166 Women are liars
"What kind of thief doesn't die!" Long Jin'er's face was even more ashamed, and she deliberately diverted the topic and said, "By the way, people said that you want to give me a gift." Lang Tuhao, are you going to give me a car or a bungalow?"
"Give you a gift?" Shen Lang suddenly remembered, "By the way, it must be that I asked Deng Keren about the gift before, and she misunderstood that I was going to give Long Jin'er." ”
But he didn't dare to say that he was going to give Luo Yan a birthday gift at this stall, wouldn't that be looking for!
"Cars and bungalows are fine. Shen Lang said with a smile, "However, the car is only sent to MINI, and the house is at the exit of the Third Ring Expressway." ”
"Oh, whoever wants your car or house, I'll just say it casually. You're..."
Long Jin'er was originally just a joke, but according to Shen Lang's local tyrant style, maybe he would send the house and car tomorrow, and he wanted him not to take it seriously. After thinking about it, I understood, "Everyone says that those old men and rich people in Suzhou City like to raise Xiaosan at the exit of the Third Ring Expressway, and their favorite thing is to give Xiaosan MINI." Shen Lang, you actually said that I am a junior!"
"I didn't say you were a junior, I don't have a wife yet. Shen Lang said with a smile, "It's just a matter of support!"
"It seems that I haven't taught you a lesson for a few days, and you are itchy again!"
Long Jin'er swept in with a low whip leg, Shen Lang was scared into a cold sweat, and quickly dodged with a sliding step, shouting, "It's a joke." Don't take it seriously!"
"I'm going to hit you, but seriously!"
Long Jin'er then came with another set of combination punches, forcing Shen Lang to retreat again and again, and he couldn't stop begging for mercy in his mouth. Long Jin'er saw that he looked cowardly, but the more he fought, the happier he became.
"What are you doing!"
Suddenly, a few bright lights shone in front of me, but it was the security guards of the four schools patrolling by. At this time, the four security guards also saw clearly, and saw that it was actually a man and a woman fighting.
"Damn, I'm still a college student, what kind of quality is this, how can I fight with a girl!" the security guard who took the lead scolded Shen Lang with a flashlight.
", is she an ordinary girl! Moreover, this is not a fight, I'm passive, okay?"
Shen Lang's heart was scarlet for a while, and he was about to justify, but the security guard who took the lead waved his hand and shouted, "Brothers, go on, catch this man first, beat him and send him to the security office, the last thing I see is a man who beats a woman!"
"Yes!"
The other three people swarmed over at once, forcing Shen Lang to retreat left and right, so he hurriedly shouted, "Long Jin'er, explain it to them quickly!"
"Female classmate, you don't have to be afraid of him. With us here, a scumbag like him can't bully you!" said the security boss standing beside Long Jin'er with a righteous attitude.
"Thanks... Brother Xie," Long Jin'er rolled her eyes, and Chu Chu pointed at Shen Lang pitifully and said, "He..... He asked me to have an abortion, and I didn't want to, so he beat me. He ......"
"Fuck him, scum, brothers, try to catch him!" shouted the security chief, heartbroken.
"Damn, when did I ask her to have an abortion! Sure enough, women are born liars!"
Shen Lang took it seriously
I wanted to cry without tears, so I had to move and dodge to avoid the attack of the three security guards. These three security guards have just been discharged from the army, and they all have martial arts, and they are definitely good at fighting more than three in society.
Although Shen Lang's current skills are not a problem to fight ten ordinary people, it is really not easy to deal with these three people, and he was punched a few times in a few blows.
"Long Jin'er, stop kidding, you'll really be beaten!"
"You deserve to die!"
Long Jin'er said with a smile, and the head of the security guard found that something was wrong, so he quickly stopped and asked Long Jin'er, "Classmate, what the hell is going on with you?"
"What's going on?"
Long Jin'er pretended to be stupid and approached Shen Lang, grabbed Shen Lang's hand and shouted, "Run!" The two rushed towards the grove inside the school.
"Damn, fooled!
Ten minutes later, the two of them hid in the grass and bushes, watching the security guard go away, Shen Lang collapsed on the grass and gasped, Long Jin'er smiled, "See if you dare to joke with me next time!"
"Don't dare! Women are liars!"
The next day was the day when Huang Ying entered the recording studio, and Shen Lang drove to pick up Huang Ying early in the morning.
"Are you really singing with me, I'm really incomplete!" Shen Lang said as he drove the car.
"I must sing with you, if you don't sing, I won't release a record!" Huang Ying said angrily.
"That'll do. ”
Shen Lang had already talked to Wang Jingshan on the phone yesterday, and said that he would personally add 5 million publicity expenses, but the money had not been returned, and Shen Lang really didn't want the money to be wasted.
Fortunately, an album is ten songs, and even if the chorus songs are ugly, there are other songs.
"I can sing it, no... However, I don't know how to read staves, I can read the score and lyrics you gave me, how to sing this song!"
"It doesn't matter, I'll sing a demo for you now, and you remember now that there is a professional sound engineer in the studio to teach you how to sing. ”
"Oh well. ”
The title of the song in the chorus is very vulgar, what "the heart will go with love", and the lyrics are also what I love you, you and I are in tune, and the tune is even more simple as a children's rhyme.
If it weren't for Huang Ying's singing voice that was really moving, this song would be at most a third-rate level.
Shen Lang listened to Huang Ying sing twice, and then sang the tone, and by the third time, except for a few small deviations in the rising key, he was already able to sing the whole song.
Huang Ying's professional singing voice couldn't help but stare at him like a monster.
"What's wrong, there's something on my face?"
"You really didn't practice secretly yesterday?"
"Yesterday we had a competition at school, and I had time to practice songs, and even if I wanted to, I couldn't read the staves!"
"Then your tone is really good, you can also consider becoming a singer. Huang Ying sighed and said, "And your voice is actually very good, and your breath is very stable." “
"Oh, really, no, I wanted to join our school choir when I was in junior high school, and then I
The teachers said that I couldn't sing the high notes, the middle bass was unstable, and the bass had no resonance, anyway, I wanted to be dumb, and then I was kicked out of the choir, and then someone else took my place. ”
"Did you ever give a gift to your teacher when you were in junior high school?"
"Send a wool, the tuition has been taught, what kind of gift do you give, I can't encourage them to take bribes!" Shen Lang said righteously, in fact, it's not that he doesn't want to give it, it's that his strength doesn't allow it, and it's good to make do with the tuition fees at home.
(End of chapter)