Chapter 30: It's Not Fair
When Bu Fan heard this, regardless of whether there was lunch or not, he understood one thing.
Why does the big guy like to pat others on the shoulder and say things when he has nothing to do?
Bu Fan summed up two things, the first is that he can't get used to seeing others taller than him, shoot from time to time, shoot again and again, and one day shoot a tall shoulder, what is the use of growing taller, health is the most important thing.
The second is that he is afraid that when the things in his mouth are spoken, the people around him will scatter directly, which makes him very faceless. Patting the shoulder with your hand is equivalent to framing a person, so that if you meet everyone and leave, at least one can be used as a cushion.
Now Bu Fan feels that this assistant director has a little bit of this meaning to him, otherwise why would a person with a height of about 1.7 meters have to put his hand on his shoulder with a height of about 1.8 meters, and not take it down directly?
Fortunately, this time it was not like yesterday, and the staff rode a motorcycle in front of him to lead him around like a dog.
After the equipment was ordered and moved into the car, the assistant director directly framed Bu Fan's neck and invited him into the car.
The first stop is to revisit the old place, come to an alley with seven turns and eighteen windings at the junction of urban and rural areas, everyone gets off the car, sets up the position, and after cleaning up the site, the staff takes off the bicycle hanging behind the car and hands it to Bufan, who has put on makeup.
The assistant director started, and Bu Fan pushed the car and began to shuttle back and forth in the alleyway.
It's still the original formula, and the four emotions are intersected and performed one by one.
After filming, he came to the road to continue, two trips down, and the time came to noon, and the assistant director took the crew's public funds to charter a roadside stall, and one person was enough to cut noodles with three or two knives.
After eating, he came to the side of the street, and at this time, Bufan's task was upgraded, not only did he need to push the car with four emotions, but he also needed Bufan to carry the car and drag the car, and show four emotions of joy, anger, sorrow and joy under the actions of running and walking.
After the filming of the street scene was completed, the time came to half past five in the afternoon, and the rush hour of getting off work once a day officially began.
At this time, the crew, under the leadership of the assistant director, came to an intersection, the cameras were set up on both sides, and the assistant director flew with his big hand, "Go!
Bu Fan began to push his bicycle back and forth on the sidewalk endlessly.
Carrying, pushing... After a while, he smeared some plasma on his face, and everyone looked at Bu Fan as if they were looking at a neuropathy.
What's more, Bu Fan heard with his own ears that when a mother picked up her daughter from school and passed by the intersection, the little girl saw Bu Fan pointing at him curiously and asked her mother in an innocent childish voice: "Mom, what do you see your brother doing?"
The mother stared at Bu Fan for a while, and saw that Bu Fan was wearing overalls, pushing or resisting the bicycle, laughing and crying for a while, and hurriedly pressed the girl's hand pointing at Bu Fan back, "Miao Miao, if you meet such an uncle in the future, you must stay away from him, otherwise I will sell you directly to the mountains..."
As soon as these words came out, the little girl was not only so frightened that she hurriedly covered her mouth with her hands, but also made her anxious heart completely violent.
Angrily, he crossed the road with his bicycle and walked to the assistant director, and put the car aside, "Director, I want to strike!"
"Okay, let's shoot here today, the big guy counts the items, and then calls it a day. After looking at the time and estimating the progress of today's task, the assistant director agreed to Bu Fan's proposal for a strike with a human touch.
Hearing this, Bu Fan directly handed the car to the staff next to him and walked to the crew's accompanying van.
Don't say anything, wash your face and change your clothes and clean yourself up for the first task.
After cleaning up, Bu Fan walked out of the car with his head held high, stood at the intersection and raised his head slightly, looking at the passers-by, "Open your dog's eyes and take a good look, where does labor and management look like neurosis, just ask what it looks like?"
Standing at the intersection for a while, Bu Fan felt someone slap his buttocks, and Bu Fan looked back.
A little boy who estimated that he had just crossed the free ticket line said to Bu Fan: "Uncle, you have been standing here, is there something uncomfortable? My mother is a doctor, but it is amazing." ”
As he spoke, the little boy pointed back with his little finger, and Bu Fan looked up, and an intellectual woman with glasses looked at her son with anxiety in her eyes.
Bu Fan held back a reluctant smile for a long time, and said to the little boy: "No, uncle is waiting for someone here, don't run around, go back to your mother!"
After listening to Bu Fan's words, the little boy nodded and said, "Goodbye, uncle!"
The little boy beckoned, turned and ran towards his mother's place.
Seeing the child's mother pulling the child away quickly, Bufan hid his face and hid in the car.
The only thing I want now is to get out of the scene quickly.
"Who are these people?" When he pushed the cart, he looked at him as a psychopath, and after putting down the car and wearing a human-like dog, he was even more regarded as a fool. But when he went out today, Bu Fan clearly remembered that he had taken medicine and then went out.
Why is it a disease?
After the crew finished cleaning up, everyone returned to the hotel.
Getting out of the car and seeing that Li Xiaobing had already come back first, sitting in the restaurant alone at this time, Bu Fan thought that he had been blackmailed by him for twenty yuan yesterday, so he walked directly to the restaurant.
"Bufan, you also called it a day?"
Li Xiaobing saw Bu Fan enter the door and greeted him warmly, but he didn't know that the rivers and lakes were sinister, and Bu Fan was not coming for others.
"Nima has been photographed in the past two days, but I am very tired, and the three or two knife noodles I ate at noon are all gone now. I'm starving to death, I said Xiaobing, I invited you here yesterday, and you won't invite me to eat a bowl of noodles today?"
Talking about his filming hardships in a serious way, Bu Fan sat opposite Li Xiaobing casually, his eyes glanced at the bowl on the table, "Good guy, it's really extravagant, not to mention adding a fried egg." ”
"Are you tired? Okay, let's talk about yesterday, I deserve it. ”
"What a fart, how have you been filming for the past two days. Bu Fan wanted to ask Li Xiaobing what their group was filming yesterday, but after listening to his coquettish incident the night before yesterday, he was directly out of the mood.
It just happened that he had time today, so Bu Fan asked curiously, and by the way, he set it up again, and then logically asked Li Xiaobing to invite him to dinner.
"In the past two days, Director Wang found a local high school and took me and Cheng Yuanyuan to class in it? ”
Hearing Li Xiaobing say this, Bu Fan felt a little more comfortable, and the treatment was similar to that of a bicycle on both sides.
After Li Xiaobing took a bite of noodles, he leaned over to Bu Fan and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret, but first you can't spread it." ”
Bu Fan patted his chest, "You go to Hengdian to inquire, my Bu Fan's mouth is made of well-known iron cast steel, and he always takes the door when he goes out." ”
Anyway, Li Xiaobing couldn't really go to Hengdian to verify it, and he didn't have to pay taxes to brag, so Bu Fan blew it directly without blinking his eyes.
If this person is filming in Hengdian, Li Xiaobing will go out and ask a lady casually, Bu Fan's name as a friend of women between the ages of 80 and 38 is well-known in Hengdian.
What do women in this range like to do the most?
Every day when you go out, no matter whether you are familiar with it or not, as long as you catch a person, you can blow it from national events to trivialities, from the little man of Widow Zhang's house in the east to the big woman of Li Tiezhu's family in the west, and you don't need to put a plate of melon seeds, a glass of water, and the day passes as soon as you gossip.
Bu Fan can go deep into this group and get acquainted, this lip service, can only say that the benevolent see the people, the wise see the wise...
But Bu Fan's words, Li Xiaobing believed it, and whispered to Bu Fan: "I'll tell you, don't look at Cheng Yuanyuan looking slender, I only knew when I was holding her in the past two days, she was plump!"
Bu Fan was stunned, opened his eyes wide and asked Li Xiaobing, "How did you shoot these two days?"
"How else can I shoot, ride! After a while, Director Wang asked me and Cheng Yuanyuan to ride one by one, and then let me sit behind her, and then she sat behind me, anyway, I don't know what effect I want, just ride blindly.."
Nima!
Hearing this, Bu Fan stood up directly and walked out, Li Xiaobing looked at Bu Fan like this inexplicably, and shouted, "Why don't you eat noodles?"
"I'm in the mood for a fart..."
Bu Fan wants to go to Wang Shuai now and ask, why can Li Xiaobing work with men and women without getting tired, but he has to play alone with hard haha, isn't this discriminating against himself?
He now knows why Li Xiaobing said it's okay, can this be bad?
In other words, it was him, riding a beautiful young lady behind the bicycle and hugging his waist, Bu Fan could definitely round the wheel.
It's not fair....