolled down the sloping snowy mountain.
Finally out of danger, Lord Rovaloa just breathed a sigh of relief and found that Sam had not yet reacted, and he stood there motionless in a daze when he saw the snow monster rolling towards him.
Lord Rovaloa knew that Sam was stunned, so he jumped to his feet and shouted at him, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
But it was too late, and the snowball of the monster rolled bigger and faster, and in the blink of an eye it rolled down the mountain, and Sam crashed into the monster before he could even scream.
"Sam!" said Lord Rovaloa as he roared down the snowy hill as he ran straight to the shattered snowball and quickly gouged Sam out of it.