"The third time, the third time!"

Qin Zhen in the back row looked at the hilarious audience and was a little excited: "This is the third time everyone has laughed now!"

The purpose of comedy is to make the audience laugh.

When the audience laughs constantly, it means that this comedy-oriented movie has succeeded.

"It's not enough. ”

Luo Yuan's eyes were bright.

It's just that this level of laughter is really not enough for "Crazy Stone", but fortunately, the next plot still did not disappoint the audience in the theater-

The theft has begun!

The first to initiate the action was the Dao brother trio, who first lured Bao Shihong and others who were guarding the stone out of the door, and then Heipi went in to steal things, only to trigger the alarm bell.

Run begins!

In the process, the background music of Peking Opera was cooperated, and the audience couldn't help but lift the corners of their mouths, but at this time, Mike didn't know the situation inside, and was wearing a black hood, thinking about cutting off the power supply inside.

"What are you doing!"

Brother Dao, who was watching the wind outside, thought that Mike was his subordinate, and slapped Mike on the head: "Why did you come out?"

Mike looked confused!

Although only his eyes were exposed because he was wearing a hood, that confused little look still caused the audience to burst into laughter!

"I feel sorry for Mike!"

"International thieves are being taught to be human again!"

Someone couldn't help but make a sound, but when he thought that this was a movie theater, he hurriedly closed his mouth, and on Xu Shen's right hand, Li Jie couldn't help it at all, and laughed!

"I can't do it......"

"This plot is so interesting......"

Xu Shen also wanted to laugh this time, but he was better than Li Jie, and he hadn't forgotten the bull beep he had bragged about, so he was still holding back.

So everyone around was laughing, and he didn't want to laugh because he prided himself on being a big laugher.

Sun Qian on the side didn't pay attention to the state of the male ticket, because she had already laughed until she leaned forward and closed, mainly because Chen Xuan looked at the elite style, so the sense of contrast caused was really strong-

in the sewers.

Blackskin and his companions escaped.

The plot finally calmed down, but a bigger laugh was brewing, Xie Xiaomeng fell in love with Brother Dao's wife, and in order to catch up, he actually took advantage of the convenience of the factory director's son to drop the stone that Brother Dao failed to steal.

The stone was given to Brother Dao's wife.

Xie Xiaomeng also slept with Brother Dao's wife as he wished, and when Brother Dao learned all this, he directly pressed Xie Xiaomeng into the toilet.

"Did you do it?"

"What the hell did you do?"

When Brother Dao asked this question repeatedly, the audience didn't hold back again, but the funniest thing was still to come-

Brother Dao's little brother is called Jingjing.

Lying on the bed, Jingjing asked her sister-in-law in a hoarse voice: "What do you like about him, is he better than his eldest brother?"

There's nothing wrong with that.

What's really funny is Jingjing's next question: "Is he better than me? How can you do such a thing, worthy of the eldest brother, worthy of me?"

This time the laughter is crazy!

Sun Qian patted the chair vigorously: "It turns out that Brother Dao has long been green by the younger brother, and this little brother also confidently asked his sister-in-law why he stole people, and said that everyone is a family......"

Can't laugh!

Everyone else laughed, and Xu Shen endured it very hard.

Li Jie, who let himself go, didn't have so many worries, patted Xu Shen's shoulder while laughing, and admired: "Hahahaha, brother, your smile is really high!"

Xu Shen's cheeks trembled slightly.

Holding back laughter is a hard job.

And this laugh is indeed not so easy to hold, when Fang Bo took the real jadeite and proposed to use this piece of jade to give the fake piece in the factory, the audience didn't know how many times they laughed!

This product is so funny!

I even want to use a real bag drop!

Xu Shen held back his laughter, but his emotions were aroused, so he could only keep making "poof" and "poof" sounds in his mouth.

————————

Unbeknownst to him, Mike is still hatching plans.

He really showed the demeanor of an international thief this time, very high-end hanging on the roof with a rope, and then the person hung on it and slid down little by little, but when he was about to touch the stone, he was embarrassed to find that the rope was not enough-

Mike was stunned three times: "I'll push your lungs!"

This familiar line again, plus the foreshadowing of the first two times, this time the audience laughed without surprise.

"That's it, the international thief!"

"It must be a rope sold by a black-hearted manufacturer!"

"I feel sorry for Mike for the third time, hahahaha, it seems that our Huaxia is not suitable for a top thief like him......"

The next plot is becoming more and more natural.

The real stone was put back by Brother Dao, but Bao Shihong thought that the stone had been dropped by someone, and vented his emotions angrily.

Mike tries to run away but gets stuck on the roof.

An international thief was stunned four times, and the black skin who wanted to enter the Luohan Temple through the sewer to steal things on the other side was blocked in the sewer and could not get out, because the manhole cover of the sewer was crushed by a car.

"What's going on?"

The black skin in the sewer was very confused.

This time, Xu Shen finally couldn't help laughing, maybe because he had been holding back for a long time, he laughed very exaggeratedly, patting the chair frantically, so that Li Jie, Sun Qian and others turned their heads to stare at him-

"Ahem, ahem. ”

Xu Shen couldn't stop trying to, but he coughed twice but found that he was choked by saliva, and he hammered his chest vigorously.

"Brother, I understand you!"

Li Jie patted Xu Shen's back with a strange face, and Sun Qian couldn't help but tease: "Don't you say that the laughter is high?"

The rest of the audience didn't notice the scene.

Because everyone is completely happy at the moment, some viewers even laughed a little stomachache: "This Nima is so funny......"

The plot is finally starting to end.

After Brother Dao found out that he had taken a real stone before, he beat Xie Xiaomeng hard, and then called Bao Shihong angrily to ask Bao Shihong to send money to ransom people.

Bao Shihong went to the appointment angrily!

The audience waited for the final battle in anticipation, but before the decisive battle could be launched, Brother Dao slammed his motorcycle into a car door that happened to open-

Hiccup!

On the other side, Mike, who finally escaped, decided to complete his mission and used his top-level theft technology to infiltrate the house of Mr. Feng, who bought the stone, and it was at this time that the black skin crawled out of the sewer.

The eyes are facing each other.

This was accompanied by laughter one after another.

Mike made up his mind to get the stone, but he didn't know that Mr. Feng, who was eyeing him, was actually the customer......

As a result, the four eyes also burped.

Of course, Mr. Feng was also hiccuped by Mike, and when everything was done, Mike sat in the boss's chair with a cold face, dialed his customer's phone, but the room rang a strange bell-

I don't know how many times I was confused.

Mike, who reacted, finally understood everything, looked at Mr. Feng's corpse, and shouted angrily: "I'll take your lungs!"

At this moment, the audience's faces were about to stiffen with laughter!

Mike ran downstairs and ran into Bao Shihong, and this time the international thief Mike was finally caught by the police!

The camera pans to the black skin.

He robbed the bakery after not eating for a few days, but was teased by the owner of the bakery on a battery car, and the collapsed face of the black skin was frozen in the camera......

The movie is over!

And the audience has already laughed out of tears!

At this time, the screen went black, and several lines of subtitles appeared, all of which were the names of the crew, the most eye-catching of which were these two lines:

Director: Luo Yuan!

Screenwriter: Luo Yuan!

————————————

The third update arrives, this is the second update for the leader of the Sima Yanlong Alliance, and it is also on ~~~