The Noble Bookstore on Fifth Avenue in New York is a 42-year-old bookstore, but at the same time it is very avant-garde, and the little Noble boss will regularly look for some pioneering books from major publishers, and New Yorkers want to buy the "Swearing Bible", almost immediately think of the Noble Bookstore, so when Lin Haven planned to hold a book signing in New York, Little Noble won this opportunity. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Of course, even though it is not located on Dream Street, Fifth Avenue, where the Noble Bookstore is located, is also an important reason for the publisher's choice.

CBS's James, the reporter who first talked to Lin Haven about the "Swearing Bible", as the head snake in New York, volunteered to accompany Lin Haven, and by the way, he posted two news that "the author of the "Swearing Bible" is holding the first signing meeting, and thousands of people are expected to participate on the spot".

"You're here a long time ago, readers are looking forward to it. James gave Lin a hammer on the shoulder.

"You look a lot weaker than you did last time we met. Lin Haven shrugged his shoulders and made a small joke: "I wish you good health." ”

"I'm strong enough to come eight times a night. ”

"Uh...... Frequent urination?"

James looked like Nima.

The trip was arranged by the publisher, and they took care of everything. However, Lin Haven also has a small arrangement - a voucher will be included when he signs it. When buying tickets for his concert at the Deracott Theater, he can deduct $5 from the voucher, which is considered a little publicity, in fact, this signing meeting was originally for the promotion of "Yellow River Cantata".

Lin Haven told James several times.

"I have to mention my concert, God knows we had a big hall and it cost me a lot of dollars, and it would be poor if there weren't many people in the end, James, do me a favor. ”

"Of course, there will be people who wonder how you can still sing tenor, it's amazing, I'll take my wife to support it. ”

"Oh my God, your wife?"

James glared at him until Lin Haven said, "Okay, okay, I'm just too surprised, you are such a good gentleman, you should have a husband." ”

"This is not the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. ”

"Seriously, if you could say that in your report, I'd be very grateful to you. For the first time, the New York Times bestselling author and world-renowned author will show his extraordinary talent and prowess in composing and singing symphonies, and everyone who listens to it will undoubtedly think that he has heard the sound of heaven. It must be emphasized that he is also a famous oil painter all over the world, whose works have sold for millions of dollars, and finally, importantly, he is only 22 years old, such a legendary young man, Raphael, Mozart and Shelley, why should we not listen to his Don Juan?"

“...... What?"

"Yes, it's this text, and I would be especially grateful if it could be included in your report. ”

James felt like he was being trampled by galloping horses, even from first to ninth, each one of them trampling over his body.

"Are you saying that you are a combination of Raphael, the genius musician Mozart, and the great young poet Shelley?

Lin Haiwen's face was a little unhappy, which was simply questioning him.

"Of course, yes, can't I compare myself to them? My paintings are worth millions of dollars, I'm a best-selling author, I'm one of the most famous poets in China and Asia, and I've written a lot of famous songs that have been widely sung in China in the last few years, and I'm not lying. Lin Haven patted James on the back: "James, I know that you are experts in journalism, is it so difficult for you to write reports based on facts?"

"Crazy, crazy. ”

James repeatedly confirmed what Lin Haven meant, and found that he was really not joking, and he heard it correctly.

"Why not? To be young is to be crazy, and if you are not crazy, I am still young, but you are going to be old. ”

Anyway, James did him a favor, and although the editor-in-chief of the website who reviewed the manuscript also looked at him like a madman for a long time, and confirmed it five times, James had to say again and again "Yes, Raphael is a painter and a little famous, Mozart is a musician, there are few works that have been handed down now, Shelley can write poetry, but ...... It's just writing some poetry. ”

This description was also what Lin Haven told him later.

The editor-in-chief savored it, smiled weirdly, and then passed the manuscript even more strangely.

CBS News Network Art Section, this news sent out really attracted the attention of many people who eat melons in the United States.

"I should know that Mozart was a very talented kid, right? So that means Lin's songs are also very good, is that what you mean?"

"You don't even know that Raphael da Vinci, the da Vinci of The Da Vinci Code, is the Renaissance, do you know the Renaissance? He was the painter of that time. ”

"Oh, if he said da Vinci, I would know, who knows what the name of a man centuries ago was, it would be nice to remember a surname, the teacher didn't say. ”

"A group of uneducated, Raphael is not Leonardo da Vinci at all, they are not alone, Raphael is obviously a sculptor, probably also paints, his most important achievement is to make a statue of David, you know? The one with the little bird exposed, when I was traveling to Florence, I listened to them. You should really go to Europe and improve your artistic knowledge. ”

When Lin Haven saw this article and the comments below, he felt indescribable.

What the hell is The Da Vinci Code?

What the hell is the statue of David? Isn't that Michelangelo's work?

So the three masters of Renaissance art, can you p casually, one, two, three, change one for one, it's too dirty.

"If I had known that the artistic literacy of young Americans is so impressive, I would not have suggested you write this report. Lin Haven sighed again.

He did regret it, and he should have said that "Lin Haven's music has the vitality of Ding Ri, the passion of the mildew, the enthusiasm of Sister Fruit, and the personality of Quack" - of course, if that were the case, James and his editor-in-chief would never have succumbed to his delusions.

In any case, Haven Lin's book signing at Noble was held as scheduled.

The long team did not disappoint Lin Haven, that is, everyone had friendly exchanges with each other, which was more alternative:

"Hey, you're here too, the guy with seven chrysanthemums on his face?"

"Oh my God, you've crawled out of cow dung, how could I not be?" )