vs 44 Thunderbolt yellow and purple smoke
Wang Fugui can't think of many words, only tender tofu, because in his mind, it is really like tender tofu, and it is two big hands.
"It would be nice to be able to hold it and take a bite. ”
There were many involuntary thoughts in his mind, and he blushed a little, shook his head, diverted his thoughts, and thought: "It's really a pity that she is such a good-looking girl, not only is she a bad girl, but she also robs her." ”
After thinking about it for a while, he came from the other side of the street, and watched all the way, but fortunately, he didn't see the yellow-haired girl again.
When I arrived at the dormitory, I fell asleep and fell asleep, as if I had a dream in the middle of the night, and woke up all of a sudden, and it was already dawn.
Niu Dagen came over in the morning, and when they met, he whispered in his ear: "Fugui, do you know that our instructor is a thunderbolt." ”
"Thunderbolt?" Wang Fugui shook his head: "Don't you know, he's very fierce?"
The name Thunderbolt should be very fierce, but the expression on Niu Dagen's face is very mysterious, his eyes are shining, he looks very high, and even a little obscene, just like when he was talking about a female classmate behind his back in school.
"She's very fierce, very fierce. ”
Niu Dagenha laughed, and made a gesture on his chest, like a woman's chest, Wang Fugui was stunned for a moment: "Female?"
"Female. Niu Dagen nodded excitedly.
"What's the woman's name, why do you add a thunderbolt?"
Isn't a female instructor equivalent to a female teacher? Wang Fugui was not so excited, but was still a little curious.
"Because she has two huge bumps. ”
Niu Dagen explained in a low voice, his face glowing red, and his voice was full of joy.
"First, she has a big chest, known as the first wave of female police in Chuzhou City. ”
Niu Dagen laughed and made a gesture, which was very exaggerated.
Wang Fugui couldn't help but think of the yellow-haired girl he bumped into last night, and thought, "That's a big one." ”
"Another characteristic is that she has a hot temper, do you know, she was originally a cadre of the police force, and she didn't say a word about speculation, but she beat the captain and violated police discipline, so she was demoted to us as an instructor. ”
"What's bad luck with that. ”
Wang Fugui shook his head: "She is a thunderbolt, she is sure to be fierce and reasonable, what is good about coming to someone like the English teacher when she was in school?"
"Exterminator, haha. Niu Dagen laughed, and shook his head like a merchant's drum: "Caoyun City, three branches of flowers, Zhen Zifeng, haven't you heard of it." ”
"What three branches, a phoenix and a snake, I have never heard of it. ”
Wang Fugui is a countryman in the end, and he still doesn't know much about the lace news in Caoyun City.
"The snake is Meng Shuzhen, known as the first cold and glamorous woman in Caoyun City, and she never smiles at men, because she has a chastity in her name, and she is famous for her cold and glamorous, so everyone says that she is the reincarnation of the white snake Bai Suzhen, she occasionally appears on TV, you won't have watched it. ”
"Yes. Wang Fugui nodded, his face involuntarily reddened, he had not only seen it, but he had even slept before, but he didn't dare to say this, and he still thinks it is a bit incredible.
He panicked in his heart, afraid that Niu Dagen would see something, so he hurriedly asked, "Which purple is that?"
"It's a thunderbolt," Niu Dagen couldn't imagine that Wang Fugui would have anything to do with Meng Shuzhen, and he didn't pay attention to his expression at all.
nodded, and continued: "Thunderbolt girl Huang Ziyan, that is, our instructor, in terms of appearance, she is no worse than Meng Shuzhen, especially her figure, she has to add three more points." ”
"However, Meng Shuzhen is the deputy county magistrate, so Huang Ziyan ranks second, but if I want to choose, I will choose Huang Ziyan first. ”
Niu Dagen said, shaking his head frequently: "I have seen it once from afar, that figure, tsk, if I can kiss Fangze, I am willing to live ten years less." ”
"It's not that exaggerated. Wang Fugui laughed, but he couldn't help but think of the yellow-haired girl last night.
"What is an exaggeration. Niu Dagen shook his head: "A man will live for a lifetime, alas, I'm not afraid of you laughing at wealth and nobility, my biggest ideal in life is to hold Huang Ziyan on the left and Meng Shuzhen on the right." ”
Wang Fugui's heart jumped, and he said, "Meng Shuzhen is cold, what's the good?"
"You don't know that. Niu Dagen's expression on the duck: "The more white and cold a woman is, as long as you conquer her, the more you will have a sense of accomplishment, especially if she is still an unattainable deputy county magistrate, if you can get her to bed, hehe, I can live fifteen years less." ”
Wang Fugui couldn't help laughing: "For these two women, you will have to live twenty-five years less." ”
"What do people do to live for so long? Niu Dagen shook his head, his face full of loneliness: "It's a pity, in my life, I'm afraid it's just a fantasy, such a woman is not something that a little fart like you and me can fantasize about." ”
Wang Fugui smiled, his face was full of the true image of a hillbilly, but he was thinking in his heart about Meng Shuzhen's head holding his head high and screaming.
"Conquer her?"
Wang Fugui shook his head secretly, now that he thought about it, he didn't feel much joy, but secretly thought in his heart: "She said that she wanted to conquer me, is she also like Niu Dagen, she also has the desire to conquer in her heart." ”
"But I'm not a rich and handsome, but just a grassroots who doesn't get anyone to ask, conquer my little fart, what is she happy about, is it really because of that dog?"
I don't understand, and I don't dare to discuss it with Niu Dagen, this kind of thing, he will rot in his stomach if he is killed, and he won't tell anyone, even if it's Hu Xiaxiang, although he is engaged and is his real woman, he won't talk about it.
said that Hu Xiaxiang didn't believe it, Niu Dagen wouldn't believe it either, and would definitely laugh at him, an honest man, would also have such a big-headed dream.
At this time, Niu Dagen suddenly dragged him: "Thunderbolt is here." ”
Wang Fugui turned his head and saw a policewoman walking into the square with high spirits.
This policewoman is sturdy and slender, with short hair and sharp eyes, giving people a heroic and sassy feeling.
"Look at those pairs of boobs. ”
Niu Dagen sighed in admiration, and the other students did the same, their eyes were almost all lingering on Huang Ziyan's chest, and the low whispering sound was mixed with lip-smacking exclamations, as well as obscene laughter.
Wang Fugui turned a deaf ear to all this, he stared straight at Huang Ziyan, because he found that Huang Ziyan looked like the yellow-haired girl last night.
But the yellow-haired woman has long yellow hair with a shawl, and Huang Ziyan is a shrewd and capable short hair, and another one, the yellow-haired woman is clearly a bad woman, and Huang Ziyan is a police officer, how can she be a bad girl?
"What's going on?" Wang Fugui's mind couldn't turn at all, so he stared at Huang Ziyan firmly, Huang Ziyan was wearing big sunglasses last night, but below the nose, the lip shape, and the chin were really taken off by a mold.
"Stand upright. ”
When Wang Fugui was in a daze, Huang Ziyan had already walked over and suddenly screamed.
All the voices immediately converged, including Wang Fugui, everyone knocked their feet and stood up straight instinctively.
Huang Ziyan's voice was actually not very high, but her eyes swept over like a machine-crowned gun, and she couldn't help but feel chills in her heart when she swept it.