Chapter Twenty-Eight: Taking Yishou Dan
The corners of Xia Chen's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, this is a real elixir, can it not be fragrant?
Xia Youcun, who opened the lid, stared at the dark red pill all over his body for a while, picked up one and inhaled it sharply in front of his nose, his face showing a look of intoxication.
"it, you smell it, this thing smells old, it looks like chocolate......"
Chocolate... Well, nice analogy.
Xia Chen is happy, his father's hand metaphor is just right, if this Yishou Pill is not from someone else's hand, maybe even he thinks so.
"What a tonic, look at your dad like this. Zhou Shufen returned to the living room at this time, leaned over to the pill in Xia Youcun's hand and smelled it, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
"Not to mention, it smells really good. Picked up another box of Yishou Pill on the table, sat down next to Xia Youcun, and began to look at the pill in his hand.
"What's this thing called, why haven't I seen it?"
"Mom! This is called Yishou Dan, the main effect is to regulate the body, eat one to strengthen the body, eat two to nourish the body and invigorate the blood, and eat three to prolong life...... All in all, a good thing. Xia Chen explained.
Zhou Shufen turned her head slowly, with an expression of how she felt that you were deceiving me, and said in disbelief: "It sounds so fake...."
Don't say it's her, even Xia Chen himself feels that it's fake, after all, medicine is different from other things, it is meant to be eaten in the mouth, it is really effective, it is good to say, if this is a fake and shoddy product, diarrhea and illness are small, and it may be eaten to death.
If this Yishou Pill was bought from outside, Xia Chen really didn't dare to give it to his parents casually, not to mention whether the effect was really so magical, even if it didn't, how many of them dared to try such a three-no product?
Therefore, Zhou Shufen's worries at this level cannot be regarded as tense.
"Don't worry, others can't believe it, can't you still trust my son?" Xia Chen came to Zhou Shufen's side, pretended to be a good baby, knocked her back and rubbed her legs, and ran the train with honey on her mouth, which made her giggle, and her tense nerves relaxed again.
"Where did you buy this? There's nothing on it, it can't be a fake......
Well, just after appeasing this guy, Dad jumped out again......
"Dad, I asked someone to bring this medicine back from abroad, and you can't understand the foreign language, so I simply tore off the outer packaging, which is what it looks like inside. ”
"I spent all this unjust money, don't buy it in the future..... I haven't eaten all the domestic health products, and I have brought me all the foreign goods. Xia Youcun muttered in a low voice, and Zhou Shufen, who heard it, was a little unhappy, and immediately straightened her face: "What are you talking about, my son is also filial, if you don't eat, give it to me." ”
"Don't mind, one person and one box are divided, why are you still engaged in monopoly. ”
Xia Youcun was in a hurry, watching Zhou Shufen reach out to grab it, and immediately left the sofa with Yishou Dan in his arms, and while walking, he didn't forget to stuff the one in his hand into his mouth.
Xia Chen didn't know the medicinal effect of Yishou Pill, firstly, he was also refining it for the first time, and secondly, he had never tasted it, but since it was a elixir, not to mention the immediate results, it should not be unsatisfactory.
Not to mention, Xia Youxing reacted immediately after taking the pill, obviously, his face became ruddy, and his back, which was originally slightly stiff, actually straightened up, and gave people a feeling of .....
How to put it, it's like suddenly a few years younger.
Such an obvious change, as long as you are not blind, can basically be noticed at a glance.
"Old man... You seem to be getting younger, and you seem to have a lot less gray hair. ”
Hearing Zhou Shufen's words, Xia Youcun's first reaction was that she was making fun of herself again, in order to protect the revenge of taking medicine, but after looking closely, she felt that it was not right, Zhou Shufen's expression did not look like a joke at all.
"Ah!" he exclaimed, turning and running into the room, where a few moments later a cry of "Hell, hell!" rang out in the room.
Xia Youcun muttered while constantly touching his face and running out of the bedroom, and finally looked at the wooden box in his hand.
"kid, this... It's a miracle medicine!"
At this time, even if there was no Xia Youcun, Zhou Shufen also guessed the clue of the matter, this time, without Xia Chen's reminder, she ate Yishou Dan into her mouth in one bite, and then ran into the bathroom without saying a word.
Needless to say, when Zhou Shufen came out of the bathroom, her appearance had changed drastically, and she didn't even know how to get out of the bathroom in a daze.
Seeing the obvious changes in the second elder, this time, he laughed heartily.
"How about it, what your son brought back, are you satisfied?"
"Oh God! I thought I was dreaming. Zhou Shufen excitedly grabbed Xia Youcun's arm and pinched it hard, and someone in pain gasped.
"Eating one has such an effect, if you eat them all, then you won't be a teenager all of a sudden?"
Xia Chen's heart was in a hurry, and he quickly got up to stop his father's nerves.
"Dad, the medicine is a good medicine, but it's not a jelly bean after all, is there a way for you to finish the medicine in one go......"
"This medicine can't be taken blindly, it's okay to take one pill a week, too much, the medicine can't be absorbed, and it's a waste to eat it. ”
Zhou Youcun nodded incomprehensibly, and then saw Zhou Shufen staring intently at the medicine box in his hand, like a child who was about to be robbed of his beloved toy, and held the medicine box tightly on his chest and said dissatisfiedly: "This is mine, didn't I hear my son say, take one a week? This box is enough for us to eat for half a year." ”
"I'm not afraid that you won't be able to hold back and forget your son's words......"
As for how credible this statement is, there is no way to know.
Xia Chen felt that with his mother taking care of him, his father should not be nonsense, and how old he is, he should also have self-control ability.
As for what happened next, of course, it was indispensable to be "tortured to extract a confession" by the second elder
The effect of this Yishou Pill is obvious to all, saying that it is an elixir, I am afraid that the two elders will immediately believe it, as for what Xia Chen said, he was looking for someone from abroad to bring it back, and the nine clouds that had long been forgotten went out, and the two joined forces for the first time, grabbing Xia Chen and asking east and west, looking at the posture, it seemed that he was not ready to let him go without asking for useful information.
Xia Chen has thought about confessing and being lenient, but this matter is really not something that can be explained in a word, considering that the second elder is also old, subverting their cognition at once will only backfire, so he simply put his heart sideways, and he just didn't let go of his previous rhetoric, and after a long time, the second elder couldn't ask anything, so he let Xia Chen go in a daze.
"After all, this kind of thing can't be wrapped in fire, and it may be pierced one day... It seems that in the future, it is better to take it easy and talk less. Xia Chen fiddled with his ears and returned to the room weakly, he learned a profound lesson from this incident, as for whether the same thing will happen in the future, it is unknown.